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The Worst Unicorn
Nov 3, 2009

~*Brony This Way*~


I might get a wolf and lamb tattoo. Here are some people who went with the misquote.


Click here for the full 757x567 image.






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WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

Big boy, Hungry boy.


claptrap posted:

Also:
Gerald McRaney (Major Dad)
Michael Keaton
Carl Winslow

These totally count:





But are not at all tasteless or poorly done.

And I also know of a guy who has portraits of Carl Winslow and Steve Urkle on his shins but I can't find pictures of them anywhere.

So, uh, two outta three ain't bad?

Geolicious
Oct 21, 2003

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.


Well, since a Gerald McRaney tat seems like some sort of (un)holy grail, I looked for the next best thing...Delta Burke.


The first google hit was....well, I don't know if that's Delta Burke at all.

http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/...d-that-episode/

And, uh, probably

Bojanglesworth
Oct 20, 2006


Look at all these burgers-running me everyday-
I just need some time-some time to get away from-
from all these burgers I can't take it no more



WHEEZY MISS A DUDE posted:

These totally count:





But are not at all tasteless or poorly done.

And I also know of a guy who has portraits of Carl Winslow and Steve Urkle on his shins but I can't find pictures of them anywhere.

So, uh, two outta three ain't bad?

I would rock a Beetlejuice tattoo for sure.

claptrap
Sep 30, 2008



Well, along those same lines, (dunno if this was posted in previous incarnations of this thread), but here is this:

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

Big boy, Hungry boy.


claptrap posted:

Well, along those same lines, (dunno if this was posted in previous incarnations of this thread), but here is this:







Anything else?

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR


When did this become the bad-rear end tattoo thread?

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008



claptrap posted:




Torn's (Zorn's? Lorn's?) Girl's got quite the ribcage! Built like a tank!

Geolicious
Oct 21, 2003

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.


Slim Killington posted:

When did this become the bad-rear end tattoo thread?

Seriously. In better hands, Mount Goldenmore would be loving epic.

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

Big boy, Hungry boy.


Slim Killington posted:

When did this become the bad-rear end tattoo thread?

When the Rule 34 challenge dropped

Bojanglesworth posted:

I would rock a Beetlejuice tattoo for sure.

I missed this earlier but I agree 100%. That movie was a huge part of me and my little sister's childhoods and we still text each other lines from it out of the blue.

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE fucked around with this message at Jan 13, 2011 around 05:25

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010


apsouthern posted:



This is amazing.

EDIT: Forgot to contribute:


Fun fact: If you GIS "good tattoos" you're likely to get poo poo, and if you GIS "lovely tattoos, you're likely to get some good ones. Go figure.

Captain Lavender fucked around with this message at Jan 13, 2011 around 06:37

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out



Not only did someone rearrange Kurt's face but BIGT ROUBLE



WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

Big boy, Hungry boy.


dinozombiesgoRARR posted:



Not only did someone rearrange Kurt's face but BIGT ROUBLE

That's so sad because

Sex Hobbit
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat


Oh lord, Gucci Mane. What have you done?

The Blue L-Block
Oct 1, 2005
Tetris <3

Sex Hobbit posted:

Oh lord, Gucci Mane. What have you done?



I want to see him try real hard to lick the ice cream only to realize it's just of of reach for his tongue!

bawbzilla
Sep 8, 2006
Then she beat Jimmy to death with his own skull

brainsforbrains posted:

This is probably supposed to be a leopard print tattoo but that new tat puffiness and irritation makes it look like she's recently been splashed with acid or has finally accepted Nurgle into her heart.


Heehee, the first thing I think of would be the Trill from star trek. The shape of the spots (the sort of U shape) sorta confirms that. Needs more spots in front of the ear, though.

Bag of Sun Chips
Jun 7, 2003




Post on Facebook by a kid I went to high school with. No, he's not some ironic hipster.

blackmanjew
Oct 21, 2008

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I


Corbet posted:



Post on Facebook by a kid I went to high school with. No, he's not some ironic hipster.

This thread is now the "I thought it would be completely awesome, and it is" tattoo thread.

Fragrag
Aug 3, 2007
The Worst Admin Ever bashes You in the head with his banhammer. It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass! You have been struck down.

claptrap posted:



Accidental or not, it's actually rather witty.

Daggerpants
Aug 31, 2004

I am Kara Zor-El, the last daughter of Krypton

Bojanglesworth posted:

Another one who is sorta weird is Chris Carrabba from dashboard confessional, he rolls his sleeves up just enough so you can see his "sweet tatts bro"



He doesnt even have all of his arms done either. I know this is going to start a poo poo storm, but starting from your wrist and working your way up to your shoulder seems like the lamest "look at me I have sleeves" approach to getting tattoos.

Incorrect:


I also don't see how he is rolling his sleeves up "just enough". What do you want him to do, roll them up to his armpits?

neuropunk
Jun 7, 2003
quod erat demonstrandum

Daggerpants posted:

Incorrect:
...

I also don't see how he is rolling his sleeves up "just enough". What do you want him to do, roll them up to his armpits?

Think he was referring to this:

Daggerpants
Aug 31, 2004

I am Kara Zor-El, the last daughter of Krypton

neuropunk posted:

Think he was referring to this:



You can clearly see the line work for his upper arm, but then again I started my left sleeve from my wrist up so at least 50% of me is universally accepted as lame.

Bojanglesworth
Oct 20, 2006


Look at all these burgers-running me everyday-
I just need some time-some time to get away from-
from all these burgers I can't take it no more



Daggerpants posted:

You can clearly see the line work for his upper arm, but then again I started my left sleeve from my wrist up so at least 50% of me is universally accepted as lame.

As long as you are willing to accept that.

neuropunk posted:

Think he was referring to this:



Exactly. And yeah, you can see the line work on his upper arm, but the point in question here is that starting from your wrist and going up is the "look at me I have sleeves" way to go about things, and line work or not, thats the case.

Daggerpants
Aug 31, 2004

I am Kara Zor-El, the last daughter of Krypton

My point was that specific case is nothing like a Jessy James hand to elbow and stop. You said his arm's weren't "finished" when in fact they are. Having a lower half sleeve can be viewed as somewhat of a false pretense; however starting at the wrist with every intention of having a full sleeve in my opinion is not.

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

Big boy, Hungry boy.


Daggerpants posted:

My point was that specific case is nothing like a Jessy James hand to elbow and stop. You said his arm's weren't "finished" when in fact they are. Having a lower half sleeve can be viewed as somewhat of a false pretense; however starting at the wrist with every intention of having a full sleeve in my opinion is not.

I can't even think of any sleeve design that would make a lick of sense starting at the wrist and working up.

West Ham Sandwich
Oct 17, 2005

I suppose goons just think too much in game


WHEEZY MISS A DUDE posted:



This is spectacular.

Bad Sneakers
Sep 4, 2004

me irl


I got a bow around my wrist with no intention of having a sleeve but as I get more work done I keep selecting pieces that either go well with the bow or fit in well with the space created by it. If I don't knock it off I'm gonna have an upside down mini sleeve that goes from my wrist to halfway up my forearm. :I

Bojanglesworth
Oct 20, 2006


Look at all these burgers-running me everyday-
I just need some time-some time to get away from-
from all these burgers I can't take it no more



Bad Sneakers posted:

I got a bow around my wrist with no intention of having a sleeve but as I get more work done I keep selecting pieces that either go well with the bow or fit in well with the space created by it. If I don't knock it off I'm gonna have an upside down mini sleeve that goes from my wrist to halfway up my forearm. :I

I see that as substantially different than getting an outlined half sleeve from your wrist to elbow, like Chris Carraba did.

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

Big boy, Hungry boy.


Bad Sneakers posted:

I got a bow around my wrist with no intention of having a sleeve but as I get more work done I keep selecting pieces that either go well with the bow or fit in well with the space created by it. If I don't knock it off I'm gonna have an upside down mini sleeve that goes from my wrist to halfway up my forearm. :I

Like Bojang said that's different though. Getting an old school sleeve done out of a bunch of different pieces is totally different than the style of sleeve we're talking about.

Bad Sneakers
Sep 4, 2004

me irl


You guys had me scared for a second there. My poo poo's still upside down though.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008


That's some fine pussy


I started with the words "left" and "right" on my left and right wrist and worked my way up the arms.

I don't mind forarm sleeves. As long as it looks cool then who cares! Cuz that's the point of tattoos you see, to look cool.

*lights cig*

flippygrip meatbio
Feb 16, 2007


Captain Lavender posted:



Fun fact: If you GIS "good tattoos" you're likely to get poo poo, and if you GIS "lovely tattoos, you're likely to get some good ones. Go figure.

This is because most people with lovely tattoos think they have awesome tatttoos and most people who critique tattoos don't even understand what a lovely or tasteless tattoo is. (This thread is a good example)

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007

Mmmm ladyboys...

DorkusMalorkus posted:

So you don't forget her name and you know she is over 18:

Click here for the full 500x667 image.


She's actually quite pretty but WHERE ARE HER BREASTS?

Braincloud
Sep 28, 2004

I forgot...how BIG...




It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008



I loving hate that movie and now feel embarrassed to have seen a picture of a tattoo. I'm glad no one else was with me when it happened.

monkeytennis posted:

She's actually quite pretty but WHERE ARE HER BREASTS?

They're pancakes.

West Ham Sandwich
Oct 17, 2005

I suppose goons just think too much in game


Braincloud posted:




It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

I really hope this is recently done. I would honestly feel better if this dude just loved that movie so much for so long that he got the piece done. If he got it done right after that movie came out, he's gotta be regretting it at this point.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR


Tater tots do not lend themselves well to being depicted in grayscale.

West Ham Sandwich
Oct 17, 2005

I suppose goons just think too much in game


Slim Killington posted:

Tater tots do not lend themselves well to being depicted in grayscale.

I thought it was a meatball at first.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR


That's okay, I thought it was a rabbit tail and was wracking my brain trying to remember how that was significant to the movie.

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Braincloud
Sep 28, 2004

I forgot...how BIG...

West Ham Sandwich posted:

I thought it was a meatball at first.

I was thinking cotton ball. And then I realized it was a tot.

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