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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008

Send us signals in the glow
of night windows




quote:

this was my first tattoo, i live by this saying every day of my life and strongly stand by it

I just can't fathom getting a large, prominent curse word tattooed on me.

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meataidstheft
Jul 31, 2005

Yous a lady Skwisgaar!


Also the placement seems really stupid. She "strongly" stands by a bland catchphrase but decided to hide it in the most awkward place on her body.

What a moron.

Iucounu
May 12, 2007


How does one "live by" that saying? It's a statement, not a precept.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

It can be assumed to carry the sentiment "gently caress it".

Geolicious
Oct 21, 2003

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.


It struck me as rather meta. "Why yes. poo poo does happen and there it is emblazoned on your flank".

starfish
Dec 21, 2004
SOMEONE CARES TOO MUCH


Eight Is Legend posted:

Finally! My turn to post a stupid tattoo from Facebook:



This is a girl I went to school with - it says "I love you forever" in Danish and then her boyfriend's name, Per. They have been dating for about a month and a half. And yes, she's exactly as smart as this tattoo makes her out to be.

Where did she get it done? Good to make a list of places to avoid.

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

Big boy, Hungry boy.


starfish posted:

Where did she get it done? Good to make a list of places to avoid.

If you were to make a list of tattoos shops to avoid it would literally be never ending.

Cheezymadman
Mar 29, 2010

by Fistgrrl


starfish posted:

list of places to avoid:

Anywhere that draws a P like a B?

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

Big boy, Hungry boy.


Cheezymadman posted:

Anywhere that draws a P like a B?

Funny you would make a comment regarding "shops to avoid. "

Let's add to that list "shops that don't bandage fresh work. " Cheezy, you wanna help me out here?

Cheezymadman
Mar 29, 2010

by Fistgrrl


WHEEZY HIDE A EGG posted:

Funny you would make a comment regarding "shops to avoid. "

Let's add to that list "shops that don't bandage fresh work. " Cheezy, you wanna help me out here?

I'm pretty sure we both got probations for this drama in this thread already.

The Worst Unicorn
Nov 3, 2009

~*Brony This Way*~


I love these tattoo slap-fight derails.


Not!

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

Big boy, Hungry boy.


Cheezymadman posted:

I'm pretty sure we both got probations for this drama in this thread already.

Yeah totally just can't help but find it funny.

Regardless, word to ya moms, I came to drop bombs:

http://i.imgur.com/CyNbT.jpg

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

Eins! Zwei! Drei! Alle!


WHEEZY HIDE A EGG posted:

Yeah totally just can't help but find it funny.

Regardless, word to ya moms, I came to drop bombs:

http://i.imgur.com/CyNbT.jpg

Wait you posted that on the top of page 47. I'm confused.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008



Some kid I don't really know has decided he's a tattoo artist now!




God bless you facebook. Also there were sadly now deleted comments of "sick dude where you apprenticing?" followed by "don't need it, working out of my apartment"

Cheezymadman
Mar 29, 2010

by Fistgrrl


WHEEZY HIDE A EGG posted:

Yeah totally just can't help but find it funny.

Regardless, word to ya moms, I came to drop bombs:

http://i.imgur.com/CyNbT.jpg

Bombs, you say?

http://i.imgur.com/uZqBE.png

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007
I need sleep more than braaaaaaains...

I thought that thong was tattooed on as well

Eight Is Legend
Jan 2, 2008


starfish posted:

Where did she get it done? Good to make a list of places to avoid.

Somewhere in Denmark, so I'm guessing you don't have to worry .

Loopyface
Mar 22, 2003


Some new ones from YoungGuns CustomTattoos. They haven't disappointed yet.

http://i.imgur.com/535Bu.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VKdBZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/F3B20.jpg

Geolicious
Oct 21, 2003

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.


Poor Savannah. I thought my feet looked bad when I skipped moisturizer.

Seriously, that's lovely on so many levels. A poor little baby is gone and THAT'S how they choose to memorialize her. G'drat.

PuntCuncher
Apr 21, 2007


This just cropped up on my motorcycle group..



Not really sure what to say.

TomBosleyExp
Feb 16, 2005

You look unhappy.
I like that.


PuntCuncher posted:

This just cropped up on my motorcycle group..



Not really sure what to say.

just yell "EXTERMINATE" at him, frequently.

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

PuntCuncher posted:


The page opened at the bottom for me so I saw the quoted thumbnail of this piece and thought "Eh, that's not so bad" and then I scrolled up and saw the full image ...

PuntCuncher posted:

Not really sure what to say.

Buy a hockey stick, glue a picture of a Movellan onto the blade, settle old scores.

dmt.s
Dec 28, 2010


How about a nice Horace misquote fresh off Tumblr

Should say "non omnis moriar"

starfish
Dec 21, 2004
SOMEONE CARES TOO MUCH


WHEEZY HIDE A EGG posted:

If you were to make a list of tattoos shops to avoid it would literally be never ending.

In Denmark. Denmark is about the size of a state.

Eight Is Legend posted:

Somewhere in Denmark, so I'm guessing you don't have to worry .

...

October Revolution
Aug 18, 2010



Yet another, IT CAME FROM FACEBOOK!



This piece of art was done by my brother on his on-again off-again wife. My brother just started tattooing a few weeks ago from his apartment, which is absolutely disgusting. My mom wonders why I completely refuse to ever let him tattoo anything on me.

Hood Ornament
Jul 17, 2005

i am a whippet pew pew pew


October Revolution posted:

Yet another, IT CAME FROM FACEBOOK!



This piece of art was done by my brother on his on-again off-again wife. My brother just started tattooing a few weeks ago from his apartment, which is absolutely disgusting. My mom wonders why I completely refuse to ever let him tattoo anything on me.

I wonder if the little dong in the tattoo was done on purpose. I hope so.

Cheezymadman
Mar 29, 2010

by Fistgrrl


Hood Ornament posted:

I wonder if the little dong in the tattoo was done on purpose. I hope so.

What little do- Oh god.

October Revolution
Aug 18, 2010



Hood Ornament posted:

I wonder if the little dong in the tattoo was done on purpose. I hope so.

Oh poo poo totally didn't notice that. I asked her about it.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005


Cheezymadman posted:

Bombs, you say?

http://i.imgur.com/uZqBE.png

I'm guessing the luck was surviving being eaten and pooped out afterward.

radioactivemongoose
Dec 27, 2006
High Voltage Rodent.


Sort of horrified that my friend recommended this "awesome dude who did my tats for a DEAL" to me. The idea I have for a hypothetical future tattoo may be really simple but I wouldn't go within a mile of this hack.


Can you guess what this is supposed to be? Lilies They look more like shriveled prunes to me.


Coloring or bloodclots, you be the judge!


This is just... depressing.

These are unfortunately about the caliber of tats I see on people in KY though. They all love 'em and don't seem to have it dawn on them that a 20 buck tattoo done in your Cousin Billy's trailer/meth lab might not be the best idea.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007

Mmmm ladyboys...

Ooh I got one, a before and after set, covering up a boyhood mistake. Here's before, a typical seaside tat:



And after:



Yeah, you know I'm not sure it's THAT much better...

IUG
Jul 14, 2007

Without me, there is no mission.
I am the mission!


monkeytennis posted:

Ooh I got one, a before and after set, covering up a boyhood mistake. Here's before, a typical seaside tat:



Are you sure this isn't to commemorate the lung he had removed because he smoked too many cigarettes?

Monkeytime
Mar 20, 2010


radioactivemongoose posted:

Sort of horrified that my friend recommended this "awesome dude who did my tats for a DEAL" to me. The idea I have for a hypothetical future tattoo may be really simple but I wouldn't go within a mile of this hack.


Can you guess what this is supposed to be? Lilies They look more like shriveled prunes to me.


Coloring or bloodclots, you be the judge!


This is just... depressing.

These are unfortunately about the caliber of tats I see on people in KY though. They all love 'em and don't seem to have it dawn on them that a 20 buck tattoo done in your Cousin Billy's trailer/meth lab might not be the best idea.

Is that a tramp stamp on a dude? Is that last one the Noid?

Cheezymadman
Mar 29, 2010

by Fistgrrl


monkeytennis posted:

Ooh I got one, a before and after set, covering up a boyhood mistake. Here's before, a typical seaside tat:



I don't know if you can call it typical, unless "typical" is getting an amorphous blob inked on your arm.

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

Big boy, Hungry boy.


Cheezymadman posted:

I don't know if you can call it typical, unless "typical" is getting an amorphous blob inked on your arm.

I think it was supposed to be/used to be some type of big/jungle cat.

flippygrip meatbio
Feb 16, 2007


monkeytennis posted:

And after:



Yeah, you know I'm not sure it's THAT much better...

Hooooooly poo poo this is awful and about 1000x more offensive

MMMCCLI
Apr 24, 2009


3 words to describe these, terrible, terrible and terrible.



Selene
Dec 31, 2004
BLAH BLAH BLAH

What alway shocks me is the facebook comments saying how awesome these lovely lovely lovely tattoos get

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009



MMMCCLI posted:


TOO MUCH TO BARE

quote:

bare [bair]
adjective, bar·er, bar·est, verb, bared, bar·ing.
–adjective
1. without covering or clothing; naked; nude: bare legs.
2. without the usual furnishings, contents, etc.: bare walls.
3. open to view; unconcealed; undisguised: his bare dislike of neckties.
4. unadorned; bald; plain: the bare facts.
5. (of cloth) napless or threadbare.
6. scarcely or just sufficient; mere: the bare necessities of life.
7. Obsolete . with the head uncovered; bareheaded.
Well I guess I wouldn't want that bared either, so...

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dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

Elysiume posted:

TOO MUCH TO BARE


It's not often that a spelling mistake makes a sentence more correct, but there you have it.

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