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It should definitely be called :infotech:
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Safe and Secure! posted:This is why I never post about my erotic stamp collection. Someone could quote me and then my face would sure be red!
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The Giant Bomb thread is usually pretty awful, but every once and a while you get a funny quote:Ardennes posted:You mean about the Jeff thing (which turned out to be somewhere in the middle) and now this? Because 90% of what I bitch about is publishers, consumerism and game journalism; and if you want to prove me "factually" wrong about that go ahead. OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:The Giant Bomb Thread: literally no one gives a loving poo poo about your dumb loving opinions holy poo poo shut up forever.
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darthbob88 posted:This is another of those things that's kinda trivial once you understand it. Google + "blackburn rovers site:forums.somethingawful.com" => Thanks for this, I'll know better for next time now!
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From the old farts thread.  KanadianKomrad posted:Anyways, I have a particularly nasty story, so please forgive me. About a year ago, I wanted to mess with my cat, so I farted at the poor guy while he was eating. I had to build it up for a while, but something in the process went terribly terribly wrong. As I bent down to fire the chambered round, I felt something. Something terrible. A monster of a poo poo had stowed away along the fart train. I was already halfway out with the gas when I realized what was about to happen. I quickly clamped closed my anus, hoping to stop the impending deluge of horrors from hitting my cat. But alas for poor kitty, it was too much. I didn't look back, I just moved as fast as I could. I literally held my rear end closed while I did my impression of a lobster to the toilet. The porcelain throne was in sight. I just slammed my cheeks down against that cold seat and emptied my organs into that bowl. Man it felt good. After cleaning myself up, I went to go apologize to my cat, because at this point I didn't know the extent of the damages. I was wearing some sweatpants, so nothing seriously demented ended up on his face, but I just wanted to make sure I hadn't sprayed my cat in feces. It was worse than you possibly could imagine. It was so bad, my parents still cant talk about it, and they don't even know the whole story. I missed the cat. But I hit his food bowl. I had literally poo poo in someones food. But he ate it. A bit. Realizing he had just eaten poo poo, he decided to flip out and run around screaming. Before I could catch him and throw him out, he vomited on the couch. I tossed his furry rear end out in the winter weather, because even though I felt bad, well, I had to clean up poo poo... I got it all tidy before my parents arrived, but the couch smelled like human poo poo, and I don't mean a dull odor. It was a sharp smell of poo poo. Thankfully, I didn't get any blame, because who is gonna conceive of a kid making GBS threads on a couch and in a cats mouth and actually confront him about it. Well my cats breath also smelled like rotting butt for a week, and prior to this incident, he had made a habit of sleeping on my bed, coming up to me where I would pet him. So every night for a month I got the waft of my rear end in his food bowl before I went to bed. Good stuff.
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Heroin thread continues to have the best quotable posts/posts ratio.Rkelly posted:I just copped tar for the first time. I normally always get northern powder type but here I am with some decent tar. I made cheese with .2 of a g and its ok for snorting and is very strong still. 'I've never smoked tar in my life but I wanna go out with a bang for AA in a few days."
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ClemenSalad posted:Heroin thread continues to have the best quotable posts/posts ratio. lmfao that sounds like such a good time. Man . . . I'm missing out like hell.
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Everybody should try heroin at least once in there life.
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Dr. Spiderman posted:Everybody should try heroin at least once in there life. I'm saving mine for when I'm like 87, assuming my rampant alcoholism doesn't take me out before then
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Dr. Spiderman posted:Everybody should try heroin at least once in there life. No, they really shouldn't 
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Dr. Spiderman posted:Everybody should try heroin at least once in there life. I couldn't agree more. Hell, I try heroin two, three times a day.
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Male Man posted:I couldn't agree more. Hell, I try heroin two, three times a day. Two needles a day keep my cravings at bay.
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Heroin didn't kill him. Multiple drug toxicity did. So just don't inject multiple drug toxicity and you're fine.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Heroin didn't kill him. Multiple drug toxicity did. Hey man, you're forgetting the one and only real danger of mainlining drugs: social stigma. Once you're passed that, it's smooth sailing... Captain_Maclaine fucked around with this message at Mar 4, 2013 around 21:54 |
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Drugs don't kill people, people kill themselves with drugs. Legalise. Also I wish mate was used seriously in articles in the UK. 
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If he had had some drugs this wouldn't have happened.
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Good Citizen posted:I'm saving mine for when I'm like 87, assuming my rampant alcoholism doesn't take me out before then That's what I was thinking. When you're 87, nobody thinks twice when you nod out at the dinner table
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When defeating a negative stereotype, the only thing to conquer is the be--*nods off* ... ... ... --is fear itself.
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Welp, looks like you guys can't have nice things. This may come back eventually, but not soon, and don't whine about it because I'll just PM you this picture e: And yeah, I know this is a bit intense for an 11 post derail. But if you haven't figured out what constitutes "interesting discussion of quotes" versus "derailing" by now I can't help you. Protip: basically any conversation about drugs r bad/gud/ok in moderation is immediately tiresome bye. Eggplant Wizard fucked around with this message at Mar 5, 2013 around 02:52 |
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