Casimir Radon posted:

We were supposed to do Secret Santa one year in elementary school with kind actions towards your person. She was a bitch so I didn't do anything for her, I decide who lives and dies

joshdig posted:

I leaned back in my chair and took out a highlighter. I cracked it open, removed the ink filter, and proceeded to smoke it like a cigarette. It might've looked odd to old Josh, what with how my face was dripping with pink ink, but I was deep in the heart of Flavor Country, headed for the local Flavor Saloon and then, more than likely, the Flavor Brothel to nail some Flavor Whores in their Flavor Asses, and then I'd probably try and skip out paying them the Flavor Money, which is pink, like everything else is there, and on the one Flavor Dollar bill is a picture of a woodpecker, but I don't know why. Josh wouldn't understand, what with his snooty, lack-of-chocolate-spewing attitude.

Amorphous Blob posted:

From that very thread



Guess which one of these made me go ? Go on, guess.

Paddy Opossum posted:

As I red this, I thought to myself "I'll have to go to the supermarket and steal a few pairs from the sushi area."

Kuros posted:

It looks like you blue the spelling of the word "read".

The Downfall posted:

Trig Discipline posted:

Turtle has leveled up! Turtle is now Double Turtle!

Bubble Bathory posted:

I wonder how many of the sperglords in that thread realized that Rorschach was a character made to illustrate how batshit a real-life vigilante would be, effectively meaning that Flavor Bear was parodying all of them and not making some super-sick nerd reference.

TheMostFrench posted:

Had a discussion on a train with a friend about how Rorschach would deal with people in a modern society. Really freaked out some lady sitting next to us I think.

Keetron posted:

They are getting pretty serious over chili:

you fuckers posted:

Today I will ruin the quote thread. *fart*

Dirty Communist posted:

If you think about it, that bit in Aladdin when Jafar starts loving poo poo up and taking over is exactly like the end of Requiem for a Dream. The Sultan is Jared Leto's mother. Abu is Tyrone.

Erebus posted:

Cup of Hemlock posted:

It's hysterical to me that "Mod Vision" is in the lower left corner. Is this how they see us average Joe posters?!

Quixotic posted:

Mattress Tossup: Big Fight at the Mattress Shop. All my throws are useless! Bodyslams do nothing. He's invincible here. It's his home turf.

Nostratic posted:

M4rg4r1ne posted:

Worst 'Scrubs' episode ever.

spixxor posted:

Indeed.


_{Oh god I am so sorry I'm going to hell right to hell.}

Korremar posted:

You'll probably want someone else to prepare them, though, unless you relish the thought of holding a live crab in your hand and cutting its face off with a pair of scissors.

Taeke posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3429432

This thread started out awesome. I love it when goons work together like that.

Noxin of Shame posted:

Honk honk, honk-honk-honk honk.

Ringo Star Get posted:

Dude Chewbacca's rear end in a top hat is probably right in that fur and I'm sure its got logs and tootsie rolls of poo poo plastered to it like a cat turd on a hairy cat. Maybe he reeks really bad and he's carrying poo poo disease?

Au Revoir Shosanna posted:

Millions posted:

Groghammer posted:

^^^ What is that thing?

Roosevelt posted:

Mickey Rourke

Elysiume posted:

From [ABENOTE: thread of the week!] Landlord saw my penis. Can I sue?; OP is batomys:

Trouble Man posted:

No, and now that another man has seen your penis he can evict you for being gay.

That DICK! posted:

Heres Hank posted:

I remember watching a special about Jackie Chan's stunt team, which is basically just eight dudes who get paid to hang out with Jackie Chan all day figuring out crazy poo poo to do with like a shopping cart and a junked station wagon, like the Macguyvers of martial arts. Anyway, in that I remember them saying that when they film, they are actually punching and kicking each other.

So... yeah, not even by accident.

"Hi I Jackie Chan. This Jackass."

Trig Discipline posted:

Captain America posted:

Fuckin' libertarian bison.

Midnight Sun posted:

FEMA summer camp posted:

also you are itchy, everywhere

cranky pomme posted:

^^^ and you are now thinking about your father's rear end in a top hat.

YamSack Agonistes posted:

While taking a poo poo here at work a few minutes ago, a loving spider comes descending down from the ceiling, swinging freely and unfettered from his thread less than a foot away from my exposed cock and balls. It didn't initially enrage me. The rage came after a few seconds of terror. I don't like insects, arachnids, or mollusks.

Smelly posted:

He was just staring in awe at the large brown thread you produced.

Agatha Crispies posted:

Flavor Bear posts in "Your favorite thing that everyone hates, and vice versa" thread:

And then in "Things you love to an unreasonable degree" thread:

Agatha Crispies posted:

Haha, sorry! I just liked how intense you were about circus peanuts of all things.

redmercer posted:

Bear of flavor, not of taste

Some Other Guy posted:

GBS is real life and real life is loving R-E-A-L

*does driveby on thread and kills innocent 2 year old with stray bullet*

Rough Lobster posted:

I just love, LOVE how you need to differentiate between catfairy and fairycat.

ProjektorBoy posted:

A grunting. A group of goons is called a grunting.

Toast Museum posted:

From this "I'm new here" thread where the OP rattles off a list of stuff he likes:

Orasmis posted:

Right now I am pissed off at my neighborhood Taco Bell. I bring my mom there for some lunch because I am addicted to their retarded Doritos Tacos. It takes her forever to eat her food so I take out my Kindle Fire to hook up to their free wifi so I can read forums crap while I wait. I open my browser, log into their network, plug in the address to here, and what do I see? Something Awful forums is blocked by the administrator. My Taco Bell has blocked access to the forums here. What the gently caress?

GirlBones posted:

Don't bro me if you don't know me.

DONT loving BRO ME IF YOU DON'T loving KNOW ME

Mr. Pumroy posted:

They ain't seen nothing like it in any amusement hall.

RandomFerret posted:

The sinking of the Titanic was not just a maritime disaster, it was one of mankind's greatest displays of hubris and it taught us an extremely important lesson. It has just as big a place in history as The Who's Tommy, and if you don't know about it then the education system has failed you and I'm sorry.

RandomFerret posted:

poo poo man, I didn't see you get probated for that. I am truly sorry for my part in all this and if there is anything I can do to make it up to you, please let me know.

I mean it. I will make a joke about farts, a joke about star wars, whatever it takes.

TetsuoTW posted:

Man, apparently things've gotten tough in DC if they're banging out with donkeys.