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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > SA Quotes Thread II: Just lie back and think of goatse
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Jan 28, 2012
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Moonshine analyses Republican politics in FYAD:

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i wish ron paul would win, so we could live like somalia and i could be tall tanned and own an rpg.

Which reminds me of a great non-SA quote:

some 80s film critic posted:

Gandhi represents everything the members of the Academy aspire to be: moral, tanned and thin.

# ¿ May 7, 2012 16:03
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# ¿ May 24, 2013 13:35
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Vigilante Banana posted:

Something happened in GBS.


There's supposed to be more stories to come.

Just for anyone who's never seen it (a link was posted somewhere on SA once), the porn film with the woman wearing spider prosthetics and hissing that he refers to is real, and mind-bogglingly horrible.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2012 17:04
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neoboman posted:

After she came did it turn into a MST3K riff-fest?

So - it isn't actually normal to have your sexual partners make strings of gags about your performance afterwards?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ¿ Aug 24, 2012 19:09
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Drama in the BFC stock-picking megathread leads to the following riposte to the (now banned) poster:

pr0k posted:

I gave you the benefit of the doubt, and you turn around with this condescending bullshit. I reiterate my position: gently caress you.

ps I never played wow. I am an rear end in a top hat, first and always.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2012 18:21
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VanSandman posted:



I must admit as soon as I read this I knew where I had to re-post it.

Sadly, there isn't currently an "Enormous loving Hole in the Ground About to Be Filled With Lots of Concrete" thread, but I suppose this will serve as a substitute.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2012 21:18
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Naramyth posted:

Why can't every forum be like TFR?

Goons - Laid back about deadly weaponry, but will fight to the death over cartoons.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2013 18:58
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Pope Mobile posted:

E/N is now the Idiots on Facebook forum.

Theglavwen posted:

This doesn't seem that far removed from the "idiots in real life" forum it's traditionally been.
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# ¿ May 24, 2013 13:35
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cyberia posted:

That sounds more like a Count Chocula post to me.

All good posters are alike; each bad poster is terrible in their own way.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2013 19:08
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > SA Quotes Thread II: Just lie back and think of goatse