MillionDollarMurray posted:

tell that to nick adenhart

the periodic fable posted:

owls own so god drat hard

MrHyde posted:

I think this guy has a concussion. His pupils are all messed up

Crimson Junctioner posted:

If you think of it as a Terminator-esque robot eye, it makes the picture ten times better.

Ozz81 posted:

Cyberdyne Systems, Model H0073R5

areyoucontagious posted:

Jibo posted:

He means that she usually lets him gently caress with her cell phone because he got it for her for her birthday.

BITCH I BOUGHT YOU THIS I DECIDE HOW YOU USE IT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Ishamael posted:

If anyone doesn't know, that is a reference to one of my favorite SA pranks, Cactus Frankie vs. Smash Tokyo Jesus Fist 2000: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq...ript-cactus.php

I love watching Lowtax push this moron to the edge of sanity.

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DebbieH: Oh. Why doesn't he like girls on girls? Do you have any other friends who like girls on girls??

Zack: I'm not sure why he doesn't like girls on girls. I think it's because he is a holocaust survivor. He doesn't like it when people are lying on top of each other.

uncle jimbo posted:

In all seriousness, this whole thing makes Jamarcus jokes much less funny. Poor dudes gonna end up hanging in a closet.

nnnAdam posted:

FlashGordonRamsay posted:

I don't get it. It's a house?

AppleCobbler posted:

E/N thread about a couple lesbians cutting out a hymen with scissors

Synonamess Botch posted:

It's loving water. Water never hurt anybody.

rejutka posted:

Do you want to stick your dick in something with overly large eyes?

Gendo posted:

This is unbelievable:

Bush was involved in three accidents day of his DUI-hit-and run crash

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Chaffee, driving his Jeep Cherokee with his wife, Judy, in the passenger seat, told the Times he was going North on US. 41, and saw Bush's SUV - estimating it was going 70 miles per hour - "nearly hit a car in the right lane," and then pulled into a left turn lane at the two-way intersection at Venice Ave. Chaffee said he pulled up next to Bush, looked at him, then looked straight ahead and waited for the light to change.

When Bush's light changed, Chafee said Bush backed up and angled his car directly at his, hitting his rear door of his car before making the illegal u-turn and going southbound on US 41 (Tamiami Trail). Chafee, who spends the winters in Florida, said neither he or his wife were hurt, that they just had to replace the rear door.

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Just over an hour later, around 3:30 p.m, the Sarasota County Sheriff’s office advised the VPD that the State College of Florida just had a hit-and-run that involved Bush, who fled the scene southbound after hitting a light pole at 8000 Tamiami Trail. A report from the Sarasota County Sherriff’s office filed a non-arrest complaint for leaving the scene of an accident with property damage, saying the “light pole had been struck on the campus near the roadway, the light pole was cut in half and there was still multiple black pieces of a vehicle lying on the ground from the impact.”

Then on the third attempt he finally killed someone.

Declan MacManus posted:

1 for 3 with a single

Quest For Glory II posted:

Technically a sacrifice doesnt count as an at bat

MeinGott posted:

The last time ragged on my friend for drinking ~lovely beer~ he DDT'ed me on the couch and put me in the Walls of Jericho.

Try that because it makes people shut the gently caress up.

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Well this just raises even more questions.

Martello posted:

What is the actual answer to that? I always wear my watch on my right hand, does that make me a girl?

Disillusionist posted:

I have been studying ya'lls posts in preparation for my shitposting 101 exam. wish me luck.

edit: got an A

Kevin DuBrow posted: