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blippyblop
Aug 5, 2004




holy moly

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Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Show me your Gen-O face.

What this is saying is that If Vince Wilfork had the same size penis as Brett Favre

Yudo
May 15, 2003

I create

What the gently caress is it with dicks and this forum? Football is homoerotic enough without famous cockshot group jerks.

MikeyKins
May 9, 2004

Dan, there's a reason why we get emails calling you Le Bafart, Le Baturd, Le Bajerk...


I could not share a locker room with Santonio without being filled with shame.

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Show me your Gen-O face.

MikeyKins posted:

I could not share a locker room with Santonio without being filled with shame.

This guy gots a small ding-dong qtiyd

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008



Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008


Once I figure out how, I'm voting this thread an 8.

smuggler
Apr 23, 2007
INSULTING THE PACKERS IS NOT AGAINST FORUM RULES, MORON




Joe Cox is pretty loving stupid.

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.

Move this thread to the Ray Parlor. You know for Christmas and stuff.

Alan Trammell
Mar 4, 2007


Yudo posted:

What the gently caress is it with dicks and this forum? Football is homoerotic enough without famous cockshot group jerks.

You seem to imply that homoerotic things are somehow bad.

football fuckerman
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!


Incitatus posted:



lol Fat guys w/ small penises.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Chilly McFreeze posted:

You seem to imply that homoerotic things are somehow bad.

Actually, the implication is that he doesn't like homoerotic things, not that those things are bad.

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Show me your Gen-O face.

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

lol Fat guys w/ small penises.

They are not small, just hidden.

Almo
Jan 1, 2007

by angerbot


Donald Driver's cock is the biggest of them all. We will never see a picture of it because he's too classy for that

NC-17
Nov 6, 2002

I won my Super Bowls before they were mainstream. You've probably never even heard of them.


Incitatus posted:

fatty penis

First thing I thought of.

quote:

Koro, or genital retraction syndrome (GRS) is one of the most colorful of the culture-bound syndromes and has accordingly received attention disproportionate to its actual number of cases. Genital retraction syndrome comes in two major varieties: the Malaysian/Indonesian version, ethnographically called koro and known locally under several names; and the Chinese version, found primarily in South China or in ethnic Chinese of South Chinese origin, where it is known by various local phrases meaning "shrinking penis". Numerous isolated cases of a similar syndrome have been reported worldwide.

The individual afflicted with genital retraction syndrome believes that his or her genitals (or in the case of women, breasts and/or genitals) are retracting into the body. Such a belief would be frightening enough, but local tradition adds the warning that such an occurrence is usually fatal. The majority of persons with GRS are male; cases are reported to occur in women, at least in the Malaysian version, but are much more rare. A typical episode will occur when a man goes to urinate in the cold or while emotionally upset (often due to guilt over masturbation or frequenting prostitutes, while concerned about his sexual performance, or after a fight with his wife) and observes that his penis is becoming smaller, a condition known medically as hyperinvolution. Remembering the dangers of a shrinking penis, the man grabs his genitals before they can retract into his body, and calls for help. If no one is around to help hold onto his penis, the individual may use mechanical devices to keep the penis from retracting, including cords, chopsticks, clamps, or small weights. Episodes of GRS may strike the same indvidual repeatedly, and epidemics of GRS have been noted, most famously the great koro epidemic in Singapore in 1967.

smuggler
Apr 23, 2007
INSULTING THE PACKERS IS NOT AGAINST FORUM RULES, MORON




lol nobody told China/Indonesia about showers/growers

ANAL CONNOISSEUR
Oct 1, 2005



my cock is 2 inches erect, tips on improving length/girth?

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Show me your Gen-O face.

epsilonomega posted:

my cock is 2 inches erect, tips on improving length/girth?

Lose weight.

Or date a chick with a 1 inch cervix.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010


Oh look, it's the hidden playoff GDT.

nnnAdam
Jul 8, 2007

Strength in Numbers


Woodchip posted:

Oh look, it's the hidden playoff GDT.

The Guys Dicks Thread

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Show me your Gen-O face.

Woodchip posted:

Oh look, it's the hidden playoff GDT.

Great a GDT with SA's favorite posters EllisD and Three Olives.

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Show me your Gen-O face.

Also why haven't you fucks contributed anything?

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Show me your Gen-O face.

What do we have here?

Oh you big tease



Kevin Haslem's hairy dick




Stevie Johnson's johnson
http://i54.tinypic.com/2wmfa7m.jpg

nnnAdam
Jul 8, 2007

Strength in Numbers


Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

Duraznos is a nit-picking jerk.

p.s. Fuck Tebow


nnnAdam posted:



holy poo poo

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Show me your Gen-O face.

This just in

quote:

DIFFERENT INCOG
Had a good dick last time I hosed a pittsburg player. He is hung AS A HORSE and loves for you to sit on his face. He put the dick in slow and take it out fast i was going crazy "it still give me chills" and would kiss you all over the place.
He is also fine as gently caress.
Ends DR

Who could this be?

Currently going through a 20 page thread about NFL/NBA dicks on some site called lipstickalley. More updates sure to come. Stay tuned folks.

WugLyfe
Jul 23, 2007

TFF's billionaire philanthropist of Gotham City, Mass.

the Wranglers.

Amazing.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

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Incitatus posted:

This just in


Who could this be?

Santonio Holmes?

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Show me your Gen-O face.

quote:

MARCUS ALLEN.

HUNG LIKE A HORSE .

SAW HIS AT A FRAT PARTY in the early 1980's when his towel was pulled off by another player on the Trojan Team. I told my then Hispanic boyfriend who was a cop and USC Trojan fan about it, and he said no more frat parties for you ...(BTW, my ex was also hung like a horse too, so I know horses pretty well--lol)..

AS a man you know you're 'the deal' when other men say "drat!" when they see you naked.

quote:

Andre Carter, Washington Redskins, hung like a horse. A beast in the bedroom!

quote:

John Salley was so huge that other PLAYERS wouldn't undress around him. Supposedly he packs 12 inches.

quote:

Peerless Price (NFL retired used to play for Bills and Falcons). It's so big it takes like two pushes to put it in. I can't begin to explain how big it is. He knows how to use it too.

nnnAdam
Jul 8, 2007

Strength in Numbers


These last few days of Incitatus posting has been amazing.

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Show me your Gen-O face.

quote:

quote:

FYI: From personal knowledge and the knowledge of some other women, ALL wide receivers in the NFL have huge penis'. It's the way they have to strengthen their muscles and we all know the pen is a big muscle Lol.

ive only messed with one wr n yes hes def packin, but i heard his teammate andre johnson isnt so maybe not so true about WRs

Also folks I struck gold. A sex site where people can put their candid photos with celebrities.

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008



nnnAdam posted:


Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Show me your Gen-O face.

quote:

Sinorice Moss Peen is HUGE!!

quote:

quote:

Really?? He is so cute

What about Osi Umenyiora???

Not sure, but I know he likes to poo poo on girls.

quote:

everybody and their Momma knows Dominique Cromartie got a long slong

Now you can see the imprint in the pants here.



Darius Butler



Alphonso Smith


Megadicktron

ALL-PRO SEXMAN
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


nnnAdam posted:



Holy poo poo

football fuckerman
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!


Penis Chat...just got ril.

smuggler
Apr 23, 2007
INSULTING THE PACKERS IS NOT AGAINST FORUM RULES, MORON




This is the most thread I've ever participated in. White male goon unibrow critiquing black male athletes up in here.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

I create

Chilly McFreeze posted:

You seem to imply that homoerotic things are somehow bad.

I'm caviling in a penis thread, not making (offensive) judgments on sexuality. Sorry if I came across otherwise.

Chade Johnson
Oct 12, 2009

by Ozmaugh


Yudo posted:

I'm caviling

huh

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Show me your Gen-O face.

Chade Johnson posted:

huh

v.intr.
To find fault unnecessarily; raise trivial objections. See Synonyms at quibble.
v.tr.
To quibble about; detect petty flaws in.
n.
A carping or trivial objection.

Also Yudo, dicks or get out.

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XxGirlKisserxX
Mar 16, 2009



Paul Gruber, former OG for the Bucs in the '90s, was rumored to have a huge dick. A white guy

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