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Rattlehead
Nov 20, 2004
Only dead fish go with the flow.
Do you sell twat cream?

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I cannot think of a context in which the phrase "Pump off" in Richard Christy's voice will not make me laugh out loud :allears:

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



I like to pump off. It's my faaaaavorite.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Droppin' loads!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Is Ronnie still groping 19 year old strippers?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
[quote="prefect" post="432653912"]
Droppin' loads!


Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh Rooooooonnnnnn!

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
gently caress books.

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

Rattlehead posted:

Do you sell twat cream?

My wife dropped this phrase in conversation a couple weeks ago and I nearly threw up all over again. We listened to the show together a lot during peak Eric the Midget Sirius time and even though I was into it a lot more than her she'll still randomly drag out stuff like that and it slays me.

TheLakers
Dec 1, 2007

Please ask me about my mutilated genitals, and belief in faith healing.
Actually, I'd like to touch.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
I'm a grumpy dwarf

With a 5 inch cock

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
Hi Fred

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Vodka, straight up, thank you.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
THIS AIN'T HOT ROD MAGAZINE, PAL

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
done deal pal

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

Hi sweet Fred! Gay Howard! Fat Artie!

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Bonzo posted:

done deal pal

I'll pay ya to meet ya!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
we should all now post as Bigfoot, it is.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Rattlehead posted:

Do you sell twat cream?

Look...you're a women, I'm a women.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
CHANNEL 88?!





BAGGAGE!

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Topless.
T-O-P-L-E-S-S

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Richard, I just want to say... 143.

Finndo
Dec 27, 2005

Title Text goes here.
The problems were made by man, we can solve them by man.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Can I have some hot water? gently caress!

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

MrMidnight posted:

Can I have some hot water? gently caress!

Dry oatmeal.

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
The new Eric the Actor song based on The Proclaimer's "500 Miles" is incredible. Like, every single drop used in it perfectly matches the cadence of that goofy song.

Rattlehead
Nov 20, 2004
Only dead fish go with the flow.
Scoresman got a tattoo!

Bumpy Johnson
Oct 9, 2012


I'm Scoresman, dammit. And I'm about getting drunk, I'm about having fun, I'm about having a good time, I'm about meetin' girls, I'm about meetin' guys, and whoever doesn't like it can go gently caress themselves, because that's what I'm all about - I'm Scoresman and that's what Scoresman is all about.

hunter x az
Oct 28, 2003

Bumpy Johnson posted:

I'm Scoresman, dammit. And I'm about getting drunk, I'm about having fun, I'm about having a good time, I'm about meetin' girls, I'm about meetin' guys, and whoever doesn't like it can go gently caress themselves, because that's what I'm all about - I'm Scoresman and that's what Scoresman is all about.

Haha love this rant

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Bumpy Johnson posted:

I'm Scoresman, dammit. And I'm about getting drunk, I'm about having fun, I'm about having a good time, I'm about meetin' girls, I'm about meetin' guys, and whoever doesn't like it can go gently caress themselves, because that's what I'm all about - I'm Scoresman and that's what Scoresman is all about.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Bumpy Johnson posted:

I'm Scoresman, dammit. And I'm about getting drunk, I'm about having fun, I'm about having a good time, I'm about meetin' girls, I'm about meetin' guys, and whoever doesn't like it can go gently caress themselves, because that's what I'm all about - I'm Scoresman and that's what Scoresman is all about.

Forget about all this wives poo poo. Let's gently caress some whores.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Yeah, you'll do it when you get here.

Snark
Sep 19, 2003

no dice
Hey I'd like to talk about the Orioles.

Actually hold on a second I'm loving a catcher's mitt

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.
Does anyone here listen to the show anymore or is this just a meme fest?

Ronnie got hypnotized last week by the same guy that got Sal to go on about the "I'm a turtle, and I'm pregnant" thing. Whether it was a work or not, Ronnie once again held up his reputation of being a creepy old man.



"Biz Baz hello?"

"How ya doin guys? Hey I got a 14 year old young korean boy great-"

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



My professional life is a noine

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
No hover hands from Booey there!

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



AxeManiac posted:

No hover hands from Booey there!

After getting squirted in the eye this is nothing for baba

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008
Gary's aging about as well as anyone on the show could hope to. Definitely looks better now than he did as a young booey.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

NERD ALERT: that's a really amazing Batman TAS Cat Woman.

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001
Yeah, it's Adrienne Curry. I guess she has a bit of nerd cred after talking about that on the show.

I still listen, must be a sucker for punishment. The Comicon stuff was actually pretty cool though. They talked to Jim Lee, Joe Quesada, Scott Snyder, Brian Michael Bendis, Todd MacFarlane, and a bunch of other comic book/TV people.

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ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

Zoben posted:

I still listen, must be a sucker for punishment. The Comicon stuff was actually pretty cool though. They talked to Jim Lee, Joe Quesada, Scott Snyder, Brian Michael Bendis, Todd MacFarlane, and a bunch of other comic book/TV people.

What about Darth Nihilus?

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