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I missed the favorite bits discussion. Here is one of mine, Sal's sleepover request: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koeBaOczgZY
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Ok goons what, in your opinion, is the most ridiculous or dumb thing a wack packer has done? There's so much to choose from with ETM, but listening to some 2009 clips, I'd have to say when he called Johnny at 3am and woke his infant son. With a 10-month-old myself, I think I would have thrown him down a long flight of stairs for that one. And to have him not even apologize or feel sorry or stupid for it just drives me loving nuts. Second to that would be HPE and Joey Boots in the Craptacular. Jesus christ 
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Ok goons what, in your opinion, is the most ridiculous or dumb thing a wack packer has done? There's so much to choose from with ETM, but listening to some 2009 clips, I'd have to say when he called Johnny at 3am and woke his infant son. With a 10-month-old myself, I think I would have thrown him down a long flight of stairs for that one. And to have him not even apologize or feel sorry or stupid for it just drives me loving nuts. In December, when my son was 8 months old, a pizza driver accidentally rang my door bell 20 minutes after he fell asleep. Thank goodness I'm not a gun owner.
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May 26, 2015 00:22
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Ok goons what, in your opinion, is the most ridiculous or dumb thing a wack packer has done? There's so much to choose from with ETM, but listening to some 2009 clips, I'd have to say when he called Johnny at 3am and woke his infant son. With a 10-month-old myself, I think I would have thrown him down a long flight of stairs for that one. And to have him not even apologize or feel sorry or stupid for it just drives me loving nuts. probably anything jeff the drunk related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC2tAI3Jr5I
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Ok goons what, in your opinion, is the most ridiculous or dumb thing a wack packer has done? "Find that guy. His name's Jerry. You know what to do. You know what to do." Pure comedy gold. I mean, really. Eric the Midget tried to get a hit taken out on some kid from his high school who was talking poo poo, and he calls Johnny Fratto of all people, who he knows is going to send that voicemail to the Stern Show. Eric literally thought life was like an episode of the Sopranos and Jerry was going to end up with concrete sneakers in the Bay. e: What would have happened if Johnny had taken that to the cops instead? Coheed and Camembert fucked around with this message at 01:14 on May 26, 2015 |
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May 26, 2015 01:11
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Probably that Jesus Twin what got himself suicided by the cops. That's pretty goddamn wackadoo. I hear Sour sat in for awhile on the show recently. What date was that?
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May 26, 2015 07:10
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DangerDummy! posted:I hear Sour sat in for awhile on the show recently. What date was that? 5/12/15, the same day as the James Taylor interview.
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May 26, 2015 07:39
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That tape of Johnny yelling at Eric while his baby was WAILING in the background was incredible. I heard it last week and was loving dying. I forgot how funny it was. I think from a pure objectively stupid thing, ETM canceling the meeting with that big time ABC VP the day before (and the VP had to call him to find out) was just dumb. He canceled it because he wanted it to be closer to the American Idol final. The day after he canceled it the crew was trying to explain to Eric how stupid he was to cancel it and he could not understand why it mattered. The VP was in charge of the Bachelor, which was a massive hit, and some other shows, and they had the head of ABC casting in there, some marketing guys, etc. and ETM basically no showed it. They spent like 20 minutes trying to explain to Eric how dumb he was to cancel it and the whole time he was like "I'm.not.fu-ck.....ing...stupid" Thank god the VP rescheduled because the same trip led to this
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Ok goons what, in your opinion, is the most ridiculous or dumb thing a wack packer has done? parthenocarpy posted:I missed the favorite bits discussion. Here is one of mine, Sal's sleepover request: As far as I'm concerned, Sal was still a wack packer at this point. Sal before he learned enough to keep his mouth shut most of the time was pure gold.
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prefect posted:As far as I'm concerned, Sal was still a wack packer at this point. Sal before he learned enough to keep his mouth shut most of the time was pure gold. The whole Emotional Friend thing was pretty good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSxIUtu-YzU
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Reading about Bobby Flay divorcing Stephanie March just reminded me of that time the two of them were at the studio and Sal just runs up and says "your food tastes better than pussy" and Howard just rails on him for 30 minutes.
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May 26, 2015 16:35
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After hearing 'Angry Young Booey', I realized I had no idea what the song was based off of. Finally found that it was 'Angry Young Man' by Billy Joel (I'm not really a Billy Joel fan, so I guess I just totally missed this one). Anyway, I thought 'poo poo, that reminds me of an old NES song', and I think this is what I was thinking of, unless there's another one out there that sounds even closer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI7lKuLNj3E
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May 26, 2015 17:14
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I actually got mad listening to Sal not grasping how to pronounce Elle Macpherson's name. That 102 IQ seems awful generous.
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prefect posted:As far as I'm concerned, Sal was still a wack packer at this point. Sal before he learned enough to keep his mouth shut most of the time was pure gold. https://youtu.be/URg5rmFIOEs?t=29m9s
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I just heard an old clip I totally forgot about. It is part of the ETM megapack. They asked Sal who the generals were during the Civil War. He said General Custer, and they asked him how he knew that, and he said he had heard of General Custer because of an Atari game. Gary looks it up and the game was banned and Sal said he knew that and the reason he got the game was because it was banned and you could rape indian women while playing it. what a psycho ps According to him, the other general was General Washington, but then he said maybe General Lee because of the Dukes of Hazard (technically I guess he was correct here)
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May 26, 2015 23:38
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Well, to be fair to Sal a bit, Custer's Revenge IS kind of infamous. Still, that is the worst justification for it, if he mentioned the rape.
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It's a very infamous game and the rape is the focal point of the game. You're a naked Custer with a visible hard-on and you avoid arrows to reach the other side of the screen that has a tied-up, naked Native American woman. It's creepier because Sal knows it and he's Sal but I mean it really is a game about rape. Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 00:17 on May 27, 2015 |
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May 27, 2015 00:15
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Looked for the Ranger game on NBC and got the first episode of AGT instead. They did a lie detector bit with Howard and Nick Cannon and I couldn't stop thinking of Artie's Ed Torian impression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq3ntmlNVS0
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May 27, 2015 02:39
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Well, to be fair to Sal a bit, Custer's Revenge IS kind of infamous. I remember playing that game, it was a different time, you could virtually rape things without people getting too upset. A simpler time.
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Crotch Bat posted:It's a very infamous game and the rape is the focal point of the game. You're a naked Custer with a visible hard-on and you avoid arrows to reach the other side of the screen that has a tied-up, naked Native American woman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw8tdieB30c
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So, was Kenneth Keith Kallumbach like the prototype Sour Shoes, but with less talent, and slightly more sanity? I don't really know much about the guy.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:So, was Kenneth Keith Kallumbach like the prototype Sour Shoes, but with less talent, and slightly more sanity? I don't really know much about the guy. Kenneth Keith Kallenbach was more like Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.  He was a goofy idiot who would say and do dumb stuff. He had a terrible band, which played terrible "comedy rock" songs. He had a weird Philadelphia accent. He made videos of stupid poo poo like him and his friends taking a dump in the woods. He died in prison because he got picked up for "soliciting a minor", and he died there because they didn't get him medical help in time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr-BUr85-sM This was one of those occasions where Steve Langford was doing real good work. He tried pretty hard to get people to pay attention to private prisons. prefect fucked around with this message at 18:03 on May 27, 2015 |
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May 27, 2015 18:00
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prefect posted:Kenneth Keith Kallenbach was more like Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I've actually heard this clip, and yeah, Steve was pretty broken up about it.
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May 27, 2015 18:06
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:So, was Kenneth Keith Kallumbach like the prototype Sour Shoes, but with less talent, and slightly more sanity? I don't really know much about the guy. he could blow smoke out of his tear ducts
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Bonzo posted:he could blow smoke out of his tear ducts  Reminds me of Vinnie Mazzeo, Junior, who was always trying to fry an egg on his privates.
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May 27, 2015 18:52
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Transmodiar posted:All of the Magic Chronicles (and moreo) are here: I love this site, but it needs the entire ETM saga.
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May 27, 2015 20:04
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I love this site, but it needs the entire ETM saga. ETM 2010-2014 are online at ericthebedhumper3's channel, but its like 7+ hour chunks, and I have yet to find a way to rip those into mp3 reliably.
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GenoCanSing posted:ETM 2010-2014 are online at ericthebedhumper3's channel, but its like 7+ hour chunks, and I have yet to find a way to rip those into mp3 reliably. Yeah, I know Youtube is an answer, but man, I now love downloading those mp3s to my phone and listening to them during my commute. I've done that with the youtube vids, but then I get close to my data cap.
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May 27, 2015 20:24
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Just use one of those youtube to mp3 sites, there's a couple without length restrictions. I've used it for the Artie addiction saga and Todd Packer stuff before. http://www.vidtomp3.com/ This one just accepted a 9 hour youtube, should serve your purposes TASTE THE PAIN!! fucked around with this message at 20:53 on May 27, 2015 |
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May 27, 2015 20:42
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Tried it. It accepts it and lets you download it, but then the mp3 shows 9 hours but when you load it and click beyond 2 or 3 hours it stops.
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Are there any alternate ways to get some of the Todd Packer clips? I went to his YT channel and have been able to get a few of the downloads but alot of them are set to private or are asking to download " download managers". The Tradio and High Pitch packs are all set to private.
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GenoCanSing posted:Tried it. It accepts it and lets you download it, but then the mp3 shows 9 hours but when you load it and click beyond 2 or 3 hours it stops. Whoops. Yeah I think I only ever used it for something around 2 hours max actually.
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May 27, 2015 21:32
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be a man and download the mp4 then rip the audio yourself
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drat, the last ETM call with Artie there was ETM saying Artie was a baby for canceling his gigs over the 2009 Christmas Break due to stress. ETM wanted to do stand up at one of them. Then Artie of course tries to kill himself and the next call they don't even mention it. I have never made it through the parts of the pack after Artie was gone (or really the show in general..I think I quit being an obsessed daily listener shortly after). I can't decide if I want to or not. I might have to switch to the SS Mund saga. I never finished that one. Or maybe the Magic Hour after you guys talked about it. Which is more hilarious?
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May 28, 2015 00:24
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Ronnie Mund is an Uptight Jew.... that goddamn limo can be seen from the moon
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Ribsauce posted:I have never made it through the parts of the pack after Artie was gone (or really the show in general..I think I quit being an obsessed daily listener shortly after). I can't decide if I want to or not. There are actually some very funny moments in 2011 when Eric was acting on In Plain Sight and his contract negotiations included that he wanted absolutely no werewolves on set. He was very serious about this. I think Howard even got a producer on the phone so that Eric could yell at him about werewolves. The SS Mund is a very very funny saga, but I love anything Ronnie the Limo Driver.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:So, was Kenneth Keith Kallumbach like the prototype Sour Shoes, but with less talent, and slightly more sanity? I don't really know much about the guy. More like a prototype Steve-O. He was always either doing stunts or trying to get publicity by acting like a weirdo.
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Riosan posted:There are actually some very funny moments in 2011 when Eric was acting on In Plain Sight and his contract negotiations included that he wanted absolutely no werewolves on set. He was very serious about this. I think Howard even got a producer on the phone so that Eric could yell at him about werewolves. Don't forget his contractually obligated 20 oz. bottle of Coca Cola.
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After the recommendation here, I have to give praise to the Magic Hour saga. It's just so good.
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