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Indolent Bastard posted:My favorite bit was him bitching about her 3 day work week; pot calling the kettle a negro-woman from the south much, Howard? Howard also cut a caller off during the rant when the caller started to say something about Howard working four days a week. I had to listen to the rant on HELLO YOOTOOB 'cause I finally poo poo-canned my Sirius sub. My drat radio sat in a drawer for at least two months out of six "No, don't cancel, we'll give you free time" months. So if anyone wants a Stratus 3 with an AC cord I had to repair because of a cat who chews wires and a car dock that I'm pretty sure doesn't broadcast an FM signal, y'know, say something and I'll throw out some contact info. Unless I should take it to SA Mart or something. I'll always have Sal's Apology. And, you know, youtube.
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| # ¿ May 25, 2011 05:05 |
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It's not gonna be truly accurate unless Sal and Richard gently caress.
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| # ¿ Jun 4, 2011 17:40 |
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Joe Don Baker posted:Aren't guys like Yucko actually paid for their appearance as if they were contributing content sorta like the guys who do the song parodies? How dare you! It's an HONOR just to be on the Stern show! "Paid"! Pffft!
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| # ¿ Jun 6, 2011 03:39 |
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I've enjoyed few things my life more than the shows with Artie, no guests, and a call from Eric the Midget. "Bye, shithead!"
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| # ¿ Jun 10, 2011 05:32 |
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I went back over the weekend and started listening to the Eric the Midget Chronicles from the beginning again. That little rear end in a top hat goes from zero to fuckface in no time; his first angry email was something like four or five calls in. "Hello, Gary." And Howard mentions sending him to the Bunny Ranch like three calls in. It's so amazing to listen to these knowing how things turn out.
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| # ¿ Jun 13, 2011 21:24 |
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I would go to Richard's wedding in a loving heartbeat. Howard milks wedding bullshit for all it's worth and he sounds like a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE douche every loving time. I know he's got three days of two and a half hour shows to fill/kill every week, but goddamn. And how codependent does Howard sound when he talks about his shrink? Especially in the midst of talking about going to someone's wedding. Maybe I have a severe misunderstanding of therapy, but eventually you work your poo poo out and learn how to live your life, right?
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| # ¿ Jun 16, 2011 04:59 |
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ziglol posted:I've said this before, but I really don't think his shrink is helping him anymore. (my opinion) Yeah, you get tools and learn coping mechanisms, apply them to your life, and move the gently caress on. I've been through therapy a couple of times, but, like, it ENDS at some point. Not to go all Loveline or armchair psychiatrist, but the whole thing, for me, was learning coping mechanisms, and learning how to build a relationship and some relationships, like those with a therapist, are meant to be ended at some point. You guys ever see SOME KIND OF MONSTER, the Metalicca documentary? Their shrink was an absolute total sack of poo poo and when those guys figured they were done and were ready to move on, the guy said "No, don't go, you need me!" Total douchechills. Crotch Bat posted:I read the MarksFriggin on the wedding thing and it seemed like even Howard admitted it was a bit and he went out of his way to rile fans up over it. I suspect that's probably right although he really probably doesn't want to go to anyone's wedding if he can help it. I like to think Howard's funnier and more interesting than that, but I'm being proven wrong at every turn.
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| # ¿ Jun 16, 2011 05:53 |
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"Jared put us in a rocket and sent us to Krypton to live under the tyrrany of the red sun."
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| # ¿ Jun 16, 2011 17:14 |
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The Extrapolator posted:Need Steve Langford to work on that all week. Other people might call it "harassment," and against the lawww.
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| # ¿ Jun 18, 2011 05:49 |
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Qaz Kwaz posted:like Gary Dell?Abate licking Lisa G's rear end in a top hat. ... takes shits at work... take shits at work...
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| # ¿ Jun 21, 2011 04:58 |
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Still working my way through the Eric the Midget chronicles, deep in the "flying with balloons" mire. It is the least fair thing in the entire universe that this never happened. "Seven hundred and fifty... BALLOONS!" "You know what, I'm getting you two back later, you SHITS! You FUCKIN' PIECES OF poo poo!!"
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| # ¿ Jun 29, 2011 06:15 |
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Motherfuckin' Artie and his fuckin' Johnny Fratto impression, Jesus Christ, Howard. Lemme tellya a quick story...
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| # ¿ Jul 3, 2011 18:39 |
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Joe Don Baker posted:Maybe it's just my love for the baby gorilla, but he really does look genuinely clean in that picture. It's a shame it took multiple stab wounds to the gut for the wake up call to happen. Yeah. Wow. Good for him, though. I'm always glad when gently caress-ups get their poo poo together.
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| # ¿ Jul 4, 2011 16:23 |
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Master Kush posted:Just switched to the online stream. Artie is loving awesome. Him and Nick have great chemistry. Give him ONE MILLION GRAAAAAND a year to host a weekly program! Much as I love Artie it seems like I may have missed all the non-sports stuff, and I am so not a sports guy it's tough for me to hang in.
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| # ¿ Jul 7, 2011 04:33 |
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"hey gare this is artie..."
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| # ¿ Jul 10, 2011 17:09 |
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Jimmy Kimmel: Eric, haven't you ever thought about coming and seeing New York and visiting the studio? Howard: We've offered it to him. Kimmel: Uh-huh. And you say no, Eric? Eric the Midget: I'm--not that--not exactly, no. You know, I--I would do it, you know, if the right opportunity came... Artie: Haven't you ever wanted to come to New York and see the bottom 20 inches of every building?
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| # ¿ Jul 11, 2011 00:17 |
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lynch_69 posted:can't bring myself to listen to Rogan because of his idiotic "we never landed on the moon" drugged out conspiracy theory horseshit. Wasn't it someone on Bubba who said of Brent "There's nothing worse than a stoner who reads"? I say this as someone who mostly knows Bubba from these threads. I may be misremembering, misquoting, or misattributing.
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| # ¿ Jul 11, 2011 05:58 |
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Still listening to the ETM pack. I've made it through the first bit of 2008 and am now well into the Kendra Saga, mixed with a bit of Eric's "moon landing" American Idol webcast. You can say what you want about Howard Stern, but he is a dude who got paid half a billion dollars to talk to a majorly physically handicapped little person about his masturbatory habits. And there's still nothing better than Artie laughing, on the verge of tears, at Eric's exploits. "Bye, shithead!"
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| # ¿ Jul 20, 2011 08:27 |
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Millstone posted:In other news, remember ETM's cover of Wild Thing? Did we ever get to hear the other song he was working on, "Our Two Hearts Will Prove Them Wrong" ?? Literally just listened to this and I'm reasonably sure there was only the one song, and the "cover" of Wild Thing was it. I'd forgotten that along with all the "Eric, seriously, what do you want to be called?" names (e.g. "Eric the lovely Penis," "Eric the Rude, Obnoxious, and Annoying Midget") there were also several sound clips of him just saying stupid poo poo. My faaaaavorite is "I'm trying to gently caress a chicken!" Those same clips also got us this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZB_DjBrmsQ
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| # ¿ Jul 21, 2011 05:08 |
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Millstone posted:Sal & Richard also edited up Wild Thing. Oh, I must've missed this when listening to the show. I love when Richard calls in during Eric's calls as a woman. It's my faaaaavorite. "I can tell voices! I'm not retarded!" And here's a new ringtone for all of you: 
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| # ¿ Jul 21, 2011 06:02 |
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Millstone posted:Open the etm-sirius-2008 pack and play "Eric the Heartbreaker". It's long, but the parody is at about 27:50 in. Just heard it last night shortly after posting. Thanks! Also, it seems I misspoke earlier. Eric's "Wild Thing" cover and "Our Two Hearts Will Prove Them Wrong" are different songs; I suppose the latter is consigned to the ether.
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| # ¿ Jul 22, 2011 04:44 |
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Brocktoon posted:No mention of the return of EtM?! Bye, shithead! As immersed as I've been in the Eric the Midget packs over the last several weeks, without Artie and Langford there I'm not sure I even want to listen to his appearance today. You know, I'd always hoped Howard 100 News would be something more like Hustler, where they actually worked on real news stories and digging up dirt on people, instead of, you know, which litter box High-Pitch Eric is making GBS threads this week. Imagine if Langford had been truly unleashed.
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| # ¿ Jul 27, 2011 04:51 |
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:It's just a hidden commercial for the new Smurf movie. It doesn't even follow the continuity of the show. Howard is asking for an apology for something that didn't happen (The Midget's last appearance in December basically had him wanting to be off the show forever) while mentioning the Smurfs at random intervals. It's the Stern version of Montel Williams hocking poo poo via infomercial. are you loving serious. jeeeezus.
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| # ¿ Jul 28, 2011 04:16 |
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GenoCanSing posted:Also, I found another great little Eric tidbit this weekend. When he was calling up demanding to be roasted, there was this little exchange. I have neglected so many podcasts I listen to regularly over the last few weeks so I can listen to this miserable little gently caress. It's honestly the only thing keeping me in this thread at the moment--no slight to you guys, of course; this thread is why I joined the forums and even without the show I still enjoy the talk here. I am astounded at how seriously Eric takes himself and I have to imagine it speaks to how sheltered he was most of his life. Gary put it best when he said "Every day Eric calls in he expects it to be the day he gets treated with the respect he thinks he deserves." The "roast me!" parts are for sure a highlight of his appearances. Possibly my favorite hidden gem is the revelation that he stalked some poor random girl from some short-lived reality show hosted by Amy Grant called "Three Wishes." He, I guess, called her and made various other forms of contact with her and used the excuse "They didn't exactly do a very good job of hiding where she lives, and I wasn't the only one who did it." He's an absolute creep and a cretin. I'm at the point in the archives now where he's blaming Natalie Maines for the loss of his sex with whores, which is probably the climax of the Eric saga. What'd we get out of 2009? "Club-fuckin'-footed!" is about it, right? I think the only mention of Eric and Smurfs up to now was "Rub your Smurf cock on the phone."
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| # ¿ Jul 29, 2011 05:38 |
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Hoooooly poo poo, I'd forgotten Eric the Midget set up his own trip to the Bunny Ranch using the "emergency" credit card given to him by Johnny Fratto. And right after he blew off a dude from the Ranch who brought a girl to California for him. What a rude, obnoxious and annoying midget. And now onto 2009. Thanks for pointing out the highlights, guys. I've got my next week of listening laid out for me.
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| # ¿ Jul 30, 2011 05:27 |
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Birthday Cake posted:"One last time Eric, what do you want to be called?" Last night I put all my ETM clips into Winamp--the calls from terrestrial 2002-2005 and then Sirius 2006-2009--and it totaled up to 83 and a half hours. And after spending all day yesterday in bed with a sinus headache listening to the little twerp, I've only got one clip left in 2009 
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| # ¿ Aug 1, 2011 17:39 |
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Eric the Midget's Twitter posted:You have been blocked from following this account at the request of the user. Aw, no!
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GenoCanSing posted:Plus he thinks 'rasslin is real. Wow. I love how hard he buys into everything. Like, every time he talks about wrestlers he calls them "the WWE Superstars." And of course his outrage at votefortheworst.com ruining the integrity of "Idol."
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| # ¿ Aug 1, 2011 23:06 |
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I liked the bit where I canceled my Sirius sub and then spent a month listening to every Eric the Midget call from 2002-2009. "I want you to tell Johnny Fratto what I'm about to tell you now: You're out! Through! Through at the Stern Channels! I want you off the JFSC by nine o'clock Monday morning!" Fred's deep, guttural laughter is a wonderful counterpoint to Artie's wheezing, breathless cackle.
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| # ¿ Aug 5, 2011 04:52 |
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Bonzo posted:Howard really isn't that much different then your average YouTube commenter, redditor, or Troper. He has issues with being a functional part of society, women, and friendships. Anytime someone challenges him he retreats and finds one or two people, usually listeners, to agree with him which somehow makes it all ok. It's been said before--by me and I think a few others--that Howard's probably so obsessed with Eric the Midget because he sees the little slug as a "There but for the grace of God" sort of thing.
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| # ¿ Aug 8, 2011 19:58 |
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"Pervert camp"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MnatP_KHaw
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Holy Calamity! posted:Me too, but now the bit's just morphed into how pathetic, delusional and transparent the little gently caress is, where as he used to just be a delusional little gently caress with a funny voice. "I duh-HON'T have a funny vuh-HOICE, you big-nosed JACK-hass!"
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-Atom- posted:Gary should just pay Teddy ONE HUNDRED GRAAAAAND to put Watch the Throne on Jackson's iPod.
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| # ¿ Aug 10, 2011 00:36 |
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Crotch Bat posted:I swear it's in the ETM saga. I used to know the year but I've forgotten. Going to try and jog my memory now. I know it popped up on a day Eric called in. I don't know the dates but I have the non-ETM files and nowhere to put 'em. Titled as "Graaaaand.zip" if that rings any bells.
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an adult beverage posted:This bit continues when ETM calls in: Oh my god, why does he look like a tiny Robert Evans? I'm having trouble deciding whether or not to listen to the new ETM call. I really don't think I want to, especially after hearing this call again.
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| # ¿ Aug 11, 2011 04:33 |
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Howard Stern : Chuck Zito :: Dale Gribble : Cotton Hill
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| # ¿ Aug 14, 2011 21:09 |
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Smeep posted:Ralphiecakes the film critic "I schay let'sh get Batman into shome leather pantsh and frilly schirtsh."
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| # ¿ Aug 16, 2011 02:05 |
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It's taking all my strength not to listen to the newest Eric the Midget calls. But I know with the state the show's in now and without Artie it's not worth it.
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| # ¿ Aug 17, 2011 05:48 |
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Ether Frenzy posted:I was loving cracking up when Howard was doing his mother being deaf on the phone Monday, I literally had to pause the recording and catch my breath from laughing so much when he started doing Angry Howard voice yelling at her on his megaphone. Now, this, I would love to hear. Even when the show's in a slump I always laugh at Howard talking about/as his parents.
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| # ¿ Aug 17, 2011 06:16 |
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The ETM 2009 files are out there, and I've got them, but I don't know where to, y'know, put 'em. Any suggestions, lemme know.
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