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Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Thought I'd throw these in for the OP, some pertinent Youtube links.

http://www.youtube.com/user/ericthebedhumper2 - ETBH is the definitive source for midget material. Has literally every call that monster has made during the Sirius years in addition to other appearances by Eric, the midget's Idol show and much more. Its slow going now because of the ETM hiatus but he always updates with funny stuff(Riley Martin, Ronnie stuff, etc). If you're looking for a recent funny bit or a good interview, check here first.

http://www.youtube.com/user/cpuss - cpuss is a great source for pre-Sirius material. 800+ videos featuring a lot of the classic bits in Stern history and much more. Updated infrequently but there's such a wealth of videos its not an issue.

http://www.youtube.com/user/skippyeyes - more terrestrial stuff. Lots of good stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/user/MasterTubeTheatre#p/p - the source for all the prank calls done by Sal and Richard. Has a handful of other good bits but mostly recognized for the prank calls. I've linked directly to said playlists.

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Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Holy poo poo Fratto bought the midget an EVO awhile back. That phone is loving bigger than him.




e: oh god look at his fingers :gonk:

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
People have a problem with Howard being a neurotic, whiny douche when he's trying to legitimately down someone like Richard. Its not like he's messing with Sal, whose life is already a full-fledged disaster. Richard is clearly the most friendly, personable person on the staff and he's been a fan favorite from day 1 of Get John's Job.

In some ways, he's treating Richard like Stuttering John. John did a lot of the same stuff as Richard to try and get his name out there and do something beyond the show and Howard poo poo on literally everything, whether it was good or bad. Now because John was an rear end and a troublemaker, he got his due but Richard doesn't do anything but try to please Howard on the show. You never hear stories about him being a prick, ignoring fans, gossiping amongst the staff, etc. He's a genuinely great guy that is virtually impossible to hate and people have a real issue with Howard when he tries to rip him for no reason whatsoever.

Howard has a problem with Richard, he truly does. For instance, Howard spends thousands of dollars to be an average to above-average chess player whereas Richard lived in a warehouse shack and taught himself to be one of the greatest heavy metal drummers. That eats at Howard, he's too neurotic for it not to do so. Then it simply manifests itself into a boil and eventually he gets sick of hearing about anyone outside of maybe Robin having outside success and becomes king douche like he did today. Its extremely childish and petty which is shocking and not shocking given that it is Howard Stern.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Ralph told me that ripping DVDs to my iPad is a whole thing. A whole complicated thing and it ain't easy.

:stare:

I seriously don't think I know a more technology ignorant group. I mean the 2-3 guys on that show who claim to know technology are so mindbogglingly poor at it that it makes the rest look that more retarded.

SIMCARDS

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Daddy loves you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH7A2F5_M2A

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
That's what Howard/Sal/Gary's stuff looks like. Fred, while using the same system, I bet has his tweaked to just what he wants so he can fly to and from with ease. I doubt Fred's stuff is anywhere near that much of a clusterfuck.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I've seen enough TV of the show to think both are mousing. You never see Howard reaching for clips, not even a motion of his arms moving. His console is huge and there's no monitor that's an easy reach away. Plus he's always looking up when searching for clips, never down as if they built one into the console.

I really don't think they're doing touch.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

musclecoder posted:

Regarding B, if he would just shutup about it, Howard would stop.

Edit: That's probably true of every Gary/Howard fight too.

See, Artie is smarter than this because you see him agreeing with how much he "hated" the Super Bowl experience. Artie, the sports fan that he is, probably loved it but since Howard can't stand being around a group of more than 15 people, knew it was better to agree with Howard than fight over it. Gary never learns this lesson.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Bonzo posted:

A kidney transplant on a cat? This woman will be broke 2 years after the show ends.

People do lots of things for their pets, that's not what I'd consider irrational use of funds.

Millstone posted:

kisney

Cmon, the "d" key is right beside the "s".


I can't believe you both focused on the wrong thing. Wanting to give her cat the green drink. That's the insane part.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Frell posted:

I know this subject has been done to death at this point but I was randomly listening to old Stern shows that I've saved up and laughed my rear end off when I came across this quote from December 15th 2000. Howard just announced his new contract. A reporter asked "Does this contract give you more time off?"

There's quite a few of these going around

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy5vGNePPFA

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Its just trolling Eric. Because just the slightest incorrect statement or redundant question drives him insane, they're trolling him by saying he's dead which will in turn inundate him with questions, e-mails, etc. from fans not in on the troll asking if he's still alive.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
He's so much fun to troll. It's just neverending.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Haha that's cute, Benji being normal. Benji is schtick on or off-air, there's zero chance that he's completely mentally healthy.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I bet Howard and Robin have no idea how popular Richard is to show fans. I bet his inbox is stuff with e-mail constantly and I'd absolutely guarantee you he'd win a "person you'd most want to have a beer with" contest on the show.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I've been looking everywhere for Law and Order Booey but I can't find it anymore. Any chance any of you have it or know where to find it? It either used to be on Youtube and got taken down or I suck at finding it.

Either that or the song parody contest itself will do.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Take your time to view this and pay your respects to the miserable little midget.

RIP Eric :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0v6immGcXE

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I tend to agree with that SFN rumor. Most subs re-up in the first few months of the year and I think after that, Howard will kick the new schedule into place. I doubt he's working 20 hours a week by June(or earlier).

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

quote:

From: Eric Lynch

Hey Mutt,
I am really getting loving pissed off with you, and that loving worthless rear end site full of no life having worthless losers shitheads. I am sick of the loving losers of your site posting my drat videos from the JFSC03 Youtube Channel which non of them have a loving right to any of those videos. Those are my videos from my webcam. If I see more new videos posted I will have a lawyer contact you. Also you loving king of all of the losers listen up shithead I have had a enough of the shithead members on your loving worthless site saying that I am dead, and that I died back in December, or November. I am 100% alive, and breathing. Those videos are not being made with a fake version of me. It is 100% me in the videos. Actually come to think of it I do not want my name to appear on your worthless rear end site anymore in any way at all. No more mentioning of me by your worthless members ever or I will make sure you lose that worthless rear end site. If the worthless losers that say all of the bullshit about me on your worthless site is going to get me back on the show they are wrong. I am sick of being harassed, abused, and threatened by losers that I know are members of your site.

I have to give Eric credit for having the foresight to write all these e-mails and make all these videos in advance of his passing.

e: the word "worthless" appears 8 times.

Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Jan 18, 2011

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Ahahahaha he made a video talking about it all today. Give it a listen, its hilarious to see a disabled person who hasn't worked one honest day in his life lecture people on wasting money and paying bills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB8SPuuBgCU

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Levy also blamed Stern for Artie's suicide attempt in an interview.

This is what did it. His bitching about plugs was just the excuse they used. He went on and basically said Stern drove Artie to suicide and that was it. Bob's not a smart guy.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Robin was pretty upset but they just gently caress with Ronnie so bad and I imagine this will only continue in the coming days/weeks. He's so easy to rile up and this is just another thing.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Howard did exactly what he did with the narcissism test which was answering what he thought was the normal answer instead of being honest.

People forget that Benji had the 2nd highest narcissism score. He's a nutjob.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

-Atom- posted:

Is this on YouTube? It sounds hilarious.

This, more than almost anything else in show history, showcases Robin's extreme narcissism and mental health issues. It is ridiculous what she thinks she's entitled to just because it is her birthday. I think if you had to pull one clip to show a non-fan just how insane she is, you give them that one.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

I Am a Keg. posted:

Eric the Midget has reviewed this week of American Idol.

It's exactly as entertainingly dull as you imagine.

I love that a week ago he made a video saying he wouldn't be doing his Idol show. While he'll argue it wasn't his "show", he's still doing the same thing.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I just love how he sees nothing wrong with Youporn but man gently caress anyone who puts his stuff up on Youtube.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
So I just caught a bit, what phone did Gary get that Howard might want and caused hilarity from him bitching at Gary? Droid 2?

I love that Howard can't grasp that new phones appear all the time. That and what Android is exactly.

Also,

quote:

I just got off the phone w/ Johnny Fratto who just had a call from Eric the Actor & his upset parents. We've made his mom cry. That's why i'm pulling the plug on this whole dead midget gag. We've all had fun but it's time to stop. honestly, it was getting beat into the ground around here & elsewhere people were busy contacting him directly. it's ran it's course & i'm asking you all to move on to something new.

I don't want to see any more dead midget photoshops or threads. you've done plenty & they were tons of fun but it's not funny anymore. He's taking it to heart & considering he's already lived past a sick midget's life expectancy, pics of their son in a coffin is not what the parents need to be greeted with. i don't know how it got to them but my assumption is some people went too far w/ the joke & were contacting him & his friends.

:lol:

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
The best thing is that while Mutt killed it on SFN, people are still going to use it on Youtube, Twitter, Facebook, etc. and keep trolling him with it. If Mutt wasn't such a pussy and trying to be everyone's friend(Fratto asked him to stop this), they could ride this for so long and just annoy the midget to death.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Smeep posted:

Oh god, on 101 they're telling Jackie's one-legged lady story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW3Qc9byp98

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
1.5 hours of Medicated Pete and a deceased comedian's hack brother. :allears:

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Holy poo poo was that discussion really 2 weeks ago?

The time, it flies.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Former Human posted:

Pat Cooper was on Jay Thomas today badmouthing Howard like usual. Apparently he's bothered that Howard went to Sirius and it costs people $13 a month now to hear the show. Meanwhile Pat is saying all this on another Sirius show.

haha I love old people.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

chiz posted:

Yeah the personality test was good, but that guy Ox that called in and was talking to Lisa G about how he needed to stick his finger in her holes and gently caress her in the rear end had me crying, it was hilarious. That guy was awesome.

gently caress yes, here it is guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtuSDj3ng1I

Holy poo poo I'm crying over here. If Artie was still there he'd have died laughing.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Listening to some ETM stuff from last year and I hear this:

"Richard, stop dieting, you look terrible." - Robin Ophelia Quivers

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

AxeManiac posted:

In my dream radio, Howard is better when he doesn't have a big guest on. I'm more a fan of the whack pack and all the kooks he brings in there and his stories about his life and his parents. I could care less if Steven Tyler had anal or a three way with his girlfriend.

I can count the number of celeb interviews I've truly enjoyed(that didn't devolve into fights or arguing) on both hands throughout his entire career. I don't give a poo poo about celebs, the fighting and picking on people and whack packers are what have me crying tears of laughter. My desert island collection would have both weeks of Fight Week in it because I could listen to that stuff until the end of time.

The worst thing about the show now isn't the boring, half-assed interviews it is the fact we don't have bits, staff in-fighting and whack packers to break up the monotony. The only staff members he picks on anymore is Gary and Ronnie because he feels too mean when he goes in on anyone else. Someone like Jason is just ripe for constant abuse because he's a fat, hairy freak who'd rather jerk off than gently caress his wife. Back when John was there and Jackie, the fighting almost never stopped. Robin and Fred were always fair game and Gary hosed up like twice a week and got yelled at constantly and then there were all the hilarious interns and whatnot like Grillo, Gange, etc. There's just no personality left to the show, its almost completely generic unless Sal and Richard start jousting with their cocks.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
He has 2 accounts, he closed 1.

http://www.youtube.com/user/jfsc03#p/u/1/YHSy9b8h8nQ

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I want to see Tarantino yelling at Sam Jackson about dead midget storage.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Yea, that Eric thread on SFN is great.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Look closer.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

burmart posted:

The bad thing about Joan Rivers is, I actually like her. That Documentary they did on her really endeared her to me, but I just don't want to hear her interviewed constantly.

She's dirty and hilarious. For all the poo poo she gets over plastic surgery, she's still a very hilarious comedian. If that fashion show of hers is on E! when I'm channel surfing, I stick around to see her needle some celebs. Its just, like you said, it gets old hearing her constantly with the same questions and interview bullshit.

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Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Streebs posted:

So why is she losing her hair anyways? Is it more common than I think? Or could it be due to her terrible diet?

Years of that hairstyle.

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