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ayb posted:1. Three peeps of the whistle isn't required. Game is over as soon as you blow it. Not sure why you'd blow for the end when the Yeah I think a ref blowing the whistle at that point would get a talking too from his superiors. And a few death threats from fans.
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1. You're an rear end in a top hat for blowing during an attacking chance, but the game is over, no goal. 2. In the tunnel I'm sure for both, but it'd go in the match report instead of actually showing a card. For an actual card offense, I think it's when anyone is on the pitch 3. Entirely too bad for the keeper.
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ayb posted:Still a thing. Spray foam is opening up all sorts of new worlds of questions 1) you're a twat 2) page 38 (I do like the idea of the ref being on the team bus though watching out for wrongdoing) 3) learn to shoot foam better but the goal stands
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Technically, the cards are only for communication of the punishment for an offense right? I wouldn't put it past Hackett to have it be a literal "cards are only shown on the pitch" versus "punishment can be given at any time directly before or after the match".
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Oct 6, 2014 21:26
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They must be so happy about the foam I can't wait til the edition where it's used as a weapon.
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As part of a goal celebration, a player with a beard steals your foam and starts shaving on the sidelines. How do you react?
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The foam questions are better than last year, when all the questions were about Hawkeye not working
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Seltzer posted:They must be so happy about the foam I can't wait til the edition where it's used as a weapon. A fan manages to get his hands on the magic foam, and sprays it in a player's eyes as he goes for a throw-in. The player lashes out and hits the wrong fan in stinging eye confused retaliation NOW WHAT
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Chocolate Teapot posted:A fan manages to get his hands on the magic foam, and sprays it in a player's eyes as he goes for a throw-in. The player lashes out and hits the wrong fan in stinging eye confused retaliation NOW WHAT You eject the player for violent conduct and have the stewards handle the fan.
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Oh No! A player with a sense of humor has switched you foam for shaving cream and scooped the shaving cream off the ground and made a little beard. What do you do!
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Soulex posted:Oh No! A player with a sense of humor has switched you foam for shaving cream and scooped the shaving cream off the ground and made a little beard. Send him off for unsportsmanlike conduct, then make your own little beard.
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As always, your first priority is to call the physio over so he can make sure the beard is okay.
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Grimble posted:Send him off for unsportsmanlike conduct, then make your own little beard. 
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You use your foam to draw a line, but realize that you put it in the wrong place and draw another one. The captain of the defending team politely points out to you that somehow you seem to have drawn a giant penis on the pitch in the middle of the Champions League final. What do you do?
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vyelkin posted:You use your foam to draw a line, but realize that you put it in the wrong place and draw another one. The captain of the defending team politely points out to you that somehow you seem to have drawn a giant penis on the pitch in the middle of the Champions League final. What do you do? Punch Gary Neville in the face. What else can you do?
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blue footed boobie posted:The foam questions are better than last year, when all the questions were about Hawkeye not working During a relegation six pointer, you are certain that a ball that bounced off the crossbar went in giving one team the win, but you did not hear the buzzer. As you blow for full time, you discover to your horror that someone has sprayed magic foam on all of the Hawkeye cameras. What do you do?
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Delay the start of the second half, soak the other side. Call the game if they can't and make a note in your loving report yada yada Foul play, free kick to the attacking side, caution to the defender, note in the loving report Tough poo poo, the captain can stay out but the actual sub goes through. So the team will play with a man down until you say it's ok for him to come onto the pitch. Make a note in the loving report.
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1. Hackett's probably going to say the laws state you have to change sides and don't talk about wetness and blah blah blah play on. Punch the groundskeeper in the face. 2. Yellow card for unsporting conduct, note in match report, restart with IFK. 3. Yellow card the captain for leaving without permission, the sub can't come on until the right player leaves the pitch. Coax the captain back onto the pitch by telling him if he doesn't come back you'll send him off for dissent.
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generally agree, but i might red card the player who dived if it was DOGSO for "putting the game into disrepute"
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1 happened to Juventus in turkey and I'm still lolling about it.
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RE: #3, Here is a creative answer one of the (former) national referees here did when this happened in an adult amateur game: He went to the manager and asked "So...do you want to change the substitution to him instead?" Manager replied no. So ref turned and signaled to the player who was supposed to come off to still come on over. While that was happening (AR1 was there to manage it) he went and talked to the player. Conversation was, paraphrasing: Ref: "So, what's up?" Player: "I'm dead." Ref: "Not coming back?" Player: "Not coming back." Ref: "Well, as far as I'm concerned you're injured, so if you change your mind, great, but you have to wait for me to call you back on if that happens. In the mean time, your team is playing short handed." The logic was that if a player is really that beat, they aren't going to be a problem, and giving them a yellow card (came with a small fine iirc) for what amounts to "being too tired to play soccer" was overly harsh. By deciding the player is injured, the player now has permission to be off the field. However, he also left the door open to being able to give a yellow card later if it turned out the player was actually trying to game him somehow (like if he just darts back out there later on). Assessor was not sold at first but by the end of the debrief was fine with how it all played out. EDIT: This, obviously, is a YMMV type solution. It's definitely not the book answer, and not every ref could do it, but IMO it serves the game better, for adult amateur anyway. Kind of like if a player needs to barf and they run off the field you just kind of look the other way about the whole "leaving field without permission" thing. Some of the players drink way too much the night before a morning game in the summer heat. chaoslord fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Oct 11, 2014 |
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Gigi Galli posted:1 happened to Juventus in turkey and I'm still lolling about it. Andorra only watered one half of their weird pitch against Wales too.
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On number two you can't change the throw in. Even if you caution or eject the player.
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1. Goal 2. Cannibalism 3. Goal
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Is that Peter Capaldi
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Vegetable posted:Is that Peter Capaldi No, that's a Dalek.
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I had not seen the rest of the image. Should have guessed.
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1. Award goal, send off Dalek. If it refuses to comply, inform him that you can't let the game go on with a disturbance on the pitch. Additionally, call on the groundsman to clean up the pile of ashes. 2. Rough sex on the pitch. 3. Allow it, that was an A+ move. Inform the teams that in an effort to make the game more fair, the Giants are allowed to construct as many snowmen as they want to, though they need to be at least 50 cm tall and have an approximately snow-man-y shape. If any player on the opposing team touches a snowman they will be sent off.
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1. Disallow goal, abandon match. Run away. While you're sprinting out of the stadium, jot down the incident in your referee's notebook and report the incident to the FA. 2. Replace yourself with the fourth official, red card the player for violent conduct. 3. Allow it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5loeV-_4og
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Forgot to grab the answer.quote:Keith Hackett's verdict
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Iridium posted:Forgot to grab the answer. Oh my god Hackett actually has a sense of humour. 
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 1- Tell the player if his eyes are that lovely he should quit professional football. No action. 2- Never listen to ghoulish managers. Ref like you normally ref. 3- You hosed up, game over and don't tell anyone you hosed up.
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1) So what? 2) So what? 3) So what?
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For 2), I'd definitely make sure to speak to him directly and not trust my secretary to relay the discussion accurately
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Seltzer posted:
The're really running out of ideas.
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blue footed boobie posted:The're really running out of ideas. Yea this is one of the worst ones yet. Also I'm pretty sure do nothing is the legit answer to all three of these questions with some stupid addendums by Hackett about noting things in match reports and informing higher ups about stuff.
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