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joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

This is a Boer, but not a rifle.

She does have a muzzle and an ejection port, though.

Our buck chambered a round, and she ended up with one in the magazine.

She's disgusted with my chevon-handed double entendres.

But she wasn't what my wife needed for breeding stock anymore so she put the goat up for sale.

One of the offers was for a cheapie garden tiller

with a bad carb

or a rifle.

It has a muzzle, too.

and an ejection port

Obligatory knife shot

A Marlin 336: The Full Size Jeep of guns. Made forever, lasts forever.

My wife is awesome.

joat mon fucked around with this message at Dec 8, 2012 around 04:11

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Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Definitely more fun than a broken tiller.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 00:15

Nick L: Jun 22, 2004; Great, I'll never see that logo again without thinking...

30/30, huh. I bet you that will kick like a MULE!!!

wait

# ? Jan 25, 2011 00:17

darnzen: Jun 25, 2005; I crap dark matter.

Someone traded that awesome rifle for a pregnant goat?

I wonder if someone would trade me a rifle for my 16 yr old son (not pregnant).

# ? Jan 25, 2011 00:39

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Your son would be worth considerably more if he was pregnant.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 00:44

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Nice rifle. Goat makes a great curry, among other things.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 00:53

OWLS!: Sep 17, 2009; WANKER!

That's quite a nice rifle you goat there.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 01:08

Conquest7706: May 20, 2007

Came in expecting a Boer 1895 Mauser with crazy stock carvings; disappointed

# ? Jan 25, 2011 01:51

Black Stormy: Apr 1, 2003

I loving love goats. I honestly don't care about your gun, post more goats.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 01:56

Chill_Bebop: Jun 20, 2007; Waffle SS

joat mon posted:

Obligatory knife shot

Goddamn that knife is badass and so are you

# ? Jan 25, 2011 02:06

Jefferson Q. Alias: Oct 14, 2010

Conquest7706 posted:

Came in expecting a Boer 1895 Mauser with crazy stock carvings; disappointed

Me too.

But that is a nice goat.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 02:22

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

OP, you should get some Tennessee fainting goats, that would rock.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 02:26

thermobollocks: Jul 5, 2009; GET A DILLON

You need trained hunting goats.

Also, I like your wood.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 02:41

Operating Rod: Nov 12, 2007; This promotion couldn't have come at a better time.

Black Stormy posted:

I loving love goats. I honestly don't care about your gun, post more goats.

Not sure about the rest of you but at first glance this is definitely what I saw:

Black Stormy posted:

I love loving goats. I honestly don't care about your gun, post more goats.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 02:49

Gtab: Dec 9, 2003; cop killer
cop killer
cop killer

this thread owns, post more goats

# ? Jan 25, 2011 03:04

OWLS!: Sep 17, 2009; WANKER!

Paging Butch Cassidy and his goat stories to the thread.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 03:37

Chill_Bebop: Jun 20, 2007; Waffle SS

Gtab posted:

this thread owns, post more goats

# ? Jan 25, 2011 03:41

The Sphinxster: Jul 13, 2007; Next!

Isn't Harry in Rio some kind of goat whisperer, also?

# ? Jan 25, 2011 03:41

Gtab: Dec 9, 2003; cop killer
cop killer
cop killer

The Sphinxster posted:

Isn't Harry in Rio some kind of goat whisperer, also?

yes he gave up the glamorous life of body armor salesman to be a goat farmer

Harry in Rio also has the distinction of being my favorite person

# ? Jan 25, 2011 03:44

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Goat makes a great curry, among other things.

Yes, but they make a terrible parachute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy7axtt5tig

# ? Jan 25, 2011 03:48

daskrolator: Sep 11, 2001; sup.

I was hoping for a thread about boers.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 03:49

SadWhaleFamily: May 1, 2007

The Sphinxster posted:

Isn't Harry in Rio some kind of goat whisperer, also?

Why yes he is. The cheese and gun in this picture I got from him last year:

Goat cheese is so good.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 03:51

B4Ctom1: Oct 5, 2003

daskrolator posted:

I was hoping for a thread about boers.

I read about these guys a little while ago. Many had some pretty nice rifles they bought on their own? A war fought with arms and ammo purchased with their own or private money?

# ? Jan 25, 2011 04:44

Thepossiblelight: Jul 2, 2007; shut up.

if you post a picture holding your gat on a goat i will get you a loving forum upgrade

# ? Jan 25, 2011 04:44

Atticus_1354: Dec 9, 2006; Don't you go near that dog, you understand? Don't go near him, he's just as dangerous dead as alive.

Thread title threw me, but I think I like this better.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 04:55

El Jorge: Feb 26, 2006; A spiritus dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lighting and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.

A morte perpetua,
Domine, libra nos.

Came for the possibility of Mauser, stayed for goats.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 05:44

Steak Flavored Gum: Apr 26, 2007; ABANDONED HOMEWORLD FOR SALE, CHEAP!!!
Custom desert-marsh conversion in galactic core, 12% oxygen atm., great weather, friendly native life (missing one moon). Great fix-er-upper. Must sell, alien invasion imminent. $3995 or best offer.

My grandfather left me a 30/30 Marlin. I really wanna shoot it but fuuuuck ammo is expensive.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 06:20

joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Black Stormy posted:

I loving love goats. I honestly don't care about your gun, post more goats.

The old man - Gunslinger

Derp

Chill_Bebop posted:

Goddamn that knife is badass

Some kid in the 70s thought so, too. I found the knife in a contraband stash when I was cleaning out a former landlord's barn a couple years ago. There were also some books featuring this guy:
Ron Jeremy - Badass like a Bowie.

Hairy like a goat.

thermobollocks posted:

Also, I like your wood.

The Birch in the stock?
The Oak on the hill?
The one that my wife would give you the hairy eyebrow over?

Gtab posted:

this thread owns, post more goats

You keep asking, I'll keep posting

My grain!

MY GRAIN!

Why does the world hate me?

daskrolator posted:

I was hoping for a thread about Boers.

No pictures, but lots of words.
And I apologize for the Mauser tease. This is our first gun (besides the ones Uncle Sam let me use) Hopefully we'll get some more interesting ones eventually.

SadWhaleFamily posted:

Goat cheese is so good.

Too many bottle babies, too few Nubians.

But we're working on that.

Thepossiblelight posted:

if you post a picture holding your gat on a goat i will get you a loving forum upgrade

Awesome idea. Dunno if I can get any before tomorrow afternoon, though.

joat mon fucked around with this message at Dec 8, 2012 around 04:20

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Gtab: Dec 9, 2003; cop killer
cop killer
cop killer

thread of the year

# ? Jan 25, 2011 06:54

Locus: Feb 28, 2004; But you were dead a thousand times. Hopeless encounters successfully won.

I used to have pet goats and they'd go on walks with us like dogs, and then climb the most dangerous stuff they could find and/or people's parked cars.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 06:57

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Why do your goats have tags? Did you shoplift them from Macy's?

# ? Jan 25, 2011 07:05

TheStig: Jan 3, 2009; Just need to mount the guns on the car....

Good thread. Used to have goats, discovered that no matter how much you push on their heads, they will push back evenly and negate any motion. Chickens also have an amazing ability to always have their head upright no matter what angle you hold them at.

Farmyard science!

# ? Jan 25, 2011 07:38

Black Stormy: Apr 1, 2003

Sooo... Where are you from and when can I come play with your goats and deer?

# ? Jan 25, 2011 12:47

Cyrano4747: Sep 25, 2006; American planes, full of holes and wounded men, took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground.

Conquest7706 posted:

Came in expecting a Boer 1895 Mauser with crazy stock carvings; disappointed

likewise

Even so, this thread owns.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 13:00

DJExile: Jun 27, 2007

Gun owns knife owns goats own thread owns

# ? Jan 25, 2011 14:17

rossmum: Dec 2, 2008; Cummander ross, reporting for duty!

Wanna know what's better than goats?

(she is a bit bigger than this now)

Nice rifle and knife though.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 18:46

Black Stormy: Apr 1, 2003

rossmum posted:

Wanna know what's better than goats?

Wrong. Nothing is better.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 18:53

Nick L: Jun 22, 2004; Great, I'll never see that logo again without thinking...

rossmum posted:

Wanna know what's better than goats?

(she is a bit bigger than this now)

Nice rifle and knife though.

Giraffe joeys are so cute.

# ? Jan 25, 2011 19:01

rossmum: Dec 2, 2008; Cummander ross, reporting for duty!

I'll have to get more photos next time I go down to visit my family.

Also, I would probably be a lot more enamoured towards goats if someone near the farm didn't let his wander around the place wild, including onto our property, causing a shitload of paperwork and headaches since all the certification systems for alpacas re Johne's disease are strict as hell. No choice but to catch them and shoot them under rule .303 and I don't like shooting fuzzy things

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Chill_Bebop: Jun 20, 2007; Waffle SS

I wanna be a farmer

no poo poo i'd love it

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