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dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Mayostard posted:

Didn't someone end up with an erection after wrestling Sara in RoH?
That would be Ernie Osiris.

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Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjj5XejutCE

The irony....

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM7U6YZPXFo

:stare:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Their reaction to him is unreal. To me, Brian Pillman is wrestling's Bo Jackson. He gave us enough that we were VERY intrigued by his ability, and then injuries (and later death) took him away from us.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Their reaction to him is unreal. To me, Brian Pillman is wrestling's Bo Jackson. He gave us enough that we were VERY intrigued by his ability, and then injuries (and later death) took him away from us.

That is the best analogy for Pillman I've ever seen.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

god styles was such a little gently caress

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

epitasis posted:

god styles was such a little gently caress

Yeah but didn't he punch out JBL on an international flight once

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

All my favorite ECW promos were the Dudleys.

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010

Gavok posted:

I was talking this up in the Chikara thread, but somebody uploaded it onto YouTube, so you can watch it and stuff.

Atomicos Ridiculoso from the latest Chikara show.

The basic idea is that it's an 8-man tag where they took four tag teams and split them apart. This is most of the match, so it'll probably be taken down soon enough.

The whole thing is a pretty great comedy match, but at the very least watch the first 3 and a half minutes. It's the hardest I've laughed at a wrestling match in years.

I lost it at "HE'S GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA". Seriously, everyone watch this.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Bringing all of PSP together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khYXzZeRY38

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Luigi Thirty posted:

Yeah but didn't he punch out JBL on an international flight once

He punched him backstage and stunned him.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009


she just pops him right in the neck

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Sushipants posted:

I lost it at "HE'S GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA". Seriously, everyone watch this.
I'm glad I did.

"GUYS! WE CAN *CHEAT*! :D"

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

this match is so good

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Tyler Breeze does a Breezearooni

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd3-U3rzQjY

Howling Man
Mar 29, 2014
teaser for something Max Landis(Chronicle) is making about HHH.
http://youtu.be/3WI97qsgG74

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Very bored of the whole CM Punk thing but this is an interesting insight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgUoaL3O320

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

rovert posted:

Very bored of the whole CM Punk thing but this is an interesting insight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgUoaL3O320

Man, I loving love Del Rio. They really shitbagged him turning him face. He got so bland as a heel because he was just given such generic poo poo to do (or nothing to do) which is a real shame.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
Relevance at 02:08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRmRMnVULs8

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
every day I hope and pray that someone finds tapes of FUTURE FIGHTS, the original MIXED MARTIAL ARTS COMPETITION:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7-q2l5FZvk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psURAiajGSk

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


It's Thanksgiving, so let's all remember how Luther Reigns at some point in his life ate peas.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
The best part is when Big Show goes to hit him with the turkey but it falls apart and so he just throws a piece of it at him.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Remember to vote for Big Daddy Yum Yum

http://youtu.be/CQnBg40Nvwc

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


WWE's getting me hyped on a Goldberg vs. Rusev match that will never happen.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Phenix Rising posted:

Man, I loving love Del Rio. They really shitbagged him turning him face. He got so bland as a heel because he was just given such generic poo poo to do (or nothing to do) which is a real shame.

i feel like he showed pretty good babyface fire early on (his match where he won the title from big show was pretty entertaining, i thought) but the turn was botched pretty badly for several reasons and they pushed him way too hard as Your New Latino Hero and it just came off phony and died because of it. i've always liked del rio and its amazing to me how they always managed to mess up with him.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Cardboard Box posted:

i feel like he showed pretty good babyface fire early on (his match where he won the title from big show was pretty entertaining, i thought) but the turn was botched pretty badly for several reasons and they pushed him way too hard as Your New Latino Hero and it just came off phony and died because of it. i've always liked del rio and its amazing to me how they always managed to mess up with him.

Actually, you're right - the turn was great. If I recall, people kept beating up Ricardo and then finally Del Rio had enough and saved him? That was cool.

The promo that came with the turn just felt so forced and out of nowhere. All of a sudden he gave this promo that was like, "I did this for all of YOU!" or some stupid thing. Just the blandest babyface promo ever. The crowd didn't respond to it and it was just incredibly groan-worthy.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

it didn't help that they temporarily turned him back heel a week later for the christmas episode

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Phenix Rising posted:

Actually, you're right - the turn was great. If I recall, people kept beating up Ricardo and then finally Del Rio had enough and saved him? That was cool.

The turn came from a PPV where 3 Man Band started bullying the Spanish announce team (which was comedic because a team that was 1/3 American was ragging on them about being foreigners). Ricardo came to defend them and 3 Man Band started bullying him. Del Rio came to his rescue, which made perfect sense because no matter how heelish he was, they always played up how Del Rio genuinely liked Ricardo and cared about him.

Then the Christmas Smackdown happened, which I don't think was as damaging as everyone says. It was more that they had a hard time making us care about Del Rio as a face when he wasn't championing Ricardo or spilling paint on Big Show.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Del Rio's problem was that they never committed to pushing him and that when they did it was the blandest "I'm not just hero to the mexican people I love america too" bullshit.

Cardboard Box posted:

it didn't help that they temporarily turned him back heel a week later for the christmas episode

even better it was the very next night on smackdown

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


I think Del Rio was fine in his Big Show feud, mainly because they gave us a reason to care. Not only was Del Rio a likeable underdog against a shithead giant, but they showed that Del Rio was a benevolent rich dude who cared for the little man while Big Show treated his employee like poo poo.

Then Swagger happened and they couldn't come up with a good reason to rally behind him against the racist dudes.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgVnf0ykRJc

this one goes out to everyone else who has good taste in ring announcers

Yechezkel
Oct 5, 2004

Fun Shoe
This was put up today, but I don't know if it was recorded today.

"Notorious Blackhawks fan" CM Puck doing a promo for LA Kings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0OUXMp0kpg

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Yechezkel posted:

This was put up today, but I don't know if it was recorded today.

"Notorious Blackhawks fan" CM Puck doing a promo for LA Kings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0OUXMp0kpg

".@BaileyLAKings I've put over worse! I'll get you lion! If it's the last thing I do!"
https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/538900444819767296

Oh Punk :allears:

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N516x2izZFs

That is a very excited man.
Very excited.

WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives
You can tell that this is like, the same reaction he had in 1997 during Starcade. Because only kids should ever get that physically excited over wrestling.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur6XdaGNlTY

Oh my god, oh my god someone gif Johnny Nitro throwing Starship Pain on a dog.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

WeX Majors posted:

You can tell that this is like, the same reaction he had in 1997 during Starcade. Because only kids should ever get that physically excited over wrestling.

I refuse to believe he is not acting. Then again the girl laughing uncontrollably in the background seems pretty genuine. It's also :3: as hell.

But dude sounds like Towelie.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004

Jetfire posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur6XdaGNlTY

Oh my god, oh my god someone gif Johnny Nitro throwing Starship Pain on a dog.

How is this not a WWE Studios film?!

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Post your favorite Rock moments! Mine is when he joyfully wished Steph a happy birthday :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVKOatud4bE

This is my favorite Rock moment. The first ever Rock Concert!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiozRNbqufM

There is so much characterization and funny poo poo going on in this one single segment. It cracks me up how Rock shifts between a dozen different emotions between when he thinks he's untouchable, and when Austin beats the hell out of him and destroys his beloved guitar. The crowd and commentary are perfect too. You just don't see stuff this good anymore.

I also love that whole mini-feud with The Hurricane that he did. Rock did not have to put Hurricane over at all and he did it anyway, and it was hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztwfe5vgPgQ

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Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Jetfire posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur6XdaGNlTY

Oh my god, oh my god someone gif Johnny Nitro throwing Starship Pain on a dog.

Okay, so let me get this straight, the Rock is the second-best grossing star in Hollywood, Dave Batista was in the blockbuster of the year and will be in the new Bond movie, and Morrison is doing THAT? That has to have been one of the worst trailers I've ever seen. I mean, I know they have milking the Air Bud franchise for a looong time, but it this point it looks like they are trying to milk a rotting corpse.

Oh well, at least Morrison will always have the opportunity to appear on more Telemundo shows thanks to his experience on Lucha Underground.

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