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Germansimp
May 28, 2013



I'm more disappointed by the fact that finally Cabana is tagging with Matt Classic and it is not against Daniels and Curry Man.

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

DM Punk posted:

CM Punk cutting his first post-WWE wrestling promo. And it involves Billy Cosby and butt loving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-9QaSoPj7g

Actually Punk it WOULD be "Me and Matt Classic", you fool. You wouldn't say "You'll be wrestling I."

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Actually Punk it WOULD be "Me and Matt Classic", you fool. You wouldn't say "You'll be wrestling I."

If he was using Kofi Kingston's original gimmick he would.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Here's a playlist of 1980s Dusty Rhodes doing a whole bunch of local commercials for a car dealer here. This guy was super famous back in the early 80s for these commercials.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQLDjFDI0fs&list=PL15G6m42mIENgc-nzyzRkMicg-SjLNUzO

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Luigi Thirty posted:

Here's a playlist of 1980s Dusty Rhodes doing a whole bunch of local commercials for a car dealer here. This guy was super famous back in the early 80s for these commercials.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQLDjFDI0fs&list=PL15G6m42mIENgc-nzyzRkMicg-SjLNUzO

Here's Dusty shilling for Mello Yello https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrsRjJP1TiA

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
i found cavernario's dad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEu4Xji0YyA&t=1648s

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Jakob + He-Man music = WIN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PKAXN9WZco

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



I'm starting to come around on the idea that Jakob is a better insane cartoon supervillain than UltraMantis ever was.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Gavok posted:

I'm starting to come around on the idea that Jakob is a better insane cartoon supervillain than UltraMantis ever was.

You shut your mouth. The Order of the Neo-Solar Temple's group promos are some of the funniest poo poo I've ever seen in wrestling.

evale
Dec 20, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gd7Tq-YIxA&t=98s

Thought this worked well.

evale fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Jun 13, 2015

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Da Midnight Ridah baybeeee...

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Let's.. Play Rocks? :confused:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdxW3MYRBGo

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Jesus gently caress, Perry Saturn looks like a CAW now.

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
mexican R2D2 and C3PO did a tour with AJPW in 1979

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5sCTOnwx8g

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


CombineThresher posted:

You shut your mouth. The Order of the Neo-Solar Temple's group promos are some of the funniest poo poo I've ever seen in wrestling.

Jakob seriously has no idea where you're coming from on this.

Mr.Flibble
Jul 23, 2008
Happy Canada Day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPvjlE8fJHA

Baron La Croix
Nov 2, 2010

rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah
Spoilers for tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMjFdNTaKJo

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Well... beating the one behind the one in twenty-one-and-one isn't hard. I'm sure Kofi can beat up Paul. Gonna be a short match tho--

Oh. OH! He's actually wrestling Brock? He gonna die. Maybe shoot.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Gaz-L posted:

Well... beating the one behind the one in twenty-one-and-one isn't hard. I'm sure Kofi can beat up Paul. Gonna be a short match tho--

Oh. OH! He's actually wrestling Brock? He gonna die. Maybe shoot.

No, don't shoot. Bullets will only make Brock angry.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Gavok posted:

No, don't shoot. Bullets will only make Brock angry.

Sh... should I maybe throw the gun at him? Will that stop him?

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Gaz-L posted:

Sh... should I maybe throw the gun at him? Will that stop him?

Use a howitzer, and pray it's enough.

it won't be.

Sub Rosa
Jun 9, 2010




Gavok posted:

Bullets will only make Brock angry.
Bullet Club run-in?

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Greg Valentine doing a barbed wire match in 1995...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7vHIFdPKUU

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
i swear theres an endless supply of these '90s japanese wrestlers in ridiculous tv commercials' gimmicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLKNjAJG1ZY

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Jay 2K Winger posted:

Use a howitzer, and pray it's enough.

it won't be.

Or just punch him really hard in the face. According to his MMA career, he really hates that.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

CombineThresher posted:

Or just punch him really hard in the face. According to his MMA career, he really hates that.

man how can you hope to punch him in the face fast enough when every time you punch you gotta wind-up and stomp and shake your fist afterwards?

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

I defy anybody to watch the ending of this video and not have a huge smile on their face as they are throwing the tennis ball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nMgjHxDIXw

#LockerRoomGaming

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

LvK posted:

man how can you hope to punch him in the face fast enough when every time you punch you gotta wind-up and stomp and shake your fist afterwards?

The same way Cain Velasquez and Alistair Overeem did it, probably.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


CoolCat posted:

I defy anybody to watch the ending of this video and not have a huge smile on their face as they are throwing the tennis ball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nMgjHxDIXw

#LockerRoomGaming

On one hand, I'm disappointed that Rusev didn't choose Zangief.

On the other hand, he's so goddamn likeable here.

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005

https://youtu.be/xW8kY6ECAdE

John Cena improv master

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

PSA:

Don't Read The Comments

Also Cena owns and I wish he wasn't so goddamn scripted in WWE. He'd actually not get such negative reactions if he could be more like his actual self.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Botchamania 280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVY9gerKBIU

13:34 :lol:

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Here's a 4 hour video compilation of Patrice O'Neal talking about his time as a writer for WWE, plus some other stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZeYOKQxZbc

EDIT: there's a part about 14 minutes in where Patrice says he doesn't think Batista could be a movie star. Kinda wish he was still alive to see he was wrong. :shobon:

fart blood fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Jul 17, 2015

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Here's a sorta-recent clip of the Sandman caning some dudes at a tiny indy show connected to Beyond Wrestling somehow. It's almost a relief to know that Sandman isn't dead and looks about the same as he always has.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NICqDodeTNU

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

CombineThresher posted:

Here's a sorta-recent clip of the Sandman caning some dudes at a tiny indy show connected to Beyond Wrestling somehow. It's almost a relief to know that Sandman isn't dead and looks about the same as he always has.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NICqDodeTNU

That's a glorious bread basket.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Em_c00prH4

This is kind of interesting: in the Divas match moment at #7, there are seven women on the screen and as of today only Alicia Fox is still with the company.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Jetfire posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Em_c00prH4

This is kind of interesting: in the Divas match moment at #7, there are seven women on the screen and as of today only Alicia Fox is still with the company.

It's also flawed, as the actual ten best reversals are all random moves reversed into the Crippler Crossface.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
turn down your speakers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AoiyMhPZ3o

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The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012
The titles for some of WWE's recent uploads are a bit... Suggestive? Misleading? I dunno. Found it amusing.

Gunn fires at Sara Lee while on the ropes course: WWE Tough Enough, July 28, 2015

Tyson Kidd tells wife Natalya she can’t say “no”: Total Divas: July 28, 2015

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