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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rE0-ek6MZA Parody rap battle between Kim Jong Il and Hulk Hogan (Feat. Randy Savage) Posted because the Macho Man rap part near the end is pretty funny. Too bad Macho's own rap wasn't that amusing. quote:OOoooh Yeeah it's about to get real
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Hall and Zbyszko must hang out like every day. They are always doing videos together. Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDKm2Nk_L6Q Hall and Zbyszko doing commentary over a really early Hall/Hennig tag team match. It's funny hearing Hall insult himself about his old look and how bad he was at the beginning. Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Feb 13, 2011 |
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Feb 13, 2011 05:45
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Fart Radio posted:Guys, we're all missing what's really important. Zack Ryder now has a YouTube show. This is amazing. His match with The Rock after Raw went off the air was intense!
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Feb 18, 2011 04:18
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evale posted:Think that's the reason the video was posted. :-) I think that's the only funny thing I've seen Mad TV do. That guy is pretty good at impressions.
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Feb 28, 2011 04:18
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Grant DaNasty posted:He made good on his word! He is here! That was a really good entry. I've never seen that Halloween Havoc and if it hasn't been gameday'd here I really hope it is at some point. Holy poo poo it must have been awful. The segment with Mongo and Goldberg had me cracking up. What in the world happened at the end there? Was that from a movie or did someone actually suicide dive off a balcony at some political event?
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Mar 3, 2011 20:51
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Ziggy Tsardust posted:A man went into Romanian parliament, shouted "You killed our future" and threw himself off. drat. He definitely one upped the guy who just threw some shoes at Bush. Gotta give him style points.
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Mar 3, 2011 20:56
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Chinston Wurchill posted:Z! True Long Island Story Episode 3. The part where he says "We both stand in our living rooms in front of our titles" while only having a tag team belt on the wall when comparing himself to the Rock is amazing.
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Mar 4, 2011 05:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7c-niWhmEM New video for The Urban Wrestling Federation announces their 'talent lineup' and promises to destroy the competition. Their roster includes: Uncle Murder, Brisco, Billy Blue, Gorilla Zoe and Big Block. I don't think any of them are wrestlers (All rappers from what I can tell) but who needs wrestlers in a wrestling federation?
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Mar 4, 2011 17:19
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Skinty McEdger posted:The concept is that the rappers will each choose a wrestler to represent them in matches and that the crowds will get behind the rapper that they like as opposed to the wrestlers (who will be pretty much nobodies/change on a show to show basis). What in the world 
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Mar 4, 2011 22:16
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It sounds like they wanted a show based around freestyle rap battles but decided that having a ring and random dudes fighting would be a good idea too. Hurt them with your words, Uncle Murda!
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Mar 5, 2011 15:37
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Skinty McEdger posted:One of their first viral posters was entitled "Rap Battles Evolved." No idea how you know so much about this fed but I hope you keep bringing info about it forward because the more I hear about it the funnier it gets, haha.
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Mar 5, 2011 17:51
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Christian Dinosaur posted:Holy poo poo. Apron spots already make me cringe and this one makes me want to look away.
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Mar 8, 2011 21:00
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Woah, Tatanka was in WWE in 2006? Edit: Wikipedia says he was there from 2005-2007. Never knew that. That's one guy I never expected to get another actual full time run at a WWE career. Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Mar 9, 2011 |
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Mar 9, 2011 06:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ioU1Ws0nJ4 Episode 4 of True Long Island Story in which Zack Ryder: *Interviews a cardboard cutout of Justin Beiber *Claims that he 'does all the jobs' by listing a ton of different 'jobs' he does ("I know why the unemployment rate is so high - cause I'm doin all the jobs!) *Says 'shooting' isn't really his thing and then proceeds to agree to shoot by dressing up as Han Solbro *Makes fun of CM Punks wrist tape *Says he doesn't have much in common with Charlie Sheen because Sheen is always winning. *Does a fist pump dance to help Chris Jericho on Dancing With The Stars Apologies if the new episode was already posted. This show is amazing.
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Mar 11, 2011 23:52
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Right now some kid in a lovely backyard fed is probably legit stabbing someone else in the neck with a shard of glass from a broken light tube while we discuss the safe way to break a keyboard over someones head.
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Mar 19, 2011 14:50
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Skinty McEdger posted:Not quite, but TNA nearly went there. Woah - it looks like whoever put together TNA's set from that era was thinking "How can I make this as offensive to the eyes as possible?"
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Mar 19, 2011 18:22
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DMPunk posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnSjkoCin5M They said 16 time champion and wikipedia says quote:# World Heavyweight Championship (2 times) That's 16 total so I think someone just did some quick wiki-ing before recording that piece.
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Mar 19, 2011 18:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NteM-jG6550 Apparently Chris Jericho had some harsh words for Larry Zbyszko in his latest book - so Larry threatens to literally beat the poo poo out of Chris Jericho among other things.
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Mar 22, 2011 18:25
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Sionistic posted:Funny part is that zbyszko is pretty awful. He sued Jericho because Jericho called himself a living legend a few times. Yeah, I'm not a fan of Zbyszko at all. He always seems to have bought into his own hype and even in WCW he annoyed me. The best part about that video is him whining about being filmed while having rogaine in what's left of his hair.
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Mar 22, 2011 19:01
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The Goog posted:In three or four weeks, someone close to Vince will tell him that he absolutely HAS to watch Zack's show. It's sad that this is probably a legitimate thing to worry about if you are a Zack Ryder fan. DZP vs Catering was an amazing match.
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Mar 25, 2011 04:02
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HulkaMatt posted:WCW We need to synchtube or gameday some of this awfulness at some point. This is stuff from the bottom of the barrel era of WCW isn't it?
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Mar 26, 2011 11:50
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Beautiful Ninja posted:Billy Kidman vs Hulk Hogan - Who the gently caress thought this could end well? Wasn't that Hogan's sad attempt at showing people he doesn't hold young talent down? I remember reading somewhere that he specifically wanted to work a program with Kidman because people were giving him poo poo about holding talent down or something. I could be remembering wrong and it's probably just Russo nonsense. Unless it was yet another of Hogan's thousand stories that were completely false.
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Mar 27, 2011 04:48
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This video is amazing: http://www.twitvid.com/MK1Z2 Matt Hardy posted this video of him doing a celebration in the ring after the match (in front of a sold out capacity crowd!) to show he and Reby Sky working together (SkyHard!) - but the best part is after the post match celebration. An announcer comes into the ring and reveals that you can get your picture taken with them both for only 20 dollars to which guys right next to the camera say things like "If it were Jeff it'd be different" and "I wouldn't even pay ten dollars for that." And Matt is spreading it around himself.
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Mar 27, 2011 16:56
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projecthalaxy posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53hiHAkK6KA I love the bit at the end after he rambles on. Gene: Can I ask a question Macho Man? Savage: NO MORE QUESTIONS! Gene: I'm sorry about that. He and Gene had the best exchanges during interviews but my favorite will always be Savage: Your mustache is crooked! Gene: Your beard is a little sideways too but I don't wanna get into that! Savage: That's alright! Gene: I'm not going to take personal potshots at you or anybody else, that's not my nature. Savage: Get in line everybody's after me! Gene: I'm a little better guy than that I don't mind tellin' ya. Savage: Cool. Gene: I'm the bigger man! Savage: Cool, cool. Gene: How did we get into this? Savage: Ok man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL_1xkPIEaQ It was like they randomly start cutting promos on each other and were having a blast. I miss that kind of stuff. Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Mar 27, 2011 |
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Mar 27, 2011 22:32
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Giedroyc posted:Hogan and Nash discuss their epic match As retarded as it was when it happened in the match itself - that video breakdown is pretty drat funny. Nash is great at being a sarcastic bastard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HxRq0PcqXM Old Man Zbyszko rants about Jericho for nearly fifteen minutes. For those not able to watch (or invest 15 minutes in his bullshit rants) here is a summary - during this rant he: * Holds up a roll of toilet paper and calls it "Jericho's book" * Says that wrestlers "belong to the fans and not the McMahons" * Attacks Jericho for using the living legend nickname. * Calls Jericho a "Putrid Pussy Punk Puke Prick." * Says Chris Jericho is 5 foot 6 * Admits to one of his buddies pirating Jericho's book because he wouldn't buy it * Accuses Jericho of trying to get himself over by stealing the living legend gimmick * Calls him "Jerk-o" Clever! * Says Jericho better not run into "This stubborn Pollock on the street unless he has hospitalization insurance" * Tells him to stick to dancing and calls him a little fairy. * Challenges Chris Jericho on April 9th to meet him in the ring. * Makes a bitter knock on the WWE Hall Of Fame as a joke and then shows his "New England Pro Wrestling Hall Of Fame" award. * Has incredibly hosed up bottom teeth. He and Scott Hall also watch a Hall vs Jericho match and do a (probably delusional) breakdown where they say Jericho has no talent and should be lucky he ever got a break. Zbyszko is such a mark for himself and his own hype and Hall looks like he's aged 30 years in the last few. Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Mar 28, 2011 |
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Mar 28, 2011 16:55
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Chinston Wurchill posted:Sorry, I wasn't clear - he wasn't far off on Jericho being 5'6". Either WWE, Wikipedia or Jericho are exaggerating quite a bit then: quote:Billed height 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m) Then again I've read here that they fudge the numbers on wrestlers heights all the time. I don't know if I believe Jericho is that short though.
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Mar 29, 2011 00:42
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So Matt Hardy sees the thing about Cole and decides to try to be a comedian with one of his hick friends, basically?
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Mar 30, 2011 02:33
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Phenix Rising posted:This is the best. It says this video is private when I try to play it.
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Mar 31, 2011 03:48
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Manic_Misanthrope posted:anyway, episode 7 is out with 500% more Dennis Stamp impersonations Another awesome episode. Triple H is a tremendous dickhead as usual. Cena and Miz put him over huge and that's awesome.
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Mar 31, 2011 21:52
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What's the story on the trampoline joke?
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Mar 31, 2011 22:38
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That's amazing. "My last match was in 1991 but you never know when the next one will be so I have to stay in shape." I've seen Beyond The Mat but forgot all about that guy.
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Mar 31, 2011 22:43
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DMPunk posted:God drat does Zack Ryder rule. I cant remember ever seeing a guy who almost never wins so happy with life. He's like the anti-Kaval. He's exactly what Vince is looking for (other than being a roided up freak) and yet still doesn't get pushed. They couldn't possibly test Zack Ryder more than they already have and yet he's always happy and everyone seems to like him. Well, other than Triple H but who gives a gently caress what Triple H thinks? The unfortunate part is where Triple H is in the backstage dealings. Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Apr 1, 2011 |
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There aren't many ways you can spin someone saying only three or four people watch Zack Ryder's show to make it look like he wasn't just being a dickhead. Edit: Here's what he said Host: Why isn't Zack Ryder on television? HHH: Why isn't Zack Ryder on television..... Host: The Broski's want him on Raw HHH: Yeah, oh - you and which other one? Host: I think there are alot of us right? HHH: What, three or four maybe? Host: Maybe HHH: Yeah, uh, probably for that reason. There's just the three or the four. He then launches into the bullshit about having alot of young guys in the company and yadda yadda. It was a dick move when Cena and Miz put him over huge and Triple H tried the verbal burial approach. Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Apr 1, 2011 |
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Apr 1, 2011 00:57
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Saint Jimmy posted:Why do they let Scott Steiner talk? He's one of the very few reasons to even watch their terrible show.
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Lone Rogue posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI Scott Steiner is and always will be amazing. Steiner math is the best math.
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Apr 7, 2011 03:43
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Saint Jimmy posted:The botchiest Botchamania in quite a while: Holy poo poo - some of that stuff early in the video actually made me cringe for the guys in the ring. Were they all drunk or something? Jesus. Pretty impressive Sin Cara botch in there too.
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Seymour Buttz posted:La Mascara (the guy messing everything up) suffered a concussion in the very first spot of that match when Dragon Rojo Jr. (other Mexican in the match) dove on him and landed right on La Mascara's head. His body was not agreeing with what his brain was telling it to do. drat. In cases like that they should just stop the match and send him to the back and send out a replacement or something.
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DarkstarIV posted:Guess what time it is! I could have sworn this had been posted in this thread already. Apparently it was just posted in every other thread except this one, haha. I love that Ryder has put out eight episodes already and there hasn't been a bad one yet. I really wish they'd start making it a 3 minute segment on Raw every week.
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Apr 7, 2011 20:27
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That video is bizarre. Subjects include: * The two of them having a dance off * Manicures being better than sex * Jericho screaming like a girl at the though of Zach Efron being near * Both of them scolding someone who calls the championship 'a belt'
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Skinty McEdger posted:During the Monday Night Wars, BBC documentary maker Louis Theroux spent several weeks in the company of WCW and indy wrestlers. The documentary he put out was mind blowing when I saw it as a school kid, and still really holds up entertainment wise today. I've always hated Sgt Craig Pitman as a result of this. This is amazing. The host having no idea what wrestling is about makes it so much better than someone who is well versed in the subject. His dry brand of humor somehow makes the people around him even more ridiculous.
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