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Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Something that never fails to make me laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTKqvl143Vc

HULK HOGAN! HULK HOGAN! HULK HOGAN! HULK HOGAN!

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Critical
Aug 23, 2007

LordPants posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQDbE9kFUkw

British Bulldogs beating the poo poo out of Mick Foley.

Wow, he wasn't kidding in his first book. That lariat by Dynamite was meant to hurt him.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

SamuraiFoochs posted:

New Z! TLIS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFvRSBHu47E&feature=feedu

Regal owns.

Holy poo poo that new Internet Championship belt is amazing.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Holy poo poo, Ki kicked him so hard he went into the fencing position. (Where his hands stick up stiff after he hits the ground. Body's response to quick and violent head trauma.)

gently caress him and gently caress his "everyone in wrestling is lazy so I'm going to hurt people" promo after he concussed the poo poo out of that guy.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Shadalator posted:

Low-Ki is awesome. Him vs Kenta is still one of the best matches last decade, how people get offended by inadvertent violence in fake fighting is ridiculous

Yeah, we shouldn't be offended about how he kicks a man so hard in the head it's likely he'll have post concussion syndrome for weeks, if not months. Also how he shows absolutely no concern after the fact and continues to perform Warrior's Way instead of just ending the match like a normal person. We're just bleeding vaginas about the whole thing.

gently caress Low Ki and his sloppy wrestling and his loving retardo mannerisms.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Gavok posted:

I don't know if this has been posted here since it's a couple months old, but the Raw/Smackdown in 5 minutes guy made this and it killed me.

Pumpkin's on a Roll

This is the best thing since Chocolate Drop.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

God Of Paradise posted:

New Jack loving rules.

I really love that part in Beyond the Mat when the talent agents discuss him.

"I don't see him as a Denzel, but definitely as Denzel's friend."

New Jack has done the following:

Admitted to murdering multiple people. (In line of work as a "bounty hunter" but he seems awfully proud of it.) Attempted to murder Vic Grimes during a wrestling match by throwing him off of a scaffold onto the ring post. Shot on a 60 year old man during a match with a steel chair and a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Deeply bladed an inexperienced wrestler with a loving switch blade during a match to the point he needed medical attention, bragged about it saying "I cut the poo poo outta that fat boy." Stabbed someone at an indy show due to an altercation about Sierra Mist or some poo poo.

New Jack is a scumbag.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

If I remember correctly they ripped that bit from the two of them doing the exact same thing in ECW. Except Funk called Bischoff a homo to get Foley to attack him.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007


Better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQU0MWMh81c&t=395s

Best heel promo ever delivered.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007


There was a boxer in the 90s who ended up blind and in a coma for the rest of his life due to a incidental headbutt half as severe as these. This poo poo is so stupid.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Perigryn posted:

How many throws and holds in King's Tekken Tag Tournament 2 moveset can you name?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqt7gH2M8WU

Need to buy this just so I can do a Brock Lock online and scream "Don't just beat him King, HUUUUURT HIIIIIM" into my headset.

Bow and Arrow, Surfboard and Vertebreaker all own too.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Generic CAW posted:

I want to show you guys a great wrestling match. It's from the Norwegian Wrestling Federation and it is for the European Cruiserweight title.

This is one of the greatest matches I have ever seen, and what makes it kind of interesting is that it's Face vs Face.

Hope you like chops, because here's Doblone (Italy) vs Adrian Storm (Norway):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArEs3DVENlg

This match was so good that people cried afterwards.

Wow, this is excellent. Couple of blown spots but they were covered well and a good ending without relying on kicking out of finishers for 10 minutes. Definitely worth a watch.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Weird request but does anyone have a link to the video "HHH's New Entrance Music" where his music is replaces with cats meowing? It was overlaid with a part of the build up to WM25 with Orton.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

CombineThresher posted:

Well, Monsoon did eventually.

5.5/10. See me after class.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Phenix Rising posted:

TNA did a funny thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKeFy04hNcM

Laughed out loud a bunch of times, especially at, "Eric - I think they hurt your feet?"

I don't think Bully Ray knows the meaning of the word "rape", though.

TNA does a good job doing wrestling funerals. Wonder how funny their own will be.

This is fantastic until Bully's awful and overwrought promo at the end.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

I got to the part with the dude's hand almost totally flayed and had to turn it off. I'm usually not squeamish but most of that poo poo was worse than the Blood's leg incident for me.

Deathmatches are amazing if done right (See: Kudo vs Toyoda and some of BJW's poo poo) but none of that is done right.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Gonzo McFee posted:

You lot of dirty arsed wanks wanted to cry, right?

Well, her's something to make you cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0UoI9Cmh0o

Oh my loving God.

I watched this without knowing what it was and started freaking out. I was the biggest Hayabusa mark in the world. The fact he's able to stand let alone walk is insane.

Edit: Also he's apparently bringing FMW back? It's like Christmas.

Critical fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Aug 27, 2015

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Critical
Aug 23, 2007


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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