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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

BizarroAzrael posted:

Wow, Chaplain was a total heel (he was a "Sir" after all). And even he has a better spear than Edge.

Seeing that got me to wiki him, and amusingly the main picture is of him as a young man and without the moustache, he's barely recognisable.

He once entered a Chaplin lookalike contest and lost.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Original's back. That was odd.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Droopy Goines posted:

Hypnosis is a huge problem in MMA as well:
http://www.fightersonlymagazine.co.uk/news/viewarticle.php?id=6244

Nah, that's clearly some Scanner poo poo. Why Darryl Revok was trying to influence the outcome of the match, I dunno.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

HulkaMatt posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRTvBthOkHA

Things aren't looking good for Gail Kim and Daniel Bryan!


Melina is a loving weirdo.

That is not how Match Game works!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

DMPunk posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAaD4kHHCfo

Michael PS Hayes & Jim Cornette debate Godzilla vs King Kong.

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Maybe they felt their hardcore rep was in danger.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Cheezymadman posted:

Anything that reduces the number of retarded spotmonkeys and deathmatch idiots in this world is fine by me.

I will not be satisfied until they take the audience with them.

CZW crowds are the worst.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

So how would you rank the crowds for different promotions past and present? Not disagreeing with you but just curious.

I haven't studied closely enough, really. What made me say that was first and foremost a video that I think was part of a Botchamania, where CZW decided for once to have a fairly traditional no-props face vs. heel match. It was nothing spectacular, but not bad for low-budget/amateur, went a decent length.

And the audience loving HATES IT. They're SCREAMING. They don't want wrestling at all, they want to see people get busted open. It's like an episode of Spartacus.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Okay, I've changed my mind. They may live.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Raeg posted:

That is cruel Hulka.

That is cruel.

I think this is his way of getting us out of his hair until WM. We'll be too distracted to mess up his board.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Saint Jimmy posted:

The botchiest Botchamania in quite a while:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INhHEWUUBeo

The stareoff is a thing of beauty.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Necrobutcher vs. Bucket for MOTY.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Why CZW had the original removed is loving beyond me, this is the greatest thing they've ever done.

Not enough light tubes.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Anyone else hear the Cape Fear music?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Brock and the other guy's entrance music was odd. For a while I thought it might be something the uploader dubbed in because why not.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Diquebutt posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRS3h9hbsxM&feature=related

so we never forget.

The uploader in this case seems to legitimately think this is a bad spot.

How can you not love this?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Saint Jimmy posted:

Real wrestling fans get their breaking news from John Cena:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qdvM6bgFUQ

That has to be one of the most surreal experiences. You go to a wrestling show which is sort of a live action fantasy but you pretend it's real anyway, and at the end of it your big hero comes out and delivers news of an actual major victory. The walls of fantasy and reality got way blurred.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I want to say something terribly clever about that but there just are not any words.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Perigryn posted:

I thought the same thing, only with Otunga. It's either his name or "GoogleMe".

MAAAASON RYYYANNN

It wouldn't even be inconsistent.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
WWE cat wrestling!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y9qKDwQYXFE

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Sir Lemming posted:

I know I'm a bit late, but I'm pretty sure the bit at 11:25 is my favorite Inane Dusty Commentary ever.

That floored me as well.

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