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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

This probably isn't even the first time we've seen Matt Hardy sitting in a pile of garbage.

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Then he sexually abuses a spade in the shower.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

A new straight to video Stone Cold movie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgPl1d-Iahc

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Perry Normal posted:

You know, say what you want about Austin's acting or choice of films, or whatever, but he seems pretty goddamn well suited for this sort of action stuff. He still looks like he could tear your drat head off and has such a great voice for yelling those standard action movie lines. "HANG ON!!!"

Are any of his movies any good? I heard a lot of people poo poo on The Condemned, but I've never seen any of them.

The Condemned was an enjoyable bad action movie with Vinnie Jones hamming it in every scene. I know I've seen at least a couple more Austin films, but I can't name any off the top of my head. Pretty sure they were all really bad though.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Clearly the solution to all of the UK's problems is to get all the youth together and just say "Hey, stop, brother." Why haven't the police tried this yet????

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Fucken_Gieux posted:

Before I click that, is he doing anything shabby or tacky that would maqke me sad for him?

No he just kind of hangs out with fans, signs autographs, and poses for photos. There's no real depressing stuff that makes me think less of him.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Lone Rogue posted:

I don't have a clue to the context of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcm5Wy0Mr9A

Right after he came back to the WWE from winning the World's Strongest Man title he would show up and perform some feat of strength. Stuff like rolling a frying pan up like a tortilla and that limo clip.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Vince McMahon is bad at predicting boxing http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=svaM_dx_lCM#t=219s

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Not a youtube link, but ESPN sensation Todd Grisham had a thing to say about the OU football game.

http://mocksession.com/2011/10/video-espn-anchor-calls-oklahoma-loss-a-trail-of-tears/

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Bocc Kob posted:

Is Super Dragon a real thing? :stare:

he's literally a dragon irl

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Ozz81 posted:

I'll have to break out the Heenan DVD and watch the commentary/extras again - Brain really is one of a kind, I'd like to see CM Punk eventually become the "whole package" and maybe try his hand at managing a stable like Bobby did in addition to doing commentary and wrestling.

I believe he did that earlier this year with New Nexus.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Chinston Wurchill posted:

So Tyler Reks made a cartoon.

I could get behind those four as a stable. The cartoon...I'm not so sure about.

Tyler Reks is a visionary, and I don't expect anybody here to comprehend his creative genius

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Perigryn posted:

Randy should be like this more often.

The whole interview is pretty good actually. It's nice to see him show a bunch of personality http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6y2Mxf6oiU&feature=related

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

DMPunk posted:

Here's a match that is way better than any match on WCW Worldwide has any right to be.

Dean Malenko vs Norman Smiley (pre big wiggle days)

http://youtu.be/8yoLJhnm-N0

This is like lecture on old school mat wrestling.

So this is kinda okay and whatnot, but why isn't he screaming? :confused:

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Gonzo McFee posted:

Someone uploaded a tribute to Nigel McGuinness and it is really good.

http://www.twitvid.com/0Z2LP

Watch it.

This is good.

Man I miss Nigel :smith:

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Bocc Kob posted:

Maybe Shittats McRoidgut was a jerk backstage or something.

Even if this is the case this still makes Low-Ki a jackass and a child.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

The GIG posted:

http://youtu.be/tDSRmocJvQU

Just in case any of you weren't around for Sheamus' debut in ECW, here it is to compare to him now.

I miss local enhancement talent, if only for the selling of that backbreaker

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Holy poo poo dude

This is....AAAAAAAHHHHH

Did I literally just hear them call the ref Mikey The Retard?

Yes and he is wearing a Falconer's glove for some reason. VWF is the best thing and it takes place in a gym about 3 feet wider than the ring itself

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Spikeguy posted:

So are Steen and Generico bitter rivals in one company, and tag champs in another?

They're not tag champs, but Futureshock fit this bill.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Suben posted:

How long were Bully Ray and Steiner a tag team because holy poo poo.

Bully Ray and Scott Steiner as the two remaining members of Immortal was loving hilarious and they played off of each other amazingly. I wish they still teamed up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y79u984KOfA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBPjxbtimX0

"I WENT TO PARTS UNKNOWN, YOU KNOW? WHERE HE'S FROM"

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Handsome Dead posted:

Nick Gage being in prison is the closest thing to proof that there's karma.

One of my favorite bits of wrestling commentary recently is Excalibur and Kevin Steen laughing about how stupid Nick Gage was/is.

"He used to come to the ring in a bandanna but he couldn't even cover up his face while robbing a bank"

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

You should, I'm Jake The Snake Roberts IRL.

Is it true you used to bang ring rats with Damien

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Dem Boys are insane

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

All that in mind it's still not really any good.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

:goonsay:

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

This page got hilarious

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Kevin Thorn was a rapist

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Gavok posted:

As Thanksgiving draws near, I think we need to remember that once upon a time... somewhere... somehow... Luther Reigns ate peas.

They really dropped the ball by not releasing a claymation holiday special where a grinchy Luther Reigns learns the true meaning of Thanksgiving

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

It just now occurred to me that he quite possibly named his son after Owen Hart. :3:

He's stated on twitter that's where the name comes from.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

bobkatt013 posted:

Terminators do not sing

Wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJJjycrT0RA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Bret slagging anybody for wrestling a predictable match is hilarious

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

HHH broke Taker after their WM27 match. Taker won, but HHH walked out. No one's ever done that. Taker's goal is to prove to HHH that he can't get it done. Shawn's in there because he was forced to accept Taker's better than him (in kayfabe) and in theory could want revenge (and help his best friend in the process), adding drama to the match. HHH threw everything he had at him (and HBK for that matter) and it meant nothing. Taker was still better.

Also you could see Trips getting more and more frustrated as his attempts to put down Taker failed. Finally he hits a point where he stops being angry at Taker and starts being terrified of his folly. It was pretty awesome.

HBK spends most of the match confused/conflicted and selling the gravity of the situation too.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

KungFu Grip posted:

I've seen one or two old OVW matches, and the fact that the ring is right up against a wall just bugs the poo poo out of me. Also Excalibur and I assume Dino Winwood just tearing the poo poo out of that handicap match, and mostly Teddy Hart & Crew, had me dying.

I think that's Disco Machine on commentary with Excalibur, and that match is the best bit on Botchamania in ages

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Bocc Kob posted:

That must have been the greatest Thunder ever. Buff Bagwell and La Parka a tag team! :aaa:

The team breaks up a week later when Buff lays down for a pin and gives the infamous "DID I DO A GOOD ENOUGH JOB FOR YOU, RUSSO" line and then Double J shows up in the company and breaks a guitar over his head.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

The first half of Botchamania 226 is really really weak. Are we really counting someone saying "literally" or Maffew merely assuming someone is about to corpse as botches?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Why is he performing a diving senton onto a cask multiple times

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

The mini-match HBK and Taker had at the end of the Royal Rumble was, by itself, a better build than just about every other Undertaker WM match

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

This is wrestling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttsDjZrI8NI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF3WUiYVVAA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

420 superkick women in the face every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0IeA8LVDkQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

This is now the backyard wrestling thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pudVQ-b9wVI

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

If they wanted to drum up interest in the show, telling me that Michael Elgin peed on a woman for nebulous reasons and I must tune in to find out is an interesting way to do it.

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