What tripped El Hadji Diouf? A GBS Photoshop Project

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Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

wyoming posted:

She's just so happy about it.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 03:30

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Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

You's kids gots talent, these are so awesome

Tried to make him into a hockey player but I failed miserably

# ? Feb 6, 2011 03:38

ursa_minor: Oct 17, 2006; I'm hella in tents.

HopWallace posted:

Even off the field he's just a clumsy motherfucker.

Some threads just turn magic on the first page. This is one of them.
Looks like it's time to dust off the ol' gif making skills.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 03:39

RizieN: May 15, 2004; and it was still hot.

Everyone else's are sooooo much better. But I spent a little time on it and here it is anyway;

If only I had some better/original ideas...

Also, is there really a thread about T. Finn and image manipulation? Or am I very gullible (or I just want it to be true)?

edit; ugh, the speed's all hosed up. I might fix it in a little bit.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 03:45

Anony Mouse: Jan 30, 2005; A name means nothing on the battlefield. After a week, no one has a name.; Lipstick Apathy

Man he sure is clumsy for being a pro athlete.

Feel free to use this as a base for him tripping over __________.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 04:04

doctor 7: Oct 10, 2003; In the grim darkness of the future there is only Oakley.

Trochanter posted:

Oh my God this one is incredible.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 04:35

sigher: Apr 22, 2008; My guiding Moonlight...

Trochanter posted:

Him flying out of frame makes it.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 04:48

Useless: Sep 13, 2003; I'm keeping three or four fingers crossed you get a buick up the ass before the night is over.

Trochanter posted:

I know it's been quoted a million times but this is one of the hardest laughs I've ever had in a Photoshop thread. This whole thread is astounding.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 04:51

cadfael: Nov 7, 2010

# ? Feb 6, 2011 05:02

Bubble-T: Dec 26, 2004; You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.

Trochanter posted:

wyoming posted:

HopWallace posted:

Even off the field he's just a clumsy motherfucker.

Amazing stuff so far.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 05:10

Trochanter: Sep 14, 2007; It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!

# ? Feb 6, 2011 05:48

toby: Dec 4, 2002

Trochanter posted:

Dude where have you been since 2007, you do some quality goddamn work!

# ? Feb 6, 2011 06:08

acejackson42: Mar 27, 2005; You didn't say what I think you said...

I have seem some drat incredible threads in my time here, but I honestly can say I haven't laughed by lungs out like this on the first frickin page. Holy crap, Trochanter, you almost put me in the hospital with the first one and the second one started it all up again.

You think I'd be used to it by now, but man, this place...

# ? Feb 6, 2011 06:17

Checkered Slacks: Apr 22, 2010

# ? Feb 6, 2011 06:32

good luck kitten: Aug 18, 2004; Tripping the light fantastic

Trochanter posted:

This is fantastic, really makes me want to learn how to make gifs myself.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 06:33

forward pass: Dec 9, 2005; Y'all get back now.

He's a terrible tackler as well.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 06:35

yo mamma a Horus: Apr 7, 2008; Nap Ghost

Checkered Slacks posted:

The "Toasty!" echoes in my head when I see this.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 06:35

Kieselguhr Kid: May 16, 2010; WHY USE ONE WORD WHEN SIX FUCKING PARAGRAPHS WILL DO?

(If this post doesn't passive-aggressively lash out at one of the women in Auspol please send the police to do a welfare check.)

In my defense, it's Sunday and there was nothing to do:

(I know the explosion goes over the channel logo. Shove off.)

e: \/ Oh, don't give me that. Give it your best schoolboy try, man.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 07:28

loud dildo: Jan 26, 2011; by Cowcaster

Kieselguhr Kid posted:

In my defense, it's Sunday and there was nothing to do:

(I know the explosion goes over the channel logo. Shove off.)

You know when you're in grade school and you just showcased a really detailed model of the solar system at the science fair, and then that little rear end in a top hat in the booth next to you unveils a working fusion reactor? I'm not sure I have the will to finish my solar system now.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 07:51

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

Kieselguhr Kid posted:

In my defense, it's Sunday and there was nothing to do:

(I know the explosion goes over the channel logo. Shove off.)

e: \/ Oh, don't give me that. Give it your best schoolboy try, man.

This is amazing.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 08:08

tazman: Jan 23, 2005; hammer time

I sure hope someone's working on a Zidane version.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 08:19

Yabanjin: Feb 13, 2007; I AM smiling.

tazman posted:

I sure hope someone's working on a Zidane version.

In fact I was.

Eidt:

Kieselguhr Kid posted:

In my defense, it's Sunday and there was nothing to do:

If they don't cure your cancer after this, I don't know what. So many incredible posts here...

# ? Feb 6, 2011 08:46

ColHannibal: Sep 17, 2007

Robert Patrick posted:

There was a thread about it, maybe it's in archives now. It was called something like "So, my ex-wife wasn't too impressed with her Christmas card..."

I looked everywhere and can not find it, I need to see this.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 08:57

A Real Happy Camper: Dec 11, 2007; These children have taught me how to believe.

GET EQUIPPED WITH

SOCCER TRIP

# ? Feb 6, 2011 09:56

nice mattimer: Mar 3, 2008; the wind that shakes the buttcheeks

This thread makes me glad I'm the one that absorbed my twin in the womb.

vvv I feel like that's illegal in most states

# ? Feb 6, 2011 10:48

Suntory BOSS: Apr 17, 2006

Teach you to spit on kids! :colbert:

# ? Feb 6, 2011 11:02

Dieting Hippo: Jan 5, 2006; THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of soccer fans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

vvvvv Absolutely beautiful.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 11:11

Everdraed: Sep 7, 2003; _{spankety, spankety, spankety}

I agree, extraterrestrial involvement is the only plausible explanation.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 11:19

irlZaphod: Mar 26, 2004; Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Holy Calamity! posted:

If anyone could compose a simplistic how-to guide to editing animated .gifs I'd be greatly appreciative. It seems like animated-gif photoshops are way more common than they used to be, so I assume people have some pretty solid strategies but googling for guides isn't yielding much. I'm always completely baffled as to how people do it when these threads pop up. Just the basics, what program to use, what tools to use to cut out certain bits, how to incorporate them into another gif without editing the thing frame-by-frame (or is that how people do it?) etc.

I'm afraid that's what you have to do. A general jist is that you make an image with a bunch of layers, which will act as a series of frames. As far as I know, there's no "easy" way to do it. I'm always amazed when people come up with stuff so quickly, it always takes me ages.

Some really great submissions so far though, Diouf is a terrible man who deserves to have Lucy pull the ball away from him before he kicks it.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 11:22

agrielaios: Dec 25, 2009

Dieting Hippo posted:

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of soccer fans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

vvvvv Absolutely beautiful.

Up till this it was a healthy laugh, but this masterpiece of paradox made me roar laughing, drat, I forced myself not to look at the screen for a few minutes!

SA forums make you live longer and just a bit more sarcastic, kids.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 11:33

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

my bad reworking of a classic gif

# ? Feb 6, 2011 11:47

JustAnother Fat Guy: Dec 22, 2009; Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!

Dieting Hippo posted:

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of soccer fans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

vvvvv Absolutely beautiful.

Holy. poo poo. This is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen.

See you all in the goldmine.

# ? Feb 6, 2011 11:49

Gibmiser: Feb 20, 2006; Bored.

Jesus loving christ guys! Keep em coming so I can die happy from a laughing fit

# ? Feb 6, 2011 11:51

Angryhead: Apr 4, 2009; Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Alejandro

I've been watching a ton of Monty Python lately...

# ? Feb 6, 2011 11:57

origami manatee: Oct 21, 2010; I made food

Everdraed posted:

I agree, extraterrestrial involvement is the only plausible explanation.

That is amazing

Also,

# ? Feb 6, 2011 12:33

Bays_: Jan 31, 2006

forward pass posted:

He's a terrible tackler as well.

Not enough love for this one. Diouf can't handle "BEAST MODE"

# ? Feb 6, 2011 15:49

xenocidebrm: Oct 29, 2007

Captain Novolin posted:

GET EQUIPPED WITH

SOCCER TRIP

These have all been great, but this is the first to make me laugh out loud literally. And now I've got the boss introduction music stuck in my head!

# ? Feb 6, 2011 15:55

Demonachizer: Aug 7, 2004

Robert Patrick posted:

There was a thread about it, maybe it's in archives now. It was called something like "So, my ex-wife wasn't too impressed with her Christmas card..."

Anyone have a link?

# ? Feb 6, 2011 16:13

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I tried googling like a good internet user, but nothing. We need to read this!!

# ? Feb 6, 2011 16:53

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lil sartre: Feb 12, 2009; by Y Kant Ozma Post

LE0N posted:

Loves to spit and loving hates kids.

That's interesting considering he has a charity dedicated to helping kids in Senegal

# ? Feb 6, 2011 19:12

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