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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > What tripped El Hadji Diouf? A GBS Photoshop Project
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qntm
Jun 17, 2009

Trochanter posted:



I just noticed that right at the end the ball drops on his head and smacks it into the ground one more time. Excellent work

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

LE0N posted:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...l-of-shame.html

Nov 2004:
Double spitting disgrace. He is fined £500 for spitting at an 11-year-old Middlesbrough supporter and then, later that same month, Bolton fine him a fortnight's wages and ban him for three games after he spat at Portsmouth captain Arjan de Zeeuw. Diouf admits he showed a "lack of moral responsibility".

March 2003:
While at Liverpool, Diouf was fined two weeks wages by the club, £5,000 by the Glasgow Sheriff Court and handed a two-match ban after spitting at Celtic supporters during a Uefa Cup tie at Celtic Park.

Sept 2009:
Investigated by police for allegedly make racist comment to white ball boy during Blackburn's 3-0 defeat to Everton.

Loves to spit and loving hates kids.

Also http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/...cup-third-round

"Proper disappointed that El Hadji Diouf was in my ear while am on the deck with a broken leg saying 'gently caress you and gently caress your leg.'"

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Sutureself
Sep 23, 2007

Well, here's my answer...

First time editing animated gifs, holy balls that's tedious! Could have used a couple more frames after the hit but I've already killed my morning.

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Sir Winston
Jul 27, 2009


 This thread is absolutely incredible.

I am just so so pleased he wasn't in a Blackburn Rovers shirt when he did this, never liked him playing for us so this has made my evening.

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Chernabog
Apr 16, 2007

I may be wrong but I'm never in doubt.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

lil sartre posted:

That's interesting considering he has a charity dedicated to helping kids in Senegal

Maybe he just hates white kids?

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SuperFurryAnimal
May 10, 2004
Super Furry Animal

Chernabog posted:


Haha I love it!

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sarr
Mar 24, 2008

Citizen, what is your name?

Chernabog posted:



Oh my god you just sent me back 20 years, brilliant!

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Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007


Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Sir Winston posted:

This thread is absolutely incredible.

I am just so so pleased he wasn't in a Blackburn Rovers shirt when he did this, never liked him playing for us so this has made my evening.

He's not a bad player, and from what has been written about him he's a nice guy off the field. He's just an absolute stinkyhole on the pitch.

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Morganus_Starr
Jan 28, 2001

Chernabog posted:



Hahahah. This is one of the best .gifs I've ever seen on the forums. Kudos.

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squirt the daisies
Apr 26, 2009

Immortal Wombat? That game is for pantywaists!

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GnatKingCoal
Dec 17, 2008

You, Sir, are UNAmerican!


 Three pages and no Floating Head of Patrick Duffy?

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Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

GnatKingCoal posted:

Three pages and no Floating Head of Patrick Duffy?

He'd be here if I had photoshop on this computer. It was the first thing that came to mind for me.

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Wingless
Mar 3, 2009

Gloves: So as not to touch this filthy reality.

Flash sucks for exporting gifs.

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runupon cracker
Jan 13, 2006

This will hurt me more than it hurts you.

GnatKingCoal posted:

Three pages and no Floating Head of Patrick Duffy?

I'm also surprised there hasn't been a "force push" version, but quite thankful!

These submissions have been wonderful, this is truly a magical thread.

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tyblazitar
Oct 29, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

runupon cracker posted:

I'm also surprised there hasn't been a "force push" version, but quite thankful!
Look at the fourth post above yours. You're welcome.

Best thread in a long time, can't wait to see more amazing submissions!

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Obnoxious Brit
Feb 16, 2008

Absolutely unbearable


 God drat this thread is knocking it out of the goddamn park.

Voted golden manbabies.

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RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005

Chernabog posted:



This is absolutely phenomenal.

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Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

CHAIRMAN RAPEAPE SHISH-K-FUCKED MY MOMMY

Chernabog posted:



Oh man, I'm gonna have to find my copy and play that game now.

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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful



 What is that from? I've seen it before but I don't know what it's from.

I do have to agree though, it is fantastic.

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Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

Migishu posted:

What is that from? I've seen it before but I don't know what it's from.

I do have to agree though, it is fantastic.

Out of this World / Another World. It was on SNES and PC, and they've recently released an HD remake: http://www.anotherworld.fr/anotherworld_uk/index.htm

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Krenzo
Nov 10, 2004

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008

I never asked for this
lama, sheriff Truman.

Migishu posted:

What is that from? I've seen it before but I don't know what it's from.

I do have to agree though, it is fantastic.

Here is a beautiful video compilation of all the Out of this World / Another World deaths -proclick-. The one in question starts at 0:25 - enjoy the nostalgia journey...

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Biggie Shorty
Oct 8, 2008


 It's like the stars are aligned and the universe's mightiest gif makers converged on this very thread at the same time.

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Krenzo posted:



This is great.

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010



 Haha yes this thread is loving amazing.
Gonna be goldmined so hard.

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Whack
Feb 14, 2008

Krenzo posted:



Well done sir

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Shmorky
Nov 6, 2002

IT'S TIM

 here, have these and have fun putting them into... I dunno, old NES games or some poo poo.
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c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

Shmorky posted:

here, have these and have fun putting them into... I dunno, old NES games or some poo poo.





Haha this is great.

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TheJoker138
Jan 1, 2008

The Clown Prince
Of Crime

Krenzo posted:



I've laughed out loud several times already in this thread, but this right here, holy loving poo poo. I wish I had but more than one 5 to give.

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bam fifteen
Jan 3, 2007

Chernabog posted:



I am so loving glad that you exist.

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Linx
Aug 14, 2008

It's an omen!

Krenzo posted:



This is fantastic. I really want to see a Scorpion 'get over here' version now. Sadly I lack the ability to do it myself

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RandyF
Oct 27, 2000

K100 W900 T800 C500
TRUCKS TRUCKS TRUCKS!!!

Three pages and no Patrick Duffy? I've been here too long!

These are fantastic, guys... I wish I had the skills to contribute.

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Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

Everdraed posted:

I agree, extraterrestrial involvement is the only plausible explanation.


I'm disappointed that your .gif didn't terrify the hell out of me.

Just kidding this is fantastic and there's not a single entry in here that isn't hilarious and awesome.

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Wingless
Mar 3, 2009

Gloves: So as not to touch this filthy reality.

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Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 5, 2010

Right about now

Wingless posted:



Good lord this thread loving rules. Good show everyone everyone.

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Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007
It's no sin to take off your skin and dance around in your bones!

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Mr.Almighty
Feb 8, 2007

Wingless posted:



Holy gently caress. My favorite so far.

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Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Trochanter posted:



Holy poo poo, great job!

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MonkeeKong
May 17, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post

 This thread has topped it self several times over. Easily the best I've seen for a long time.

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