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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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ChaosSamusX posted:

This is one of the most baffling things I have read recently.

"Sexual jihad" is a fantastic term and needs to be used more often.

Possibly as a pro wrestler's nickname.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Jut posted:

PRISM drove him even further into his paranoid psychosis. He's just hiding in th desert where they can't find him. The FBI missing persons list is just part of the conspiracy to track him down so they can interrogate him.

It was Kyoon! He was Kyoon all along! All alo*Is grabbed by thugs and stuffed into a black van*

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Joementum posted:

"We had our own civil war. It started in my state." ~ Senator Lindsey Graham, today in Egypt on a diplomatic mission with John McCain.

"I sure do love singing! Wait, why is everyone looking at me funny, my notes are perfectly on pitch."

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Nenonen posted:



:drat: that's a goon-rear end honkey!

Erick Rowan?! Bray Wyatt is not going to be pleased about this. :mad:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Jesus, this thing is going off the rails. It was bad enough to massacre unarmed protesters, shooting journalists is just the cherry on top of the poo poo sundae. :psyduck:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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IT Guy posted:

Well, it's kind of worked, head on over to reddit

Found the problem!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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This Jacket Is Me posted:

Nevermind, mathed wrong. Here's a funny picture:

Looks like you cocked up the post. :smug:






And now back to your regularly scheduled Middle East thread.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Holy moly, Saudi Arabia is dropping the hammer.

I'm sad about Al Jazeera. No one should be able to lean on the press like that—especially press that does a fantastic job. :( Then again, not perfect world, etc.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Miltank posted:

This just got posted in GBS

Oh, well, there's your problem.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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illrepute posted:

I don't really follow Turkish politics, what's the over/under of Erdogan and his party weathering the fallout of this corruption scandal now that he's (apparently) acting like a crazy man, banning twitter, etc?

Vegas gave the line at 115, I'm not sure how much Erdogan can score so I'd probably take the under.




(You want "odds" there)

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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PleasingFungus posted:

This is some Poe's Law poo poo, man.

Can we put Brown Moses' nothing but predictable on the blog or something? That would probably shut him up.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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OwlBot 2000 posted:

Ask Somalia or Central Africa.

This is a depressing way to start my Monday, because it's spot on. :smith:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Muffiner posted:

What's worse is people seeing it as "the solution". As long as the Them are contained and limited to killing each other, it's business as usual!

What gets me is the utter nihilism of it all. Everyone's killing everyone, both sides are funded by major players in the area, there's no solution in sight, hope is at an all-time low, and now the rest of the world just wants to segregate it away so they don't have to deal with the constant reminder they're powerless to do anything.

I honestly don't think this'll be over until Syria's been reduced to a smoldering crater and the very few people left are just utterly goddamn tired of fighting over the ashes.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Ardennes posted:

So the debate is which horrible death is preferable and thus "more humane"? Dying from smoke inhalation, burns from the WP itself or secondary fires is going to be extremely painful as well. Both are cruel weapons and if you are trying to split hairs over it I have to really question your motives.

Yeah. Both are horrible, neither should be used. But, this whole discussion distracts from the point that chlorine gas is being used on people in Syria, which is the important bit.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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This may be a stupid question and/or hyperbole, but are we approaching a World War I situation with the Middle East right now? It seems like Syria's conflict is spilling over into other countries and could conceivably cause a domino effect.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Muffiner posted:

Kalabi literately means 'dog-like'.

Coincidence? :tinfoil:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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StabbinHobo posted:

what's the state of things inside SA? is there any chance he could kick off an uprising there?

Nah, he'd get banned after two bad posts in FYAD. :v:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Deteriorata posted:

ISIS can take out Assad, then everybody can gang up on ISIS without reservations.

My fear is that this ends up like the Taliban, where everyone goes, "Not my problem. :shrug:" until they, I don't know, harbor an international criminal when a major western power wants revenge or something.

I want to believe everyone will realize ISIS is a threat to all of them and smear them on the ground when/if Assad falls, but I somehow have my doubts. :smith:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Just more proof that D&D is turning into a giant echo chamber. :rolleyes:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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OctaviusBeaver posted:

The funniest part of this is that they fought the US so hard when we tried to install a democracy but when ISIS rolls up with their murderbrigade to set up a theocracy they roll over and die without a fight. Except the Kurds I guess. Maybe this is just what Iraqis really want.

:stare:

You... realize the people who "fought us so hard" are probably incredibly similar to (if not the exact same) people who are in charge of the murderbrigade? It's not like what was left of the government in Iraq was going, "Man, you guys. I'd love to work with you, but I'm too busy planning these decapitations in Fallujah. Can you can call me back?"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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the JJ posted:

Unless they are the politest terrorists ever, helpfully providing maps and directing traffic.

"In twenty miles, turn left at the IED."

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Xandu posted:

Looks like Sisi is maneuvering to free foreign journalists, passed a law allowing them to serve the sentence in their home countries. In prison.

How magnanimous.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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GreyjoyBastard posted:

Home countries: "oh, yeah, sure, we'll jail em." They mysteriously fail to do so, Sisi mysteriously fails to follow up. Tadaa!

J33uk posted:

Holy poo poo what is going on with message control lately?

Feature, not a bug. They're testing appetite for another excursion. I'm not necessarily against it if they go in with a plan, actually help stabilize the region, and then GTFO (hahahahahhahahahahaha nope), but it's gonna take a lot of convincing to get past memories of Iraq.

I mean, not that Obama himself needs public approval, but he'd probably like Hillary or whoever to have a shot in 2016, so.

Chokes McGee fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Nov 13, 2014

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Invicta{HOG}, M.D. posted:

Nihilists! gently caress me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Well, they finally did it. They killed our loving thread.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Peta posted:

There was a lot of trolling on Socrates's record, too.

I liked this one. This right here is the thinking man's troll.

Now carry through on it and drink a lethal dose of hemlock. :getin:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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McDowell posted:

The mask must come off for a new period of brutal honesty. This is the only way to overcome ISIL, Putin, and all the other real dangers confronting America. KSA, Iran, and Israel must be reminded who the real superpowers are.

:stare:

"Hey, guys, it turns out we were the monsters this entire time. Rather than be properly chastised and then move forward with the goal of rehabilitation, let's bomb the entire world until they submit to our glorious might."



e: I seem to remember you making actual reasonable posts, McDowell, so I'm going to assume you're trolling here. Especially since the alternative is that you've secretly been a bloodthirsty psychopath this entire time :psyduck:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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My Imaginary GF posted:

Issue: Syria is not a tropical jungle with seasonal monsoons. Much easier to spot and bomb ISIS than it would be the Vietkong. If Assad had more firepower, ISIS would be a non-issue.

Aw man. MGIF's gimmick now makes me want to see Rahm as Secretary of State, just for the black humor of it.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Too heavy, Rahm. Too heavy.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Brown Moses posted:

I've been helping 60 Minutes on a piece about the August 21st Sarin attacks that'll be broadcast on Sunday. They managed to get some unpublished videos, including those showing female victims of the attack that weren't put online, which led to some people trying to make out there were actually no female victims, but these videos show that's bullshit for sure.

Me and Bellingcat investigation team have also won the Special Hanns-Joachim Friedrichs Prize

I think I may be the first non-German to win it.

Jawsome. Don't stop there. Get a Pullitzer. Legitimize all of Something Awful. :getin:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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My Imaginary GF posted:

I know this may be hard for you to understand, MightyPeon, state media is bias and promotes the agenda of whatever administration is in power in a nation.

Irony, thy name is Rahm.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Darth Walrus posted:

The problem is that that calling out leads to giant, horrible derails while the good, interesting stuff gets buried and/or shunted off to one side. See also, most of the I/P thread.

I complained about the same thing over in QCS. The basic response was "Stimulates discussion so more good than harm, we'll probate him whenever it gets to be too much." I don't agree but I can respect that opinion.

The funny thing is, when they're not gimmick posting, MIGF and Amergin seem pretty cool. Every now and then they let the mask drop and you can see backstage, and they're actually pretty creative and clever about riling people up. I think it was MIGF who suggested I ask the loudmouth conservatives at my poker game their opinions about gay marriage and then call in to C-SPAN with them :getin:

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