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metalfingers: Jul 9, 2005; hurf

# ? May 5, 2011 23:22

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# ? May 24, 2013 15:42

Yad Rock: Mar 1, 2005

Bemp. Some recent favs of mine

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# ? May 21, 2011 21:58

ruggala: Oct 22, 2005; Coo coo cachoo

twitter.com/talesofcrack

# ? May 23, 2011 23:07

gregarious Ted: Jun 6, 2005

ruggala posted:

twitter.com/talesofcrack

That's you. No posting your own

# ? May 24, 2011 08:10

ruggala: Oct 22, 2005; Coo coo cachoo

gregarious Ted posted:

That's you. No posting your own

Not me. Quote from my landlord.

# ? May 24, 2011 11:08

Yad Rock: Mar 1, 2005

Please adhere to the rules in the PYF Twitter thread. Don't make me call the police.

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# ? May 25, 2011 01:18

Casual Male XL Fan: May 26, 2008

# ? May 25, 2011 01:36

Y-Hat: Feb 10, 2007; Birdemic 2: Koholint Island

dril is the perfect example of quality over quantity. The last tweet on his Favstar page has 20 favorites.

http://favstar.fm/users/dril

Here are some non-dril tweets.

# ? May 25, 2011 05:31

Little Blue Couch: Oct 19, 2007; already the places we shared have grown with beauty and significance

Here are three tweets from some established tweeters

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Little Blue Couch fucked around with this message at May 25, 2011 around 22:41

# ? May 25, 2011 13:28

Spaticus: Feb 25, 2007; Understanding what thread you're in is futile the monkey said as it double-clicked the report button.

I tweeted Taco Johns this morning

# ? May 25, 2011 14:36

El Jeffe: Dec 24, 2009; Oh no, my one weakness!

I'm worried about Horse_ebooks:

Also, some rear end in a top hat made his 81 year old dad a twitter and told him it was Google. The results are hilarious:

oldmansearch posted:

was the great gatsby jewish?

what is the smallest kind of steak?

swim pnats

swim pants.

eggs give me a headache

famous whales

did hitler have kids?

less salty ham

polite word for mexican

how many types of omlettes are there?

is alex trebek really smart

And many more.

# ? Jun 3, 2011 22:00

Trainmonk: Jul 4, 2007

Hahaha... Polite word for mexican. (there are none)

# ? Jun 3, 2011 23:26

Y-Hat: Feb 10, 2007; Birdemic 2: Koholint Island

El Jeffe posted:

Also, some rear end in a top hat made his 81 year old dad a twitter and told him it was Google. The results are hilarious:

And many more.

Even though that's probably fake, I think it's funny anyway.

I'm also going to use this post for a soapbox for Twitter people to pledge money to charity so that Smash Mouth can eat two dozen eggs on stage. We've pledged over $2,000! It started with this tweet:

# ? Jun 4, 2011 05:51

corpuscollossus: Apr 19, 2007

# ? Jun 4, 2011 06:38

Warrahooyaargh: Sep 15, 2007; Oh the mundanity

Still giggling about this one:

@charltonbrooker Charlie Brooker
'I Believe I Can Fly' is a much better song when you replace each instance of the word 'believe' with the word 'reckon'.
1 Jun via TweetDeck

# ? Jun 4, 2011 07:36

corpuscollossus: Apr 19, 2007

# ? Jun 5, 2011 18:35

Y-Hat: Feb 10, 2007; Birdemic 2: Koholint Island

# ? Jun 13, 2011 06:05

Yad Rock: Mar 1, 2005

Oh my god you guys simply MUST check out @CHEATS2000 very bizarre tweets, but understandable if you've ever used a Gameshark/Game Genie

# ? Jun 22, 2011 01:18

Z.S. Ghost: Jan 1, 2008; Odd Fire Wolf Gang

This seems like the right place to ask this -

What's with the RIP Graeyalien tweets? Where'd that come from?

Here are some tweets to contribute:

quote:

@DanaJGould I think we can all agree that if Casey Anthony was black, and her child was a white policeman, and the judge was a robot, and...

@TastyCamelGhost Male, female, ghost, bird #fourgenders

@dril apparenlty yelling "where the gently caress is garfield" at comic con 2011 is not only frowned upon, but illegal

@AGentleBrees Storm Future Gulf Coast Kill Them All #BadHurricaneNames

Z.S. Ghost fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2011 around 18:57

# ? Aug 7, 2011 18:52

Yad Rock: Mar 1, 2005

Z.S. Ghost posted:

This seems like the right place to ask this -

What's with the RIP Graeyalien tweets? Where'd that come from?

He just hasn't tweeted in a couple months. Luckily he didn't delete his account THIS TIME so the tweets are still there for your RT-ing pleasure

Anyway here are some of my recent faves...

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# ? Aug 7, 2011 19:11

Casual Male XL Fan: May 26, 2008

# ? Aug 12, 2011 20:33

Napolean Bonerfarts: Dec 11, 2003; I hold the crap in my colon so the crap gets harder

This is the greatest tweet known to man. Nothing will ever top this. NOTHING.

https://twitter.com/!/DogBountyHunter/status/59828941883584513

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# ? Sep 19, 2011 01:03

Napolean Bonerfarts: Dec 11, 2003; I hold the crap in my colon so the crap gets harder

I almost died after reading this. iNotQuiet is one of my favorite people on Twitter because he's so paranoid and he thinks he is going to be President.

https://twitter.com/!/iNotQuiet/status/115574676843008000

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# ? Sep 20, 2011 01:15

Y-Hat: Feb 10, 2007; Birdemic 2: Koholint Island

graeyalien started tweeting again!

My favorite account at the moment is BARTSIMSON_REAL.

Here's the best of the rest. Has horse_ebooks really been hacked? I'm getting conflicting reports about whether it has or not.

Also there is an actual picture of a pig with poo poo on its own balls that made the rounds on Twitter, hence the tweet by doctor_ass.

# ? Sep 20, 2011 06:17

RICH NIGGA TEETH: Dec 25, 2007; PARADOL EX FAN CLUB

I loved the spontaneous joy that filled my feed when graeyalien started posting again.

That being said, I'm pretty much following very similar people to people posting here, so there's probably not much original here but they're all what I consider some of the best. ConorTripler has become one of my favourite tweeters.

RICH NIGGA TEETH fucked around with this message at Sep 20, 2011 around 12:39

# ? Sep 20, 2011 12:30

Zeether: Aug 26, 2011

@KenJennings Ken Jennings
Protip: the abbreviation "etc." at the end of a list stands for "et cetera," which is Latin for "...and Peter Cetera."

@hellospaceman Christo
Apparently people are using "inbox" as a verb. If somebody asks me to inbox them my details, I will emergency room their face.

Ken Jennings sometimes comes up with the funniest tweets. Also, Pat Sajak used to be on Twitter and made some hilarious Wheel of Fortune tweets including asking people to suggest stuff for "Famous Criminals Week" but then his account closed, probably because the Wheel producers didn't like it.

Zeether fucked around with this message at Sep 20, 2011 around 12:50

# ? Sep 20, 2011 12:47

Y-Hat: Feb 10, 2007; Birdemic 2: Koholint Island

Ozzie Guillen is the second-best verified baseball account on Twitter, the first obviously being Jose Canseco.

# ? Sep 29, 2011 12:08

Tre Past Cool!: Jun 28, 2008

# ? Oct 1, 2011 01:47

Tre Past Cool!: Jun 28, 2008

Also PeanutFreeMom owns.

# ? Oct 10, 2011 01:51

Haier: Aug 10, 2007; Operate

Richter gives me a chuckle at least once a day.

# ? Oct 10, 2011 03:01

gregarious Ted: Jun 6, 2005

Is PeanutFreeMum real? Either way it's hilarious.

# ? Oct 10, 2011 06:55

Captain Novolin: Dec 11, 2007; These children have taught me how to believe.

I think this twitter bot is gaining sentience.

# ? Oct 10, 2011 08:07

Yad Rock: Mar 1, 2005

gregarious Ted posted:

Is PeanutFreeMum real? Either way it's hilarious.

http://twitter.com/#!/PeanutFreeMom...847768806264832

# ? Oct 11, 2011 02:39

Y-Hat: Feb 10, 2007; Birdemic 2: Koholint Island

After looking at PeanutFreeMom's favstar page... yeah, that's gotta be fake.

# ? Oct 11, 2011 04:37

Binowru: Feb 14, 2007; I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

So I guess Kim Kardashian got married today or something?

# ? Oct 11, 2011 07:57

Tre Past Cool!: Jun 28, 2008

Y-Hat posted:

After looking at PeanutFreeMom's favstar page... yeah, that's gotta be fake.

http://favstar.fm/users/PeanutFreeMom

That's not really all that far out for a mom to joke about.

Here's the tell. v

I do wonder how many of her followers see a tweet like "I wish I had time to 'Occupy Wallstreet', but #AsAMother, I can't justify fitting meaningless protests into my hectic schedule." and think to themselves "Amen, sister." She has over 16,000 so it's likely a lot of them think she's funny for different reasons than we do, which is why it's such a brilliant account.

In case y'all haven't seen it.

Tre Past Cool! fucked around with this message at Oct 11, 2011 around 12:56

# ? Oct 11, 2011 12:01

Yad Rock: Mar 1, 2005

Some more recent favs of mine

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# ? Oct 29, 2011 19:55

Livingston: Jun 28, 2007; hiiitsss

# ? Nov 9, 2011 16:57

MrSaturn: Sep 8, 2004; Go ahead, laugh. They all laugh at first...

Some recent tweets by Aziz Ansari (from his tumblr):

Aziz Ansari: On flight back to LA. Bored as gently caress. Might start blasting N*ggas in Paris on my laptop just if everyone starts goin gorillas. #HUH!

Aziz Ansari: Oh man. Just spoke to the Captain of the flight. He�s down to do this�

Aziz Ansari: �Folks this is your captain speaking, air traffic control is diverting our course� we�re about to head to Paris�.�

Aziz Ansari: WE JUST THREW THE THRONE ON ON THE INTERCOM!!! WHOLE CABIN IS GOIN GORILLAS!! WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!

Aziz Ansari: THE CAP�N IS ON YE�S VERSE, I�M HANDLING JAY�S DUTIES!! THE PLANE IS GOIN H.A.M.!!! BEST FLIGHT BACK TO LA EVER!!!!!

Aziz Ansari: WHOLE PLANE CHANTING �THAT poo poo CRA!� �THAT poo poo CRA!� FLIGHT ATTENDANTS PULLING OUT BOTTLES OF ACE! MAKE IT 2!! #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: Some dude asked us to quiet down, flight attendant throws fish filet him on on the filet line! #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: Flight attendant grabbing hung up coats �Is that jacket Margiela?� #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: WHOLE PLANE CHANTING �DON�T LET ME GET IN MY ZZOOOOOONE!� #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: Several passengers at cockpit. Upset. OH poo poo. Cap�n goes �WHO GON STOP ME HUH?!� #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: WE BLASTING �WHO GON STOP ME.� People grabbing duffle bags, �Black strap you know whats for!� #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: Capn to angry passengers - �Y�ALL WEED PURPLE, MY MONEY PURPLE, Y�ALL STEVE URKEL, I�M OPRAH�S CIRCLE!� #ThroneFlight #BestFlightoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: �Capn here. Just saw our inflight magazine. I�m upset. THE PAPER READ MURDER! BLACK ON BLACK MURDER!� #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: People popping bottles of Ace & tiny bags of peanuts everywhere!! #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: Everyone on flight yelled �CAN�T YA SEE THE AMERICAN AIRLINES JETS FLYING OVER YOU!� #Otis #ThroneFlight

Aziz Ansari: �Racks on Racks on Racks! (Luggage)� - Flight Attendant #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: WHOLE FLIGHT CREW ROCKING SUNGLASSES AND HOLDING ADVIL. #ThroneFlight #NoChurchintheFlight #BestFlighttoLAEver

Aziz Ansari: �Prince Williams aint do it right if you ask me cause I was him I woulda� - Capn �MARRIED KATE AND ASHLEY!� - Whole Cabin #ThroneFlight

Aziz Ansari: Dudes in the bathroom blazing. �What�s that smell? Oh I�m just boiling some agua!� #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver

# ? Nov 9, 2011 19:29

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Yad Rock: Mar 1, 2005

Whoops, nothing to see here folks! Moving along...

# ? Nov 17, 2011 02:33

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