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HateTheInternet: Dec 19, 2004; He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!

# ? Apr 18, 2012 18:23

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# ? May 24, 2013 00:27

Tre Past Cool!: Jun 28, 2008

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

# ? Apr 18, 2012 19:51

Binowru: Feb 14, 2007; I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

This one had me laughing like an idiot

# ? Apr 19, 2012 06:55

Livingston: Jun 28, 2007; hiiitsss

# ? Apr 20, 2012 12:55

Binowru: Feb 14, 2007; I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

They deleted @JoseCanseco's twitter nooo

# ? Apr 24, 2012 21:52

substance1987: Mar 29, 2008; The tide of evolution carries everything before it, thoughts no less than bodies, and persons no less than nations

Binowru posted:

They deleted @JoseCanseco's twitter nooo

RIP @JoseCanseco, stung by wasps, etc.

# ? Apr 24, 2012 22:03

cletepurcel: Oct 24, 2009; so why dont we
put him into a canan
and shoot him into the trolls base where
ever it is and let him kill all of them. its
so perfect that it can't go wrong.

i think its the best plan i
have ever heard in my life

substance1987 posted:

RIP @JoseCanseco, stung by wasps, etc.

Jose's publicist claims he did not delete the account but that it's something on Twitters end. So he may have been killed by bugs instead.

Edit: his account is now back! He claims that "aliens deleted it".

cletepurcel fucked around with this message at Apr 24, 2012 around 22:21

# ? Apr 24, 2012 22:07

substance1987: Mar 29, 2008; The tide of evolution carries everything before it, thoughts no less than bodies, and persons no less than nations

Of course they did, Jose. Of course they did.

Anyway, a few personal favorites, some of which are music parody related:

and

which led to...

# ? Apr 25, 2012 00:58

Druggachusettes: Jul 31, 2007

Conan O'brien: I looked in the bathroom mirror this morning and saw my Dad looking back at me. We should stop taking baths together.

# ? Apr 25, 2012 19:57

Power of Pecota: Aug 3, 2007; It is not this bad, there is hope, there is charity, there is sufficient joy, there is compassion, blah blah blah blah Charles Dickens' three ghosts visit Scrooge and he wakes up to life blah blah blah blah...

Just to cherry-pick a few from my favorited ones:

# ? Apr 26, 2012 11:53

Y-Hat: Feb 10, 2007; Birdemic 2: Koholint Island

# ? May 27, 2012 04:34

Casual Male XL Fan: May 26, 2008

Sorry about that folks some asshead hacked my twitter and posted about weight loss. I have changed my password and I hope nobody was too offended by this. Anyways, lets get back to hating on loving black people

# ? May 27, 2012 16:15

XIII: Feb 11, 2009

I stumbled across a mini-goldmine earlier today. I wish with everything in me that it wasn't a parody account. It just has to be a parody account...

# ? Jun 2, 2012 23:24

WeaponGradeSadness: Dec 27, 2010; The Napoleon of Crime

A few more from my favorites list:

# ? Jun 3, 2012 00:28

Hawkfather: Aug 18, 2010

Long post, but epic account. Gotta love anyone whose logo is a star spangled head of Osiris.

# ? Jun 7, 2012 15:20

Wells: Sep 21, 2008; THIS IS A BIZ!!!

# ? Jun 8, 2012 03:03

Violently Car: Dec 2, 2007; You are now entering completely darkness

I wish bandit would start tweeting again. He's got to be one of the funniest guys on Twitter. Case in point:

# ? Jun 8, 2012 03:47

het: Nov 14, 2002

Hawkfather posted:

Long post, but epic account. Gotta love anyone whose logo is a star spangled head of Osiris.

Wow that is profoundly hacky and unfunny

# ? Jun 8, 2012 04:05

deadwing: Mar 5, 2007; ...and something warm and soft just passed through here

Postin' some of my favourite tweets in this place

# ? Jun 8, 2012 04:10

Jeff Wiiver: Jul 13, 2007; So I parallel double park that mutha fucka sideways
Old folks talkin bout "Back in my day..."
But homie this is my day

het posted:

Wow that is profoundly hacky and unfunny

I'm pretty sure that dude just posted a screenshot of his own twitter account. He has 8 posts on the forums and 3 of them are related to that unfunny twitter account. Here's the thread he started about it (because obviously posting about it in this thread just wasn't enough).

# ? Jun 12, 2012 05:54

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

# ? Aug 12, 2012 07:11

Lance Streetman: Feb 20, 2011; Who needs armor when you've got mittens?

# ? Aug 12, 2012 07:29

nosebro: Feb 1, 2012; Hey, bros.

I love that love_that_goku

And then...

# ? Aug 12, 2012 07:40

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

Yes, sure.

# ? Aug 12, 2012 08:03

OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER: Jun 19, 2004; wow
so skull
rad
HAIL SATAN

# ? Aug 13, 2012 02:41

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005

# ? Aug 13, 2012 14:45

Livingston: Jun 28, 2007; hiiitsss

# ? Aug 15, 2012 20:17

Y-Hat: Feb 10, 2007; Birdemic 2: Koholint Island

Cool, this thread again.

# ? Aug 15, 2012 23:54

WeaponGradeSadness: Dec 27, 2010; The Napoleon of Crime

There's been some drat good tweets recently.

# ? Aug 16, 2012 01:04

MeinGott: May 23, 2009; ~im from space ya dig~

Nowhere near enough good tweets in this bitch.

# ? Aug 18, 2012 04:27

Mico: Jan 28, 2011; I call it Meowthstep.

Tweeter Rater sort of went off the deep end.

# ? Aug 18, 2012 07:05

Robot Lincoln: Feb 26, 2007; lookie lookie

This guy provides adequate amusement:

# ? Aug 18, 2012 19:55

Yad Rock: Mar 1, 2005

nosebro posted:

I love that love_that_goku

And then...

These aren't funny, they're just tweets from a party?? I guess you had to be there. Hey, you can be anywhere as long as it's not in this thread!

# ? Aug 19, 2012 21:18

redmercer: Sep 15, 2011; Can't post for 7 days!

# ? Aug 19, 2012 21:41

Z-Magic: Feb 19, 2011; They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs - it's the same thing. They have their five-year plans, so have I.

# ? Aug 19, 2012 23:20

Y-Hat: Feb 10, 2007; Birdemic 2: Koholint Island

Some context for this: Notch, the fedora-clad Minecraft creator, got married recently. A week or so later, his wife left him.

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# ? Aug 21, 2012 08:17

Ms. Chanandler Bong: Dec 20, 2008

# ? Aug 25, 2012 22:51

Casual Male XL Fan: May 26, 2008

Ms. Chanandler Bong posted:

yeah Buzz Aldrin is loving hilarious

# ? Aug 27, 2012 07:43

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

# ? Aug 27, 2012 08:11

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# ? May 24, 2013 00:27

FedoraDefender420: Feb 25, 2011; I don't care how much money or how many white boys 50 cent can shoot. In front of James Hetfield he is a little bitch

Woodmuffin has good taste in tweets and made a top 5.

# ? Aug 30, 2012 07:45

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