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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:


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kreayshawns talent
Jan 13, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Y-Hat posted:

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This is the guy who got banned for posting pedo crap in LF under the name notcatfish and later discussed how he wanted to gently caress his own sister.

Really not a good environment for anyone.

Y-Hat
Feb 10, 2007

Birdemic 2: Koholint Island

kreayshawns talent posted:

This is the guy who got banned for posting pedo crap in LF under the name notcatfish and later discussed how he wanted to gently caress his own sister.

Really not a good environment for anyone.
Somehow that's not surprising!

John Quixote
Mar 21, 2010

Dolly, if I go to work today,
I'm gonna kill somebody.


Many thanks to this topic for giving me tons of new people to follow on Twitter.

Contributions:



Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

hiiitsss


Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:


Livingston posted:



Holy crap, and now I gotta follow Steve Martin. (why wasn't I?)

Radock
Feb 27, 2012

I SAVE EVERY SCRAP OF PORN BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT I'LL BE INTO THREE MONTHS DOWN THE ROAD



Iron Sheik desperately needs to be a moderator for a GOP debate.

Binowru
Feb 14, 2007

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

I loving love Iron Sheik

Druggachusettes
Jul 31, 2007



Dissapointed Owl posted:

Holy crap, and now I gotta follow Steve Martin. (why wasn't I?)

Ya, his twitter is pretty great.

MindlessHavok
Jun 20, 2004

Please, Sammie.
They had a fan base.


~Tito~


Binowru posted:

I loving love Iron Sheik



I'm just happy I found out he's got a twitter account.

Iceberg1
Nov 16, 2011


Binowru posted:

I recently discovered the Humblebrag account and it is awesome.

Humblebrag is great, the guy that created that Harris Wittels is a writer - if your a fan of 'Eastbound and Down' he wrote the most recent episode.

Binowru
Feb 14, 2007

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Iceberg1 posted:

Humblebrag is great, the guy that created that Harris Wittels is a writer - if your a fan of 'Eastbound and Down' he wrote the most recent episode.

Yep, he's also a regular writer on Parks and Recreation and has a pretty funny twitter account of his own, @Twittels

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!


Livingston posted:



And yet again nobody gives a poo poo about Martin Short

jvempire
May 10, 2009





For people who don't know who Uffie is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1v2PtoxwNo

A few of the tweets the music artist Mr Oizo retweeted to promote his new album Stade 2.

gregarious Ted
Jun 6, 2005


I don't get any of those ^^

Anyway sheboyganscan is incredible and you should follow it now






I assume it auto tweets from a police scanner?

jvempire
May 10, 2009


gregarious Ted posted:

I don't get any of those ^^
First one make sure to read it like your on twitter (down to up). As for Uffie and Mr Oizo, Uffie is basically a pre-KE$HA (try imagining KE$HA working at an office). Mr Oizo recently released a new album and to hype it up he retweeted any mention of his new album, whether it was good or bad.


Dr. Spiderman
Oct 22, 2010

post so hard
ɯɐɯɹəpıds

I don't think you're following the right people if those are supposed to be funny ones

graey alien is still the best

kreayshawns talent
Jan 13, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post


http://twitter.com/#!/__MichaelJordan

I think the reason I find this so funny is because it's a perfect encapsulation of everything dumb about twitter- insipid yesteryear celebrity minute-by-minute updates



and people (probably the majority of his 11k followers) believing this is the real michael jordan



Bonus soul-deadening garbage about International Women's Day (mostly by self-hating women, fascinatingly enough)

kreayshawns talent fucked around with this message at Mar 8, 2012 around 22:06

Binowru
Feb 14, 2007

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

kreayshawns talent posted:

http://twitter.com/#!/__MichaelJordan

I think the reason I find this so funny is because it's a perfect encapsulation of everything dumb about twitter- insipid yesteryear celebrity minute-by-minute updates

The profile you are trying to view has been suspended.

Aww

laylow
Jan 24, 2008
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

lehan ‏ @leh0n Reply Retweet Favorited Open
im the bear of bad news. the bad news is im going to eat you

laylow
Jan 24, 2008
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Steve ‏ @extranapkins Reply Retweet Favorited Open
Welcome to Bread Court. All rise #bread

Dings ‏ @ItsDings Reply Retweeted Favorited Open
i need to poop and i also need to go to sleep. busy night

Steve ‏ @extranapkins Reply Retweeted Favorited Open
Wow, have fun "perceiving" things, I'll be here in my darkened cave intuiting truths about the world via pure reason.


lehan ‏ @leh0n Reply Retweet Favorited Open
moar boar urges you to drink responsibly

Don Dawning ‏ @DonsLawnSalon Reply Delete Favorited Open
ever go to the mall and become incrdibly anxisous that YOU are one of the ppl who everyone look at like "woah look at that guy"? not me.

het
Nov 14, 2002

the most metal mod ever


kreayshawns talent posted:

http://twitter.com/#!/__MichaelJordan

I think the reason I find this so funny is because it's a perfect encapsulation of everything dumb about twitter- insipid yesteryear celebrity minute-by-minute updates
It's a re-launch/ripoff of an old (generally funnier) Michael Jordan parody account from a few years ago:



They weren't all about root beer but it was a funny recurring bit

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog




This is from about an hour ago.

Dr. Spiderman
Oct 22, 2010

post so hard
ɯɐɯɹəpıds

Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

Who needs armor when you've got mittens?


I don't think this was posted yet.

Little Blue Couch
Oct 19, 2007

already the places we shared have grown with beauty and significance


Dr. Spiderman posted:



This one loving slayed me when I saw it

the lagomorph
Apr 22, 2008



When Neil Hamburger goes after pretty much any corporate twitter account, he brings his a-game. This, so far, is the one that makes me laugh the loudest.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.

So this happened.

Brain In A Jar
Apr 20, 2008



cletepurcel
Oct 24, 2009

so why dont we
put him into a canan
and shoot him into the trolls base where
ever it is and let him kill all of them. its
so perfect that it can't go wrong.

i think its the best plan i
have ever heard in my life

I don't know much about Zizek but I do know that zizek_ebooks is a quite underrated _ebooks derivative



Mescal
Jul 23, 2005



colbert said grassley's feed was good, correct

Avocados
Jul 31, 2010

Imagine growing a flower


I find twitter a little redundant with Facebook on the scene and don't use it much, but I think I found a new reason to log in every day. This is amazing.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?


I have been following #secondaryworldproblems and it is amazing.

Binowru
Feb 14, 2007

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Y-Hat
Feb 10, 2007

Birdemic 2: Koholint Island

Dr. Spiderman posted:

I don't think you're following the right people if those are supposed to be funny ones

graey alien is still the best

Everybody, go to drspiderman_md's Favstar page and retweet the one that says he'll murder someone if it reaches 15000 RTs.

I don't know why @AGentleBrees deleted his Twitter, but it's a drat shame.

Y-Hat fucked around with this message at Apr 17, 2012 around 17:14

57Hz
Jan 27, 2009

A white-noise buzzing sound.


Aesop Rock has had a few good ones lately.








I don't know how everyone else goes about it but TweepCap is pretty good for making quick screencaps of tweets.

gregarious Ted
Jun 6, 2005


Tweepcap is awesome, thanks. Also Aesop Rock is white?



Mescal
Jul 23, 2005



gregarious Ted posted:

Tweepcap is awesome, thanks. Also Aesop Rock is white?


Yes, very

Druggachusettes
Jul 31, 2007



I pictured him black when I first heard him too, but it makes way more sense that he's white.

And thanks for the heads up on his twitter, following him now.

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WeaponGradeSadness
Dec 27, 2010

The Napoleon of Crime








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