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Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Great OP, thanks!

It may have convinced me to not use my gimmicky intermediate 67 flex TotalOne with pitching wedge/P92/Backstrom blade. I haven't scored since I got it back in December (although I'm an assist machine now apparently), and I've been having a little more problems catching passes on my forehand.

I have an experienced teammate telling me to check out the PM9 and P88 instead. I'm leaning toward trying out the PM9 since it's still slightly open and the lie is lower (I'm short). And going back to my probably 90-95 flex (cut a few inches) Vapor X:20 shaft to help alleviate my pass catching woes.

I feel like a gigantic rear end in a top hat for getting $150 worth of stick and going back to my $60 one

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Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Last game of the season last night. It was a throwaway after we got tossed from the playoffs last week.

Half of us showed up drunk and just had a blast playing. We kept the goalies in the same nets the whole game, so we got to shoot on our own goalie during the 2nd period which was great. In the third, I turned around and fired a shot on our own goalie. Unfortunately he saved it

In the first period, I took a wrister that bounced low off the goalie's kicker near the post and it disappeared. We spent at least 5 whole minutes digging through the goalie's pads and the netting to try to find the puck and eventually found it in the net.

It was a blast just going out there not really caring about winning and just having fun.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Lawnie posted:

I need some instant feedback. Should I pull the trigger on this stick? http://www.hockeymonkey.com/easton-...xtured-int.html

The blade is almost identical to the one I have, it's in a really rare flex that might work for someone as light (145) and weak as I am, and it's really cheap. I'm really really tempted.

EDIT: oh gently caress I double posted. my bad.

EDIT2: nevermind. I think 58" is too short for me by a very small bit.

58" is too short, and you're 145? That seems off. How tall are you?

I'm 5'9" and I use a 49" stick.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Looks like the new APX and Xwhatever.0 skates are up on Hockey Monkey for preorder. Hope the X:series goes on clearance soon. I need to get rid of these Missions that are tearing in the back.

Henrik Zetterberg fucked around with this message at Mar 16, 2011 around 20:07

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



I've never heard of Superfeet until now. My skates aren't really that uncomfortable. Should I still consider a pair?

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



bewbies posted:



If my measurements are right that comes up to my mid-chest (I'm 6'). I think if I tried to use a stick like that I'd fall over on my face the first time I tried to shoot.

Sorry, I'm retarded. My shaft is 49". Total length wasn't counting the blade. Oops.

edit: VV

Henrik Zetterberg fucked around with this message at Mar 16, 2011 around 21:30

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Awesome shooting info, thanks!

Makes me feel not as bad for not being able to get my slapshot off the ice after a full year of playing, no matter how much I try at stick time.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



I think 75% of my goals I scored this season are backhanders

Most of them are on the ice thanks to my pitching wedge Backstrom, but hey whatever works.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



So apparently the team who won the league championship at my rink last night, subbed in a ringer from their higher-league team between the 1st and 2nd periods. As in, he was sitting in the stands watching the 1st. He's the second top scorer on their higher team.

He proceeds to score 3 goals in the 3rd to win the game. Classy.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Well the hockey director came on the ice and said basically since there was no explicit rule (even though there should be, also it's a jackass move), that he's going to allow it.

This dude has no backbone and doesn't enforce anything. It doesn't surprise me that he allowed it, to be honest.

e: VVV Bingo.

Henrik Zetterberg fucked around with this message at Mar 21, 2011 around 19:47

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Am I going to notice a difference between the Vapor X50 and X60 skates to warrant the extra $80-100, or should I save the cash?

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Yeah that's what I figured. $320 on Hockey Monkey for X50s is a slammin deal. Too bad my pro-shop said they'd only discount them to $435

Hey at least HM is doing free 2-day shipping!

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Woohoo, ordering some cheap Vapor X50s tonight!

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



xzzy posted:

From what I've seen, yes. You can walk in whenever you want and sit in the stands, watch whatever's going on.

Just don't act surprised if they keep shooting pucks at you during warmup. I was web browsing while waiting for lessons while some guys were getting ready for a game, and I swear every last one of them was using my head as a target. I lost count of the pucks hitting glass right in front of me.

This is funny because it's true. One of the guys on my team has a 10ish year old kid, who makes it a point to tell me the Red Wings suck every time I see him. During our warmup he stands up against the glass and I make it a habit to either shoot the puck at his head or throw myself into the boards. He fist bumps the whole team while we're coming off the ice after a game and I enjoy face-washing him as well.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



trilljester posted:

Well, he's right, you know.

I've found that I play better when I have a beer before my games. I think it loosens me up or something, but I skate and play a LOT better. That's why they call it beer league, right?

I had a few posts throughout the thread whining about my lack of goal scoring since December. Last game of the season, I had about 5-6 beers beforehand. I go out and score 2 goals in one period. I felt so much more loose out there on my skates and was beating people to pucks constantly. I may have to make this a habit...

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Playing in net for the first time in nearly 10 years. This should be interesting. Hopefully I don't take any rocket slappers to the dick...

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



1 game, 1 win, and more importantly, 0 rocket slappers to the dick

It was actually a ton of fun. It was the first time I've ever played goalie on ice. I felt like an aircraft carrier trying to maneuver in the pads though. gently caress the skates. gently caress. The. Skates. I almost ate poo poo skating over to the bench after the zamboni was done.

I gave up a couple softies, but made a few nice diving saves. My problem was that when I slid to a side to make a save, I'd kick the leg out, but I'd be sort of crouching on the other leg, so my 5-hole was wide open. Gave up 1 or 2 between the legs like that

I took a couple shots between the top of the kicker and the pad in the pants when I went down to my knees They're already sore today. All in all, it was a blast and I'd do it again. Our team now has a backup goalie!

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



xzzy posted:

There is a goalie-centric thread here too:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2759111

Not that posting goalie stuff in here is bad, but I'm not sure how much cross-pollination there is between the two threads and you can get a bunch of advice from other goalies if you want.

Yeah I saw that floating about. I'm just a regular ol' wing who stepped in the net for fun for a game. Not looking to tend the net full time. I gotta say, it's much more exhausting than I thought. I was dead tired after slapshot practice and SHOOTOUT CHALLENGE before the game.

Aniki posted:

Goalie skates also have protective cowlings, so you won't break your foot when a puck hits your skate.
Yeah, our goalie said I could just wear my normal skates but I said hell no. Even though his were 2.5 sizes bigger than mine, I'd rather not have a broken foot.

Henrik Zetterberg fucked around with this message at Mar 28, 2011 around 20:04

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



We are required to have dark and light jerseys. They don't need to all be matching though, just the same general color.

edit: gently caress hockeygiant.com for waiting 4 days to tell me the Vapor X:50 skates are out of stock

e2: VV I just ordered the last pair of my size from Hockey Monkey v V

Henrik Zetterberg fucked around with this message at Mar 28, 2011 around 21:25

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



WouldDesk posted:

Henrik Zetterberg,

"Thank you for choosing Hockey Monkey as your online hockey equipment source, we appreciated your continued business. We however regret to inform you that another customer ordered the same item as you and our system lagged in recognizing their order. Your order will be processed as soon as possible (half a season). Thank you again for your patience regarding this matter."

Hockey Monkey Online Customer Service Technician Specialist, Karen

I'm half-expecting this dreaded email.... in 4 more days when they're sold out everywhere. I may end up getting the x60s if this is the case.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Got a call from Hockey Monkey today. I almost pooped my pants when I saw a Southern Cal number pop up on my phone. Ugghhhh, they're sold out too? Why can't these fucks keep their stock up to date on their sites?

: "Hello, I'm calling from Hockey Monkey just to let you know that we had to pull your Vapor X:50 skates from our warehouse in New Jersey. They'll be shipped out tomorrow and at your door by Friday. Is this ok with you?"
: "..... Uhhhh, yeah that's awesome, thanks!"


Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Sacramento

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



poser posted:

Are you the guy that just started playing in the beginner class/league in Roseville?

Yup! We finished our first season a couple weeks ago with all learn-to-play players from the same class. Spring/summer season starts this Sunday.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



poser posted:

Awesome!

How is the talent level out there? My friend played in NARCH (huge roller hockey tournament) and a bunch of kids from Sac State had a team and they were pretty good.

I play at Sharks Ice @ San Jose and our leagues range from A - EEEE and my friend played in lower D/E level as a semi ringer but played in a B league in San Diego.

It's pretty good. We don't use the A-EEEE system to rank the leagues as far as I know. We have Bronze/Silver B/Silver A/Gold B/Gold A then sometimes Platinum. There's about 8-10 teams in each league, so there's a pretty hefty number of players for 2 rinks. Obviously we're in the Bronze league, but it's pretty competitive, especially since a couple of the teams have been around for a few years.

The traveling team (Capital Thunder or something) practices and plays at the rink, and most of them are disgustingly good. 15 years younger than me and 10 times better than I'll ever be. Kind of depressing really.

poser posted:

Any tips on delayed entry to the zone? I'm a little bit faster than people on my team and I beat them to the blue line I just end up stopping and waiting and it messes up my flow.
I'm usually like this too. If no one is covering me, I'll straddle the line. If I have a D-man near me, I'll just curl inwards towards the center so I don't completely lose all my momentum. I hate coming to a dead stop on the blue line, then having someone dump it in. No chance to get to the puck before the defense after I lose all the momentum.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Topoisomerase posted:

Actually Skatetown does have a rule against this as far as I know - at least as of last Spring/Summer league a person had to be rostered by midseason and on the ice for at least half of the team's regular season games to play in a playoff game with a team. The director is a jerkoff though.

Yeah, this guy only had 7 games played for the Bronze team or so. Not to mention, the biggest issue was him sitting in the stands for the first period. Then he geared up and swapped out with someone for the 2nd and 3rd.

What sucks most is I know a dude on that team, who played the whole season in Bronze, didn't get to play in that game because of a bunch of ringers they brought down to play for that one game.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Haha, I'm at work so I'm not sure. I'll find out at 5 today when I get home.

Of course Hockey Monkey never updates their order status page, so I don't even have a tracking number...

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Got my skates. Woohoo! Gonna bake and sharpen these bitches tomorrow, just in time for the season to start. Yay Hockey Monkey!

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Taking a 2-hour curling class at my rink today, with hockey skills n drills right afterward. Today is a good day.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



gently caress icejerseys.com too.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Our team always likes to joke with the refs. If we get caught offsides by 20 feet, we'll joke with him and say that was a bullshit call. It's usually good for a laugh from them.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Breaking in new skates is awful

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Surfing Turtle posted:

well at least bake em first!

Definitely baked em! They're still stiff after setting though. Power skating class should be fun today.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Love it when the other team is up by 5 and still playing like dirty shitbags.

In a preseason game that counts for nothing.

Hey big goony gently caress, hope you enjoyed blocking my shot with your dick!

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



coldwind posted:

Where/what league are you playing? SE Michigan, right?

Beer league in Northern Cal.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



bewbies posted:

This is another good one, it gives me nightmares. We used to have to do this until we couldn't feel our legs anymore

Christ...

I'm taking a power-skating class right now and one session she bungee'd our ankles together and tried doing:
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So goddamn hard, everyone was falling over.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



poser posted:

What is her name?

Alyssa, she's a figure skater. I can never feel my legs afterward

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Being the only team in the league who doesn't play with any ringers is awesome.

Lost 7-4 last night. Two ringers scored 6 of their 7 goals, one of them had 4. We ended up outshooting them too.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Oh yeah, we got called for icing while we were on the PK

Ref realized it after the bench was yelling and he gave us a faceoff in the offensive zone. We got a few good shots on goal and almost got a shorty from it.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



I went from a 87 flex (more like 105-ish after cutting) Senior X:20 to a 67 flex Intermediate (I'm short) TotalOne. The speed on my wrister is significantly quicker now that I can actually bend the loving thing. I love it. It makes my X:20 seem like a log.

Everyone on my team calls it the noodle.

Henrik Zetterberg fucked around with this message at Apr 20, 2011 around 15:58

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Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007



Black/Yellow bumble bee stick tape is the only correct answer.

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