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Smegmalicious
Mar 13, 2002

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

Pangolin Poetry posted:

the fan edit for this film will be really good because it will be 45 minutes exclusively about a crack team of super-commando ladies killing the poo poo out of, in sequence, giant stone golems, steampunk nazis, orcs, robots. it will have a good soundtrack and good action.

The other 1 hour 15 minutes of this film are eye-rollingly terrible and gross. nobody cares what happens to these people at all and we're never given a reason to.

I think you hit the nail on the head, except the fan edit will only be about 20 minutes long.

Honestly this movie is a fun watch because it's eye candy but I was literally falling asleep during the non-action sequences and I never fall asleep during movies. You couldn't write a less interesting story if you tried, and because the action is multiple fantasy layers deep there is no suspense at all. At all.

This is a very, very bad movie.

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