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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > You Look Like Shit > The Fitness Log Cabin > NO DOUCHE BAG'S or PUSSY'S RULE
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DevNull
Apr 4, 2007

And sometimes is seen a strange spot in the sky
A human being that was given to fly

Alfalfa posted:

Also new Genesis shirts came in today.





Can I order one of these in a "weak and puny" size?

# ? Apr 6, 2011 15:52
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Alfalfa
Apr 24, 2003

Superman Don't Need No Seat Belt

DevNull posted:

Can I order one of these in a "weak and puny" size?

Yes but not just yet. I only had a small order printed up this first time to get out to my athletes and see what everyone thought of them.

I'm going to get a bigger order printed up in the next week or so to sell online.

If you are interested in one, post in here just so I have a rough idea of how many I should order.

# ? Apr 6, 2011 16:54
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TheFace
Oct 4, 2004

Mom, it's just chicken breast and hard work, I swear!

Alfalfa posted:

Yes but not just yet. I only had a small order printed up this first time to get out to my athletes and see what everyone thought of them.

I'm going to get a bigger order printed up in the next week or so to sell online.

If you are interested in one, post in here just so I have a rough idea of how many I should order.

I will buy one and rep your gym here. I wear the original underarmor/genesis shirt all the time.

# ? Apr 6, 2011 17:15
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Piggles
Oct 10, 2006

Wilson with the Hail Mary to Tate!


 I will buy one. Large style y'all.

# ? Apr 6, 2011 17:18
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DevNull
Apr 4, 2007

And sometimes is seen a strange spot in the sky
A human being that was given to fly

TheFace posted:

I will buy one and rep your gym here. I wear the original underarmor/genesis shirt all the time.

As a huge underarmor whore, I would too. Is this new one underarmor?

I will buy one once you start selling them, also large.

# ? Apr 6, 2011 17:20
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rearadmiral.rowboat
Apr 11, 2009

And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with HAIR!


 same

# ? Apr 6, 2011 17:27
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DownByTheWooter
Jul 11, 2006

I joined the Navy and all I got was this hideous paunch.


 I like that shirt, I would buy one, but I don't want to give your gym a bad name by being seen on me in public

# ? Apr 6, 2011 18:24
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Alfalfa
Apr 24, 2003

Superman Don't Need No Seat Belt

DevNull posted:

As a huge underarmor whore, I would too. Is this new one underarmor?

I will buy one once you start selling them, also large.

Nope. New ones are American Apparel. Underarmor changed their wholesale policy and it would have been like $25 a shirt right now.

# ? Apr 6, 2011 19:22
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Alfalfa
Apr 24, 2003

Superman Don't Need No Seat Belt

 Power Conditioning Today

A) Double KB Clean & Press:
32kg x 4
B) Overhead Medball Slams:
10lb x 6
C) High Side Prowler Sprint:
115lb per side x 20 yards

8 Rounds with 2:30-3:00 minute rest between

Had to keep each round under 50 seconds, most where right at 40

# ? Apr 6, 2011 22:11
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DevNull
Apr 4, 2007

And sometimes is seen a strange spot in the sky
A human being that was given to fly

Alfalfa posted:

Nope. New ones are American Apparel. Underarmor changed their wholesale policy and it would have been like $25 a shirt right now.

Are they cotton shirts or synthetic? I just have always loved the synthetic underarmor for working out since cotton gets so hot and nasty.

Also, you mentioned in another thread the kettle bells that you liked but I forgot. Which brand does your gym use?

# ? Apr 6, 2011 22:30
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poor life choice
Jul 21, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


 I'll buy one when I'm not fat (years from now). Also thanks for the gym suggestion, that's pretty far from where I want to live but you tried!

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Jake Gittes
Jul 11, 2006

My attitude is leave me the fuck alone.

 I wore one of his old Under Armour shirts in the gym yesterday whilst failing a 395 squat. Doin Alf proud.

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Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004

Cum all over my mirrors just gettin off on my self maan, UUAOHH

WORSHIPPIN' this BIIG motherfucker.

*breath whistles in through stuffed up nose*


 Send me a shirt so I can rip the sleeves and collar off it. I will be your Canadian representative.

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Cmdr. Chompernuts
Jun 6, 2004



 Will you wear it under your denim jacket?

# ? Apr 7, 2011 02:57
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Alfalfa
Apr 24, 2003

Superman Don't Need No Seat Belt

DevNull posted:

Are they cotton shirts or synthetic? I just have always loved the synthetic underarmor for working out since cotton gets so hot and nasty.

Also, you mentioned in another thread the kettle bells that you liked but I forgot. Which brand does your gym use?

It's the 50/50 style that is super soft.

I use Spud Inc. KB's but that is mainly because I get cheaper shipping on them through my equipment guy.

If i had cash I would buy the Lifeline kb's. They are so awesome.

# ? Apr 7, 2011 04:04
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SolidRed
Jan 23, 2008
and if you didn't know.... NOW YOU KNOW - Christian Cage

 I would rep Genesis in Australia but I only wear singlets.



Ever.

# ? Apr 7, 2011 06:40
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Alfalfa
Apr 24, 2003

Superman Don't Need No Seat Belt

 Genesis singlet... hmmm.

Also I am trying to get a post up at least every other day on the blog, but don't really feel like linking it everyday on here. If you want to check it out just use the RSS feed or sit with it open repeatedly hitting . Whatever works best for you.

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hog wizard
Feb 16, 2005

by angerbeet


 you're going to burn out with posting every other day

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Alfalfa
Apr 24, 2003

Superman Don't Need No Seat Belt

hog wizard posted:

you're going to burn out with posting every other day

Nah. They aren't all going to be huge in depth posts, and that's why I took a break from the blog previously.

I now have 15-20 articles that I previously wrote that I can post when I need a break or can't think of something to write about.

# ? Apr 7, 2011 19:35
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nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

NACKHAMSLEF SING SONG
SING SONG NACKHAMSLEF



 Can I order a small shirt with a tag that says XXL please

edit: the tag has to stick out all of the time, so must be readable upside-down

# ? Apr 8, 2011 00:10
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Alfalfa
Apr 24, 2003

Superman Don't Need No Seat Belt

nickhimself posted:

Can I order a small shirt with a tag that says XXL please

edit: the tag has to stick out all of the time, so must be readable upside-down

I'll just get the "size" printed on the back of each shirt. That work?

Also video from last weeks deadliest/box jump workout - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OIX1FyD46Q

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SolidRed
Jan 23, 2008
and if you didn't know.... NOW YOU KNOW - Christian Cage

Alfalfa posted:

Genesis singlet... hmmm.

Would buy even with the stupidly expensive shipping rate (but not cost, 1.04AU to 1.00US buddies)

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Cmdr. Chompernuts
Jun 6, 2004



 I know you majored in physical fitness instead of physics, but do you realize why it's really dumb to put a fan against a wall?

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Alfalfa
Apr 24, 2003

Superman Don't Need No Seat Belt

Cmdr. Chompernuts posted:

I know you majored in physical fitness instead of physics, but do you realize why it's really dumb to put a fan against a wall?

I don't have a fan against a wall.

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Cmdr. Chompernuts
Jun 6, 2004



 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OIX1FyD46Q&t=2m44s

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nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

NACKHAMSLEF SING SONG
SING SONG NACKHAMSLEF

Alfalfa posted:

I'll just get the "size" printed on the back of each shirt. That work?

Size: SWOLE AS gently caress (believe this as this is printed on a shirt that would not fit your fat/tiny body)

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Alfalfa
Apr 24, 2003

Superman Don't Need No Seat Belt

Cmdr. Chompernuts posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OIX1FyD46Q&t=2m44s
It's a few feet away. Just looks pushed all the way up since it's under the shelf.

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a egg
Jan 10, 2006


 start a fan page for the fan

Hustle and Circulate

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Alfalfa
Apr 24, 2003

Superman Don't Need No Seat Belt

 Tyson David Claiborne

Born: 1:45pm
Weight: 6.4lbs
Length: 17.5"



Only 3 Weeks Early

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Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004

Cum all over my mirrors just gettin off on my self maan, UUAOHH

WORSHIPPIN' this BIIG motherfucker.

*breath whistles in through stuffed up nose*


 Looks like Jack Bellows and also TheFace

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Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


 Sweet new equipment bro

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Cmdr. Chompernuts
Jun 6, 2004



 Nice PWO meal bro

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peanutbutter
Mar 27, 2010

Cmdr. Chompernuts posted:

Nice PWO meal bro

hahahahahaha

congrats

# ? Apr 11, 2011 20:37
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Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

Cmdr. Chompernuts posted:

Nice PWO meal bro

no fat PWO

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TheFace
Oct 4, 2004

Mom, it's just chicken breast and hard work, I swear!

Defiant Sally posted:

Looks like Jack Bellows and also TheFace

Not mine... I have no idea what you're talking about. I've never even been to Houston. STOP LOOKING AT ME!


Congratz bro!

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DevNull
Apr 4, 2007

And sometimes is seen a strange spot in the sky
A human being that was given to fly



 Congratz!

I liked your twitter post: TOUCHDOWN!!!

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Alfalfa
Apr 24, 2003

Superman Don't Need No Seat Belt

 Appreciate it. It works out perfectly having him today, so I can still work tomorrow. Have a few Texans coming in to train tomorrow so all in all the week is starting off pretty big.

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Uziel
Jun 28, 2004

Ask me about losing 200lbs, and becoming the Viking God of W&W.

 Awesome, congratulations. =)

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fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

*RONK, RONK*
Make that three rard-boiled eggs.


 Congrats, Alf.

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Piggles
Oct 10, 2006

Wilson with the Hail Mary to Tate!

Alfalfa posted:

Appreciate it. It works out perfectly having him today, so I can still work tomorrow. Have a few Texans coming in to train tomorrow so all in all the week is starting off pretty big.

Get their cornerbacks into high gear because good golly.

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