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Remember this thread? It's back! And mod approved! Just to prevent what happened last time, no "hurr I hope so and so gets 11 years probation" and NO MOD SASS. And just have fun for the love of Jesus, no arguing or anything. We're here to laugh, not cry. I'll get us started:  Here's my own I got for being an idiot when it comes to grammar. 
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 12:11 |
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The most heartwarming permaban: PERMABAN 03/30/11 10:22pm Universal Module The forums donated $70,000 to charity to permaban you. You can come back if you match that. toby Ozma
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 13:03 |
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My favorite still goes out to the infamous dumbasses who supposedly got the Secret Service asking about them.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 13:42 |
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I like when about a thousand people got banned all at once after Obama won the election.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 13:50 |
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This poor bastard got Auto-Banned on his first day. He posted a thread about his gun getting really HOT and used the HOT tag. He didn't even make it past his first day  http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3400843
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 14:00 |
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Universal Module's was pretty good, but I'll always be partial to "Keyboard Goop." Of course, my favorite ban will be when I eventually get tired of the forums and say fare thee well (although I don't foresee that happening for many years). If I ever get the itch to leave forever, I intend to go out in a blaze of dadaist glory that will leave people's heads spinning and everyone will be telling their grandkids about it.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 15:01 |
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I can't remember who it was, but there was this one guy who had a HUGE list of probations, and the last one said "You know the drill, see you tomorrow!". That got a laugh out of me.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 15:09 |
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Someone Gets a little too upset in 2010 over a probation in 2006 , drat. http://forums.somethingawful.com/fo....php?forumid=21 its glorious.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 15:10 |
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What about if we go by quantity instead of quality? http://forums.somethingawful.com/ba...p?userid=161230 Edit: Found another one, this poor sucker. http://forums.somethingawful.com/ba...p?userid=127668
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 15:45 |
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LE0N posted:Someone Gets a little too upset in 2010 over a probation in 2006 , drat. that's a link the the goldmine, the thread is here
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 16:15 |
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Strawberry Tofu posted:What about if we go by quantity instead of quality? Pfft. Someone's never heard of Tenement Funster
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 16:45 |
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Pfft. Someone's never heard of Tenement Funster How the hell did this guy get back from permaban? 
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 16:48 |
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Super Waffle posted:How the hell did this guy get back from permaban? He was permabanned for what would be just a regularly bannable offense, but it was decided to let him come back because 1. It's against policy to upgrade punishment to a permaban just because of previous infractions, and 2. TenementFunster is a loving goldmine.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 16:50 |
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Super Waffle posted:How the hell did this guy get back from permaban? Anime and guns.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 16:51 |
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Super Waffle posted:How the hell did this guy get back from permaban? The permaban came from a thread where he exposed prolific forums rear end in a top hat GI Joe Dirtbag as an attempted rapist. Naturally, people weren't happy that he was permaed for exposing such an rear end in a top hat as an attempted rapist, so I guess he was reinstated? Tenement Funster's a good guy, he just has this thing about getting banned. My favorite ban is the one were GI Joe Dirtbag was exposed as being an attempted rapist.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 16:56 |
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quote:PERMABAN 01/03/11 01:49am happyelf Another dumb admin decision! Those fat idiots! mons al-madeen mons al-madeen Notable because he somehow lasted 10 years here, and was mod of the Asylum RSF.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 17:13 |
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the party god posted:My favorite still goes out to the infamous dumbasses who supposedly got the Secret Service asking about them. Wait, the secret service ACTUALLY asked about them? I remember seeing that one in the Leper's Colony, but I thought that was just Lowtax being silly or something.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 17:15 |
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OilSlick posted:Wait, the secret service ACTUALLY asked about them? I remember seeing that one in the Leper's Colony, but I thought that was just Lowtax being silly or something. Yeah, need more details on this one.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 17:25 |
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I wanted to post the guy that had managed to post in a rules thread before it got closed. It was somewhat ranty, definitely whiny and ended with him admitting he knew he shouldn't post there but did so anyway and he hoped he wouldn't get banned. I think they edited him out, though. Too bad, it was kinda of funny.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 17:26 |
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Can I blow my own horn?quote:You don't have to care anymore. I'm releasing you from your burden. I will bring the message. I will tell the people. I will carve it into the face of the mountain and smash the lanterns in the square and scream, "Behold, a message, a prophecy, a truth!"  I love it. http://forums.somethingawful.com/ba...p?userid=161870
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 17:36 |
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Taeke posted:I wanted to post the guy that had managed to post in a rules thread before it got closed. It was somewhat ranty, definitely whiny and ended with him admitting he knew he shouldn't post there but did so anyway and he hoped he wouldn't get banned. I'm pretty sure you're talking about this guy from the E/N rules thread. quote:PERMABAN 08/23/10 09:14pm Panzerschreck "And OK I'll tone down the E/N posting, but you're kinda overstepping bounds by saying I can't PM you back or post in a specific forum." My hatred of your stupidity knows no bounds. Abey Sinclair T. Finn
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 17:37 |
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Swastikaman posted:Yeah, need more details on this one.  And their relevant posts (need archives): NATO A Goddamn Red
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 17:46 |
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TenementFunster has one of my favorites of all time: I used to just sit and read the bans Lowtax handed out because they were always pretty drat funny: 
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 17:48 |
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Forums poster sewer_rat tries to post in a honeypot thread asking why everybody was banned, but hits post instead of reply.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 17:55 |
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Pfft. Someone's never heard of Tenement Funster Holy poo poo. That guy's spent over $200 on the forums just re-registering that many times. He might be the only forums member to have a pay-as-you-go subscription service.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 18:07 |
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Kammat posted:
Hahaaaahahahaa holy poo poo this is the best. Secret service agents? Well then  HopWallace posted:Holy poo poo. That guy's spent over $200 on the forums just re-registering that many times. He might be the only forums member to have a pay-as-you-go subscription service. Fuckin' gophone of forum accounts.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 18:08 |
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The forums continue to receive further financial contributions from permabanned user "getfiscal"quote:PERMABAN 04/04/11 11:35pm Gmail Abdel Nasser Permabanned user Getfiscal. angerbot angerbot The guy's registered 12 accounts by my counting over the last 4 months or so. Sure  is , but that's a fair few .Also, Jesus Christ! Matt Damon is still registering accounts. The mind boggles at some of these folks, it really does.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 18:17 |
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What about Matt Damon? Doesn't he hold the record for bans/probations? E: F,B
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 18:17 |
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I remember Matt Damon from my BYOB days. This was four years ago and he was still getting banned weekly.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 18:20 |
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I just like to pretend that he's the real Matt Damon, and that loving around on Something Awful is what he does when he's not acting or anything. He'd have the disposable income to do it. I know it's not true, it's just funnier that way.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 18:33 |
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Kammat posted:
Never forget the the LF four 
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 19:07 |
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OilSlick posted:Wait, the secret service ACTUALLY asked about them? I remember seeing that one in the Leper's Colony, but I thought that was just Lowtax being silly or something. I'll tell the story for anyone who doesn't know what went down. Don't know the whole story but it went something like this. Some moron made a thread on LF about assassinating Obama, a couple goons in that thread posted their interest or commitment "ironically". Now, the moron that made the thread was apparently notorious on LF as a lovely poster and a couple LF goons reported the thread to the Secret Service out of spite. The SS took this serious and subpeona'd Lowtax and the users who "confirmed" their commitment in that thread. Lowtax permabanned the lot and I don't think we ever heard of the aftermath. I believe this whole event happened after LF was moved to RFA.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 19:45 |
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Smiley! posted:I'm pretty sure you're talking about this guy from the E/N rules thread. Yup, that's the one. I checked all my regular forums and it happened to be one I strolled in accidentally one day.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 19:56 |
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yaoi prophet posted:Forums poster sewer_rat tries to post in a honeypot thread asking why everybody was banned, but hits post instead of reply. I still don't understand how people do this. Are they so focused on the text box that they don't notice the tag selection box and the lack of posts below? Also, it should be pointed out that while Matt Damon and Tenement Funster may have more infractions than Kewl Biens, he managed to rack up his in about three and a half months while the other two took years. 44.5 of his 106 days on his forum he was probated.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 19:58 |
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I don't think the bans will ever get as great as the Pedocaust. If memory serves no less than 3 pedos got perma'd from this thread.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 20:16 |
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Could someone with archives sum up that thread for us non-archives-havers? Or would it get you in Government Trouble too?
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 20:24 |
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Yo, imma blob posted:Could someone with archives sum up that thread for us non-archives-havers? Or would it get you in Government Trouble too? Forums user Xizer is called out, it's discovered he's hugely obsessed with Lazy Town and runs a website worshiping the girl from it. Eventually some dude comes in and says something along the lines of "it's hosed up that you can get banned for something you do outside of SA" and someone finds out he writes erotic stories about kids or something. I'm pretty sure someone else did get outed in the thread but I don't remember and I'm too lazy to read it for the fourth time.
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| # ? Apr 6, 2011 20:35 |
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Dr. Video Games 0055 posted:Some moron made a thread on LF about assassinating Obama, a couple goons in that thread posted their interest or commitment "ironically". Now, the moron that made the thread was apparently notorious on LF as a lovely poster and a couple LF goons reported the thread to the Secret Service out of spite. Maggotmaster has also turned into one of the those posters that gets permabanned and wont go away. Less than a week later he pestered nnbosko into posting a bunch words and has since made three more accounts.   
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Jibo posted:Forums user Xizer is called out, it's discovered he's hugely obsessed with Lazy Town and runs a website worshiping the girl from it. Eventually some dude comes in and says something along the lines of "it's hosed up that you can get banned for something you do outside of SA" and someone finds out he writes erotic stories about kids or something. I'm pretty sure someone else did get outed in the thread but I don't remember and I'm too lazy to read it for the fourth time. I think he means the obama assassination one.
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