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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

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Dr. Hurt posted:

e) Holy poo poo. Reading the wetlegs6 debacle for the first time. Why do these people think it's awesome to post terrible poo poo threads that will then draw attention to their terrible, poo poo fetishes. (and/or pedophilia)

The best part is that it mostly happens because he didn't read up on what image hosts to use on SA. He puts it on one that doesn't work here, so when people complain he puts it on his open Photobucket.

It's kind of like how Bundy was caught for car theft. Except, you know, more creepy.

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Wedemeyer
May 2, 2008
I steal other peoples food and am a twat

Ninja_Orca posted:

djynn flyssa?

He still posts on NIN fanboard echoing the sound. Every time I see his post I think of Doodles_of_Depression_by_DjynnFlyssa.jpg. Unfortunately it 404'd on waffles.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

Remember the past, and that there is a future.


Zappatista posted:

Does anyone remember who it was that got banned following other goons uncovering his full-on bestiality fetish? The thread title referenced some other webpage the guy had made in which he proclaimed that he was "mostly gay for horses".

I've no idea...I just saw it in a previous incarnaton of this thread.

BeastUK?

BTW, his Helldump thread is a salad of Banned, PermaBanned and changed usernames.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...40&pagenumber=1

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

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I had to find out what The Thor was with the Waffle link being dead.

...I regret it.

It led to a website that sells animal penis dildos. The Thor is a horse dildo.

I have done this so you don't have to. Heed the warning.

Mizufusion
Jul 18, 2007

I like to watch bees eat food and do stuff.


Aphrodite posted:

I had to find out what The Thor was with the Waffle link being dead.

...I regret it.

It led to a website that sells animal penis dildos. The Thor is a horse dildo.

I have done this so you don't have to. Heed the warning.

I am saddened by the fact that I immediately knew what you were talking about.

I do fantasize about bludgeoning someone to death with a Thor someday, though..

Jhordhynne
Jan 11, 2010

Evolution, that's what.


How about a Ban or Probation in the making?
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3403212

Ninja_Orca
Nov 12, 2010

by hoodrow trillson


Darth Brooks posted:

BTW, his Helldump thread is a salad of Banned, PermaBanned and changed usernames.

This tends to be the case with most Helldump threads.

CrunchyTaco
Dec 25, 2007



Oh God someone please link that thread where like 12 people got probated/banned for saying "man that is a sweet room" or something in a thread where you're supposed to add things to a room he posted.

The Sezza
Feb 18, 2007


Zappatista posted:

Does anyone remember who it was that got banned following other goons uncovering his full-on bestiality fetish? The thread title referenced some other webpage the guy had made in which he proclaimed that he was "mostly gay for horses".

Although I can't find the thread or the quote, I recall it being this guy: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Luca_Shoal (goes without saying, but /)

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

The Corgiest Teddybear



The Sezza posted:

Although I can't find the thread or the quote, I recall it being this guy: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Luca_Shoal (goes without saying, but /)

If it was him, I'd imagine ED would have something referring to an SA account.

The sociologist in me understands that human sexuality is widely fluid, and fetishism is largely out of a person's control. One's sexual proclivities, although odd from the point of an external observer, are acceptable if indulged between consenting adults.

Of course, with some people there's not a lot of "socio" for a sociologist to observe. Goddamn, people, have a life outside your fetishes. Or at least a sense of propriety.

The Sezza
Feb 18, 2007


Teddybear posted:

If it was him, I'd imagine ED would have something referring to an SA account.

Using google to search the forums says he has an account http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...9#post371022215

and has had a helldump thread. http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...1#post351590565

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006

It's not about the scheme. It's not about tricking somebody.

It's about dominating somebody.

Ozz81 posted:

Pretty sure they have ways to trace it, like the CC the account was bought under, IP addresses, etc. Just about every person I've seen that's been banned and re-regged under a different name was almost immediately banned again each time, the mods are pretty quick about sniffing them out.

Well that's a tautology. "The people that have been caught reregging under a new name have been caught". I'm sure the stupid ones get caught right away, but using a credit card with a different name and never using the same IP you've ever used before (i.e., through Tor or just changing ISPs or whatnot) has probably enabled some portion of people to get away with it. I mean, how would you yourself ever know if they don't end up ever getting caught?

SlightButSteady
Sep 13, 2007



Ninja_Orca posted:

djynn flyssa?

That's a prett lethal ban history for his / its short time on SA http://forums.somethingawful.com/ba...p?userid=113135

Indeed!

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005



Sunshine89
Nov 22, 2009


Perfect username/post combo:

BAN 04/08/11 08:31pm Username: Dont Do That. Reason: Trolling the trans thread with NWS images. Senior Woodchuck Ozma

(I know that "username/post combo" posts aren't allowed in GBS, but since it's PYF, is it alright?)

Robot Lincoln
Feb 26, 2007

lookie lookie


SpiderHyphenMan posted:

He was permabanned for what would be just a regularly bannable offense, but it was decided to let him come back because 1. It's against policy to upgrade punishment to a permaban just because of previous infractions, and 2. TenementFunster is a loving goldmine.

Avatars

Nostalgamus
Sep 28, 2010



sc4rs
Sep 15, 2007

This is what I think of your opinion.


The Salted Peanuts Toxx is one of my favorites.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

All that you have found is your inevitable punishment.

e: wrong thread

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!


Ironic War Criminal has been hard at work donating to the upkeep of the forums. 7 accounts sacrificed just in the first page of permabans alone.

As McCaine put it:

quote:

PERMABAN 04/09/11 03:02pm p gordon diddy Uh Ironic War Criminal, you really aren't allowed back you know. McCaine angerbot

Dadaist performance art, mental illness or just really determined to post the hell out of LF, cost be damned? Only time will tell.

side_burned
Nov 3, 2004

My mother is a fish.

Kerbtree posted:

Ironic War Criminal has been hard at work donating to the upkeep of the forums. 7 accounts sacrificed just in the first page of permabans alone.

As McCaine put it:


Dadaist performance art, mental illness or just really determined to post the hell out of LF, cost be damned? Only time will tell.

He's reaching apple juice levels at this point, he just seemed to snap a while back.

SteveVizsla
Mar 18, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?



Strawberry Tofu
May 13, 2009


A rather fresh one: http://forums.somethingawful.com/ba...p?userid=147899

Don't read GWS? Don't think it's that special? Check out the thread that banned him.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

I still find it funny that Spiderhyphenman managed to get himself banned in the PYF pornstar thread.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


I'll never forget the whole trainwreck. This is barely the tip of the iceberg:

http://i56.tinypic.com/5fk874.jpg

EDIT: Tables...

SkunkDuster
Jul 15, 2005



I don't know or care what the context of his post is, the probation reason alone had me cracking up.

SBJ posted:

I think I know you. You are that guy at every university who follows and rants to people like me trying to get to class when we won't take your pamphlet for your 'Socialist Alternative' rally.

Goddamn... Just take it to D&D or shut the gently caress up already.

Edit: Ahahahaha your rap sheet is hilarious.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

PROBATION 04/14/11 03:12pm SBJ
What's brown and sticky? A stick. LOL now your rap sheet is hilarious too.
User loses posting privileges for 3 days. Gravy Jones Fistgrrl

PalmTreeFun
Apr 25, 2010

*toot*


Root Bear posted:

I'll never forget the whole trainwreck. This is barely the tip of the iceberg:

http://i56.tinypic.com/5fk874.jpg

EDIT: Tables...

The gently caress is this one about? Was it like a honeypot done by the admins, sort of like "post here to get banned" threads?

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Maybe it's an early Christmas present?


Are there any really good Mod-Challenges when the offender actually participates in the challenge? It seems like all the ones I've read just end with verbal slap-fights and the eventual ban after someone finally mans up and succeeds where the offending poster doesn't even try.

Man_alive
May 6, 2007

<Insert Witty Phrase Here>


Strawberry Tofu posted:

A rather fresh one: http://forums.somethingawful.com/ba...p?userid=147899

Don't read GWS? Don't think it's that special? Check out the thread that banned him.

I don't venture into GWS all that often, and haven't actually posted there before, but i read that thread all the way through, and I'll be damned if the whole thing was not a thing of beauty. Particularly his last post before being banned.

Ninja_Orca
Nov 12, 2010

by hoodrow trillson


Dr. Hurt posted:

Are there any really good Mod-Challenges when the offender actually participates in the challenge? It seems like all the ones I've read just end with verbal slap-fights and the eventual ban after someone finally mans up and succeeds where the offending poster doesn't even try.

There was a good one in the Lets Play subforum the other day. The offender was really eager/desperate to start an LP, so eventually a mod-challenge was issued for interest check, I think. Someone else completed it first, but the offender came through and completed it anyway. The challenge got stupid though when everyone else went out for blood and called for more insane hoops for the offender to jump through. Really dumb.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

In First Aid Kite's defence, he's a terrible poster who just wants some friends, and doesn't mind if those friends have been mod-mandated to hang out with him.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


PalmTreeFun posted:

The gently caress is this one about? Was it like a honeypot done by the admins, sort of like "post here to get banned" threads?

There used to be a section of the forum dedicated to torrent files. It was good for a while, but inevitably attracted the wrong kind of attention and was subsequently removed. Read all about it:

WDMA SAclopedia Entry

quote:

Short for "Where Da Moviez At," the off-site replacement for BTB that closed in August 2004. Its name was taken from a catchphrase used to mock people who came to the SA forums simply for the file forums.

BTB SAclopedia Entry

quote:

Acronym for Bit Torrent Barnyard, a forum devoted to the distribution of torrent files.

quote:

Lowtax announced that on January 1, 2005, BTB will be shut down forever, because of the morons who registered just for the file forums harassing tech support with help on how to download files, even though it clearly says in the rules that they're not supposed to.

PalmTreeFun
Apr 25, 2010

*toot*


Root Bear posted:

There used to be a section of the forum dedicated to torrent files. It was good for a while, but inevitably attracted the wrong kind of attention and was subsequently removed. Read all about it:

WDMA SAclopedia Entry


BTB SAclopedia Entry

Thanks. Not as interesting as I'd hoped, but oh well.

Dr. Hurt posted:

Are there any really good Mod-Challenges when the offender actually participates in the challenge? It seems like all the ones I've read just end with verbal slap-fights and the eventual ban after someone finally mans up and succeeds where the offending poster doesn't even try.

A few months ago, some guy posted a bad thread in games with only a video about ragequitters in Heroes of Newerth or something. He had to make an instructional video on how to play HoN in David Attenborough's voice. He did, and it was actually kind of funny. Everyone congratulated him in spite of the fact that his Newgrounds account has some unsavory Teen Titans videos favorited on it or something. No vitriol in a mod challenge thread by some miracle, especially after that detail was dug up for some reason. The guy being challenged was totally chill, which I think helped his case a lot.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009



Dr. Hurt posted:

Are there any really good Mod-Challenges when the offender actually participates in the challenge? It seems like all the ones I've read just end with verbal slap-fights and the eventual ban after someone finally mans up and succeeds where the offending poster doesn't even try.

There's also Draw me a picture of rainbow-farting puppies & glitter unicorns, with the best outcome from any mod challenge ever.

VVVVV http://www.somethingawful.com/d/com...r-fruit-hat.php The Flaskfucker and the Fruit Hat

particle409
Jan 15, 2008


Dr. Hurt posted:

Are there any really good Mod-Challenges when the offender actually participates in the challenge? It seems like all the ones I've read just end with verbal slap-fights and the eventual ban after someone finally mans up and succeeds where the offending poster doesn't even try.

There was some awesome one I'll try to find. It involved some scientific experiment, and some goon had to put his penis in a bunch of flasks. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

spregalia
Apr 11, 2010

I like chocolate MIIIILK


E: Totally didn't see the post two above mine. Move along, nothing of value here.

Bertrand Hustle
Apr 29, 2007



e: welp

The chilithread guy is getting banned again, I think.

One I'm trying to remember, wasn't there a guy who was permabanned and his ban reason was just "HOLY poo poo" or "WHAT THE gently caress" or something like that?

Darth123123
Jan 26, 2006
I AM A TIME TRAVELER FROM THE PAST AND THINK THERE IS STILL A MEGARULE IN PYF. PLEASE IGNORE MY REPORTS.

Dr. Hurt posted:

Are there any really good Mod-Challenges when the offender actually participates in the challenge? It seems like all the ones I've read just end with verbal slap-fights and the eventual ban after someone finally mans up and succeeds where the offending poster doesn't even try.

Several noted above, but this would probably be a good thread "Post your favorite Mod Challenge", but it's probably been done and I'd be banned and end up here.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!


Depending on your definition of "good", Storyteller's Mod Challenge was pretty interesting for most of it.

Storyteller had to draw twenty requests from FYAD people, I think it was, and some of their requests were pretty wild. Of course, near the end when it started to look like he might actually make it, the thread devolved into page after page of goatse instead, but up until then it was good.

Afraid I don't have a link, though.

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Smiley!
Dec 7, 2009

The Picard Maneuver


ZeeToo posted:

Depending on your definition of "good", Storyteller's Mod Challenge was pretty interesting for most of it.

Storyteller had to draw twenty requests from FYAD people, I think it was, and some of their requests were pretty wild. Of course, near the end when it started to look like he might actually make it, the thread devolved into page after page of goatse instead, but up until then it was good.

Afraid I don't have a link, though.

I have a link. He got to 19 out of 20 requests before the thread got locked, gassed, & archived.

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