Tardcore posted:

Haha he actually pulled that post from grognards.txt, guess that backfired.

prefect posted:

You can get probated in the probation-appreciation thread?

prefect posted:

You can get probated in the probation-appreciation thread?

(Kinda funny, though.)

eagleman77 posted:

Guess there is nothing left to do but quit the corp, ohh noes!!! LoL

quote:

PROBATION 02/23/12 06:06pm eagle_man77 Probation!! Oh noes lol!!! User loses posting privileges for 3 days. Kewpuh angerbeet

Doc Hawkins posted:

For those sentiments? One hopes!

FrancisYorkPatty posted:

Just check my rap sheet

FrancisYorkPatty posted:

oh nooooooo

sender man is going to get me

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Wulgus posted:

you posted your pics in another forum and you look like a freakin fruitbasket. only cool dudes can post here. enjoy your six hour probation when it comes.

Haquer posted:

Only the finest posters try to join Eve Goons

Jam With Seeds posted:

That thread is endless entertainment even if you only understand about a quarter of it.

Kewpuh posted:

Alright which one of you is registering all of these new accounts and breaking the forum rules by coming in here and making a bunch of variations of "i'm new to the forums" posts? Am I being punk'd?

Daisyvondoom posted:

It's because posting about politics, especially feminism, anywhere on the forums, ESPECIALLY in a games-related thread, is just a nuclear loving shitstorm waiting to happen.

Eggplant Wizard posted:

No one cares about how you feel about people who made posts only tangentially related to the thread in which they were found (sound familiar?), which thread was a while ago in a different subforum from this one.

mootmoot posted:

'Dance around this question' is a slightly more elaborate way of saying what was actually happening - I was ignoring you.

I don't know why you're so desperate for a response, leave it for a woman to chase up a tiny slight that happened over a month ago and act like it's the worst thing since the crucifiction of Jesus.

They're for women because they're the most hidiously immasculating things around, and for fat people as there's no door to struggle with and they don't have to balance their stomach on a petrol tank like they would on a supersports. They just assume their favorite position (sitting down) and pootle along to the pharmacy to buy more insulin.


The wheels were on the raised grass bank, and the rest of the bike on the road so the angle was tough, I had to move the bike to get one of the wheels on the same level as the rest of the bike. I was still pumped with adrenaline from the fall so I probs wasn't thinking straight. Is this seriously a big deal to you?

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

poo poo, they're already working on SC5. Awesome! I picked up SC4 on launch day and then got too distracted by school to play any of it until like a year and a half later, so I never got to post in the thread for it. Now I'm stuck on Floor 40-something in the Tower of Souls and having a bitch of a time getting past there.

Not to mention I missed all discussion regarding DAT rear end Ivy and her skimpy-licious outfit.

(and Shura too I guess, but she was a bonus character so yeah...... Girl had a fine rear end outfit though. And them titties... )



Whatever, as long as Ivy makes the cut with her trademark bootybutt-bootybutt-bootybuttcheeeks out on full display then I guess I'm happy. Zasalamel too, but mainly because I fuckin' love that scythe.

Also is it just me, or is Ivy easier to use in SC4 then she has been in previous games? Normally I try to avoid using skimpy-costumed lady characters since my vidjya game time is supposed to be Li'l Mjӧllnir's naptime and he gets cranky whenever he gets woken up, but somehow Ivy became my unofficial main early on in SC4 just because of how versatile she was and how easy it felt to switch between her sword states. I remember using her to beat a bunch of floors in Tower of Souls with almost no effort at all, which was nice because she has probably one of the coolest weapons in the whole series (right up there with Zasalamel and his rockin' scythe).

Didn't Ivy also swap into a new body she'd created or something? I think I remember there being some part of that backstory where she had planned to fight Soul Edge and/or her dad with a fake body that looked just like her so she wouldn't suffer the ill effects of the sword, but then her dad hosed up her plans and so she had to use it for herself instead.

Which I guess means that Ivy isn't really 49, since her body is still kinda brand spankin' (giggity) new.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

flatluigi posted:

Gitmo Moneyson is one of the most horrible people on the forums and I'm shocked he hasn't done something permaban-worthy by now.

ts12 posted:

I always thought this was a pretty funny probation, but really more for the post than the probation reason. Yes, it's about a video game.

Dutchy posted:

He's right, though. There are people on this forum that talk about things like racism in Redwall and still somehow know how to breathe.

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flatluigi posted:

Gitmo Moneyson is one of the most horrible people on the forums and I'm shocked he hasn't done something permaban-worthy by now.

quote:

This game is niggers.

flatluigi posted:

Gitmo Moneyson is one of the most horrible people on the forums and I'm shocked he hasn't done something permaban-worthy by now.

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Asuka Langley Soryu

quote:

Pedophile.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Could you explain what quality a game should have to rate it as "niggers"?

eightpole (over PMs) posted:

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson (over PMs) posted:

eightpole (over PMs) posted:

hi fellow something awful forum superstar! i look for the best posts of all and ive found one of yours! although i am a little confused as to what "this game is niggers" means! could you elaborate??

Hunh, you saw that old thing?

Yeah it doesn't really mean anything, or at least it wasn't supposed to. I posted that in a Super Bowl thread awhile back with the idea being that it was like saying "this game is tits", except swapping "tits" with a different word (in this case, the N-word) for uh... freshness or whatever you call it when people get creative with words. Since the Super Bowl threads tend to move by like 2 or 3 pages a minute, I didn't think anybody would care enough to take it the wrong way. Obviously I miscalculated and the whole thing blew up in my face.

Honestly, I just picked the word "niggers" at random and it backfired royally, but even so it was never meant to be taken in a racist way.


Why do you ask? This isn't for some PYF poo poo, is it?

nah man, just curious.

SpazmasterX posted:

So as it turns out, it is in fact "for some PYF poo poo" in a roundabout way.

ts12 posted:

You are a weird guy and also you don't get to say niggers and not have it "taken in a racist way". Ok well cheers I'll leave it be now

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Speaking of permabans,

PERMABAN 02/20/10 08:35pm Asuka Langley Soryu Pedophile. Zorak T. Fine

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Somebody asked me this over PMs once. I think it'd be easiest just to quote my response to that PM than for me to try to explain it all over again.

Sooooo.... yeah, I hosed up. And I was an idiot for thinking the N-bomb could ever be taken in a non-racist way. Kinda like you were an idiot for letting your girlfriend talk you into posting all that stuff you got banned for.

We done here?

Louisgod posted:

to be fair have you SEEN Ivy's rear end? GOD drat WHAT A WOMAN!

redmercer posted:

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Come to think of it, what is the usual statute of limitations as far as probations/bans go? Do mods have any certain time limit after a post is made where they can issue a probation or a ban, or can they do it anytime after the fact?

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I am still to this day not entirely sure why that most recent probation happened. Not only because it seemed obvious from the context that I was making a harmless joke (plus I hadn't been hit with a single probation for almost 3 years prior), but because OldSenileGuy waited a full two weeks after I made that post before probating me for it.


Come to think of it, what is the usual statute of limitations as far as probations/bans go? Do mods have any certain time limit after a post is made where they can issue a probation or a ban, or can they do it anytime after the fact?