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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Dental Agony OR Help! [LONG] [PICS!]
S_Cody
Jul 19, 2000
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Your life really is macabre, isn't it, Aphex?

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S_Cody
Jul 19, 2000
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Seems like you should've gotten some better revenge against the "Newbie McForgetsToDullThePain". What he did could very literally be classified as cruel and unusual punishment. Even considering all the trauma, the most sinister turn of events was probably the only potentially good dentist injuring his dentisting hand in a tragic boaking accident at the last possible second. As for the original tormentor, enlist the mob! Cheaper than the legal fees!

Did you manage to get a polaroid of the christsquad when you showed up with the check copy? I've heard of luck being stacked against some people, but this is a bloody farce.

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S_Cody
Jul 19, 2000
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quote:

AphexMandelbrot came out of the closet to say:

You know what? gently caress this. gently caress the school... the whole ID system... don't gently caress the photographer... gently caress everything in this situation, photographer excluded.
I shrug, and give a nice... giant... open mouthed smile, exposing my missing, shattered, and broken teeth.
(through my "teeth"): "Zare. Howsh Zat?"
Photographer lifts his head up from the viewfinder and looks at me. Onlookers have joined in the fun. I stand up, give another opened-mouth smile - as forced as I can - and walk off. I opt'ed to have the photo taken on an alternate date, done by someone who's main perogitive didn't conflict between "Take pictures of boy." and "Stick penis in boy's anus.".
TOTAL OWNAGE

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