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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

Actually, Lucy, my trouble is football. I just don't understand it. Instead of feeling happy, I feel sort of let down.

Go Lions.


The Ghoul sound effect is the loving worst
Also I need to start playing this game again (and so do you guys)

E: Hey I call him Two Worlds Guy too!

C-Euro fucked around with this message at Nov 7, 2011 around 05:07

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Gimbal lock
Dec 28, 2008

Spit in his eye!


I think goons love this game because it's broken in the most hilarious ways. Those two summoned guys trying in vain to land a hit on a frozen ghoul, that was way funnier than it has the right to be. TwoWorldsGuy isn't helping with his 'iness while it's happening.

Gnomebitten
Mar 31, 2011

Shave Early. Shave Yourself.


Two Worlds Thread, get back to the 8th page. I don't need you reminding me that I miss you with updates.

Just like the FFXIII thread

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Cheryl?!


I wonder how many copies of Two Worlds you'd have to tape together to make it a good game?

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010


Just two with the labels out so your disc drive can't read it.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Frisbee is pretty fun yeah.

Hbomberguy
Jul 4, 2009

"I just woke up this morning and my avatar was a butt!"


Orgbot's other thread just lit up with posts asking where he's gone and if he'll ever be back. Here's a choice quote:

Seedy Wizard posted:

I hope for Hbomb's sake, that he just looks for someone else to co-LP with then. From what I took from the last update, Hbomb does want to keep going with it but is struggling to get OrgRob to co-operate.

gently caress it, we're doing this. Would anyone mind too much if I continued this LP with Paper Lion as co-player and co-commentator? I'm pretty sure the only difference between them when it comes down to it is that Lion has actual knowledge and playtime invested in Two Worlds. Which is a pretty huge difference.

Admiral H. Curtiss
May 11, 2010

I think there are a bunch of people who can create trailing images. I know some who could do this as if they were just going out for a stroll.


Fine with me, I just want to see more of the ridiculous things (and speech patterns) that happen in this game.

psivamp
Sep 5, 2011


Verily, this LP musteth go on...

Seedy Wizard
Feb 17, 2011

"Hold on, hold on, I wanna get some backflips outta my system!"


Genius! Let's kick start this bad boy!

Last Transmission
Aug 10, 2011


As long as Paper Lion makes more Jak 2 videos I'm okay with him replacing OrgRob.

You read this Paper Lion? Make some more updates for your own LP!

Another Person
Oct 20, 2010

"Maybe one day you make a good general."


Last Transmission posted:

As long as Paper Lion makes more Jak 2 videos I'm okay with him replacing OrgRob.

You read this Paper Lion? Make some more updates for your own LP!

I second this notion, Jak 2 was an LP I was enjoying greatly, and miss it as a result.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

Actually, Lucy, my trouble is football. I just don't understand it. Instead of feeling happy, I feel sort of let down.

Go Lions.


I just want to see this LP go all the way, so sure.

Paper Lion
Dec 13, 2009





Last Transmission posted:

As long as Paper Lion makes more Jak 2 videos I'm okay with him replacing OrgRob.

You read this Paper Lion? Make some more updates for your own LP!

oh my god i have an lp to be updating how did i forget

Last Transmission
Aug 10, 2011


Paper Lion posted:

oh my god i have an lp to be updating how did i forget

If you don't want to continue you can just say something and close the thread. No one can force you to do anything to amuse some bored people on the internet.

Paper Lion
Dec 13, 2009





no I uh

I just legit forgot I had an lp going

wildzero
Apr 23, 2008

"My name is Dante."
"Fuck you say?"



You just don't want to play more Jak 2, because the closer you are to completing it the closer you get to Jak 3. And I don't think anybody wants that looming over them.

Another Person
Oct 20, 2010

"Maybe one day you make a good general."


wildzero posted:

You just don't want to play more Jak 2, because the closer you are to completing it the closer you get to Jak 3. And I don't think anybody wants that looming over them.

Harsh words, neither of these two games are nearly as bad as anyone makes out though.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

All I wanted to do was tell women how to be feminists and compliment them on their great tits.

Then those self righteous shits called me white >:|

Now all I can hope is that this picture of a smiling xbox with awesome tits will console me.


wildzero posted:

You just don't want to play more Jak 2, because the closer you are to completing it the closer you get to Jak 3. And I don't think anybody wants that looming over them.

Jak 3 rocks. It added CARS you know. CARS make it even more like GTA or GRAND TOURISMO.

But I liked both 2 and 3. They were good games for good gamers. Of course, if you're poo poo at games you wouldn't like them, but hey, you can't please everyone.

Nemo2342
Nov 25, 2007

Friendship is *still* magic


Hbomberguy posted:

gently caress it, we're doing this. Would anyone mind too much if I continued this LP with Paper Lion as co-player and co-commentator? I'm pretty sure the only difference between them when it comes down to it is that Lion has actual knowledge and playtime invested in Two Worlds. Which is a pretty huge difference.

Go for it. Many of us are too invested to quit watching now!

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009


Hbomberguy posted:

gently caress it, we're doing this. Would anyone mind too much if I continued this LP with Paper Lion as co-player and co-commentator? I'm pretty sure the only difference between them when it comes down to it is that Lion has actual knowledge and playtime invested in Two Worlds. Which is a pretty huge difference.

Is he a Pro Sword Bro?

Paper Lion
Dec 13, 2009





ultrabindu posted:

Is he a Pro Sword Bro?

I just recorded a video almost 2 hours long so you be the judge?

Do you guys want me to try to edit it down, there are parts that are literally the exact same frames over and over for 10 minutes but then again this game has charm and inducing epileptic fits is one of them I suppose

AfroSquirrel
Sep 3, 2011


Paper Lion posted:

I just recorded a video almost 2 hours long so you be the judge?

Do you guys want me to try to edit it down, there are parts that are literally the exact same frames over and over for 10 minutes but then again this game has charm and inducing epileptic fits is one of them I suppose

As long as the commentary is entertaining, I don't mind! It'd be nice if it was still split into smaller chunks, though, or my computer might start complaining.

Paper Lion
Dec 13, 2009





It's raw footage, no commentary yet. Looking back over it it's about 100 minutes give or take unedited. I might go back over it and see what I can do, but expect a long loving update either way.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007


Fuck you say?


Can you do it in Zoidberg's voice? It'd fit the rest of the voiceacting.

Hbomberguy
Jul 4, 2009

"I just woke up this morning and my avatar was a butt!"


Update's taking a bit, but it's being done. I have learned many things about Two Worlds this night. Too many things.

Edit - P.S. Paper Lion's the one doing the update, not me, so I can't take the credit.

Hbomberguy fucked around with this message at Dec 3, 2011 around 18:50

Paper Lion
Dec 13, 2009





Welp, after all the audio problems in the world, here's the finished product!!! The download link has the whole 100 minutes unbroken up, but it's intwo parts on Blip because it wouldn't fit otherwise.

Let's Play Two Worlds 13: Enter-TAINT-ment Part 1 Part 2 Download

Instant Grat
Jul 31, 2009

Just add
NERD RAAAAAAGE


You know what, Pork Lift and wateyad are pretty cool guys, and I would chill with them (again)

goatface
Dec 5, 2007


This video is amazing.

Shaded Spriter
Mar 27, 2010



Wow pork lift can predict the other commentry.

Pork Lift: "I played this for 1,700 hours and I didn't like it for any of those hours."
Paper Lion "I played this game for over 200 hours." "Two worlds and Jak 2 are destroying my soul"

Another Person
Oct 20, 2010

"Maybe one day you make a good general."


More Than Two Guys, Still Only Two Worlds - The Two Worlds succession LP thread.

Edit: Also, it was me who rejected you jerkwad, and it was less a rejection and more me agreeing not to poo poo up your LP. Sorry man.

Another Person fucked around with this message at Dec 4, 2011 around 19:08

Veyrall
Apr 23, 2010

The greatest poet this
side of the cyberpocalypse


Sweet Jesus gently caress, this last update was long and you should feel ashamed or something. Also, what is your favorite show that has the un-ironic tits, because I don't know what any of this poo poo was but it sounds hilarious.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



I'm still only halfway through this feature length film. I don't know how I feel about being educated about the basic mechanics of this lovely, broken game, but I do know that I'll be loving the poo poo out of new guy's reaction to HBomb's playstyle.

Keep it up guys!

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

Actually, Lucy, my trouble is football. I just don't understand it. Instead of feeling happy, I feel sort of let down.

Go Lions.


I can't believe you guys haven't put any points into Alchemy. Never worry about being underleveled again!

DrGlenn
Dec 5, 2011


Contrary to Pork Lift's comments in the secret commentary I am not an accountless lurker!

Also: Wow, this game seems bad (from the latest video, haven't gotten around to seeing any of the earlier ones yet) how well did it do sales wise?

Another Person
Oct 20, 2010

"Maybe one day you make a good general."


DrGlenn posted:

Contrary to Pork Lift's comments in the secret commentary I am not an accountless lurker!

Also: Wow, this game seems bad (from the latest video, haven't gotten around to seeing any of the earlier ones yet) how well did it do sales wise?

Haha, did you sign up just to be contrarian to Pork Lift (why is this a spoiler?) then? And apparently this game sold well enough to warrant a sequel, which came out recently, so it could not have done too poorly. I know it was bashed by critics, to say the least.

And wow, reading through the wiki page for this, I see that the enemies do not respawn. You can go through the game, kill everything you meet, which is not impossible or unlikely, given the lack of consequence for dying, and then be left with a wasteland of a map on your own. AWESOME GAME DESIGN. On a note though, the designer was called Reality Pump, so perhaps it was their intention in pumping harsh reality into the game. You killed everything and can no longer have fun? Realism. They all stay dead guys.

This has now got me realising that since bandits and wolves kill each other on contact, as do bears, and probably many more creatures, it would not be surprising if these enemies went extinct first.

Edit: Hell, the villagers, with their astronomical power and health, curbstomp enemies as it is. If left to run forever with all cells active (I know the game does not work like this), it would not take long at all to be left in a world of just the villagers.

Another Person fucked around with this message at Dec 5, 2011 around 03:23

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

Actually, Lucy, my trouble is football. I just don't understand it. Instead of feeling happy, I feel sort of let down.

Go Lions.


E. Wrong thread

Gnomebitten
Mar 31, 2011

Shave Early. Shave Yourself.


DrGlenn posted:

Contrary to Pork Lift's comments in the secret commentary I am not an accountless lurker!

Also: Wow, this game seems bad (from the latest video, haven't gotten around to seeing any of the earlier ones yet) how well did it do sales wise?

Rules Thread posted:

New Games Forum Rule! (it applies here, since this is a sub-forum of Games)

Spoiler tags are for spoilers only!

Read the rules please.

Also this update was funny but by god that was terrible. Make more but also make them better.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.


Watching this little plinking at high-level enemies is actually kind of hilarious, because occasionally something will happen like the scorpion countering you and poisoning all of your blood.

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Crotalidian
Mar 11, 2011


I am chipping away at this latest update like Paper Lion at a Lava Dargon. I actually have watched more of the secret commentary (because I was at home all week last week and could download the vid, and I can watch original at work) than the original.

I have 20 minutes left of the Secret and I'm 20 mins in to the original. Unfortuantely this means I am now waiting on updates from the guys in this video in 4 threads, which is a littl sad as I cant see any one of them being updated in the near future.

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