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Oh dear lord and I'd given up hope when the Kretin thread got moved. I missed you glorious assholes. 
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| # ¿ Apr 16, 2011 06:11 |
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Hbomberguy posted:Mee-mee-mee meep! Sorry, can you repeat that? I don't understand.
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| # ¿ Apr 18, 2011 17:28 |
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We need to turn man against nature. March out into the woods, gather up every bear you can find, and kite them into a city.
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| # ¿ Apr 20, 2011 00:00 |
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These videos fill me with the odd desire to PLAY this game.
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| # ¿ Apr 21, 2011 15:42 |
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So when can we expect to see the much touted madness of Necromancy?
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| # ¿ Apr 25, 2011 01:39 |
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Animal Realism was one of the best Morrowind mods because wildlife was no longer suicidal. No more swatting every rat you see! Meanwhile in Fallout New Vegas (by all accounts an otherwise much better game) I still have to let Boone or The Kings murder junkies with switchblades and rags because they thought it was a great idea to charge two guys in NCR 1st Recon Berets and Power Armor wielding Anti Material Rifles.
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| # ¿ Apr 27, 2011 22:22 |
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For the record, the dwarves in Morrowind (and Elder Scrolls in general) aren't really dwarves, they're just elves that liked mechanical crap and were called dwarves by the Giants and Imperials. This is a completely necessary post to make. But anyway, it's good to see you guys back in action, I was starting to miss this awful game.
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| # ¿ Jul 3, 2011 04:24 |
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Gnomebitten posted:I never did like the Elder Scroll's hard-on for elves. Dunmer, Bosmer, Altmer, three bloody kinds of elves. Easy way out of being creative with races, I'd like to have seen quadrupedal arthropods with hexagonal mouths and three eyes that could shoot acid, but noooooooo. Morrowind is quite non-standard though. And the dwarves are "Dwemer" and there IS still one of them, so 4 kinds of elves, plus orcs.
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| # ¿ Jul 3, 2011 14:53 |
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This needs to become a Two Worlds Megathread, covering all expansions, tower defense games, and TW2. Do it guys. DO IT.
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| # ¿ Jul 3, 2011 21:15 |
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Organic Robot posted:It can even be home to the first LP in-video suicide pact! Oh please, don't pretend you guys don't love this game.
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| # ¿ Jul 4, 2011 10:39 |
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Remember guys: you need to show off the multiplayer at some point.
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| # ¿ Jul 8, 2011 13:09 |
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You know what this LP has been missing? Mods. ALL THE MODS. http://www.insidetwoworlds.com/local_links.php?catid=8
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| # ¿ Jul 13, 2011 10:40 |
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Songbearer posted:Do a Let's Play of the entire Fable franchise. You're the only LPer I know who could possibly cause a terminal singularity of Britishness by doing this. What are you talking about? Hbomb is Polish.
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| # ¿ Aug 4, 2011 13:38 |
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I'm worried about you guys, at this rate you're going you'll NEVER get to Two Worlds Two  .Also, Organic Robot needs to update his RDR LP next.
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| # ¿ Sep 20, 2011 22:51 |
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The Two Worlds Only God Knows Coming soon to an LP Subforum near you.
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| # ¿ Dec 23, 2011 23:45 |
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By the way this is probably way too late to be pointing this out, but yes Pork Lift, someone has done an English patch of the pigeon game, Hatoful Boyfriend. http://sce.inkwash.net/main/ It's only a patch for the free version as far as I know though.
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| # ¿ Dec 25, 2011 14:44 |
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quote:Secret Commentary Order of the Stick, Unsounded, Dresdan Codak, Oglaf, Dr. McNinja, Perry Bible Fellowship, Darths and Droids, Gastrophobia, and Girl Genius are all good webcomics. For actually thread relevant material: surely one of you got a hold of TW2 Tower Defense over the holiday Steam Sale?
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| # ¿ Jan 26, 2012 02:28 |
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I just want to say that this LP did get me to actually buy this game on Gog (for the grand price of 5 bucks on sale), and it's so much stupid fun. It's amazing how many mechanics in this broken piece of Polish crap really make me think, "wow, REAL games should have that." Hell, I rented Two Worlds 2 for my PS3 and fiddled with it for awhile, and that IS a real game... with the same Grom sounds. Rodyle fucked around with this message at Mar 11, 2012 around 04:16 |
| # ¿ Mar 11, 2012 04:09 |
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To be fair, there's not much plot advancing left to do (as of previous videos, I've not watched this one yet). By the way Paper Lion, do you know what the level 15 Necromancy Spells are? Because I've got max Necromancy in my game (mostly for lack of much else to spend points on) but the best I've found are Ghoul and Dead Hands. Rodyle fucked around with this message at Mar 14, 2012 around 04:44 |
| # ¿ Mar 14, 2012 04:40 |
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Deceitful Penguin posted:Yep! Thatīs the quality we've come to expect from the Two Worlds Team. I thought it was his psychotic defense of the very worst JRPGs imaginable. And I say that as someone with a serious tolerance level for (and even love of) Japanese Bullshit. Azure is almost single handedly responsible for the T40s telling people to stop talking about the game in their X-2 thread.
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| # ¿ Mar 14, 2012 20:12 |
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Poison Cloud is going to help you very little against some later enemies like Dead Knights, though it might be one of the better ways to clear out Gor Grammar.
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| # ¿ Mar 31, 2012 19:28 |
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Glazius posted:So you can wade through the ocean as long as you don't try to swim and realize where you are? That's not supposed to happen, as Hbomb says, you're supposed to just lose health rapidly. Why that didn't happen here is a question that can only be answered with "because Two Worlds."
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| # ¿ Apr 4, 2012 20:58 |
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Three for three, three for three!
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| # ¿ Apr 19, 2012 04:31 |
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Fitting for Two Worlds.
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| # ¿ May 28, 2012 03:08 |
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Merry Magpie posted:PM a mod? Also, I find it rather Or just open the floodgates to guest commentators.
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| # ¿ May 30, 2012 16:07 |
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Merry Magpie posted:Since it seems I may never get this answered otherwise, why did we find Japan in-game? Is this game set in some bizarre alternate history of Earth? Is this a thing? It's not that uncommon to find some eastern themed town in RPGs, that's all that was.
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| # ¿ Jul 6, 2012 04:50 |
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6 is nothing, we need as many Two Worldsmen as possible.
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| # ¿ Aug 3, 2012 19:10 |
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Nemo2342 posted:You have no idea how glad I am to see this trainwreck of a game being lped again. I miss the secret commentaries, but it's a small price to pay to get to see more of the insanity that is Two Worlds. You should just buy it. It's, dare I say it, fun.
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| # ¿ Aug 5, 2012 10:53 |
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You should honestly be pretty much done with the game by the time you're at 50 though.
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| # ¿ Aug 5, 2012 23:16 |
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Ghost happen at night. Ghosts are also immune to physical damage but they have far less HP than their living counterparts so magic or, more practically, gem-stacked weapons rips them apart. They just show up in areas where you've killed enemies, since things don't actually respawn in this game it's a way to still have something to keep the player on their toes in areas they've cleared out. edit: I didn't personally use Alchemy at all since I didn't understand the system and knew that it had been nerfed anyway. I basically just went with pumping Strength for use with my current strongest weapon+whichever type of element it had, and occasionally some Wisdom for extra Dead Hands+Poison Cloud. But then again I went to every notable location and killed tons of poo poo so for LP purposes alchemy would probably be better. Rodyle fucked around with this message at Aug 6, 2012 around 00:16 |
| # ¿ Aug 6, 2012 00:11 |
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I didn't play much of Two Worlds 2 during my brief rental of it, but I can confirm at least that the opening makes no sense given how this game ends, Twoworldsman's voice isn't nearly as fantastic, and the groms make literally the same sounds.
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| # ¿ Aug 6, 2012 21:29 |
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Hbomberguy posted:It's probably the best example of this kind of show This is a bad opinion hbomb, why are you so bad at the animes? 
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| # ¿ Aug 28, 2012 16:49 |
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They're in the process of finishing things up actually. The game is shorter than you'd think. They could probably wrap it up in a few more videos if they actually sat down and recorded them.
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| # ¿ Sep 18, 2012 17:42 |
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Vargs posted:And now it slumbers for the next two thousand years. So after the era of Great Cthulhu, we will have the era of Two Worldsman? Edit: incidentally Hbomb I'm pretty sure you get the key to the tomb as part of a quest from the Mayor of Windbreak. Who you murdered. It might be on his corpse? Rodyle fucked around with this message at Oct 6, 2012 around 00:08 |
| # ¿ Oct 5, 2012 23:10 |
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Jabronie posted:I played this recently and I'm almost positive it's the guard captain, the guy in red at Windbreak, that gives the quest which points you to the cave entrance to get that final relic. I don't know if you need that quest or not to get inside that cave. The tomb hbomb went in to find that locked gate is actually an exit, the entrance is a cave not too far off that works its way towards the relic. That must be an alternate way, because I just went in through the front door when I did it.
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| # ¿ Oct 6, 2012 01:13 |
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chibi posted:Well, lets be fair. We saw what happens when somebody tries to break the game, and we ended up with a very riveting low level dragon fight. I used Paper Lion's SWEET PROTIPS from that video when I played through the game, and it turns out they actually work when you do them from the start instead of putting points into random things and then trying to fight a dragon with the resulting crippled lunatic. Also as he mentioned there's guys in the game you can pay to let you respec your character so theoretically they could go to one of the early cities right now, pay one of those guys, and create an all strength and magic monstrosity even as far as they are. I watched both commentaries all the way through.
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| # ¿ Oct 6, 2012 15:53 |
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This is honestly my favorite thread in LP for many reasons, none of which I fully understand. All I can say is: more Dailymotion.
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| # ¿ Oct 16, 2012 01:27 |
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No, you can't let it end like this, you won't see all the deep and interesting bits of lore hidden in the world of Two Worlds. Bits such as: actual dwarves (who are exclusively hostile and just kind of there)! Jackal men (who work for an albino dragon)! ...And other things I'm sure!
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| # ¿ Oct 21, 2012 04:56 |
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I rented TW2 and didn't play much, but I did actually quite like the magic system. I was also pleased that the Grom noises were the same.
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| # ¿ Oct 28, 2012 17:07 |
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| # ¿ May 24, 2013 04:11 |
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Tin Tim posted:True, I've also explored way much of the worldmap than I should have. As an example, there is a town close to the sea, and it has some quest with sea people. If you gently caress around on the huge-rear end stretch of beach you can find a ton of unrelated sea people camps to kill and plunder. I think there's also a hidden cave there. Uh, excuse me, the scientific term is SCAPULARI. 
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