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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Mind Loving Owl posted:

Isn't something sensitive a bunch of guys who got pissed that the site being called Something Awful wasn't an invitation to be a rude shithead all the time?

That's how it started, yes. Some dudes thought their bans were unfair because apparently the internet is "no rules, ever or I'm taking my ball and going home." I guess there are a lot of people that want to hang out with goons but don't want to spend :10bux: that also latched onto it?

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Mind Loving Owl
Sep 5, 2012

The regeneration is failing! Hooooo...
Banned from Stormfront? I didn't know that happened. Do you not be racist or create some reality shattering super racism?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mind Loving Owl posted:

Banned from Stormfront? I didn't know that happened. Do you not be racist or create some reality shattering super racism?

Maybe they were too misogynistic?

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
IIRC Stormfront bans people who are too violent or unable to restrain themselves from using certain slurs. They like to think of themselves as respectable, and people who give the game away too freely interfere with that.

Mind Loving Owl
Sep 5, 2012

The regeneration is failing! Hooooo...
poo poo the freep thread was right, they really are worse than Stormfront.

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit
Stormfront bans for excessive racism, calls to violence, misogyny (towards all/white women) and some religious poo poo. They don't ban people for not being white as long as they advocate racial segregation.

GROVER CURES HOUSE
Aug 26, 2007

Go on...
Also Stormfront bans people for stalking people as hard as SS does.

Yes, even if they're Jews/race traitors.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
When Stormfront seems like the reasonable and moderate forum in comparison to yours, maybe it's time to reevaluate your own standards.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Three citations, huh? Perhaps I can get different views on thi-

No wait it's just the same loving article three times, one a newspaper and the other two are just part of their regular gaggle of citations that wholesale copy/paste articles from other places.

Oh psh, all the creationists are holding that up now.
One, the guy in question has no background in palentology, biology or anything relevant to that.
Two, he wrote a paper that says "goddidit" and instead of allowing others to see it and defend his character, he's charging 35.95 to read it.
Three, all his degrees in his fields came from the Creation Research Institute or Liberty University.
Four, no one seems to understand what soft tissue is or how it isn't some sort of dino meat.
The dude's a scammer and the dopes are buying it hook, line, and sinker

MegaZeroX
Dec 11, 2013

"I'm Jack Frost, ho! Nice to meet ya, hee ho!"



Out of curiosity, is there a wiki that is basically the opposite of Conservapedia? Like something called liberalpedia or something? It might help me to recover after staring down the bottomless pit that is Conservapedia.

Edit: I actually bothered to look up "Liberalpedia" and I found one. Sorry for having a pointless post.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

MegaZeroX posted:

Out of curiosity, is there a wiki that is basically the opposite of Conservapedia? Like something called liberalpedia or something? It might help me to recover after staring down the bottomless pit that is Conservapedia.

Rationalwiki is the closest analog I can think of, and I believe conservapedians have taken shots at it before.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

MegaZeroX posted:

Out of curiosity, is there a wiki that is basically the opposite of Conservapedia? Like something called liberalpedia or something? It might help me to recover after staring down the bottomless pit that is Conservapedia.

There's rationalwiki, I'd say its the polar opposite. A little too smug at times, but it's alright.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

MegaZeroX posted:

Out of curiosity, is there a wiki that is basically the opposite of Conservapedia? Like something called liberalpedia or something? It might help me to recover after staring down the bottomless pit that is Conservapedia.

Edit: I actually bothered to look up "Liberalpedia" and I found one. Sorry for having a pointless post.

Wouldn't the left-wing Conservapedia be like Pravda under Stalin or something?

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW

Jack Gladney posted:

Wouldn't the left-wing Conservapedia be like Pravda under Stalin or something?

Soviet Russia literally prevented schools from teaching anything related to probability because it conflicted with the deterministic philosophy of Marx. :psyduck: So yes.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
Rationalwiki was originally created to be the opposite to conservapedia by a dude who thought it was ridiculous. It's moved on since but a huge focus of the site used to be conservapedia.

Elswyyr
Mar 4, 2009

LaughMyselfTo posted:

Soviet Russia literally prevented schools from teaching anything related to probability because it conflicted with the deterministic philosophy of Marx. :psyduck: So yes.

Hm yes, it's not like Soviet Russia had any great mathematicians doing probability. C'mon, Kolmogorov got several orders from the Russian state, and he invented modern probability theory.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Elswyyr posted:

Hm yes, it's not like Soviet Russia had any great mathematicians doing probability. C'mon, Kolmogorov got several orders from the Russian state, and he invented modern probability theory.

Kolmogorov–Smirnov testing is a great euphemism for getting drunk.

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!

MegaZeroX posted:

Out of curiosity, is there a wiki that is basically the opposite of Conservapedia? Like something called liberalpedia or something? It might help me to recover after staring down the bottomless pit that is Conservapedia.

Edit: I actually bothered to look up "Liberalpedia" and I found one. Sorry for having a pointless post.

The liberal Conservapedia is called Wikipedia.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Not My Leg posted:

The liberal Conservapedia is called Wikipedia.

I think you meant to link, http://www.conservapedia.com/Wikipedia

EDIT: Fixed URL

RoyKeen fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Jul 26, 2014

Karl Rove
Feb 26, 2006

Oh man, the Elders are really lovely guys. Their astral projection seminars are literally off the fucking planet, and highly recommended.
I just dug through my little book of names and passwords, and my Conservapedia account that I made years ago survived all the purges!

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx

Karl Rove posted:

I just dug through my little book of names and passwords, and my Conservapedia account that I made years ago survived all the purges!

make a page about conservative versus liberal butts

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell

Afraid of Audio posted:

make a page about conservative versus liberal butts

Slim indian women have no butts, so big butts are liberal and vulgar also black

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

quote:

Conservative states have the lowest unemployment rates, while liberal states dominate those with the highest unemployment. [9] Why are we not surprised?

You printed this one already. It was income equality then, but, the point remains. You keep printing this.

quote:

How much energy did it take to launch the materials that changed the natural calendar of the earth and the moon? Find out here: [4][5][6]

I'm getting a little tired of this examiner.com/conservativenewsandviews.com/creationsciencehalloffame.com triple citation bullshit. The other two are just reprints of the examiner article! Are you making it look like it has a lot more support than it does? Are you trying to be deceitful?

Nuclear-based hydroplate theory whatever. It relies on the presupposition of the subcrustal ocean. I'm desperately trying to find the guy's evidence that this existed and failing repeatedly. Let's not get into how heavy water and natural nuclear explosions somehow naturally produced effects equal to several trillion nuclear bombs (???) and all that it did more or less was make water fly (?????).

SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

nsaP posted:

Rationalwiki was originally created to be the opposite to conservapedia by a dude who thought it was ridiculous. It's moved on since but a huge focus of the site used to be conservapedia.

They still have a whole category about it, complete with rebuttals to particular pages: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Category:Conservapedia

For content, here's a screenshot I submitted to the PalaeoFail tumblr a while ago:
http://palaeofail.tumblr.com/post/69824812592/ladies-and-gentlemen-conservapedia

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

This is funny.

You'd expect the subject of Death, the knowledge of our own mortality, the myriad religious and secular expectations, how the liberal arts have dealt with it...etc would elicit a fairly thorough article in any encyclopedia, no matter how round the bend the editors are.

Well, think again....



You see, at Conservapedia the real work is reserved for more important matters. Such as mediocre 80's cold-war techno-boiler Firefox!



:catstare:

Best line in the article....

quote:

True enough, the Soviets could never have built anything like Firefox in the year of the film's release, let alone the novel's release. But that does not mean that the Soviets would not be capable of building an aircraft like Firefox today, did the Soviet Union still exist. The world perhaps has Ronald Reagan to thank that no such project as Project Firefox ever began, much less came to fruition.

:allears:

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Man the wikipedia article on that movie is like half the length. I guess liberals can't appreciate quality cinema.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Best line in the article....


:allears:

Sometimes I wonder how many of them get a boner over reanimating Reagan's corpse so they can lick his rear end. Surely it couldn't have anything to do with government collapse or the state of Soviet Russia's financial issues and the facade of a super power they managed to stand up crumbling from a flawed political system. No, of course not, it was Reagan because he said something once that sounded bold but was more like punching a dead body and claiming victory

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747
I'm convinced a few of them seriously think Reagan was the Second Coming.

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW
To be fair, you can do that same kind of "hilariously important article has absurdly shorter page than hilariously unimportant article" thing on Wikipedia.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

LaughMyselfTo posted:

To be fair, you can do that same kind of "hilariously important article has absurdly shorter page than hilariously unimportant article" thing on Wikipedia.

This is true
http://www.somethingawful.com/news/wikigroaning/

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

LaughMyselfTo posted:

To be fair, you can do that same kind of "hilariously important article has absurdly shorter page than hilariously unimportant article" thing on Wikipedia.

Also :tvtropes: which I believe is one of its main criticisms. poo poo like MLP and Doctor Who has pages and pages and pages dedicated to it while stuff like Shakespeare, Thoreau, and Austen has only a fraction that much information.

(I like Doctor Who but basing one's life around something one finds entertaining seems extremely maladjusted to me, regardless of what it is or whether I happen to find it entertaining or not.)

SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

razorrozar posted:

Also :tvtropes: which I believe is one of its main criticisms. poo poo like MLP and Doctor Who has pages and pages and pages dedicated to it

Don't forget the fanfic, some of which seems to exist only in trope-page form: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/DaringDo

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




Yeah, but the thing about wikigroaning is that normally the actually important thing will have a decent article with about the level of thoroughness you'd expect from an encyclopedia, and the nerd-bullshit articles will be much longer because they're crammed full of every bit of sperglord minutiae possible, whereas on Conservapedia the stupid bullshit article will be sort of medium-length and the actually important thing will have an article that's like two or three sentences if it even exists at all. In other words, at least on Wikipedia someone will have bothered to write a decently thorough article on the important thing.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received
This is Conservapedia.

quote:

My Little Pony is a popular franchise of little girls' toys. It is most famous for the recent show entitled My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
My Little Pony and Theism

My Little Pony appears to encourage theism in several episodes. The most noticeable example is in season 1, episode 15: Feeling Pinkie Keen. This episode is about faith, and in the conclusion, the protagonists agree that one should have faith in things that one may not understand, although some Atheists have said that due the fact that there is Evidence for 'Pinkie-sense' and there is little to no evidence for Theism, that this is just "wishful thinking on the part of theists". Lauren Faust (also a Liberal) has denied that this was intentional, and is an exception from the show's liberal bias.
My Little Pony and Capitalism

It has been said by some that in the ninth episode of the second season: Sweet and Elite, is strongly Anti-Capitalist as it portrays the city of Canterlot as the "embodiment of a Capitalist Society, where the ponies there are caught up on empty frivolous trivialities, where as Ponyville is the Socialist Society where ponies base life and relations on each other.

So it ignores things like the nature of the toys, the multiple incarnations of the franchise, everything but how it relates to your ideology? Yep, Conservapedia.

This is the talk page on Conservapedia.

quote:

Editors seem to be looking into this too deeply. The connection between Feeling Pinkie Keen and theism has been strongly denied by the creator, Lauren Faust, herself. DynaboyJ 01:48, 16 December 2011 (EST)
This article may put My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic into a new light: [link] --The Morality of Logic is so astoundingly realistic, so amazingly wonderful, so filled with the justification of human unholiness that one must, in the case of incorrectness, be cast from darkness forever. 19:35, 9 March 2012 (EST)

The article wouldn't go through for me. I feel vaguely blessed.

EDIT: Oh poo poo instead of a blank page, Chrome is telling me about Malware. Thanks Shelly the Republican! :shepface:

Orange Fluffy Sheep fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Jul 28, 2014

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

So it ignores things like the nature of the toys, the multiple incarnations of the franchise, everything but how it relates to your ideology? Yep, Conservapedia.

I'm 75% sure that's a troll.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Parahexavoctal posted:

I'm 75% sure that's a troll.

The text was originally added by Conservative. Karajou and Ed Poor have protected the guy's screeds.

quote:

An activist discusses how many people agreed to the lie about Obama's birth certificate, and why. [6]



This conspiracy keeps getting more and more outlandish. I love it.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
Will they keep harping on about Obama's birth certificate once he's out of office? Once he's really old and he's out of politics? Once he's dead?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

toanoradian posted:

Will they keep harping on about Obama's birth certificate once he's out of office? Once he's really old and he's out of politics? Once he's dead?

I have one word that will answer your question better than any other: "Chappaquiddick."

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


toanoradian posted:

Will they keep harping on about Obama's birth certificate once he's out of office? Once he's really old and he's out of politics? Once he's dead?

30 minutes after he stops being black.

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quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

toanoradian posted:

Will they keep harping on about Obama's birth certificate once he's out of office? Once he's really old and he's out of politics? Once he's dead?

Wheres the real death certificate, nobama??

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