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demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004


Not worth beating a ban at this point. He is banning really fast for any infraction.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

I'd like to reserve the volleyball court


I used to love you Bruce...we could have had something beautiful.

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with


"If you ever watch CSI, you can see that even cash is traceable!!"

This guy is just precious!

Blackmjolnir
Mar 30, 2010

Bitchesss



Poor interviewee guy just smiling and nodding his head while Bruce just submerges him in

Kiwi Ghost Chips
Feb 19, 2011

death to ios
death to os x
death to capitalism


Has this guy not heard of cashier's checks? Or wire transfers? Or any feature of modern banking?

e: He's saying that everyone needs a separate computer for buttcoins.

you rock
Sep 12, 2010


gnarlyhotep posted:

I used to love you Bruce...we could have had something beautiful.

Nah too old I'm all about

Jalumibnkrayal
Apr 16, 2008



Banned for suggesting users tattoo their wallet keys on the inside of their urethra. :/

OatmealRaisin
Aug 15, 2007

I'm going to commit more science

This guy is so precious. To keep your bitcoins safe you need to have a separate computer with Linux and ONLY ever use it for bitcoins and connecting to MtGox. That's completely practical!

Tufty
May 21, 2006

The Traffic Safety Squirrel

I made this pacman gif for you guys

filthy regex
Oct 1, 2010
s/ (. Y .) / 8==D~~ /g

Jalumibnkrayal posted:

Banned for suggesting users tattoo their wallet keys on the inside of their urethra. :/

Banned for suggesting blowjobs as an anonymous form of currency.

Captain Morose
Jun 20, 2005


Jalumibnkrayal posted:

Banned for suggesting users tattoo their wallet keys on the inside of their urethra. :/

That seems like a perfectly reasonable suggestion. Bruce has gone mad with power.

Archduke
May 17, 2011



The problem is that you can't put blowjobs in a bank.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Go on daaaahhhhling...


Canine Blues Arooo posted:

"If you ever watch CSI, you can see that even cash is traceable!!"

This guy is just precious!

So this is boiling down to illegal activity or just absurd paranoia? Serial numbers on money, is it proof of a police state and is wheresgeorge.com a CIA operation?

Kiwi Ghost Chips
Feb 19, 2011

death to ios
death to os x
death to capitalism


Every system of securing buttcoins they've talked about relies on a central authority. But not the FDIC though, we don't want any part of that scam!

Wuhao
Apr 22, 2002

Pimpin' Lenin

Archduke posted:

The problem is that you can't put blowjobs in a bank.

But what if you could have promissory notes that entitled the bearer to future blowjobs, guaranteed by some sort of centralized blowjob authority...

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

I'd like to reserve the volleyball court


you rock posted:

Nah too old I'm all about

Jared is a hottie, it's true. But I'm old, I can't handle all that raw sexuality. Bruce just wanted to cuddle.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

Mew Mew Mew Mew
Mew Mew Mew


Wuhao posted:

But what if you could have promissory notes that entitled the bearer to future blowjobs, guaranteed by some sort of centralized blowjob authority...

Oh man, if they form some kind of IRS for auditing blowjob transactions, I'm so gonna submit my resume.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007


This thread is moving fast as hell. Reading the last two pages, I can't figure out what happened. A few days ago a massive hack resulted in the shifting of nearly 1/3rd of all bitcoins, did something else happen since then? There have been nearly 2,000 posts in the last day and a half.

AuMaestro
May 27, 2007



The most notable thing to happen since the Mtgox hack is this:

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

*For the CRASH! that BLAM!s


Diogines posted:

This thread is moving fast as hell. Reading the last two pages, I can't figure out what happened. A few days ago a massive hack resulted in the shifting of nearly 1/3rd of all bitcoins, did something else happen since then? There have been nearly 2,000 posts in the last day and a half.

We discovered how hilariously inept the Bitcoin Show is.

hyperbowl
Mar 26, 2010


This happened:
http://onlyonetv.com/?page_id=178

24/7 live feed from the studio of Bruce and Ed, bitcoin market reporters. Complete with cameras in demo mode, on air tech support and the host spending his entire on air time reading/moderating a chat room of goons instead of actually interviewing.

waffle
May 12, 2001
HEH


Yes, and now we're at the 1 on 1 chat with bruce time. I like these parts better than the interviews themselves.

ChubbyEmoBabe
Sep 6, 2003

-=|NMN|=-


Uggh, I think I just felt sorry for him for a second there. That's the beauty of these guys; They can seem like they truly believe the poo poo they are saying.

alreadybeen
Nov 24, 2009


Sometimes I forget this is real life, its almost too surreal.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007


AuMaestro posted:

The most notable thing to happen since the Mtgox hack is this:



I saw that. I don't understand what I am looking at-what is that?

Edit: Ah! Holy poo poo.

waffle
May 12, 2001
HEH


Diogines posted:

I saw that. I don't understand what I am looking at-what is that?
Goons have Bruce's number, before the show (I think) they called it so much it vibrated off the armrest of the chair

alreadybeen
Nov 24, 2009


Diogines posted:

I saw that. I don't understand what I am looking at-what is that?

Goons calling his phone so many times it fell off the arm of the chair.

Devian666
Aug 19, 2008

Take some advice Frank.

waffle posted:

Goons have Bruce's number, before the show (I think) they called it so much it vibrated off the armrest of the chair

This is literally the only thing that has happened that is newsworthy on this terrible show.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

I'd like to reserve the volleyball court


waffle posted:

Goons have Bruce's number, before the show (I think) they called it so much it vibrated off the armrest of the chair

During the show, while Bruce was off loving around with microphones.

you rock
Sep 12, 2010


What is the point of having a webcam on "24/7" if they're hiding from it most of the time/pointing the camera at hallways and doors and empty chairs.

filthy regex
Oct 1, 2010
s/ (. Y .) / 8==D~~ /g

The camera is running mining software, they can't turn it off.

waffle
May 12, 2001
HEH


See, I loving love this part. It's like an inept Truman show

kolider
Sep 25, 2007


It looks like Chatroll functionality has resumed in the BTC chatroom. If anyone actually cares at this point.

edit: Bruce is giving us a tour now.

Millstone
Dec 20, 2007


Bruce has been bitching to himself for the last 20 minutes and being ultra in the process. Oh and he uses a manpurse:

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008


Holy gently caress. they really did hire a studio........

"And this is where we record our live to tape interviews" What is this 1985?

Devian666
Aug 19, 2008

Take some advice Frank.

kolider posted:

It looks like Chatroll functionality has resumed in the BTC chatroom. If anyone actually cares at this point.

edit: Bruce is giving us a tour now.

Please post pictures of his surprise sex dungeon.

KennyG
Oct 22, 2002
Here to blow my own horn.

It's Christmas in june! I just finished catching up with the last 3 days of this thread. As of this morning I put the MtG:OX guys at 60% they take the money and run. Donate the coins to bit faucet or sell them off as fast as they can, but they had to have millions in trading accounts. There were no margin trades and they had those 'money laundering limits' which really just protected their scam from a short notice run. The fact that the bitcoin.org guys haven't opened their eyes to this is an amazing study in denial.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

Come on, Kickstarter my heart!


Rudager posted:

Holy gently caress. they really did hire a studio........

"And this is where we record our live to tape interviews" What is this 1985?

Something's gotta be done about your BitCoins, Marty!

alreadybeen
Nov 24, 2009


Bruce forgot something! He's back!

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Fox of Stone
Jul 2, 2007

He died for your spins.


Hey guys if buttcoins went through 200+ years of economic history in 2 weeks, can we use whatever happens in the next 2 weeks to forecast future economics? Because that would be rad.

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