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FretforyourLatte
Sep 15, 2010

Put you in my oven!


Daisyvondoom posted:

yeah I've been mostly using trojan ecstasy and ultra thin, but I've tried a few others. All of the "you should definitely feel this" type.


Is it possible that they're too snug and are cutting off some circulation? If you're girthy, trying a larger size may help.

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Zombie Zero
Apr 15, 2011

booooooobsss... err, braaaainnnnsssss!!!

AxeBreaker posted:

I actually find the old red non-lubed Trojans to be better.

Added bonus: you wont ever look down and find that your condom is red when it didnt start that way...

chapstickie
Apr 30, 2011


Zombie Zero posted:

Added bonus: you wont ever look down and find that your condom is red when it didnt start that way...

Oh, don't be a baby.

I second the possibility that the condoms might be a little too small. It certainly can't hurt to try a bigger size, right? Just make sure you have a standby that you know works in case the new ones you're trying are too big to be safe. Or, you know, try them out alone for the first one.

Actually, no matter what the solution ends up being you should try it alone first.

Daisyvondoom
Mar 26, 2010

~the best of the best~


Ha ha oh man having a condom be too big 'in the moment' as such would funny as gently caress for anyone else but like my personal nightmare. Looks like the solutions here are lube and trying different products, so that is what I will go with. Thanks pals!

reserve
Jul 27, 2009

You are part of a long tradition
of needless self-sacrifice so that
dickbags can eat overpriced foie gras.

Bloody Mayhem posted:

While we're on the subject, does anyone have a suggestion for anal toys for beginners? I chose one randomly a while back, bought it, tried it once, but wasn't really impressed so it's just picking up dust right now. If I had a better/more adapted one, maybe I wouldn't be such a pussy about trying it out again...


Oh my friend, anal beads are where it's at. I like them, my boyfriend likes them, they're easy to clean, easy to use, and a great introduction to stuff in your butt. We have the ones that look like a little caterpillar and not only are they super cute, they make for some of the best orgasms ever.

You'll want to use a lot of lube and insert the beads slowly one at a time. Part of the pleasure is the pressure of the beads against your anus, so take your time with this stuff. Once you have all, or as many, of the beads inside as you'd like, masturbate, have sex, gently caress the person with the beads in them, (apparently dudes can feel them through the vaginal wall, like, against their dick), gently manipulate them, pull them out and put them back in, whatever you want. I've found that it's very nice to pull them out just as you come to orgasm. Works like an intensifying charm.

Good luck and go forth!

reserve fucked around with this message at Jun 10, 2011 around 13:35

AxeBreaker
Jan 1, 2005
Who fucking cares?

Zombie Zero posted:

Added bonus: you wont ever look down and find that your condom is red when it didnt start that way...

Only the package is red, the condoms are plain ol white latex. Crowns are pink and too drat tight for me though.

ABlix-
Aug 22, 2004
Old School Software Pimp

So the condom has broken twice in the last two weeks. I'm using the free LifeStyle (although the other type that broke was a Trojan that I bought myself) condoms that I get from the University. Should I buy a different brand? This is getting annoying..

ladyweapon
Nov 6, 2010

It reads all over his face,
like he's an Italian.


I hope this is the right thread, its a sex toy question.

I went to replace the batteries in my rabbit and noticed that the batteries had leaked or something. The battery case is looks like theres rust on it. Its waterproof and its been used in the shower, so I'm assuming that has something to do with it? Since I'm awful at description heres a photo:


Is it still safe to use? Should I find a replacement battery holder? Also since its silicone (as far as I know), I shouldn't use silicone lube. Water based never seems to do the job right unless I've just used horrible quality water based lube.

Bloody Mayhem
Jan 25, 2007

Victimology is all over the place!


reserve posted:

Anal beads

I'll look into that, thanks! My other toy was a really rigid mini-vibe with a mushroom head. It wasn't all that great. I'm kinda scared that I just don't enjoy anal, though. I'm not experienced at all in the matter (only fingers and the aforementioned toy), but it was never pleasurable. If it's static, I guess I can just forget about it, but as soon as there is motion, the discomfort and burning sensation rears it's ugly head. It doesn't add anything to my pleasure; in fact, it distracts from it. I'll admit to being really nervous and embarrassed about the potential for poop thing, also. I'm a bit of a control freak, and I really dislike the idea of appearing "not at my best" in front of someone I care about .


On to another question, this time about HPV. My gynecologist sent me to have a colposcopy done after my PAP test came back wonky. I went, they took samples, all was well. I came back a week later for the results: I have low grade lesions, but according to them it's nothing to worry about (I just need to have a colposcopy done every 6 monts to a year instead of a Pap test). I'm also clean as far as STDs that can be detected through Pap test (gonorrhea, chlamydia, etc.).

What about HPV, I ask. They told me they didn't test for it since it's an expensive test, and given the lesions that I had, I most likely have it. I'm freaking out about this, of course. Like, oh poo poo I have HPV. I got Gardasil vaccine as soon as my gyno ordered the colposcopy, but I guess it was too late. The thing is, I had unprotected sex in between my colposcopy and the results (condom broke), with my soon-to-be boyfriend (if all goes well). And if it does become official, we'll obviously want to go bareback.

My guess is I have to tell him. HPV is not like HSV-1 as far as I know... I'm scared, of course, of being cast away like a leper. I've only ever had unprotected sex with guys I was in a committed relationship with, but I guess I guess I wasn't lucky . Should I fork the 110$ for the test to be positive of the result? I just don't know how to handle this, I've always been healthy before

Sperg Victorious
Mar 25, 2011


Bloody Mayhem posted:

I'll look into that, thanks! My other toy was a really rigid mini-vibe with a mushroom head. It wasn't all that great. I'm kinda scared that I just don't enjoy anal, though. I'm not experienced at all in the matter (only fingers and the aforementioned toy), but it was never pleasurable. If it's static, I guess I can just forget about it, but as soon as there is motion, the discomfort and burning sensation rears it's ugly head. It doesn't add anything to my pleasure; in fact, it distracts from it. I'll admit to being really nervous and embarrassed about the potential for poop thing, also. I'm a bit of a control freak, and I really dislike the idea of appearing "not at my best" in front of someone I care about .

If you want to be extra sure, just keep in mind of what times of the day you typically have to go poo. Like if you're usually done with all your pooing after say 3 PM, you should be good for the rest of the day.

BoyBlunder
Sep 16, 2008


Bloody Mayhem posted:

HPV stuff

Get the test.

Zombie Zero
Apr 15, 2011

booooooobsss... err, braaaainnnnsssss!!!

2508084 posted:

I hope this is the right thread, its a sex toy question.

I went to replace the batteries in my rabbit and noticed that the batteries had leaked or something. The battery case is looks like theres rust on it. Its waterproof and its been used in the shower, so I'm assuming that has something to do with it?

Its probably battery acid that leaked from the batteries. All batteries will leak after a while but the cheap ones tend to do it faster. Unless you found water in the battery area, I doubt using it in the shower had anything to do with it. You could always dunk the thing in some water and then check the battery compartment to be sure.

Baking soda will neutralize the acid, you could use a solution of baking soda dissolved in water with a small brush to get most of that off probably.

Hana Dammit
Nov 29, 2004

Punch-drunk tears of a clone.

Gonna just preface this from the start with: if I had insurance, I would have already made a Dr's appointment.

Goons I am afraid there is something wrong with some part of my lady-organs. Quick facts:
- my periods have always been hella normal and regular... until I went on the ring a couple of months ago and then I had my period for a solid month. One whole month. Total hell. I am no longer using the ring, the doctor I saw for quickfact 2 said it was most likely a side effect. Next period is due to start next week and I anticipate it with baited breath~
- recently, at the ripe old age of 22 years old, after 8 years of sexual contact, I tore my hymen on NewBoyfriend's epic penis. This was very surprising and painful and bloody, so I ended up visiting a clinic to figure out what the excruciating pain I was dealing with was, and thus the discovery of my recently torn hymen was made. This made for a gloriously hilarious drs visit, let me just say.
- because of fact two, NewBoyfriend and I practiced celibacy for 8 whole days, had one glorious day of premarital union and that brings us to my current vagina-drama:

Today after doin' it uh, really pretty intensely, I had excruciating pain in my lower abdomin, almost like the worst gas bubble and muscle cramps together as one stabbing you from the inside out with a knife. It lasted no more than 10 minutes (probably more like 5) and everything has been peachy since then.

Anyone know wtf? Do I need to go spend a couple of weeks selling plasma and see another doctor or was this just a fluke? Could I possibly have a second, more secret and much deeper hymen?

Also anyone else lose their hymen ultra late in the game? My new name at work has been "the Sluttiest Virgin Ever".

Hana Dammit fucked around with this message at Jun 11, 2011 around 04:42

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Hana Dammit posted:

Also anyone else lose their hymen ultra late in the game? My new name at work has been "the Sluttiest Virgin Ever".

Where on earth do you work that this is something you discuss with your co-workers?

Quail Butter
May 12, 2008

Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus!


Hana Dammit posted:

Today after doin' it uh, really pretty intensely, I had excruciating pain in my lower abdomen, almost like the worst gas bubble and muscle cramps together as one stabbing you from the inside out with a knife. It lasted no more than 10 minutes (probably more like 5) and everything has been peachy since then.

Sounds to me like he may have bashed up your cervix a bit. Next time either have him be a bit more gentle, or just grin and bear it.

Tank_Sledgehammer
Jul 22, 2007

Able to withstand the impact of a level-10 rock-throw!


Did your boyfriend cum inside you?

I had one ex who would have cramps and irritation whenever I came inside, it was kind of alarming. Her gyno told her that there was a small chance she could be allergic to me but we never found out the cause.

It sounds like it might be the cervix thing but I wanted to throw that out too.

Also kinda curious if anyone else has ever heard of being allergic to a specific guy's cum, that is not something I'd ever heard before or since.

Insatiably Curious
Jun 10, 2011



Tank_Sledgehammer posted:

Also kinda curious if anyone else has ever heard of being allergic to a specific guy's cum, that is not something I'd ever heard before or since.

I've heard of it, but never experienced it myself. The allergic reaction in question took the form of itching and a mild rash when that particular guy's cum came (see what I did there?) into contact with her skin. She'd never had that problem before, nor did she with her next partner - who she married.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

THE WHIPPED CREAM GENOCIDE BROUHAHA


^^^ Looks like semen rash is more common than I thought

Tank_Sledgehammer posted:

Also kinda curious if anyone else has ever heard of being allergic to a specific guy's cum, that is not something I'd ever heard before or since.

I remember a friend's roommate telling us that she got once a rash on her tummy after some guy busted a nut all over it, if that helps. We just stuck with a "caustic semen" hypothesis and allergies weren't really considered.

Maybe we should reopen the case...

Tank_Sledgehammer
Jul 22, 2007

Able to withstand the impact of a level-10 rock-throw!


Mak0rz posted:

^^^ Looks like semen rash is more common than I thought


I remember a friend's roommate telling us that she got once a rash on her tummy after some guy busted a nut all over it, if that helps. We just stuck with a "caustic semen" hypothesis and allergies weren't really considered.

Maybe we should reopen the case...

Yeah, she and her friends had an in-joke about how I had killer sperm.

It wasn't very flattering.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005



2508084 posted:

I hope this is the right thread, its a sex toy question.

I went to replace the batteries in my rabbit and noticed that the batteries had leaked or something. The battery case is looks like theres rust on it. Its waterproof and its been used in the shower, so I'm assuming that has something to do with it? Since I'm awful at description heres a photo:


Is it still safe to use? Should I find a replacement battery holder? Also since its silicone (as far as I know), I shouldn't use silicone lube. Water based never seems to do the job right unless I've just used horrible quality water based lube.
Major battery brands consider leaking a defect and will replace anything damaged by leaking batteries. So it you don't mind telling a customer service rep that their batteries destroyed your vibrator, call them up and complain.

Daisyvondoom
Mar 26, 2010

~the best of the best~


Hana Dammit posted:

Today after doin' it uh, really pretty intensely, I had excruciating pain in my lower abdomin, almost like the worst gas bubble and muscle cramps together as one stabbing you from the inside out with a knife. It lasted no more than 10 minutes (probably more like 5) and everything has been peachy since then.

It is actually possible that at just the right/wrong angle an especially vigorous thrust can basically hit you in your lady-balls. Still hurts real real bad, but much harder to reach! Based on my professional experience with man ball impacts, that feeling basically sounds right, too.

RGBRIOT
Apr 19, 2009

"Beauty, packaged for a digital world."


Daisyvondoom posted:

It is actually possible that at just the right/wrong angle an especially vigorous thrust can basically hit you in your lady-balls. Still hurts real real bad, but much harder to reach! Based on my professional experience with man ball impacts, that feeling basically sounds right, too.

Cervix is the word you're looking for here.

ChiaPetOutletStore
Apr 25, 2010


Here's my question for the thread: I cum much quicker, and with less build up during sex then during oral. I've tried some of the edging stuff I've seen online, but a lot of the time I don't really have any kind of build up. Everything's going along like normal, and then all of a sudden I'm done. It isn't even usually all that strong of an orgasm, as opposed to getting a blowjob, where I slowly build up to an orgasm that's a fairly strong.

I'm willing to bet the fact that I'm not really in the best shape probably factors into it, but I wonder if there's anything else I should try?

big fat retard
Nov 11, 2003
I AM AN IDIOT WITH A COMPULSIVE NEED TO TROLL EVERY THREAD I SEE!!!! PAY NO ATTENTION TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!!!

Trans-Angeles posted:



“I can’t come during vaginal sex” (male)
Stop masturbating and watching porn. If you have been jerking off regularly for a while, you may have desensitized your penis. Your hand can give a lot more pressure/force/speed than anything else. The good news is that if you cut out masturbation and porn for a couple of weeks, your penis will regain its sensitivity. If you’ve already tried that, try it for longer. Seriously.



Does this depend on age? I'm 28, so does this make it longer and more difficult than if I were 21?

Also, are there any medications/creams that would expedite the process?

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

THIRTEEN!

Hana Dammit posted:

Today after doin' it uh, really pretty intensely, I had excruciating pain in my lower abdomin, almost like the worst gas bubble and muscle cramps together as one stabbing you from the inside out with a knife. It lasted no more than 10 minutes (probably more like 5) and everything has been peachy since then.

I had this problem with an old boyfriend that I am pretty sure was the female equivalent of blue balls. He never got me off and he wasn't nearly big enough to be able to hit my cervix. I'd usually get an intense pain not long after that felt like my uterus was squeezing really hard.

Daisyvondoom
Mar 26, 2010

~the best of the best~


Trans-Angeles posted:

Cervix is the word you're looking for here.
No that's easy to reach There was a post in some thread here where a lady was getting vigorous with her man then suddenly hurt really bad like she was going to vomit and die, so they went to the hospital. There, the doctor said what I said about lady-balls in more professional terms.

e re: speed-orgasmo a couple posts up, that sounds exactly like regular old premature ejaculation, assuming you're complaining because it's too fast in addition to being surprising

Daisyvondoom fucked around with this message at Jun 12, 2011 around 14:23

Tank_Sledgehammer
Jul 22, 2007

Able to withstand the impact of a level-10 rock-throw!


Ladies do not have balls unless they are intersexed or transgender ladies. Ladyballs are not a thing most ladies have. If you're not referring to the cervix, please be clear as to what organ(s) or other body-parts you are referring to.

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

THIRTEEN!

Lady balls would be the ovaries. If someone got hit in the ovaries during sex, she would be dead.

Daisyvondoom
Mar 26, 2010

~the best of the best~


Maybe I hallucinated it swear to god it was in the sexual encounters gone awkwardly wrong thread but search doesn't turn up anything! It seemed strange to me at the time too but who am I to doubt a post on the internet right

e: I FOUND IT FUCKERS http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...0#post345394758 it is no longer my fault for being retarded

Namirsolo
Jan 20, 2009

Like that, babe?

Daisyvondoom posted:

Maybe I hallucinated it swear to god it was in the sexual encounters gone awkwardly wrong thread but search doesn't turn up anything! It seemed strange to me at the time too but who am I to doubt a post on the internet right

e: I FOUND IT FUCKERS http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...0#post345394758 it is no longer my fault for being retarded

I don't see anything there about "lady balls". The penis can't go farther than the cervix, that is part of the function of it, to stop it.

Like has been said before, some girls enjoy having their cervix hit. Some find it very painful. Even the ones who enjoy having it hit sometimes suffer cramps afterwards that aren't that fun.

Daisyvondoom
Mar 26, 2010

~the best of the best~


that post i linked posted:

if he is going at an angle and hits an ovary, that sucks. But, then again, I now also know what it's like for a guy to get kicked in the nuts. I've got to say, that's the weirdest most horrible nausea I have ever experienced.

no ovaries here boss

Namirsolo
Jan 20, 2009

Like that, babe?

It is literally impossible for a guy to hit an ovary during sex. The cervix is an extremely tiny opening and will not let anything through except fluids. The ovaries are also off to the side and not really adjacent to the vaginal canal at all- they are adjacent to the uterus.

Now, I think it is conceivably possible for a guy to hit the cervix so forcefully that it could increase pressure on the entire area and possibly lead to pain in the ovaries, but it is definitely not from directly hitting them.

Daisyvondoom
Mar 26, 2010

~the best of the best~


That all sounds reasonable to me man, I was just running on what I knew from an ovary owner Guess if she is actually retarded and doesn't know what the gently caress is going on inside her I will put that back in the vault, never to return again~

VVVV more an 'assuming a lady knows more about her own innards than i do' problem than an ingorance one really. Clearly a lesson in trusting people who should know what they are talking about! VVVV

Daisyvondoom fucked around with this message at Jun 12, 2011 around 18:07

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

THE WHIPPED CREAM GENOCIDE BROUHAHA


Daisyvondoom posted:

That all sounds reasonable to me man, I was just running on what I knew from an ovary owner Guess if she is actually retarded and doesn't know what the gently caress is going on inside her I will put that back in the vault, never to return again~

I don't mean to sound condescending, but how old are you? I get the idea that you're a guy, but that doesn't really mean that it's normal to not know this. I just don't understand how anyone over the age of 16 could be so naive about the human anatomy.

EDIT: This goes for that poster you quoted as well (and seriously doubly-so because it was a woman), so I'm not necessarily singling you out.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011

I already miss my old avatar...


Ok so I just bought my friend this http://www.tootimid.com/g-spotter-waterproof.html
I just would like an assurance from ladygoons that she'll enjoy it. Its nice that me and her are so comfortable around each other this isn't really abnormal or anything for us.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Daisyvondoom posted:

Maybe I hallucinated it swear to god it was in the sexual encounters gone awkwardly wrong thread but search doesn't turn up anything! It seemed strange to me at the time too but who am I to doubt a post on the internet right

e: I FOUND IT FUCKERS http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...0#post345394758 it is no longer my fault for being retarded

They're talking about hitting the cervix in the link you posted. And yes getting hit in cervix can hurt a lot.

Like everyone has said, it's not possible to physically touch the ovaries from the inside during sex (or any other time really). The guy's penis would have to go through her cervix, uterus and off to the side through the fallopian tubes just to get to them - physically impossible for both parties for several reasons.

It is possible when things are rough or "vigorous" that you might jostle things around in there and that can be pretty uncomfortable. It might also cause the uterus to cramp up, which can be painful too. The only way you're going to touch ovaries though is to palpate them externally through the abdomen like a doctor. Which is also uncomfortable and very unsexy.

(Official ovary owner here.)

Lovie Unsmith
Mar 19, 2005



Just look at a Georgia O'Keefe painting. The ovaries are somewhere along the horns.

Ottoman
Apr 30, 2004

Hideki! You have so many side dishes. Can Chii be your main course?

Hana Dammit posted:

Today after doin' it uh, really pretty intensely, I had excruciating pain in my lower abdomin, almost like the worst gas bubble and muscle cramps together as one stabbing you from the inside out with a knife. It lasted no more than 10 minutes (probably more like 5) and everything has been peachy since then.
Another suggestion for discussion: did you orgasm? Occasionally I get pain that matches your description after a really intense orgasm, maybe it was something like that?

The vaginal walls contract during orgasm, right? Maybe after a really intense orgasm or multiple orgasms there could be some sort of vaginal cramp related to the actual muscle action associated with cumming. Just a hypothesis. In my case it lasted a half hour and came on an hour after intercourse, I almost felt like I had indigestion or something, but I have had lesser versions of this pain after masturbating so I figured out what it was. In every instance, I relaxed for a while and all was well as in your case. Did it feel like period cramps at all?

RGBRIOT
Apr 19, 2009

"Beauty, packaged for a digital world."


THE HORSES rear end posted:

Does this depend on age? I'm 28, so does this make it longer and more difficult than if I were 21?

Also, are there any medications/creams that would expedite the process?

No it is not age dependent. You can retrain yourself at any age. Mileage dependent may be more apt.

As far as I know any creams would be geared towards the desensitizing department.

Should you still find yourself having issues after masturbation cessation, it may be time to look into other possible issues such as medications, lifestyle choices, diet, overall fitness, mental/emotional state, arousal, etc.

RGBRIOT fucked around with this message at Jun 13, 2011 around 06:42

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Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Ottoman posted:

Another suggestion for discussion: did you orgasm? Occasionally I get pain that matches your description after a really intense orgasm, maybe it was something like that?

The vaginal walls contract during orgasm, right? Maybe after a really intense orgasm or multiple orgasms there could be some sort of vaginal cramp related to the actual muscle action associated with cumming. Just a hypothesis. In my case it lasted a half hour and came on an hour after intercourse, I almost felt like I had indigestion or something, but I have had lesser versions of this pain after masturbating so I figured out what it was. In every instance, I relaxed for a while and all was well as in your case. Did it feel like period cramps at all?

The uterus sometimes contracts during/after orgasm so my guess that's what you're feeling there.

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