- jisforjosh
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Germanic White foot soldiers fighting for the British Empire based on greed against the Liberal ideals of the Founding Fathers.
Old White foot soldiers fighting for corporate interests based on "gently caress You, Got mine" against liberals and democrats.
Pretty close.
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- 00Kevin
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And here I thought he just didn't know any better.
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- Zwabu
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Wingnut Ninja posted:
I get the iimpression that this guy thinks Bin Laden was a video game boss; you have to slowly fight your way floor by floor up to the top of his Muslim Doom Fortress, collecting sequential upgrades that allow you access to new areas. You have to mow down hundreds of Al Qaeda henchmen, and several mini-bosses, before you get to Bin Laden. Once you do, you fight him in three different settings before he reveals his true form; a fire-breathing, Koran-quoting, tentacled eldritch horror. Only by combining the five gems you discovered along the way can you activate the ancient superweapon to finally defeat him.
This actually sounds pretty fun, in a Castle BinLadenStein 3D kind of way. I'd play the hell out of it.
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Jun 29, 2011 01:00
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- truavatar
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GIS Jedi
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Zwabu posted:
This actually sounds pretty fun, in a Castle BinLadenStein 3D kind of way. I'd play the hell out of it.
I'm a little surprised its not already available.
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Jun 29, 2011 01:02
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- Orange Devil
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truavatar posted:
I'm a little surprised its not already available.
Call of Duty / Modern Warfare aims for holiday season releases.
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Jun 29, 2011 01:05
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- Zeroisanumber
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He also occasionally breaks into a Scottish accent. I think he thinks that he's Braveheart.
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- Coolodile
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truavatar posted:
I'm a little surprised its not already available.
Well there's always Fugitive Hunter.
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Jun 29, 2011 04:47
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- Mr Interweb
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The Freepers are hard at work 'correcting' American history on Wikipedia once more:
quote:GOP presidential candidate Rep. Michele Bachmann is now getting the Sarah Palin treatment on Wikipedia. In light of Bachmann’s latest historical hiccup, people are trying to edit John Quincy Adam’s Wikipedia page to reflect her recent gaffe. One edit, for example, changes his description from “John Adams was the sixth President of the United States” to “John Adams, a founding father, was the sixth President of the United States.”
Another more satirical edit added, “But even as an embryo, John Quincy Adams could feel pain and was a Founding Father.” In striking the revisions, the page administrator included the statement, “Please don’t edit an historical article based on current events.” Incidentally, the Founding Fathers Wikipedia page still does not list John Quincy Adams as a member.
http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2...s-wiki-editing/
After the Paul Revere incident, I was wondering how long it'd take the tea baggers to take care of this.
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Jun 29, 2011 07:12
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- Stultus Maximus
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Whenever I hit "r" in my address bar, Raine Dog comes up. Goddammit.
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00Kevin posted:
And here I thought he just didn't know any better.
Ignorance is the usual explanation for teabaggers.
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Jun 29, 2011 10:08
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- Soviet Commubot
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MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM!
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Atasi posted:Actually he's not far off, if we're going to define middle class by what most people think of when they hear that, a married couple, who own a home, have 2-3 kids, two or more cars and live comfortably.
I know this discussion was forever ago but I grew up in what is essentially Freeperland (Middle of Nowhere, Midwest) and you can do all that on a combined income of $60-70k back in the old hometown. This leads me to suspect that more Freepers are suburbanites than actual rural farm-town types.
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Jun 29, 2011 14:01
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- ClearAirTurbulence
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Soviet Commubot posted:
I know this discussion was forever ago but I grew up in what is essentially Freeperland (Middle of Nowhere, Midwest) and you can do all that on a combined income of $60-70k back in the old hometown. This leads me to suspect that more Freepers are suburbanites than actual rural farm-town types.
I think a lot of them like to pretend that they are better off than they are, and to justify their complaints about progressive tax systems. "$250K a year is not rich, that's what it takes to maintain my modest middle-class lifestyle" << posts from a WebTV in their mother's trailer.
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- OneEightHundred
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Some of the crazy spills over to regular news sites that have barely-moderated comment sections, Obama semi-supporting gay marriage brought out a few:
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/pres...ory&id=13930863
1coachretired posted:No- this gay marriage thing is NOT WORKING AS IT SHOULD! The citizens of a free democratic republic VOTE for laws that affect their every day live and have been in effect for 6,000 years! 31 states voted "NO" for same gender marriage- only liberal anti-God legislators and promoters of disgusting, disease spreading sexual acts pass these diabolical laws for degenerates!
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalp...he-balance.html
Pataricia posted:N E W S - F L A S H for the Media and Elicia Dover
There is no such thing as Gay Marriage!
Marriage is the union of a man and a woman.
The word you are looking for is Garriage, Google it.
Garriage is the union of two people of the same sex.
Obama should grow a spine and come out in support of Garriage.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8601-503544_...r#ixzz1QgQj8tTw
ajvw posted:Please explain what rights I, as a heterosexual, have that a gay doesn't have. I have the right to marry someone of the opposite sex and don't have the right to marry someone of the same sex. Seems to me we both have the same rights. nativeamericancitizen posted:All humans have the right to life, liberty, freedom and the pursuit of happiness. However, all human actions are not morally equivalent. Some actions and behaviors come with consequences both here and on judgment day. If God calls homosexuality a hideous sin, and man gives special protection and treatment to those who engage in it, and man punishes those who oppose it, then society has disintegrated into a free fall from which it's bound not to recover from anytime soon. Image a world where right is wrong, and wrong is right, and where the truth is a lie and the lie is the truth. Do you want to live in such a world? If good men and women don't rise up and crush the lie of homosexuality, they will be without excuse on judgment day! Don't believe homosexual offenders are "born that way." They will claim science has proved it, but don't believe their satanic lie. They are either deliberately lying or they have allowed themselves to be deceived in order to justify their deviant, hateful, violent, unloving homosexual behavior/sex! Further, if the world is to embrace homosexuality as true and holy, it surely means Jesus the Christ is coming back to judge the living and the dead; very, very, very soon. nativeamericancitizen posted: Obama is simply trying to bribe votes using God's sacred marriage covenant as bait for the degenerates. What Obama doesn't fully realize and understand is the evil he is fighting for here on this earth, is the evil by which he will experience God's holy wrath for eternity, if he doesn't repent. Every human has the same rights with marriage, but not every human behavior is allowed or should be! You can't marry your horse, you can't marry more than one person, you can't marry your dog, and two men or two women can't marry each other. Homosexuality is a behavior that we have control and choice over, it's not an identity. Desires may influence behavior, but they are not conclusive. Humans are able to decide from the choices we reason from. And choices that are sins, such as homosexuality demand the penalty of eternal damnation. If we are going to give special rights and treatment to one sin, then we must give special rights and treatment to all sin. When are we going to accept people who murder or molest children, and say they are also "born that way?" When are we going to hear from other sociopaths that there is a murder gene or a child molester gene or a surprise sex gene or a bank robber gene or a liar gene? Homosexual offenders need to take responsibility for their deviant, hateful, violent homosexual behavior/sex, and stop trying to con others to approve of their homosexual behavior/sex, that should know better. There is no real science nor will there ever be, that there is a gay gene. This lie is one of the biggest lies of Satan, and those who continue to preach it, propagate it, and ram it down the throats of our children in the public schools will have hell to pay, if they don't repent! nativeamericancitizen posted:Brilliant, very well thought out! Excellent reasoning and use of logic building blocks. However, we true scientists all know there is no such thing as a gay gene. This is a creation of the homosexual mafia to further their deviant homosexual cause by an ends justify the means mode of operation. magnumdr posted:If anyone supports same sex marrige, you have no morrals. This society has found a way to accept a same sex marrige because we just dont care anymore. Go ahead and let these people get their way and let our morrals go down the hole a little deeper. Pretty soon we will have no morrals at all and a person will be able to marry their sons or daughters? OneEightHundred fucked around with this message at Jun 29, 2011 around 17:27
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ClearAirTurbulence posted:
I think a lot of them like to pretend that they are better off than they are, and to justify their complaints about progressive tax systems. "$250K a year is not rich, that's what it takes to maintain my modest middle-class lifestyle" << posts from a WebTV in their mother's trailer.
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- poemdexter
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how the fuck did i get here
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ClearAirTurbulence posted:
I think a lot of them like to pretend that they are better off than they are, and to justify their complaints about progressive tax systems. "$250K a year is not rich, that's what it takes to maintain my modest middle-class lifestyle" << posts from a WebTV in their mother's trailer.
I guess you can generalize it as "An amount that I will never achieve is what middle class needs and it's their fault I'll never achieve it."
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- Hasters
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Look to the past and remember no fempire rises that sooner or later won't fall.
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Soviet Commubot posted:
I know this discussion was forever ago but I grew up in what is essentially Freeperland (Middle of Nowhere, Midwest) and you can do all that on a combined income of $60-70k back in the old hometown. This leads me to suspect that more Freepers are suburbanites than actual rural farm-town types.
EDIT: Undoubtedly, the Venn Euler diagram of white flight participants and freep posters is a single circle.
vvv Cheerfully corrected  vvv
Hasters fucked around with this message at Jun 29, 2011 around 17:23
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- Stultus Maximus
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Whenever I hit "r" in my address bar, Raine Dog comes up. Goddammit.
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Atasi posted:
Undoubtedly, the Venn diagram of white flight participants and freep posters is a single circle.
Euler diagram. Venn diagrams include all logically possible sets while Euler only has to include actually possible sets. 
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I think I'm starting to understand why the far-right refuses to acknowledge the founding fathers as the liberals/progressives of their time. It's pure delusion!
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Jun 29, 2011 17:15
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- Tars Tarkas
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Rock the Mok
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Another Sovereign Citizen acts like an upstanding human being (no gun violence this time...yet!)
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsme...kru.php?ref=fpb
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- Davethulhu
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Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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Starring Malcolm X, Texas Ranger.
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- muike
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quote:Home calls himself the Chairman of Arizona's Independent Rights Party, which offers legal help and "Foreclosure Recovery Services." The site states: "Experience to our party members has shown that lawyers should not be allowed in our Courts nor our government."
So he at least pretends to offer legal recourse through the American legal system but at the same time refuses its legitimacy.
Now, I know Sovereign Citizens are nutty, and I still don't wholly understand their reasoning, but why would you ever believe that a man who doesn't believe in the legitimacy of the government would be a good choice to help you in legal matters?
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- Hasters
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Look to the past and remember no fempire rises that sooner or later won't fall.
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Pretentious Turtle posted:
So he at least pretends to offer legal recourse through the American legal system but at the same time refuses its legitimacy.
Now, I know Sovereign Citizens are nutty, and I still don't wholly understand their reasoning, but why would you ever believe that a man who doesn't believe in the legitimacy of the government would be a good choice to help you in legal matters?
You forgot the best part, he charges a fee for his services, payable in completely worthless and illegitimate Federal Reserve Notes of course.
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Jun 29, 2011 20:47
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- Senor Science
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MI DIOS!!! ESTA CIENCIA ES DIABOLICO!!!
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ChipNDip posted:
I think a lot of them are people like my grandfather, who was a division Vice-President at a mid-size company, but if you listened to him or my grandmother, you'd think that they were one lost paycheck away from living in a box.
Freepers seem to be like my late neighbor, who are quite wealthy but aren't happy with their lives and accomplishments, and would rather be miserable old men whining about the coloreds and the gays than actually being happy in life.
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Jun 29, 2011 20:50
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- Zeroisanumber
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Atasi posted:
You forgot the best part, he charges a fee for his services, payable in completely worthless and illegitimate Federal Reserve Notes of course.
Maybe he only accepts payment in gold dubloons?
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Senor Science posted:
Freepers seem to be like my late neighbor, who are quite wealthy but aren't happy with their lives and accomplishments, and would rather be miserable old men whining about the coloreds and the gays than actually being happy in life.
Then they extend their unhappiness to others.
poo poo, you don't even have to be rich, it's just them trying to force their unhappiness on others while they deny it and tout the party line.
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- Logikv9
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quote:The Un-American American President
By Jay Clarke
Something is wrong with Barack Obama. We all know it. We all see it. When he speaks about America, Americans cringe. There is a strangeness to his manner, an unease when he talks about America. He appears awkward and uncomfortable. His speech seems performed and practiced yet, oddly halting. It's reminiscent of American POW's in Vietnam or Iraq reading a forced confession. His eyes, expressions, and vocal tone are disconnected from his words. The words themselves often sound American, but the delivery is clinical and detached. His attempts at patriotic sentiment ring hollow and phony. "Once again, with feeling!" is how Americans are left feeling. He just doesn't seem right. He doesn't seem like, well...one of us.
Before anyone "goes there" and makes accusations of racism, this is about a pervasive, nagging, national perception that Barack Obama does not intuitively understand or appreciate America or Americans. Not our past. Not our present or future. He just doesn't act or sound like an American. In fact, there are good reasons and ample evidence for why.
For many of us, "being an American" was a normal part of our collective upbringing. We learned it in school. We said the Pledge of Allegiance every morning right alongside our teachers. Even in liberal Southern California the day began with the Pledge often followed by singing "God Bless America" or "America the Beautiful." Annual "Flag Ceremonies" were held with quotations from the Declaration of Independence and patriotic songs performed by the student body, in public, for parents and passersby to enjoy. There were even songs that mentioned God. Christmas was celebrated, in school. It was understood that God was integral to the founding of America and that The Creator was the true source of our liberties. Schools reinforced parental authority, being a good citizen, and responsibility to God. Religion was never preached or taught, but it was also never denigrated and never censored.
Public school teachers and administrators modeled patriotism for their students. It was part of growing up in America. Honoring America. Being an American. The 4th of July was a community celebration. We stood with parents, neighbors, and friends and together celebrated America. We learned early on to revere the Stars and Stripes. The Flag was sacred. Many of our fathers, grandfathers, uncles, and brothers had fought for it in wars past and were fighting for it in Vietnam. Many had died and would die for the American Flag and the people and ideals it represented. We saw the sacrifices on the nightly news with continual pictures of dead American soldiers and the daily "body count" recited.
From the World War II Generation to those who lived and fought through Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan today's Americans are those who know, all too well, the price of freedom. Our children and grandchildren witnessed the attacks of September 11, 2001. The memory of distraught parents, difficult dinnertime conversations, and the ensuing War on Terror shaped their youth and young adult years.
These and many other shared experiences before and since have created generations of Americans who cherish this land, this idea that is America. They do so with heart and soul. Standing on cue they remove their hats, place their hands over their hearts or salute, and then choke back the tears as the Star-Spangled Banner is played. They are Americans within the very fiber of their being.
Naturalized citizens often display this same love of country, for many have escaped oppressive regimes or economic hopelessness to come to America and be adopted as America's sons and daughters. They came seeking their American Dream, the freedom and opportunity to build a better life for themselves and their families. There's a common, deep, and intimate connection that Americans feel for their country. The soul of America is maintained in the hearts of its people, fiercely loyal to the vision of our Founders and the ideas and precepts of our founding documents.
These same kinds of experiences did not shape the young Barack Obama. His mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, was an atheist and politically extreme. At the age of 6 the future president was ushered off to Indonesia where he attended school registered as a Muslim, recited the Quran in Arabic, and learned how to be a good Muslim. In these studies, he would have learned that all non-Muslims were infidels worthy of deception and ultimately, death. Christians and Jews were the enemy. Despite what Obama may say, the United States remains a Christian nation with a strong Jewish population and deep ties to Israel. Judeo-Christian principles helped form and continue to influence our national identity with many signers of the Declaration of Independence having been clergy or devout Christians. America remains home to the largest Christian population in the world. What bigger infidel could there be than America?
Obama's teen years were spent living with his maternal grandparents on the Hawaiian island of Oahu. There he met a family friend, communist, purported pedophile, and his eventual mentor, the radical poet Frank Marshall Davis.
Obama's connections to radical leftists are numerous and well-known. He's admitted to attending socialist meetings and participated in a rally organized by the Democratic Socialists of America. In 1996, he sought and received the endorsement of the far left group The New Party. He has worked with, supported, and attempted to shield from investigation the group ACORN which was recently convicted of massive voter fraud. Obama's White House is chock-full of radical leftist, anti-American advisors. As a 20-year attendee at Jeremiah Wright's Trinity United Church of Christ, Obama was steeped in Black Liberation Theology which is rooted in the collectivist philosophy of Karl Marx. Marx's most oft-quoted excerpt from his work "Critique of the Gotha Programme" seems to foreshadow the future President Obama's stated belief in wealth redistribution: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs."
The reason that Americans feel unease when Barack Obama talks about America is that he is talking about a different America. His words are carefully chosen and crafted to sound American, but the hidden meaning is much more malevolent. His goal is "fundamentally transforming the United States of America" into a nation where social justice reigns and injustice is counted as fairness and equity. He seeks a nation of redistribution where those who succeed through hard work, honest enterprise, financial investment, time, energy, and risk are rewarded with government confiscation of the fruits of their labor. His is a country where communication systems, travel corridors, and private property are tightly controlled by the State. It's a country where education is state-run and curricula are state-mandated. In a fully implemented Obama-nation, it would be illegal to pass the accumulation of one's lifetime on to heirs. This is the America of Karl Marx's dreams.
Barack Obama does not sound like an American because Obama's heart and soul are not American in nature. His thoughts are not American. His attitude and philosophy are not American. He cannot speak from the heart about America because America does not reside there. With a Muslim upbringing, a radical family, radical mentor, a myriad of radical connections, radical advisors, a radical theology, and some say a radical spouse, it's no wonder.
Obama's agenda is informed by Marx and guided by years of close associations with extreme individuals and groups whose stated goals are the demise of America and America's influence in the world. When he says he wants to "fundamentally transform America," he is dead serious.
For the first time in all of American history, we are at the mercy of an un-American American President.
May God truly bless the United States of America.
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- Logikv9
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This is an old one but I don't think it's been posted in the new freep thread yet.
quote:Found this circulating on the internet:
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O' Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC, ABC, CBS and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, New-age and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to bel ieve healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kumbaya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit de lete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.
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OneEightHundred posted:
Please explain what rights I, as a heterosexual, have that a gay doesn't have. I have the right to marry someone of the opposite sex and don't have the right to marry someone of the same sex. Seems to me we both have the same rights.
I love this one, because they both still have the same rights with gay marriage.
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quote:We'll continue to bel ieve healthcare is a luxury and not a right. 
What is it about law school that a disproportionate amount of crazy people go through it?
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quote:
Something is wrong with Barack Obama. We all know it. We all see it. When he speaks about America, Americans cringe. There is a strangeness to his manner, an unease when he talks about America. He appears awkward and uncomfortable. His speech seems performed and practiced yet, oddly halting. It's reminiscent of American POW's in Vietnam or Iraq reading a forced confession. His eyes, expressions, and vocal tone are disconnected from his words. The words themselves often sound American, but the delivery is clinical and detached. His attempts at patriotic sentiment ring hollow and phony. "Once again, with feeling!" is how Americans are left feeling. He just doesn't seem right. He doesn't seem like, well...one of us.
Irony is that the poor grammar and syntax threw me off constantly. Hilarious.
e: Also, what the hell is ANWAR and holy poo poo that dude thinks trickle down economics works.
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Dickeye posted:
Irony is that the poor grammar and syntax threw me off constantly. Hilarious.
e: Also, what the hell is ANWAR and holy poo poo that dude thinks trickle down economics works.
He probably means ANWR. Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
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- AKA Pseudonym
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A dashing and sophisticated young man
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Alpha3KV posted:
Not dying is a luxury?
What is it about law school that a disproportionate amount of crazy people go through it?
If that was really written by a law student he'd have to be oldest one in the country. Jane Fonda? Barbara Streisand? Shirley loving McLain? These aren't even big symbolic figures for Generation X let alone Generation Y.
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- CellBlock
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ChipNDip posted:
I think a lot of them are people like my grandfather, who was a division Vice-President at a mid-size company, but if you listened to him or my grandmother, you'd think that they were one lost paycheck away from living in a box.
A lot of "middle class" people are, in fact, one lost paycheck away from living in a box, but because they took out 3 mortgages and a HELOC.
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- Mr.Unique-Name
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Good. You read this avatar.
So you survived disagreeing with me about video games. The legend of Mr.Unique-Name needs to be rewritten.
Now it gets fun!
Cap'n Crunch? What is this shit?
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ReidRansom posted:
I love this one, because they both still have the same rights with gay marriage.
That's stupid, why would a straight person want the right to marry somebody of the same sex?
I'm pretty sure that is that person's response to that statement.
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- OneEightHundred
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It's related to the similarly comical argument that domestic partnerships are discriminatory because they give privileges to unmarried gays that are denied to unmarried straight couples.
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Does anybody have those two stories about a dude going about his day, and how everything he does is repressed by the eeeeeeevil government/enabled by aforementioned eeeeeevil government.
Really just need the first one!
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- A HUNGRY MOUTH
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Dickeye posted:
Does anybody have those two stories about a dude going about his day, and how everything he does is repressed by the eeeeeeevil government/enabled by aforementioned eeeeeevil government.
Really just need the first one!
If you're thinking of "I AM AN AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE SHITHEEL" then here you go:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...0#post363694598
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- The Selling Wizard
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CAN I BUM A SMOKE
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Ann Coulter: GLENN BECK VS. THE MOB (A Relentless Demonic Mob)
quote:To: Syncro
mostly because people who work for the government and live in rent-controlled apartments would be too cheap to attend.
aahh, not really. They will surprisingly drop big bucks on what they deem important, including clothing, shoes, rap concerts, hair weaves, nails, tats, sex, liquor, and dope. Everything else they believe they are entitled to so they can spend their money on the afore mentioned items.
6 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:11:20 PM by FrdmLvr
Ann shouldn't generalize! Instead, here are some generalizations!
quote:To: Syncro
Ann is wrong about liberals.
They are from all walks of life. Some have won fights, some are sportsmen, some are great athletes. I know, because I work with a LOT of them.
But all the liberals are fools. They don’t think past their emotional satisfaction. They will have government support the poor without considering where that support will lead. They will drive us into debt without considering where that debt will lead. They will vote for hope and change without thinking what that change will encompass and if that leader’s hope is good for the nation and its citizens.
They are also conceited and angry. Every liberal I know believes that conservatives are racists, mean and stupid.
Otherwise, Ann is a brilliant woman....but she’s wrong here.
7 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:11:41 PM by Loud Mime (Ann Coulter's "Demonic" - - Identifies the Democrats in Detail)
hahahahaha
quote:To: Syncro
Kind of like Nancy Pelosi and a few other Congress critters walking through a crowd of their non supporters. They would never attempt that with their supporters because they know what they are capable of so why not stick with the well mannered crowd.
15 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:21:31 PM by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
quote:To: Syncro
These brave-hearts know exactly what they can get away with. They assault a conservative only when it's a sucker-punch, they outnumber him, or he can't fight back for reasons of law or decorum.
As much as I would like to read that Glenn fired a couple of warning rounds into the air, causing the crowd to scatter, we all know exactly how that would turn out.
17 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:22:57 PM by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
quote:To: cripplecreek
“As much as I would like to read that Glenn fired a couple of warning rounds into the air, causing the crowd to scatter, we all know exactly how that would turn out.”
That is exactly why I’m investigating ways to protect my assets from some idiot lawsuit. Cuz if something like what happened to Glenn ever happens to me, I will act. And this twisted system may send me away ala Bernard Goetz..but I don’t want those dirtballs to get anything else.
28 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:40:27 PM by SueRae (I can see November 2012 from my HOUSE!!!!!!!!)
quote:To: swpa_mom; andrew
When a liberal congressman claimed another America spit towards him, it was covered by every media outlet and even conservatives were arguing about it, ASSuming that the report was factually accurate.
Actually that was proven to be a lie.
No one spit at the Congressmen, or called them the N word as was reported also.
But it kept being the main story on the MSM and the leftist cable shows for days.
There were all kinds of video cameras taping that "lets walk by the conservatives and bait them" thingie and no video showed what they claimed.
In fact, Brietbart offered $100,000 for a video of either one of the accusations, and no one coughed one up.
29 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:41:59 PM by Syncro (Sarah Palin, the unofficial Tea Party candidate for president--Virtual Jerusalem)
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Hateful Woman? Lindsey Piscitell and Story Against Glenn Beck
quote:To: joinedafterattack
Hot-looking girl. What a shame.
[photo omitted b/c why should it matter]
4 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 2:12:36 PM by library user (Just because you're homeless doesn't mean you're lazy.)
Powder status: dryer than Glenn Beck's wife
quote:To: joinedafterattack
When I hear about the flash mobs and now Glenn's family being attacked it makes my blood boil. My anger blinded me yesterday as I listened to Glenn explain what happened. I am pretty sure I would have acted in a much more angry way than Glenn did, especially with family involved.
I am really concerned that a single event will so tramatize our country that we will devolve into anarchy and civil war. The left vs right conflict appears in the distance and I am not sure how we get around it. I am trying to be forgiving and listen to my better angels but I fear for the future. May God guide our hearts during this dark time.
6 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 2:14:52 PM by HOYA97 (twitter @hoya97)
quote:To: library user
Dyke?
10 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 2:22:51 PM by Venturer
Why the gently caress would it matterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
quote:To: library user
Just out of curiosity: Is she a Lesbican?
(Yes, I know that is not spelled correctly, but that’s how a young girl in our town was overheard SAYING it).
14 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 2:30:01 PM by Tucker39
quote:To: Lazlo in PA
Cheer up. When the crash comes she will be in the first die off as will most Libtards. I seriously doubt if they have an extra can of chili in the pantry. Beck and family will be out on the retreat in Texas all stocked up. The law of Natural Selection at work. LOL!!!
18 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:06:25 PM by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
quote:To: Georgia Girl 2
Cheer up. When the crash comes she will be in the first die off as will most Libtards.
You have no idea how much time I spend daydreaming about that scenario.
20 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:13:11 PM by ladyvet ( I would rather have Incitatus then the asses that are in congress today.)
quote:To: Georgia Girl 2
I often talk about “the Road Warrior scenario” on different threads and I think you are 100% dead on the money.
Obama and co, or the libs eventually causing CW2 will be left in a ‘country’ where us conservative ‘whack jobs’ have the knowledge, skill, and will to survive. Liberals have nothing.
All kidding aside, picture seriously libs ‘rioting’ in a world where there is no ‘law’, no police, no ‘justice system to protect them.
How long would they survive? They would fall victim to fellow libs, be sold into slavery, or ultimately starve. That is unless they chose to ‘riot’ around those of us feeling the need to live like civilized humans. Then their ‘problems’ would end quickly.
21 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:18:57 PM by Norm Lenhart
quote:To: Georgia Girl 2
It’s not just the preparedness. The citified libs couldn’t do the basics to survive. How many can make a fire without a match or lighter to keep warm? How many can even find clean water if needed or purify not so pure water? The starvation/disease would halve the lib ranks in a month.
They can’t farm/have no knowledge of how to find food in the wild. They would freeze in northern climes or dehydrate/sunstroke in the desert. And again, would starve in any shelter they found.
As I said, for those who do manage to make it that far, most are so conditioned to be opposed to violence that they are going to walk willingly into the slavery, sexual, labor and otherwise, of some criminal gang rather than run or defend themselves. Their lifespan will be measured in weeks to months. They are wholly useless to themselves and will serve only to enrich the powerful until they outlive their usefulness. Pretty much the same as they are now come to think of it.
Now granted, Conservatives aren’t all prepped survivalists or ex-military, but we are far more knowledgeable in these areas and most importantly, better mentally prepared than 99.999% of libs out there.
24 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:39:32 PM by Norm Lenhart
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To: joinedafterattack
Most progressives and wanna-be progressives are completely obsessed with their political opinions, which permeate every aspect of their lives.
25 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:42:55 PM by GSWarrior
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- The Selling Wizard
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CAN I BUM A SMOKE
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Radical gay-sensitivity training at USDA may become government-wide program
quote:To: NYer
Is anyone, anywhere in the government going to stand up for what is right?? Jesus people, grow a spine and stand up for what you know is RIGHT!
3 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 2:48:34 PM by Outlaw Woman
quote:To: NYer
Eventually, every television and computer screen in America will be required to have a little picture-in-picture that displays a continuous loop of a government-mandated lecture, presentation, power-point, and movie showing us how good and normal gay people are and how healthy and life-affirming the gay lifestyle is. You will not be allowed to use software or duct tape to cover up the picture-in-picture display -- it will be a federal crime -- and you will not be allowed to turn down or mute the government-mandated audio sound track that goes along with it.
By the time it becomes clear that that's not working, the technology will be available to beam an improved government-mandated multimedia presentation directly into your eyeballs via holographic projector that's mounted directly to your head. You won't be allowed to remove it or turn it off, and you won't be allowed to tamper with the projection optics. The soundtrack will be audible 24/7, and it will be a federal crime to tamper with your earpieces or, eventually, the acoustic-nerve neurostimulators that convey the message of the soundtrack into your brain.
6 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 2:55:27 PM by Steely Tom (Obama goes on long after the thrill of Obama is gone)
quote:To: Outlaw Woman
If this is Gov’t run, I can tell you this about the sensitivity training:
1. All gays and lezzies will do nothing wrong in the training video.
2. No gays or lezzies will make any deragatory remarks or inferences about anyone.
3. All gays and lezzies will be portrayed as “victims”
4. All perpetrators will be “white males” or “white females” - most likely “white males”.
5. All deragatory remarks and insinutations will be made by “whites”
6. The Office BIG BOSS will be a minority (black, hispanic, oriental).
7. Guy in training video emptying the waste cans or picking up the trash will be the “white guy”.
8. Any stupid questions made in the video will be made by the “white” guy.
9. All reprimands will be made by “whites” both male and female.
10. All white employees watching the training video will throw up after the training is over.
8 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 2:57:34 PM by Mr. Wright
quote:To: Outlaw Woman
Government employees expect little out of their appointees, and that's what they get.
What this will do is to trick a few more gays out of their make-believe closets.
Regimes will change, fashions adjust, and they'll end up right where they were, and at USDA, that's going to be with most of their coworkers imagining them standing there with carrots stuck in all their body orifices.
9 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:00:55 PM by muawiyah
quote:To: NYer
I get so tired of hearing about all this LGBT crap.
At the end of my day I prefer to be recognized for my accomplishments in life rather than my sexual preference.
When the LGBT crowds only defining characteristic is their sexual preferences it must be a very shallow and unrewarding existence. No matter whether the nation recognizes gay marriage, sodomy, or is “more tolerant” of the gay lifestyle those who parade their sexual preferences will always be the least accomplished lurking in the fringes of life.
12 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:05:36 PM by msrngtp2002 (Just my opinion.)
quote:To: NYer
Eventually they will have to be shot, as a matter of defense, rather than offense, if they presume to force entry into our lives and homes to seek approval of their sick mentality.
14 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:22:03 PM by Soothesayer9
quote:To: NYer
I’ve come to the conclusion that the Federal Reserve is the root of the problem - even this one. Kill it, and you kill rubbish like this.
Why? Because the FED is the financial foundation for Progressive Government. Being able to print a fiat currency is the only way a Progressive Government can operate a thousand programs like this one. its the only way a Progressive Government can afford to put its control on what should be a separate society.
15 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:25:14 PM by PGR88 (I'm so open-minded my brains fell out)
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Jewish Dems losing faith in Obama
quote:To: MissesBush
I USED to think Jews were very smart and I always wondered how they let The Holocaust happen. After seeing them support the muzzie Hussein, who openly advocates their destruction, I now know they are the dumbest SOBs around.
5 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 1:36:14 PM by The Sons of Liberty (Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few and let another take his office. - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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To: MissesBush
Losing faith in Obama after only 2 1/2 years? Wait till he has you all rounded up and sent to big camps out in the Nevada desert.
12 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 1:40:34 PM by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
quote:To: MissesBush
It's all very simple. Inasmuch as you can't be Right To Life and be a Democrat simultaneously, you can't be a real Jew and also a Democrat, or a Christian and also a Democrat.
There are entirely too many mixed signals coming from the Democrats but they are all bad. They'd prefer a scorched out atomic wasteland than a modern state of Israel. They hate babies. They want the name "Jesus" stricken from human memory.
14 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 1:43:36 PM by muawiyah
quote:To: MissesBush
I’m not buying it, he could be loading them into cattle cars and they’d still vote for him.
17 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 2:04:16 PM by Jeff Vader (Palin 2012)
quote:To: The Sons of Liberty
If God had not called them His chosen people they would have gone the way of the Aztecs or Mayans long ago. Throughout the Bible, His defense of Israel never really depended on their being smart or worthy but solely on His election.
19 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 2:13:03 PM by Truth is a Weapon (Truth, it hurts so good.)
quote:To: MissesBush
You can’t deter a moth from being attracted to a flame.
21 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 2:15:28 PM by New Jersey Realist (Congress doesn't care a drat about "we the people")
quote:To: New Jersey Realist
Or a fly being attracted to a pile of $hit.
I think this metaphor is a better one in this situation.
23 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 2:32:12 PM by RickB444 (Worry about and distrust anyone who fears a lawful person owning a gun.)
quote:To: thouworm
Since the ONLY people in my family I associate with are hardcore conservatives, I don’t know. If Jewish liberals are finally LEARNING that being JEWS, all the liberal stink in the world won’t ingratiate them to literally ANYONE in the world, then that is a good thing. But to claim being a jew, and also being a liberal is an oxymoron. You just can’t be a real capital J Jew and be both. You just can’t.
29 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:11:20 PM by MestaMachine (Sarah Palin is the mirror by which evil reflects back upon itself until consumed out of existence)
quote:To: MissesBush
0bama’s daddy was a muzzie, 0bama’s step-daddy was a muzzie, 0bama’s friends are part of the anti-Israel flotilla, 0bama referred to “al Quds” instead of “Jerusalem” in a speech, 0bama has shown contempt for Netanyahu and has bowed to muzzie leaders.
No Jewish person should be willing to donate a dime to his reelection.
0bama hates Israel and that’s the truth. Sarah Palin supports Israel and that’s well-documented.
30 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:11:52 PM by Two Kids' Dad ((((( )))))
quote:To: MissesBush
My wife, 4 friends and their kids are all Jews, as is my Email buddy. ALL DID NOT VOTE FOR OBAMA. The former Boss did and as far as I am concerned needs a "S" tattooed on his arm for SCHMUCK!
The easy way out is to say "I voted for Obama, but he has not lived up to my expectations", thus eliminating their fear of being called bigots. How they deal with the unAmerican or nonAmerican aspect (Obozo, them or whoever) is their problem.
31 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:29:40 PM by Tuketu (Socialize the Legal System. Then we are all equal before the law.)
quote:To: MestaMachine
“But to claim being a jew, and also being a liberal is an oxymoron. You just can’t be a real capital J Jew and be both. You just can’t.”
Same holds these days for capital C Christian...just can’t.
33 posted on Wednesday, June 29, 2011 3:38:31 PM by thouworm (.)
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- Logikv9
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i don't loving get this at all.
quote:Today, I saw a little boy learn Santa Claus wasn't real - I think. It came in the form of a press conference hosted at the Whitehouse. Obama was there. He called the conference to explain, to a room filled with Progressive reporters, the details surrounding the Debt Ceiling debate. After the first few sentences, it was clear Obama was out of his mind. The teleprompter was not present and Egobama’s delivery was rocky – if not a glaring example of how unprepared he is to speak extemporaneously.
The press room looked odd. It was decorated as a Barn / Jos A. Bank outlet store. Ego grabbed an empty suit of the rack and began filling it full of straw. Ego threatened each straw man he created with a phony concern. Ego made an entitlement suit, a food inspector suit, a school funding suit, a weather service suit, medical care suit, and others. The press room was soon a mess. Reporters were obviously stunned.
Ego spoke directly to Republican and kinda threatened them, saying: You go talk to your constituents… Republican constituents, you know the ones in that Tea Party… and you ask them…. Ask them this…. are they are prepared to risk buying uninspected food? Food that may be tampered with…, food that may contain… Oh… POISON, or some other unpleasant substance – are they willing to risk contaminated food - so your Pals who fly around everywhere in their Lear Jets don’t have to pay their fair share?
The audience was stunned.
The reporters present were taken aback for a time. When they regained their senses, they were not prepared to ask fundamental questions regarding the topic at hand. (Honestly, Egobama looked oddly obsessed and sad.) The following was not asked:
“Your Treasury secretary, Tim Geithner, claims the world will come to an end if the Debt Ceiling isn’t raised.”
OR –
“Mandatory spending will stop if the Ceiling isn’t raised and lenders may recall their loans, or stop lending the US money.”
Reporters preferred to look intense and scribble furiously. Ego prattled on while holding up the straw filled suits.
Corporate jets were Ego’s focus du jour. However, Billionaires and Millionaires were also criticized for not “paying a fair share”. Oil companies were additionally mocked for making a profit – despite Ego doing everything within his power to prevent oil companies from capturing oil and selling it at a price less than it can be purchased from the Middle East, Brazil, Canada, etc… Next came Congress. Ego made bizarre comparisons of his children doing their homework, and Congress doing nothing – in Ego’s estimation.
Ego was slow to raise the “Revenue” topic and did so by first framing revenues (taxes) in nebulous terms. Ego declared his tax cuts for the middle class were responsible for the current economic prosperity. But Egobama left a clear impression those tax cuts would expire in one year – unless he got his way and didn’t have to stop spending.
Ego continually returned to his straw filled suits and pilloried each one relentlessly. While punching, Ego made a point of denigrating Corporate jets, oil companies and their tax breaks, the Rich, and other Democrat villains. Unsafe food, the weather service, schools, and other Democrat causes were also referenced to a generic, Republican and Tea Party selfishness and purposeful inequality that made Republicans happy. In other words, Ego said the Rich had a lot of money that he and other Democrats could certainly use right now, but Republicans wouldn’t make them give that money to him.
When Egobama began speaking about spending cuts, he looked ill. I am not sure if the absent teleprompter left him speechless, or his considering an outcome that didn’t leave him trillions of dollars to spend expanding Democrat programs, negatively affected his delivery. Ego’s jokes fell flat. He was very nervous and even though he tried to appear nonchalant, worry affected his words and appearance. Nervous laughter and elliptical comparison made the smartest President Ever look small, insecure, demagogic, and petty. Ego looked very much like my children when they learned Santa Claus wasn’t real – only madder. Ego approached the straw suits and half-heartedly kicked them as he exited.
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