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Holy poo poo how can they claim that much as expenses and have people believe it? Is it just entirely funded by old people "Oh gosh computers are high tech, I bet he has to get a NASA man in to fix those servers..." confusion?
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| # ¿ Oct 23, 2011 22:39 |
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Pead posted:Measurements have probably become more accurate in the last 40 years, as well Oh! Oh! What? So what, science just CHANGES now?! Well I guess that means evolution and the earth's age is all a lie because what if it CHANGES?!
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| # ¿ Oct 26, 2011 16:56 |
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KomradeX posted:Why are there so many (ironic?) Dale Reed fans? He seems like the most hateful of bitter old men. Some of the things he says are funny (like his hatred for acronyms), but at the end of the day he's well a hateful old man who only lives on spite. I'd feel pity for the guy, if he didn't think I should be boxed off to a concentration camp. Because compared to everyone talking about 'holders people' and long details about anal sex, having a guy just screaming "KILL EVERYONE ACRONYMS ARE FOR DOUCHEBAGS gently caress EVERYONE WHO'S NOT ME" is so absurd it's funny. Also he distills his hate into such bite sized bits it's funnier than a two page rant about the gay nazi Muslims.
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| # ¿ Nov 7, 2011 17:51 |
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Dush posted:Dale Reed's going to sit bolt upright during his funeral (open casket, no embalming), tell everyone in attendance he hopes they all die for being hippies, then finally give up the ghost (possibly more like a hatred demon of some kind). "DON'T YOU CRYBABIES HAVE JOBS TO GO TO INSTEAD OF THIS BULLSHIT?!" and then he vomits black smoke for a good thirty minutes before crumpling into the box.
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| # ¿ Nov 7, 2011 22:29 |
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In fairness I think Freep is just generally horrified by a woman having an orgasim. The gay is just an extra excuse.
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| # ¿ Nov 8, 2011 16:12 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Not to over-share, but that is totally possible with a little ingenuity. It's not oversharing, it's the foundation of road head.
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| # ¿ Nov 8, 2011 16:48 |
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Well if we're going by pure history pretty much every culture taken over by the Chinese Empire saw quick acceptance (provided they conformed) and access to greater education and arts than before. So uh...yea ok, we don't exactly have Tibet's ages of culture and unique history to hold out to defend, let the Chinese come on in.
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| # ¿ Nov 10, 2011 00:57 |
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Kavak posted:Roddenberry, before TOS ended, was actually pretty conservative. He was progressive socially, but there's still a distinct jingoistic vibe in the original series, which occasionally flared up in episodes like The Omega Glory (Yangs and Kohms). I seriously doubt any Freeper could be a fan of The Next Generation or Deep Space Nine without missing the point on a regular basis, though. He was pretty socially poo poo too aside from the bare minimum of 'yea maybe not every Russian/black/woman is evil'. TOS has a lot of stuff that can be seen as right wing supporting, even beyond the Yangs/Kohms insanity you had the Klingons being obvious Soviet stand ins, most interactions with non-human looking aliens ending in needing to blow something up and run, and of course Kirk's general style of 'punch/shoot first, figure poo poo out later'. I can totally see a right winger loving TOS and just angrily ranting about those loving commies ruining Gene's work by putting some namby english captain who talked to aliens.
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| # ¿ Nov 15, 2011 06:14 |
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Durgoc posted:So has anyone on Freep commented on the Penn State child-molester Sandusky being a registered Republican? I know the scandal was mentioned, but now it has been made public this guy was a repub: http://www.salon.com/2011/11/09/jer...ed_republicans/ I hope not if only because it doesn't matter in the slightest.
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| # ¿ Nov 15, 2011 13:10 |
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Dale is funny because he's a miserable broken old man who will die soon but he just can't stop screaming about (usually) the most meaningless things like acronyms and graveyards.
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| # ¿ Nov 19, 2011 17:09 |
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Yea it's just kinda nice to see straight up "MURDER EVERYONE I DON'T LIKE gently caress IT ALL" as opposed to five page scrawls about how because one guy was seen at one other event and that event was co-funded by another group and that group once said redistribution of wealth was good then LITERALLY EVERYONE IS A COMMUNIST, or how if you take one line of the Koran out of context and apply no history to it and mistranslated a chunk of it then it means ALL MUSLIMS WANT TO KILL WHITE PEOPLE!
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| # ¿ Nov 19, 2011 22:47 |
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DemeaninDemon posted:Probably tough to do on a turkey. Yea if anything I respect the skills of a butcher who has to slit a bird's throat without cutting its head off in the process. Of course only brave Freepers understand that this is just the Muhammadian army training to slit my pure American throat in the terrorist nazi death chamber.
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| # ¿ Nov 22, 2011 23:35 |
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Emron posted:Doesn't the head of the animal being slaughtered need to be facing Mecca as well? I mean, that's a fairly minor thing but still. I have no idea the laws but I do know it's not that different from Kosher, and the one Kosher butcher I know says a little general blessing before going to work, that's about as religious as it gets. I'm not even sure it's a rule for him, he's a pretty devout dude so could just be his own thing.
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| # ¿ Nov 22, 2011 23:56 |
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Atasi posted:Depends on how devout your butcher is/you want to be. You're not supposed to eat any animal that was killed in a name other than Allah; so to some that means that you have to bless the animal in the name of Allah as it's slaughtered, but I've also heard that that verse was meant to make offerings to other gods haram and doesn't mean the animal has to be blessed, as long as it's slaughtered properly. As with any religious question YMMV. From what I understand the mere act of a Kosher/Halal butcher doing it means it's 'in god's name', basically as long as the butcher doesn't go insane and yell "IN BAAL'S NAME I KILL THIS COW" it's in god's name.
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| # ¿ Nov 23, 2011 00:28 |
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00Kevin posted:If they were so innocent how come a jury found them guilty, hmm? I almost feel sorry for them at this stage. Just being so blindly devoted to their just world and the concept of perfect authority. Like, that poor son of a bitch really can't wrap their head around 'sometimes juries and cops are wrong', not even going into assorted bigotries and poo poo, just unable to accept that the dude on death row may be there wrongly.
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| # ¿ Nov 24, 2011 15:47 |
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MeLKoR posted:You can't make a justice omelet without breaking a few innocent eggs. See it's not even that, I can wrap my head around that level of sociopath and downright evil, but that dude literally said there have been no innocent executions. I want to live in his fantasy world, I bet it's pretty sweet.
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| # ¿ Nov 24, 2011 18:04 |
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peak debt posted:Somebody who died of both AIDS and infectious diseases at the same time, now what are the odds of that! I loving love that so much because it's dripping with typical old bigoted person mindset of 'the AIDS is god's way of killin them!' Like, he's seriously trying to make it suspicious that the dude who had an immune destroying illness died of an infection. I love the whole 'Obama's a secret queer!' thing because even if, by some magic thing, it was not 100% bullshit made up by a fame whoring scumbag, it means literally nothing. Like, at least birthers have the whole 'and then, and then, we can storm the White House and I'll whip out my Desert Eagle and Katana and cut whatever he was working on in half and say 'it's just been repealed'!' thing to fall back on to hide their bigotry, but this is just straight up people think him being gay would change anything.
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| # ¿ Nov 26, 2011 00:50 |
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MaxxBot posted:It seems really fishy that a 30 year old man in 2007 would die of AIDS in the first place, I tried searching for more info but every instance of his name was just another copy of that dumb chain letter. Holy poo poo do I have bad news for you man. Here's a spoiler, AIDS is a horrible destructive disease that destroys the immune system and puts you in a state where a young man can die of an especially rough cold.
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| # ¿ Nov 26, 2011 08:17 |
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"Listen before this plane hits the building let me make one thing clear, we are ATHEIST Islamic Extremists, ok? Your bodies are just going to rot in the ground no judgement or anything! Anyway death to America!" Actually nevermind atheist terrorists would at least be able to get some morale jabs in before their attacks at least, yea Newt those are scary!
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| # ¿ Nov 28, 2011 06:02 |
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computer parts posted:He's also the king from Beowulf. Not just any kind, the fat drunken useless king who was in no way a hero of the story so why the gently caress are you naming your kid after him other than not understanding the story at all and just wanting to ramble about 'the good ol days' when women were slaves?
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| # ¿ Nov 29, 2011 05:34 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:"If he was a Democrat, he'd get a book deal for his courageous story of sodomy!" Also "LIBERAL PLANT NO REAL REPUBLICAN WOULD BE GAY"
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| # ¿ Nov 29, 2011 23:29 |
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wrong thread
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| # ¿ Nov 30, 2011 02:38 |
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baw posted:I find it hard to like dalereed, even ironically. The things he says are horrific. He would kill you and everyone you love and not bat an eyelash. It's funny because he's a helpless old man and there's no way he could even kill your average goon stereotype. He's literally that dude too helpless to do anything but still shrieking about how he wants to murder you, it's hilarious how much raw rage such a meaningless person has.
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| # ¿ Dec 1, 2011 04:06 |
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DemeaninDemon posted:I would love to see Dalereed and a neckbearded man wielding a katana go at it. That'd be the best thing, basically, some fat neckbeard trying to use his replica katana like they do in the animes while a miserable old man screams that someone should put a bullet in his Tojo loving head until one finally has a stroke/heart attack.
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| # ¿ Dec 1, 2011 12:59 |
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Solus posted:And now for something completely different So the conservative version is bigoted, hateful, and bitter, and the liberal one is mostly puff not saying anything meaningful at all let alone anything offensive, but for some reason makes people angry regardless? Yea that sounds right!
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| # ¿ Dec 2, 2011 22:49 |
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neongrey posted:To be honest reading this thread makes me really happy to be Canadian. It's like going to the zoo. Yea if there's one thing Canada is lacking it's a vocal, crazy, right wing movement.
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| # ¿ Dec 4, 2011 19:43 |
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sass menagerie posted:Far less vocal, but no less crazy. Read some of Harper's speeches from his Reform Party days. Yea let's get this sorted, I'll give you guys do a better job of telling your nutters 'no shut up, crazy person no one cares what you think' but you got some dudes just as Freepy in government. Give it another couple elections and we'll be blending in FreeCanada.com with our Freep threads. Then who will be laughing  The UKers, provided they're not going to skip the 'let the crazy people talk' stage and going straight into 'let's get Mad Max up in here' stage. Tatum Girlparts fucked around with this message at Dec 4, 2011 around 23:01 |
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Ron Jeremy posted:As douchey as the frat thing is, I don't think it's that big a deal. It is though.
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| # ¿ Dec 16, 2011 00:52 |
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"So this is Anti-Mormon?" "No it's Pro-Christian!" Why do I get the feeling JimRob has said "I'm not anti-black, I'm pro-white!" too?
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| # ¿ Dec 25, 2011 08:31 |
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Miltank posted:Not to flame this thread up but the idea that Mormons aren't Christians is hardly radical. I can't think of a single denomination that recognizes them as such off the top of my head. Do you seriously not understand that the point is 'I'm not anti-(minority) I'm pro-(majority)' is a common deflection of bigots who are anti-(minority)? I couldn't care less if Mormons 'count' as Christians or whatever, saying poo poo like that, when you run a bigoted website, is hilarious to me because it's just better proof that JimRob is a racist motherfucker.
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| # ¿ Dec 25, 2011 17:17 |
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kik2dagroin posted:This dalereed outburst is too precious not to share Hey everyone who runs in to go 'why do you guys love dalereed?!' This, this is why. Read that loving rage and bile over an acronym and the concept of googling something. That's why we love him.
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| # ¿ Dec 25, 2011 20:58 |
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I think it's perfectly fine to say Mormonism in the scope of the LDS leadership is a group very perverted by bigotry and an insular focus. The issue is when guys like JimRob say Mormons, as the group of people who believe in...whatever's in the Book of Mormon...are all that way. That's bigoted because it's painting the entire faith. I think Mormonism is kinda unique in some ways because, as opposed to say Islam where many bigots hide behind 'no I mean Islamic LEADERS hate America and Israel and are evil smelly terrorists' as if that's one big homogenous group, the LDS is a smaller, much more structured and homogenous concept so you can kinda directly point to the leaders and go 'yea, that dude, the dude who put 'marry within the race' as a tip for a healthy marriage. He's a bigot.'
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| # ¿ Dec 25, 2011 22:02 |
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Yea some Random Freeper could snap and start shooting government agents but JimRob proper is only a threat to himself because he's a totally broken helpless old man with no outlet for his hate other than his website which is almost sad if he wasn't such a sack of poo poo.
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| # ¿ Dec 26, 2011 00:59 |
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Who the gently caress has called him 'nice'? We're laughing at the angriest old man who's going to die soon, hopefully of a rage-stroke.
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| # ¿ Dec 26, 2011 18:47 |
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hardstyle posted:That guy (BobJ?) from the ex-freeper forum said he had met him at a freeper meetup a few years ago. I'll try to find the exact quote... Oh a freeper praises him, what a shock. Yea real people don't argue that he's anything but a joke.
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| # ¿ Dec 26, 2011 23:18 |
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redmercer posted:It's worded in a really brain-damaged way but that is basically what Mormons believe Yea it's like when those types freak out calling Catholics 'flesh eaters' or something, yea technically they're not making poo poo up but they're putting it in the most hateful way for obvious reasons.
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| # ¿ Jan 3, 2012 16:56 |
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archaeo posted:No one calls catholics that, except maybe some high-school atheist somewhere. The "alien queen" stuff is hateful, of course, but the description of mormon theology is otherwise accurate. What about it do you think is incorrect or misleading? No I've had people, adult people, say that, in the south the whole Catholic/Protestant deal is a 'thing'. If you really want to get into a debate about Mormon theology, the issue is saying 'worship Mitt' and 'become a god', the whole spirit kids and poo poo is a thing but there's no multiple god thing going on. I don't know what they call the whole 'ascended mormon' thing but it's not a 'god'. Throwing that in and the 'cult to worship him' and poo poo is really obviously hateful language intended to get people afraid of Mitt.
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| # ¿ Jan 3, 2012 18:51 |
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drquasius posted:Really? My fundamentalist sister unironically says it all the time. No forums user archaeo never heard it and he's read pamphlets, it never happens, cite your sister.
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jojoinnit posted:I just want to put this out there: if by some freak chance we actually do end up with "President Santorum" I'm going back to Britain. I can stomach a lot, but miscarried fetus worship stuff is kinda where I draw my line. There is no way he's making it past Florida, don't worry. He has literally no money and organization left, he'll ride this into NH and do okish, then roll down to Florida and get thumped and go 'welp this was fun back to insulting women who get abortions' and leave.
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Trouble Man posted:I asked an imam I know about this a few years ago. His response boiled down to "yeah, for a start Allah's not stupid, and most members of al-Qaeda are going to have bigger problems than improper burial when they meet Him anyway". I do love the mental image of any god welcoming a servant into heaven and just pausing for 'woah buddy, what smells like piss? Oh come on get out!'
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