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Serious Frolicking
Jul 1, 2007
Awkward phrasing, for the most part.


He has the giant clam sing songs at his opponents while he uses genjutsu to increase their unease. Weird-out no-jutsu.

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pointlessone
Aug 6, 2001

The Triad Frog is pleased with this custom title purchase.

How much would that suck, honestly?

Congratulations on finishing Summoning Class, I'll now hand out your contract scrolls.
Suzy? You get a tiger. Isaru, you get a dragon, very nice. Because you slacked off in class and skirted by with barely passing grades, you get a clam.

Needs More Jazz
Nov 4, 2009


pointlessone posted:

How much would that suck, honestly?

Congratulations on finishing Summoning Class, I'll now hand out your contract scrolls.
Suzy? You get a tiger. Isaru, you get a dragon, very nice. Because you slacked off in class and skirted by with barely passing grades, you get a clam.

I have a feeling the Mizukage just didn't give a drat what summon he got.

"Charisma oozes out of a man with clams!"

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

こな☆にゃん~♡


So are we gonna see why Naruto ate a bird now?

razamataza
Jan 2, 2006

Why does nobody love me :'(


All this dissing the clam. Legendary genjutsus ooze from a man with a clam.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

At least it wasn't a female ninja that shouted "I'm going to summon my giant clam!"

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010

Down with the Illuminati Scum
www.thesecretworld.com


Lamebot posted:

So are we gonna see why Naruto ate a bird now?

This was my exact though when I saw that scene. Wanna see Naruto regurgitate a crow that go after eyes.

Caeruleas
Mar 5, 2007
This too shall pass

Needs More Jazz posted:

"Charisma oozes out of a man with clams!"
That sounds like some kind of VD.

furushotakeru
Jul 20, 2004

Your Honor, why am I pink?!

Lamebot posted:

So are we gonna see why Naruto ate a bird now?

Nah, the bird was for when Naruto fight's Sasuke, not Itachi.

furushotakeru
Jul 20, 2004

Your Honor, why am I pink?!

Serious Frolicking posted:

He has the giant clam sing songs at his opponents while he uses genjutsu to increase their unease. Weird-out no-jutsu.

Naruto: But why can a clam talk like a person?

Motherfucking Talking Clam: It's an interesting story. You see, once upon a time when I was growing up I thought I was a human, so I learned how to talk. By the time I found out I was a clam, I could already talk!

EndOfTheWorld
Jul 22, 2004

Not of clay, but smokeless fire made...

Run, Raikage! It's the Ku Klux Klam!

Rekkit
Nov 5, 2006



Okay, I laughed.

Serious Frolicking
Jul 1, 2007
Awkward phrasing, for the most part.


furushotakeru posted:

Naruto: But why can a clam talk like a person?

Motherfucking Talking Clam: It's an interesting story. You see, once upon a time when I was growing up I thought I was a human, so I learned how to talk. By the time I found out I was a clam, I could already talk!

I don't think anyone ever seems to question why summoned giant animals can talk.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


furushotakeru posted:

Nah, the bird was for when Naruto fight's Sasuke, not Itachi.

Yeah, but Itachi might tell him what it's for.

Paper Lion
Dec 13, 2009





Naruto Manga Thread 16: Charisma oozes from my clam!

God drat what was that. I am honestly more excited to see what in the flying gently caress that clam can do than 8 and 9 tails versus the two most competent people in the series.

razamataza
Jan 2, 2006

Why does nobody love me :'(


Paper Lion posted:

Naruto Manga Thread 16: Charisma oozes from my clam!

God drat what was that. I am honestly more excited to see what in the flying gently caress that clam can do than 8 and 9 tails versus the two most competent people in the series.

The smug mother fucker has become my favourite character in the series. Bet he had that moustache when he was a genin.

tsob
Sep 26, 2006

Chalalala~


razamataza posted:

The smug mother fucker has become my favourite character in the series. Bet he had that moustache when he was a genin.

The mustache is his eyebrows. He has a rare birth defect that causes them to grow there and make him look awesome. I bet he was the most charismatic baby in the world. Hell, he still hasn't taken off his swaddling.

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005


Anyone else but me liking the interaction between Itachi and Pain? Hopefully we'll see a bit more of them talking to each other.
Also, it will be interesting to see how Naruto will react to Itachi know that he knows the truth behind the Uchiha massacre. And if Sasuke will get to see Itachi again.

BrooklynNinja
Feb 3, 2003

I don't know who he is, but he killed Bobby

I was thinking, what if the crow was meant for Itachi. He obviously knew he was going to die at some point so who's to say this wasn't his defense against Edo Tensei? Maybe the crow (being that it is his own chakra) has something extra in it to remove the Edo Tensei link freeing him from whoever would be controlling him? I mean think about it, then he would have free will, an indestructible body, unlimited chakra, and more then likely he wouldn't suffer from blindness.

Entirely speculation of course but spoilered anyway just in case.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

BrooklynNinja posted:

I was thinking, what if the crow was meant for Itachi. He obviously knew he was going to die at some point so who's to say this wasn't his defense against Edo Tensei? Maybe the crow (being that it is his own chakra) has something extra in it to remove the Edo Tensei link freeing him from whoever would be controlling him? I mean think about it, then he would have free will, an indestructible body, unlimited chakra, and more then likely he wouldn't suffer from blindness.

Entirely speculation of course but spoilered anyway just in case.

That would work really well with what I said before. Pain should just res himself, and him and Itachi bugger off to a tropical island together. I'll stop here as I don't want to write fanfiction.

Thoren
May 28, 2008


Ak Gara posted:

That would work really well with what I said before. Pain should just res himself, and him and Itachi bugger off to a tropical island together. I'll stop here as I don't want to write fanfiction.

And thus begins a new slice of life series featuring our lovable doujutsu users.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


McCloud posted:

Anyone else but me liking the interaction between Itachi and Pain? Hopefully we'll see a bit more of them talking to each other.
Also, it will be interesting to see how Naruto will react to Itachi know that he knows the truth behind the Uchiha massacre. And if Sasuke will get to see Itachi again.

Itachi, seeing that his plan has backfired, decides to gently caress it all and activates his backup backup contingency plan. He then seeks out and murderizes Kabuto and Madara like an implacable goddamn ninjawizard-golem turning on its creator (with Nagato riding on his shoulders Master Blaster-style, of course) and in a shocking twist he becomes the main character and lands the biggest smackdown ever on Sasuke's sorry rear end while angrily demanding to know who runs Ninja Town.

A man can dream.

Schubalts
Nov 25, 2007

A beast to kill a beast...


You're forgetting that Kabuto can take full control of everybody he ressurects.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Schubalts posted:

You're forgetting that Kabuto can take full control of everybody he ressurects.

That's only because of special override tags, which I assume, can also be removed.

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 25, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.


Cerebral Bore posted:

Itachi, seeing that his plan has backfired, decides to gently caress it all and activates his backup backup contingency plan. He then seeks out and murderizes Kabuto and Madara like an implacable goddamn ninjawizard-golem turning on its creator (with Nagato riding on his shoulders Master Blaster-style, of course) and in a shocking twist he becomes the main character and lands the biggest smackdown ever on Sasuke's sorry rear end while angrily demanding to know who runs Ninja Town.

A man can dream.

If you can somehow kill off Sakura as well in this scenario, I'd pay money for your animes.

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005


Cerebral Bore posted:

Itachi, seeing that his plan has backfired, decides to gently caress it all and activates his backup backup contingency plan. He then seeks out and murderizes Kabuto and Madara like an implacable goddamn ninjawizard-golem turning on its creator (with Nagato riding on his shoulders Master Blaster-style, of course) and in a shocking twist he becomes the main character and lands the biggest smackdown ever on Sasuke's sorry rear end while angrily demanding to know who runs Ninja Town.

A man can dream.

You made me sad because I know this will never happen

Zexerous
May 5, 2006

No Alibi. No Justice. No Dream. No Club.


I'd still pay for a manga that was nothing but Kisame going around to various surf competitions and thrashing everyone and taking home the trophy and the girl because Kisame is really the best and he wasn't really eaten by his ninja sharks they just ninja transported him into pieces and then he's gonna marry Temari because she's the best and prettiest ninja there is and they're gonna have lots and lots of shark babies because Kisame is the best hokage.

Schubalts
Nov 25, 2007

A beast to kill a beast...


Dude. No. Temari is going to marry Shikamaru.

AshB
Sep 16, 2007


Kisame isn't really dead, he's just at Fishman Island!

...right?

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Schubalts posted:

Dude. No. Temari is going to marry Shikamaru.
...Whether he wants too or not!

Serious Frolicking
Jul 1, 2007
Awkward phrasing, for the most part.


No, you are all wrong. In my fan fiction, Temari marries my self-insert, who is a manifestation of my inner animal because I'm really a badger on the inside.

Jesus Christ, people.

KRILLIN IN THE NAME
Mar 25, 2006

goku i won't do what u tell me


Serious Frolicking posted:

No, you are all wrong. In my fan fiction, Temari marries my self-insert, who is a manifestation of my inner animal because I'm really a badger on the inside.

Jesus Christ, people.

canned_fruit
Feb 4, 2008


Spoilers are out and guess who's back. It's that motherfucking crow

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

canned_fruit posted:

Spoilers are out and guess who's back. It's that motherfucking crow

Oh thank god. This is Lost fan's "Outrigger".

Outrigger

canned_fruit
Feb 4, 2008


And it's out.
http://somemanga.com/manga/Naruto/549/

I really hope whoever said the crow will allow Itachi to have free reign is right. That would be crazy awesome. I suppose it will just prevent Itachi's attack though. Interesting how it has a 4 sided pattern to it's eyes and not 3.

Seems to be missing a page though...

And Mangastream has theirs up which has the page but they're out of order.

canned_fruit fucked around with this message at Jul 27, 2011 around 15:49

Kingtheninja
Jul 29, 2004

Mother, mother ocean, I have heard your call.



Ak Gara posted:

Oh thank god. This is Lost fan's "Outrigger".

Outrigger

Are you talking about the boat thing from the beginning of season 5? That ALWAYS bothered me, I didn't think anyone cared

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

こな☆にゃん~♡


I like how Naruto is just casually making GBS threads out gargantuan rasengans now.

Hard NOP Life
Jan 22, 2004

Your clothes.

Give them to me. Now!


That chapter definitely left me more satisfied and wanting more. This arc has been so awesome.

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007
Still dancing, still singing, and still surprised by joy.

I just wanna know what the deal with the crow is. And it looks like we'll find out soon!

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doomisland
Oct 5, 2004



You caw to be kidding me!

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