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constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010
There are two commercials that are the bane of Western New Yorkers existence:

HUUUUUUUGE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXRaboSo70A

and

I BUY IT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBFeULHMO00

I BUY IT! (with a chicken instead of a blonde woman)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9xaXQisPcU

There's a third commercial where the blonde wears a chicken suit. Here's a remix of it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8EqMzlUJww&feature=related

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constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010
This most likely has been brought up in the thread by now, but in the Charmin bears commercial, the most irritating phrase has to be "You'll never pass inspection with pieces left behind". Oh pretty please tell me, Charmin, when and in what situation will my rear end be inspected for toilet paper lint? :allears:

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010
Someone may have already posted this, but I hate the Target back to school ads where teachers sing school supply lists to the tune of songs from the 1980s. I have to mute the tv every time one of these come on.

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010
I don't understand the AndroGel prescription medicine ads that are airing during the Olympics. Isn't artificial testosterone a performance enhancing drug? Why is a substance that is widely used in banned from Olympic competition, being advertised?

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010
I really am getting annoyed by the Taco Bell cantina bowl ads with the chef making some bowl meal that totally isn't a thinly veiled attempt to compete with Chipotle and Qdoba.

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010
Steering the conversation away from diner chat, I really hate the Sargento "natural" cheese commercials. Stop lying, Sargento. Your cheese is not made in some dusty, old world shop. It's made in a cold, sterile, stainless steel equipment and concrete floor having plant.

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010

RetroHelix posted:

Castriota Chevrolet in the Tampa Bay area has always had terrible commercials. This is their worst.

"Castriota Chevrolet Goes Topless"

And I see it three times a day.

You call that bad? Everyone in Upstate New York would consider a huge step up from the likes of Billy Fucillo:

Billy Fucillo talks to God.

IT'S HUUUUUUUUGE!.

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010
I really hate the Cars.com commercial with the singing hair. It's creepy.

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010
I just saw a Christmas commercial for Target. Halloween isn't for another two weeks! :gonk:

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010

DJExile posted:

Jesus gently caress the Dish HOPPA ads just won't die. :suicide:

God, I hate that commercial. The horrifically thick Mass accents :gonk:. Why does anyone need to record 6 shows at once?

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010

trunkwontopen posted:

As long as they played that little guitar ditty while doing so, that would be just perfect.

I get the run of the mill of bad commercials, recording various shows on my PC while I'm at work during the day. I constantly see this gem of a commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha6j2nKF4fk
Master P telling me to go back to college MAYKUM SAY UHHH NYAH NAH NAH NAAAAAAAAAH.

Speaking of For-Profit Colleges, I can't stand the Colorado Technical University ads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z39fU0WJFEg

"I don't want to be another face in a crowd."
"...Tie my classes to today's economy."
"I chose CTU, because I don't just want a degree!":smugbert:

Why would you advertise your college as a place for spoiled little shits?

EDIT: forgot link.

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010
This was most likely already mentioned, but the Target Black Friday ads need to stop.
Can anyone watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYxHjdFWgAI and not be either annoyed or creeped out?

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010
I hate the Justfab.com commercials where women are looking at the shore store's website as if they're watching porn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MSEdJZnORI

I'm a woman, and I don't act like this over shoes, and I don't know of any women who do behave like this.

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constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010
Lana Del Ray is making a lot of money thanks to these commercials.

I don't know why a song about trying to salvage an already dead relationship is used to advertise lovely for profit schools and coffee? :shrug:

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