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shyguy posted:Apologies if this has been brought up already but: Came here to post this. This is the worst commercial I've seen in a long time.
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Nut Bunnies posted:Found it To be fair, they aren't coming out of a human's mouth... they are thinking it.
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Apr 26, 2012 18:05
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McSpanky posted:I will eventually get sick of what is certainly the first in a series of "now I'm a hardcore take-no-prisoners bitch" T-Mobile Girl 2.0 commercials, but for now I'll just appreciate that she's back on my television being mysteriously attractive. For one thing, her legs go allll the way up.
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Apr 27, 2012 14:38
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Dr_Amazing posted:There's a subway commercial where a fireman steals another fireman's sandwich. Then he's a giant dick about it. Someone decided this wasn't annoying enough so they dubbed little kid voices in over it. Subways been running commercials based on the theme of adults acting like children with children voices for a while now. Most of them were based in an office environment. Subway also runs separate commercials for their particular 5 dollar sub of the month, breakfast promotions, and another one that I'm forgetting. DrBouvenstein posted:I prefer my interpretation, it's funnier. There are three interpretations of this joke in this thread, that's how bad the joke is. I didn't even get the joke at all until this thread. Also, all commercials with talking babies can go straight to hell. loving tired of these dumb etrade commercials.
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Jun 7, 2012 19:05
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Aintain posted:
Some white family kidnapped some black kid and is now speeding around farmlands in the middle of Iowa. What happens when the ice melts in the black kid's cup and he can no longer make the shaking noise? I hope we never find out.
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Jun 22, 2012 16:19
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Farbtoner posted:I don't think I've ever seen anyone scanning a QR code in an ad. Ever. They're up there with social media experts and Second Life when it comes to welfare for tech nerds caused by execs being clueless. "Oh yes, your toothpaste company definitely needs a full-time employee to run their Facebook page!" I wonder if anyone's even used shazam when watching someone's ad.
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Jul 18, 2012 23:07
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:The "Summer Savin'" Grease parody on the Nissan ads needs to stop right the gently caress now. I will be painfully honest and expose my male pigdom and say that I kind of watch the commercial really closely because I can't quite tell if the chick with the grey and pink striped shirt at the beginning has big boobs or not.
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Aug 28, 2012 20:48
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Yea, I got a brand new Droid Razr for $30 when they came out, because they had some crazy sale, along with my new every 2.
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Sep 21, 2012 14:43
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I am so tired of the Jack Reacher commercial and that loving song in the ad. The one guy just rattles off the cliched agencies a hero needs to be a part of in an action movie "You betta watch it! The guy was part of FBI, CIA, BLACK OPS, Seal team 345, CBS, NBC, Super Secret Super Agent Club, Evolution Revolution, Banana Splits"
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Dec 6, 2012 16:21
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Vicas posted:"I got him a John Cena fathead. I put it on his ceiling right above his bed so that it'll spend every single night, staring him down." Krispy Kreme gonna have to update his christmas list. Also, found a new commercial that makes no loving sense to me. Its the Garmin christmas commercial. One of the scenes is some chick unwrapping it while on a camping trip. In a regular lovely dome tent, in the middle of loving winter. Who the gently caress camps in the middle of winter on loving christmas?
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Dec 10, 2012 03:18
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Retail Slave posted:I'm really starting to dislike the annoyingly perky Beezid girl. Wait a month and Beezid will have a new commercial under a new name, something like QuiBeezds. At least, that's what I think is going on. This is the same thing that was called quibids before right? Holy hell that is such a scam.
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Dec 31, 2012 17:40
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There's a Party City commercial that advertises their New Year's stuff. Highlights are people having more fun with blowouts/paper horns/rattlers than real people will ever have in their entire life. Also, "WANT TO PARTY LIKE A BRO? WE GOT YOU COVERED"
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Dec 31, 2012 18:21
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Oh god I saw the Lumosity commercial and all I could think of was this is what you get when you cross pogo.com, eharmony, and a failed 90's website idea that people invested 20 million into.
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Jan 3, 2013 16:06
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raditts posted:I just don't like those weird faces he makes while he's singing the song. Creeps me out. The Eddie Money commercial is awesome. I always get a kick out of it. As far as the faces he makes, Eddie Money has always made strange hosed up faces: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GkWTbEjpS8 The lion commercials sucks all sorts of rear end though.
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Jan 9, 2013 15:12
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Gonz posted:Needs less Kidz Bop and more Raffi. The next Kidz Bop will be 20 remixes of Gagnam Style ANd that LMFAO song
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Jan 10, 2013 16:45
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I am glad all of these movie commercials have a black bar going across the top of the screen with the name of the movie and its hashtag in it so that I know what movies I want to avoid seeing in the theater/adding to netflix.
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Jan 18, 2013 22:40
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FuzzySkinner posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aX1ghwzn7NU Yea, its like taking all the creepy poo poo from the Muppets and combining it with all the creepy poo poo from HR Pufnstuf.
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Jan 30, 2013 15:21
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This thread is making me want to re-watch all of the redhead Wendy's commercials to see if she's always been a huge bitch or just a bitch since the school play commercial. edit: Wendy's has been greasy for a very, very long time. It was just a matter of time till your dining experience there revealed as such.
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Jan 30, 2013 16:19
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No, I loving love that commercial too. The only thing that bothers me about it is that his singing is off. And, yea its not as good back in the day but I'm talking about the timing/cadence or whatever of how he sings it.
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Feb 1, 2013 21:18
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It took a twenty minute speech to convey the same thing the State Farm ads do in a quick jingle "We are Farmers. Dum da dum, da dum dum dum!"
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Feb 4, 2013 22:12
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Meltathon posted:That's Farmers Insurance, not State Farm. Doh, I got that one mixed up. I think they're a little different. The Eastwood ad at least a little more concise whereas the Dodge ad just felt like it took forever.
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Feb 5, 2013 16:06
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These Arby's detective commercials are pretty annoying. Their "good mood food" commercials were poo poo too. drat, I can't think of a good Arby's campaign in my entire lifetime.
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Mar 5, 2013 00:51
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I detest the commercials but they are kind of brilliant. The kids who watch it will be like "Heh, that kid is cool and funny" The parents who watch it will say "Awww, that's so cute" Everyone else gets to laugh with the guy "Heh, yea, those kids are totally dumb, you got them good".
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Mar 5, 2013 14:02
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trunkwontopen posted:Someday, He'll call her and she will come running and fall in His arms and the tears will fall down and she'll pray, "I want to throw my TV into traffic" Two most hilarious things to me about those commercials: 1. Find God's match for you Granted I'm not an expert in how God works but I am suspicious that God would refer us to a paid website. 2. The song in the background. The verse "I want to fall in love with you" is kind of hosed up. You want to? In the end, I would rather watch another ChristianMingle commercial than another Zoosk commercial.
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Apr 8, 2013 17:24
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I have been watching a lot of hockey and this is one of the Skyline Chili commercials that are in constant rotation on my local channel. I only bring this up because whoever edited the commercial didn't catch the fact that the kids mother is obviously coaching her kid on what to say, like its been rehearsed hundreds of times: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJUyGcAnpNg (20 seconds in) Not that I don't expect it to be, but once you catch her mouthing the words he's saying you can't unsee it.
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Apr 20, 2013 02:51
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The detestable 5 hour energy commercial around here is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJn6vpVbUM0 Caffeine + vitamins!
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May 17, 2013 20:18
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skooma512 posted:That Time Warner commercial with the mom getting people up for black friday really rubs me the wrong way. Bill Cowher is old and has Alzheimer's and keeps breaking into people's houses, thinking it's his own, and yells at them.
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Nov 18, 2013 18:05
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New Lexus holiday ads feature an obviously bored out of their minds bonkers rich hot white couple with nothing better to do around the holidays than make car-sized bows for their 3 brand spanking new Lexuses. Get a loving dog or something. God drat.
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Nov 22, 2013 15:51
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Let's get some cake in you.
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Nov 25, 2013 19:15
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Vicas posted:Also pardon the double post but I really hate the commercials for work boots where they're just mistakes like a construction truck trapping itself in bollards or a misspelled street painting (keep claer) because the dude filming these with his cell phone has the most grating laugh I've ever heard Yea, you're mercifully leaving out the one with the ceiling fan. Whoever failed to get a ceiling fan to work in such a spectacular fashion as to do the impossible, cannot blame it on not wearing Timberlands.
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Nov 26, 2013 20:19
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Doctor Butts posted:New Lexus holiday ads feature an obviously bored out of their minds bonkers rich hot white couple with nothing better to do around the holidays than make car-sized bows for their 3 brand spanking new Lexuses. Turns out in later versions of the commercial, they got a dog. And a Grandpa And Kids Anyway, I was looking for the commercials on YouTube since they really bother me and I had no luck, so I Google'd it and someone else was as bothered about them as I was. And that article includes the 3 versions of the commercial, and the article isn't that funny. http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/11/50-questions-bow-making-family-2013-lexus-christmas-commercials/
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Dec 2, 2013 05:14
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Y-Hat posted:I hate the message that the commercial with the man on the swingset with the child sends. It's basically saying, "Not even kids are immune from shiny jewelry." He gave her a loving Open Hearts necklace. My wife pointed out to me a few years back that "It looks like a symbol of tits & rear end" Meltathon posted:Are chocolate diamonds just trying to market really lovely diamonds? Technically they are flawed diamonds, but throw up a slick marketing term like 'chocolate diamonds' and people are glad they're blowing hundreds of bucks on a brown diamond.
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Dec 16, 2013 16:18
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Yea she should have subcontracted that job out to the Lexus Bow Makers.
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Dec 16, 2013 18:24
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404GoonNotFound posted:Not when A) you're using the phone for audio streaming and B) you picked up a unit with a lifetime sub. My GPS unit supposedly had lifetime updates, but it turned out to be bullshit. I got like 3 years of updates but now costs like $100 for a new map update.
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Dec 16, 2013 20:49
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Yea just about everyone who would watch the Shirley Temple collection is going to be dead in the next 10 years. They might as well make hay while the sun shines. Kind of like the huge push of old radio shows being sold on cassette tapes back in the 80's
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Dec 18, 2013 15:26
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dijon du jour posted:Holy balls that CGI Marilyn Monroe is terrifying. She does not look like she enjoys that perfume.
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Dec 19, 2013 22:17
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AFewBricksShy posted:Why does Honda have Michael Bolton on a commercial? I can't tell if it is supposed to be making light of how cheesy he is, like the Lonely Island did, or if some Honda ad guy thought "Michael Bolton is the future!" It doesn't seem very tongue in cheek, so it is just sort of confusing. I'm pretty sure everyone in that commercial is in on the joke except for Michael Bolton's hair plugs.
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Dec 20, 2013 17:49
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Mister Kingdom posted:Those Ford commercials where kids ask Santa for Ford vehicles are pissing me off. Nothing like a snotty brat to convey the Christmas spirit. I think the commercial messed up somewhere and didn't make it more explicit that the kids represent adults.
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Dec 23, 2013 16:45
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If these puzzle games are sagas, Wolfenstein is an epic.
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RMZXAnarchy posted:That's an extremely shady business practice. And naturally they don't ever mention this in the commercials. If you pay attention, you'll notice the name of the website in the commercial changes every few months even though its essentially the same commercial. Re: Quibids and Beezid which I'm pretty sure are the same company. edit: I keep seeing the Safe Auto jingle commercial and its really annoying.
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