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rockinricky posted:The other day, I was watching The Price is Right on cbs.com and that commercial played during every ad break. It got annoying really quick. At least they don't talk.
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vyst posted:Natty Light and Keystone Light are the beers of power hours everywhere around the US I can tolerate Natty if it's very cold, but I'd rather just not drink beer than have Keystone, that's how bad it is. PBR for lyfe, yo.
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Jun 19, 2011 17:06
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DJExile posted:KFC is back to talking about their "certified cooks" as well. I'd love to know what that certification entails. edit: or they're all on the sex offender registry
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SamBishop posted:I hate both of you so much for having to look this up. Everything about it gives me a full body shiver. The only thing I can think of is it's some kind of energy thing? He's too tired to walk the dog? Having said that, JESUS CHRIST gently caress 
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Atasi posted:Enzymatic pet stain cleaner, which is a product I purchase regularly and I try different brands most every time. I won't be trying this though so if that was their intention, good job. Between this post, your avatar and Y-Hat's rant re: ASPCA I'm loving cracking up over here.
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Jul 15, 2011 17:01
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You Are A Elf posted:Yeah, yeah, if I were a manufacturer of something, I'd want it to look clean and new rather than filthy and unappealing, too, but at least give me a little realism eveery now and again, please. Some folks actually use and abuse their trucks and/or 4-wheel drives. I think it's Subaru that has a commercial where the guy's Outback is loving filthy and only gets cleaned when it rains on the car. Kind of a nice change. Although for realism it should be a lesbian  I love driving out on i-80 through the salt flats and you can see all the places where the dumb shits drove out in their big trucks and got stuck. Yeah, that only looks like cement, buddy. It's actually mush under a half inch crust for 80% of the year.
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Jul 19, 2011 22:01
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raditts posted:I just saw this on TV, and I definitely did not see the end coming. That's actually kind of funny. What channel/timezone did you see that on? I can't imagine them ever playing it around here, people would be up in arms.
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Jul 23, 2011 20:47
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aquatic sideshow posted:Pretty soon yogurt and cleaning supplies commercials are just going to have the smart, hot wife and dumb, chubby husband just completely beating the poo poo out of each other with baseball bats. I actually think that would be an improvement. Let 'em punch around their ungrateful smug loving kids as well and I'd buy whatever they were selling.
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Aug 10, 2011 01:57
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Do people not just keep their extra rolls of toilet paper under the sink I live in an old house with a wall-mounted sink that has no cabinet, so no. I do have a little cubby that I sometimes put rolls in, but usually I'm pretty good about just fetching a new roll from the hall closet after the old one runs out (I've never encountered the problem of running out of TP halfway through taking a poo poo, what are you people eating?).
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Aug 12, 2011 02:47
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mexicanmonkey posted:Old Navy is the only clothing company I can think of whose ads make me refuse to shop there. I don't understand who they're trying to appeal to with the majority of their ads. Moms/Grandmothers I guess? I buy stuff from there because t-shirts are usually pretty good quality and cheap, and their jeans aren't terrible. However, I refuse to watch their commercials, and if ever asked I would let them know that I shop there in spite of their lovely advertising, not because of it. I have no idea who the demographic is either.
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Aug 14, 2011 18:50
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chazburgr posted:
You should give that commercial a break, it's older than half the people who post on this forum 
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Sep 4, 2011 18:40
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ALL. SENIOR. CITIZENS. SHOULD. HAVE. LIFEALERT.
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SpacePig posted:I know the thing they're going for is "You wouldn't find somehting like this for 99c elsewhere!", but what that says to me is "We make these things with 99c worth of ingredients and effort".
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Sep 15, 2011 02:48
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Apparently, then, I'm in the minority here because when I get a television, I get it to play games on or to, y'know, watch some loving television. If I want to do computer poo poo, I've got a computer well and truly separate. I see no reason to combine the two. Goddammit I'm 21 and I'm already going "You loving kids and your newfangled inventions, IN MY DAY Well what if you're me and your desktop is actually plugged right into your tv set? My tv is my monitor. Some days I like to browse the forums and watch a football game or other event and I can't do that without using my laptop. I understand the "jesus who needs that feature?" reaction but the idea that you can't be on the computer and have the tv on at the same time is pretty 
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Malachite_Dragon posted:If your TV is your computer monitor, then I can accept that. As long as it's not a ridiculously enormous one Bask in my 32" of glory! I use the computer sprawled out on the couch with my feet up on the coffee table using a wireless mouse and keyboard. I'll probably replace the tv at some point with a 40" LED. I don't sit 6 inches from the goddamn thing.
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raditts posted:I've always hated that "where on a chicken is a nugget" saying because it's so goddamn stupid. Where on the cow is a hamburger? Where on a pig is the bacon? Which is still loving dumb, because where's the popcorn on a chicken, huh? 
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Sep 20, 2011 01:48
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Rhyno posted:We used to feed popcorn to the chickens. I just saw some commercial for Toyota Prius that disturbed the hell out of me. It's some big man made up of people doing poo poo like brushing his teeth and whatnot. Then they get outside and break up and go to their separate cars. It was freaky as poo poo. Not as hosed up as that one commercial for honda or whatever where everything in it was a person (the flowers, the grass, etc) but still pretty hosed up.
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Sep 20, 2011 03:21
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Rhyno posted:It doesn't help that it's the worst beer ever. No, pretty sure that's Miller Lite or Keystone. Heineken is just bland. Keystone is so bad if given the choice between it and no beer, I will take no beer. And I love beer.
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Sep 23, 2011 04:36
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Does Netflix carry games? I didn't think so The new DVD service, Quikster is going to start carrying games, yes. Which is good because Gamefly went to poo poo a long time ago.
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Sep 27, 2011 22:54
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raditts posted:Well obviously the commercial didn't do its job! I'd probably say "what the gently caress is Wendy's doing now?" but then again I'm old enough to remember the original(s) being on tv, not to mention stupid politicians quoting it all the time. Also, thanks to Saints Row, I now always refer to Wendy's in my head as Freckle Bitch's 
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SamBishop posted:Gary Busey is pure joy. Wait, not joy, I meant crazy that collapses into joy just by watching it. It's like Schrodinger's Brain Condition, a superstate of nuts and hilarity that becomes hilarinuts. I love that man. You may enjoy the "Street Lessons with Uncle Gary" commercials he did for Saints Row 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvMELFck7ZU
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Oct 4, 2011 03:50
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:But I thought they were getting a statue of Robocop and their sports teams are doing well! The fact that Detroit is excited to get a statue of a fictional character whose horrible future-city Detroit is pretty much Detroit right now (minus the cyborg cop to clean it up) is so ironic the universe may fold in upon itself and implode.
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Oct 5, 2011 00:51
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Sanschel posted:Is that the one with the guy made out of people? I saw that for the first time today. I was too stunned to even catch what it was selling. I bitched about this a long time ago. I pretty much sat there making a face somewhere between  and  . I felt like I needed a shower after that loving thing, it was that disturbing.
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Oct 9, 2011 07:28
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Doc Hawkins posted:Is this the one you guys are talking about? Seems pretty innocuous to me. Yep. I don't know why, it was just one of those things that caused a visceral reaction of disgust in me. If it doesn't give you the screaming heebie-jeebies then good for you, you don't have to run screaming from the television or give yourself a torn groin muscle leaping for the remote to change the channel every time it comes on.
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Oct 9, 2011 18:57
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:The best one when I had Cox was the ad they kept running encouraging you to sign up for the "Cox insider" I don't have Cox in my area and am sad I missed this. That has to be intentional, right?
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Oct 11, 2011 19:56
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Mozi posted:There's never been a better time to switch to Cox.  If I worked for their ad agency it would be a neverending series of blatant dick jokes.
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Oct 12, 2011 00:57
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Grandpa Pap posted:If I should ask a lady from work out on a date to Chili's, and she responded by quoting John Lee Hooker's "Boom Boom" in her normal voice, we'd have a laugh and hopefully have a good date. The whole flaw in this is "asking out a coworker" combined with "date at Chili's."
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And to me, someone saying Chili's was their favorite restaurant would probably get a worse reaction than them singing "Boom Boom" just like John Lee Hooker.
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This is a local radio ad, so it doesn't really fit, but I have to complain about it somewhere. One of those payday loan places parodied the loving McDonald's Filet 'o Fish song. So imagine that annoying piece of poo poo, but done even worse and going on about how their predatory lending practices are so much better than those other guys' predatory lending practices!
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Oct 26, 2011 17:08
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:What the hell are you watching?
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Oct 28, 2011 20:10
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I like to think the McRib is only available from time to time because it takes them that long to save up the floor sweepings and have them pressed into shapes. Seriously, I don't know how people like that thing. It has a horrifying texture, unnerving shape, and tastes like poo poo. I bet if you looked around you could find a local barbecue joint that had a sandwich actually made from pulled pork for about the same price.
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Nov 1, 2011 19:43
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:I went into Target to get something for my Halloween costume two days before the actual holiday and all of the stuff had already been piled on a few shelves and the christmas stuff was out. gently caress you America. Yeah, I went to the grocery store Saturday and half the seasonal aisle was halloween candy and the other half was the same loving candy but with snowmen on the packages  Of course, on December 26th they start putting out Valentine's poo poo, so it's a never-ending problem.
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Nov 4, 2011 15:11
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Rhyno posted:I know what you mean man, deities are a huge pain in the rear end to house train. Wasn't there a videogame where you had to do that? And you could make it sweet and nice or take a giant poo poo on the village and eat everybody?
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Nov 5, 2011 02:08
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Y-Hat posted:Not only did McDonald's bring back that awful "Mr. Snuggles" sweet tea commercial, they made it full-length every time they show it. I rush for the mute button every time I see it. It was in the last thread, I think. Were those ever actually shown on TV? Because I can't see any network, even the shittiest cable station going "yeah, sure, we'll air that." It's like some horrible perfect storm of furries and scat play masquerading as a cleaning product.
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fariz posted:Yeah, but at the same time I'd pick up an injured homeless man but wouldn't give money to a cat, so... Cats just spend the money they told you was for a can of tuna on fuckin' catnip anyway 
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Nov 27, 2011 03:09
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jojoinnit posted:These arent even pyjamas. Pyjamas have a separate top and bottom. This is just a onesie for adults. It's a weird version of a Union suit. Not a new concept at all.
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Nov 28, 2011 06:40
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And every year when people report about new lovely holiday commercials, I am required to post this non-lovely holiday commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2vXgKCUZ3c . To this day I still say, "He can't have her, I love her!"
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SamBishop posted:It really is getting a terrible amount of airplay. Between that and the smug iPhone spots, I'm really starting to hate Apple's marketing department more than I already did -- and that's saying something. I'm quite a bit older than the average poster on this forum ( ). Kids/young people have always dressed retardedly and looked like poo poo, it just gets more apparent the further you get from it. Things I've personally lived through:Bell bottoms and polyester everything. Not the nice polyesters that mimic natural fabric, but the heavy, melt-to-your-skin-in-a-fire poo poo. Parachute pants, padded shoulders and "new-wave" haircuts (jesus gently caress those things were ugly), plus bangs that stood straight up like There's Something About Mary except not with jizz. Pants so loose that the dipshits wearing them had to hold them up with one hand. Also "grunge." Now kids wear skinny jeans and don't cut their hair. Whatever, gently caress it. Although I am amused whenever I see a kid dressed like a punk and want to tell them I saw people dressing exactly like that 25 years ago. poo poo, they probably got that jacket at a thrift store from some person who found it in their closet and anonymously dropped it off in the middle of the night.
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DJExile posted:E: Holy poo poo That person might very well need psychiatric help.
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angerbeet posted:This is the "Our chicken is for assholes!" I'm glad I don't live where I have to see that poo poo all the time.
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Iron Crowned posted:I saw half an episode once, one dude was like a werecollie for some reason. You know something's gone horribly wrong with vampires when Anne Rice looks like high art.
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