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Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Lee Harvey Oswald posted:

She won't go away. :negative:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mhrsCFAmYs

Oh god her face at the end. It's like staring into the screaming mouth of hell.

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Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Oh good, Hersheys is still using I Melt With You. That means either no one told them or they don't care.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

The Steak Justice posted:

Why has no one brought up the smug bullshit Gold Bond started airing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NGhJKrmQdE
I don't know if I'm just overreacting to nothing but god I want to punch this douchebag in his stupid smirking face.

It's incredibly obvious that they're trying to ape Old Spice and Dos Equis at the same time and create a character who is both interesting and charismatic like the Dos Equis guy, while also having a wacky off the wall absurd feel like Old Spice has. However their marketing department has no idea what makes those commercials work, so they end up missing the target completely, and we end up with this garbage.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Gonz posted:

Was just watching Adult Swim, and this came on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9BETkNhCKQ

So...yeah.

That exists.

I'm going to buy some of these and give them to the kids of people I hate.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

raditts posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwdAiVGdLjw

Why does the Nerf Performance Institute look like the set of American Gladiators circa 1988?

What else would it look like?

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

When I saw the trailer before Looper, I could have sworn that it was China invading. Bright red flag and everything. Incidentally, why is the movie still called Red Dawn, North Korea isn't communist anymore. The movie should be Juche Dawn.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

The gazelle with night vision goggles one bothers the hell out of me. Good, you can see the lion. That doesn't really change the fact that HE'S STILL A LION YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE! RUN YOU DUMB ASSHOLES, RUN!

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Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Sash! posted:

I like the ones with crazy out of left field side-effects that you'd never even consider as a possibility. On one hand, migraine treatment might kill you has a weird logic because if it is playing with blood pressure, then...ok I can follow that.

Cipro giving you a slight chance of rupturing your Achilles Tendon? Huh?

My vague recollection is that this is because anything that happens to the test group while they're on the drug has to be listed as a possible side effect unless they're in a car accident or something, but that's probably wrong.

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