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I really loving hate the MyLife commercials. Dumbass bitch: Seven people are searching for me? Tee-hee. Seven? Yes, you stupid cow, they're called stalkers and bill collectors. I hope they find you and hack you to pieces.
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ElwoodCuse posted:If one of those Mercedes shitheads crashed into Pomplamoose that would be cool, though. Why the Pomplamoose hate all of a sudden?
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Jun 9, 2011 00:44
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raditts posted:Because they're terrible, just like Hyundais. I liked a couple of their cover songs and I don't think I could handle an entire concert, but I wouldn't call them terrible.
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Jun 9, 2011 13:40
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DrBouvenstein posted:What I hate most about the newest Kindle commercial is when the girl flips down the page in her book...judging by the expression she makes, and the amount of effort she seems to be putting into it, her book is made of titanium. That bugs me, too, but for a different reason, Unless it's a ratty paperback, I never fold down the corners of a book, especially a hardback.
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Jun 14, 2011 23:07
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Moose Bigelow posted:Just realized today that annoying girl from e-surance ad is now in an ad for dog treats. I must learn her name so I can destroy her career. Here she is, apparently.
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Jul 4, 2011 19:30
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Tracula posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHvLP6xCiAA 
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Jul 5, 2011 02:12
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Oraculum Animi posted:I think you're reaching. The ad is probably pretty rooted in reality, where the dad still sees his daughter as his "little girl" and it's difficult to accept she's growing up. He gave her the keys and told her to be safe, there was no overprotective or controlling aspects besides a father sending his daughter on one of her first driving trips alone. Besides, the little girl is cute: 
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Jul 24, 2011 14:58
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Just caught a WellTabs commercial. Feeling down? Are you depressed? Take WellTabs and feel better. Are you NOT feeling down or depressed? Take WellTabs and feel your best. Call now for a free sample! Um, yeah. "First one's free", eh? But wait, "Well Tabs are the only product available with Positive Mood Technology!"
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Jul 24, 2011 15:48
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muscles like this? posted:Their new one with the "Whale" is also god-awful. It seems like it was written for Ken Jeong but since he's too popular now its just some other short Asian man talking with a high pitched voice. I wonder how much they paid to loop a couple of seconds of "For What It's Worth" in the background?
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Jul 30, 2011 22:37
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Chicken Doodle posted:I bought one as a kid cause it had Aqua's Barbie Girl on it. Of course it was the most limp-wristed CD ever conceived of, and I quickly tossed it in the trash. Yet I still have my Now! 5 and Now! 6 CDs which are crappy radio edits, something just as bad IMHO. So the Now! series is like the K-Tel records from the 70s?
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Aug 3, 2011 00:57
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DrBouvenstein posted:At least the indian ones are honest...they say right up front it's not cheap. You'd have to pay back $11k on a $2600 loan. I hope I never get that desperate for a loan.
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Aug 4, 2011 22:59
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Do people not just keep their extra rolls of toilet paper under the sink The bathroom in my apartment is hosed up because the toilet paper holder is mounted in such a way that I would have to reach back to my left and down about a foot, so I keep the TP on top of the tank and the extra rolls under the sink.
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Aug 11, 2011 20:35
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Sizzlechest posted:I've never had luck with bagless vacs. The problem they describe in the commercial with the filter getting clogged and losing suction is spot on. Rather than buy a Dyson, I bought a reconditioned bag upright on the cheap and have been happy with it ever since. I got a Bissell bagless for about $70 and it does a pretty decent job considering how much cat hair it has to suck up. I just take it apart after each use and clean all the parts.
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Aug 11, 2011 23:57
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:I find every single one of Geico's "rhetorical question" commercials extremely irritating, so you're not alone. The only one I liked was the little piggy who went "weeee" all the way home.
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Aug 14, 2011 00:05
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Are you the Devil? I like the reaction of the family more so than the pig.
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Aug 14, 2011 02:56
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The Moon Monster posted:I always thought the use of phrase "real people" in ads was weird. Are actors robots or something? There's one commercial (I can't remember it right now) where they have actors portraying "real people" and their faces are hidden in darkness!
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Aug 15, 2011 18:56
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Rirse posted:I can't believe they still use the horrible caveman in ads still. They don't appear in the main Geico ads anymore, but on ESPN you can see them in a ad for Fantasy Football now. Ever since that failed tv series, I grown to hate the Geico Cavemen. Same here and adding the gecko. I think they've done everything they can with him.
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Sep 6, 2011 18:07
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This is more a nitpick than anything else: The Subaru ad where the guy goes to the junkyard where his crashed car sits. He reaches in and takes off the gear shift knob and puts it in his pocket. At the end, you see it on the front seat of his new car.
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Sep 10, 2011 15:17
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GutBomb posted:I haven't seen the ad but from the description it just sounds like the shifter knob had sentimental value so the guy went and got it, and now it's on the front seat of his new car so he can have a piece of his old car in his new one. So, he put the knob in his pocket, got in the car, and then removed the knob and put it on the seat. That's the odd part.
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Sep 10, 2011 23:56
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Has anyone bitched about the Toshiba LED TV commercials where the CEO imagines the horrific consequences of not putting WiFi in their TVs? Well, if not, I am.
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Sep 16, 2011 23:23
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Malachite_Dragon posted:
Because if you don't have WiFi in your TV, satellites will crash to the earth!
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Sep 16, 2011 23:50
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Televisions have been going perfectly fine without WiFi for decades... why would there be a difference now?
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That new ebay ad where everybody is making fun of the guy who can't find his pen makes me wish he had a pen and jammed it in their eyeballs.
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Sep 17, 2011 19:54
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Jonny 290 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku90R0xW520 Yes, kids, it's perfectly okay to eat ghost cookies.
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Sep 17, 2011 20:21
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ElwoodCuse posted:DirecTV completely failed to ride the wave of the Russian guy with the tiny giraffe. Not enough of him and everything since then has sucked. Especially with the American version of the same guy.
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Sep 17, 2011 20:38
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DrBouvenstein posted:With DirectTV, you get (almost) all games. I think they're still subject to the NFL's asinine blackout rules. I have a friend who has DTv and the football package. I believe that if a game is available on your local station, you have to watch it there. I'm pretty sure he can see all the games. I'm going over there today and I'll ask him.
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Sep 18, 2011 12:53
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MillionsV posted:I'm terrified of those Western Skies payday loan commercials. Those Native Americans want to steal the gently caress out of your money, and they make no bones about it. You gotta admit it takes balls to tell you to your face that it'll cost $11k to borrow $2.6k.
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Sep 18, 2011 14:56
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Mister Kingdom posted:I have a friend who has DTv and the football package. I believe that if a game is available on your local station, you have to watch it there. I'm pretty sure he can see all the games. I'm going over there today and I'll ask him. I checked with my friend and he said he is not subject to the blackout rule. If a game is on a local channel, you will be directed to that channel, otherwise, you'll see it on a package channel.
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Sep 18, 2011 21:42
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Anybody seen the Passages-Malibu rehab center commercials? This line should generate a few letters: "This is not a 12 step program. This WORKS!"
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Sep 19, 2011 13:01
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:The J-Lo Fiat ad was on during literally every commercial break during the NFL games on CBS yesterday. Holy poo poo, that was awful. "The Fiat 500: small enough to save gas, big enough to carry J-Lo's rear end"
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Sep 21, 2011 12:55
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RC and Moon Pie posted:I'm not 100% convinced that this is the same personal injury lawyer ad I saw this afternoon, but it has to be pretty close. As a citizen of Georgia and, more specifically Savannah, I would like to apologize to the entire earth for those.
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Sep 24, 2011 14:16
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"Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big. Big." "Small." gently caress you, Smart Car.
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Sep 29, 2011 23:20
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The Moon Monster posted:Some new Old Navy ad for a blouse is bugging me. One of the lines is "with or without jeans is what it's all about." Look, just buy our damned clothes.
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Oct 3, 2011 03:31
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aquatic sideshow posted:I just saw a commercial, the gist of which is that the loving Chrysler 200 of all things is going to make Detroit known as "the Paris of the midwest"??? Was that supposed to be sarcastic? The best part is that they don't tell you the 200 is basically a re-skinned Sebring. They've been doing that kind of poo poo for years. Remember how many K-car variants there were?
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Oct 4, 2011 23:12
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Meltathon posted:Yeah, someone has to explain this to me. The Smartcar weighs 235 lbs. and gets 41 mpg highway. A Honda Civic weighs over 10 times as much and gets 39 mpg highway. Whoever designed the Smartcar really hosed that up. I also can't imagine driving the Smartcar on a windy highway, I get blown around a little bit in my Civic as it is. I think the Smart is being marketed as a city car. I sure as hell wouldn't want to go up against big rigs in a Smart.
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I'M BLACK OPS! Die!
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QuickbreathFinisher posted:I was curious so I GIS'd "McRib without sauce." I've never eaten one, have never wanted to, and now I don't think I ever could. Found this today. Makes me want a McRib even less. quote:The sandwich contains a staggering 70 different ingredients, the least innocuous of which are “pig bits like tripe, heart, and scalded stomach.” Add in some azodicarbonamide, ammonium sulfate, ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides and… well, you get the idea. Scalded stomach? What the ever loving gently caress? 
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Nov 2, 2011 23:00
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Dude's gotta make a buck somehow, his movies keep bombing It looks like the ratings for his new show are slowly dropping.
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iastudent posted:After seeing the Hardees cheddar biscuit commercial I think I need my ears cleaned. With an ice scraper. When you're done, sharpen the blade and scoop out your eyes, because, gently caress.
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Nov 9, 2011 04:19
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der juicen posted:CALL J. G. WENTWORTH, 877 CASH NOW 877 CASH NOW 8 7 7 CASH NOW I wonder how much they gently caress you on your annuities.
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raditts posted:I noticed that Hyundai replaced Pamplemoose (aka Girl Justin Bieber) with some other wacky youtube-grown indie girl playing horrible music this year. At least this one is kind of pleasant to look at, I guess. Pomplamoose is better. I know that's not exactly a ringing endorsement.
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