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Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Employees of Paragon Cable, please welcome the President of the United States!

# ? Jun 18, 2011 01:21

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# ? May 19, 2013 00:45

Zamboni_Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.

NASA's a sucker for any Very Large Array salesman.

# ? Jun 18, 2011 01:46

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Could they just put "Ibid." up on the screen, please?

# ? Jun 18, 2011 01:59

Zamboni_Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.

Grandpa Pap posted:

Could they just put "Ibid." up on the screen, please?

Boy, Ted's lucky to have married a pistol like her.

# ? Jun 18, 2011 12:37

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Boy, Ted's lucky to have married a pistol like her.

I had my hip bones sharpened and pulled out at odd angles. Hope that's okay.

# ? Jun 18, 2011 13:14

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Rye Crisps, Sociables...anything?!?

# ? Jun 18, 2011 13:16

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein F�hrer.

HADJKA!

# ? Jun 18, 2011 13:58

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Should I have said goodbye...?

# ? Jun 18, 2011 16:08

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!

Grandpa Pap posted:

Should I have said goodbye...?

# ? Jun 18, 2011 16:41

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Mister Kingdom posted:

# ? Jun 18, 2011 16:50

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

Grandpa Pap posted:

To...be like, the ELAM!

Saw Suburban Commando on an HBO network recently. Besides being a crazy, nonsensical mess of a film, Elam has a bit part as a cock-eyed war vet. Surprised the crap out of me to see him decades older still pulling the same kind of roles.

# ? Jun 18, 2011 20:06

Zamboni_Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.

Grandpa Pap posted:

There's nothing that sets my heart a-wanderin' like the sound of a train whistle.

This was one of my favorite episodes. The riffs and the host segments were both on point through the whole thing, and the intro song they sang during the opening credit sequence was just brilliant.

# ? Jun 18, 2011 21:39

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

It were during the union summer the prairie fires started. Some said they caved that mine in on purpose, but I couldn't hardly believe it Ma told me just to mind myself.

# ? Jun 19, 2011 03:19

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Though Nelson promised a quick return of the Nanite forces, the war for his eyelashes lasted well into December. Thousands were cut down defending a blasted patch of Nelson's T-zone known as "Follicle Hill".

# ? Jun 19, 2011 03:30

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; JACKASSERY!

Loving the mini-posters from the Big Box of Gamera:

# ? Jun 19, 2011 06:09

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Loving the mini-posters from the Big Box of Gamera:

No Coke?

# ? Jun 19, 2011 13:32

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

So, who would you like to see in your werewolf movie?

# ? Jun 20, 2011 18:48

BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

VectorSigma posted:

So, who would you like to see in your werewolf movie?

The only person I could think of... was Ray Liotta

# ? Jun 20, 2011 18:56

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

Not even... Ray Liotta's brother?

# ? Jun 20, 2011 19:30

BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Not even... Ray Liotta's brother?

I'm sorry guys, I'm just not good at this game.

# ? Jun 20, 2011 19:36

Practical Demon: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

BooDoug187 posted:

I'm sorry guys, I'm just not good at this game.

BooDoug187, he smells like apples...

# ? Jun 20, 2011 21:36

BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Practical Demon posted:

BooDoug187, he smells like apples...

I know...

# ? Jun 20, 2011 21:47

Overwined: Sep 22, 2008; I don't always shut out teams,
but when I do,
I do it handsomely.

Anyone have any soup recipes they'd like to share?

# ? Jun 20, 2011 22:16

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Could there be any more goose poop on my lawn?

# ? Jun 21, 2011 02:13

Zamboni_Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.

Be sure to come back! I'm FREEZING you a special ice cube!

# ? Jun 21, 2011 02:29

That Guy From Pearldiver: Apr 18, 2001; President and Sole Member of the Andre Braugher Appreciation Society

There's a GIRL TOUCHING ME YUCK!

# ? Jun 21, 2011 04:09

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

That is not a woman, it's David Lee Roth!

# ? Jun 21, 2011 04:48

Practical Demon: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

Oh, what just crunched?

# ? Jun 21, 2011 04:57

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Overwined posted:

Anyone have any soup recipes they'd like to share?

Some soups have beans in them, and there are beans that are as watery as soup, but they're not soup. I don't trust soups on the whole, no more than I trust stew.

# ? Jun 21, 2011 05:33

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Ironically, no one in the band Wang Chung had sex that night.

# ? Jun 21, 2011 07:20

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

The concert for Herpes.

# ? Jun 21, 2011 07:56

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein F�hrer.

wyoming posted:

Some soups have beans in them, and there are beans that are as watery as soup, but they're not soup. I don't trust soups on the whole, no more than I trust stew.

Chicken, corn, green peppers, chiles, onions...

Hair...

# ? Jun 21, 2011 12:52

Nouvelle Vague: Feb 16, 2011; Endut! Hoch Hech!

Soon I'll be puking corn, chicken, bell peppers

onions...

# ? Jun 21, 2011 14:34

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; JACKASSERY!

VectorSigma posted:

The concert for Herpes.

"Calling out to all the scum,
are you ready for the brand new filth?"

# ? Jun 21, 2011 16:00

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

I bet she gets up from the ground saying "What happened?" a LOT.

# ? Jun 21, 2011 16:01

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

"Calling out to all the scum,
are you ready for the brand new filth?"

Scummin' in the Streets!

# ? Jun 21, 2011 16:13

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008; You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

JethroMcB posted:

Scummin' in the Streets!

Pig Licker?

# ? Jun 21, 2011 16:35

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

Grandpa Pap posted:

Could there be any more goose poop on my lawn?

No.

# ? Jun 21, 2011 16:51

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Pig Licker?

You know, I would not want to drink Pig Liquor.

# ? Jun 21, 2011 16:55

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# ? May 19, 2013 00:45

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; JACKASSERY!

Evil Mastermind posted:

Pig Licker?

Pig sticker?

# ? Jun 21, 2011 18:29

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