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"It's Lou Costello in drag!"
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The line is pretty low-key, but when Servo mocks the Time Chasers villain's goofy accent towards the beginning of the movie I laugh my rear end off. "Woorldwyde shteanderds"
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Okay, so I missed the boat, but I have to do this:  "I'm Peter Graves, and I was wondering if you could direct me to the Rifftrax. Thank you. I'm Peter Graves."
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Payndz posted:Okay, so I missed the boat, but I have to do this: "Think fast!" "Ah-ha! I'm Peter Graves, and I'm enjoying some good-natured Rifftrax with one of my many new pals here at the University of Minnesota."
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| # ? Mar 1, 2012 19:15 |
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Must be one of those Rifftrax I've heard them talk about so much lately...
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| # ? Mar 1, 2012 20:25 |
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Biography!
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| # ? Mar 1, 2012 21:21 |
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Oh, you're an ugly little dummy, aren't you Mike-o. An ugly, smelly, horrible little dummy, stuffed with sawdust. A dummy who would never have ham.
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| # ? Mar 1, 2012 23:17 |
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They sense I'm Peter Graves.
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| # ? Mar 1, 2012 23:18 |
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trickybiscuits posted:Oh, you're an ugly little dummy, aren't you Mike-o. An ugly, smelly, horrible little dummy, stuffed with sawdust. A dummy who would never have ham. This kind of thing is probably why I eat lunch alone. 
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| # ? Mar 1, 2012 23:24 |
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Coffee? I like coffee. 
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| # ? Mar 1, 2012 23:48 |
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"So, so I told Gary that I was GOING on this vacation so he goes "Well then, I'm going huntin' with Jeff next weekend." Well THAT'S when we were at nice! And then Lou sang 'Fernando' and then Gary -- Oh he sings so good! Oh, you should meet Jeff some time! Do you like Barry Manilow songs? I know the farmers need rain but when the air is damp like this my hair just explodes! Just EX-PLO-HODES! Ohh, ohh, feeling kind of gassy. McNuggets, y'know, they make me so gassy, all that grease and all? It really helps if you drink eight to ten glasses of water a day, did you know that? Sometimes I drink five, sometimes I drink nine just to make up for the other three I didn't drink! Coffee and diet drinks don't count eith-- this is pretty country, isn't it? Y'know, it's kind of a blessing in disguise that I didn't get accepted to college. Y'know I'm gonna have to revise my twenty year plan -- oh, did I tell you about my twenty year plan? Okay, well -- okay listen here: In year one, this is the year when I'm gonna take off those extra seven pounds. Y'know that's equal to seven pounds of butter?! *laughs* So it's like I'm WEARING seven pounds of butter!*giggles* Oh, where was I? Oh-oh yes! So my aunt and uncle, they celebrated their 20th anniversary, and my uncle wanted to sing, uh, "Sunrise, Sunset" and he wanted ME to sing that! But, oh, I haven't sung that since Cindy's wedding! And, well, she never thanked me for that well-- I'm -- uh, well, she's probably really busy and all with..." Does this count as the longest riff ever?
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| # ? Mar 1, 2012 23:51 |
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:Are there any riffs in episodes you've seen so often that make you laugh every single time? For me it's when the fake bellboy guy throws himself out the window when Bart Fargo dodges, and Servo gives this quiet little "Ole!". Every loving time Them making the sound of the old guy hitting a joint at the start of Mighty Jack kills me every time. It's just so over the top.
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Grandpa Pap posted:Coffee? I like coffee. Now we'll never get coffee. 
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Dr_Strangelove posted:Now we'll never get coffee. Suddenly, the Twist-and-Creme seems a much darker place.
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Command Ant posted:"Who would be her friends?" "They will be seeing a lot of each other..." "Oh come on they just met!"
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Once again, THE HORROR of spider island.
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Hey look, dead raccoon of tomorrow.
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| # ? Mar 2, 2012 23:23 |
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The "Closed Three Plants" Car!
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| # ? Mar 2, 2012 23:51 |
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BONNIE AND CLYDE'S DEATH CAR! FONZIE'S DEATH CAR!
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| # ? Mar 3, 2012 01:20 |
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Just because it's futuristic, doesn't mean it's practical.
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| # ? Mar 3, 2012 01:36 |
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Bitchtits McGee posted:Just because it's futuristic, doesn't mean it's practical. I call no way!
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Command Ant posted:BONNIE AND CLYDE'S DEATH CAR! HITLER'S DEATH CAR!
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Dr_Strangelove posted:HITLER'S DEATH CAR! OH GOD, THEY GOT THE HITLER BUILDING!
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Are there any more girls in there?
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| # ? Mar 3, 2012 03:37 |
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Dr_Strangelove posted:HITLER'S DEATH CAR!  grrrrrrr! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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| # ? Mar 3, 2012 03:38 |
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Dr_Strangelove posted:HITLER'S DEATH CAR! Herve Villechaize's death car!
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| # ? Mar 3, 2012 03:56 |
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Practical Demon posted:Herve Villechaize's death car! Tojo's death car!
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| # ? Mar 3, 2012 04:08 |
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Employees of Paragon Cable, please welcome The President of the United States! 
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| # ? Mar 3, 2012 04:42 |
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Jim Henson's "Last Picture Show" Babies.
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| # ? Mar 3, 2012 11:33 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:
Clown suit by Bargain Clown of Hollywood.
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| # ? Mar 3, 2012 12:27 |
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Grandpa Pap posted:Employees of Paragon Cable, please welcome The President of the United States! Walter Mondale stops for chicken!
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Bitchtits McGee posted:Jim Henson's "Last Picture Show" Babies. Sessions Presents: Faces of Death!
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| # ? Mar 3, 2012 15:40 |
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Dr_Strangelove posted:Walter Mondale stops for chicken! John Sununu goes for a haircut.
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Dr_Strangelove posted:Walter Mondale stops for chicken! Erich Von Stroheim hitches across America!
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Grandpa Pap posted:John Sununu goes for a haircut.
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Payndz posted:Other people need this ladder, you know. Kelly Flinn on her way to another tryst. 
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Grandpa Pap posted:Employees of Paragon Cable, please welcome The President of the United States! Paragon Cable, just here to drill through your hardwood floors.
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| # ? Mar 3, 2012 19:29 |
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And in the future there will still be a two dollar surcharge for using this service despite the technology having proliferated EVERYWHERE ON THE PLANET!  E: While channel flipping, there's a Hallmark movie on with Tom Selleck, and apparently it was too raunchy for that station, as I just heard a guy tell Tom "You son of a --!"
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Grandpa Pap posted:E: While channel flipping, there's a Hallmark movie on with Tom Selleck, and apparently it was too raunchy for that station, as I just heard a guy tell Tom "You son of a --!" Wonder what he's a son of? Son of a preacher man? Son of a son of a sailor, maybe?
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Grandpa Pap posted:Kelly Flinn on her way to another tryst. I'm one of the few who still gets this riff with no referencing. What a mess that was . . .
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