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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > The TV IV > MST3K Quote Thread: I regret nothing!
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Monster w21 Faces
May 11, 2006

"What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"


 Fish Picker?

# ? Jun 21, 2011 19:07
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# ? May 24, 2013 18:07
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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Monster w21 Faces posted:

Fish Picker?

Yeah that's it fish picker!

"THAT'S OUR ONE SONG THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT!"

# ? Jun 21, 2011 19:52
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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


 Our special tonight is poached go to hell!

# ? Jun 21, 2011 20:10
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Practical Demon
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!


 There should really be an 'S' added to that...

# ? Jun 21, 2011 21:27
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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!

Practical Demon posted:

There should really be an 'S' added to that...

Hits?

# ? Jun 21, 2011 21:47
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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008


 Chord chord chord chord chord chord other chord, chord chord other chord.

trickybiscuits fucked around with this message at Jun 21, 2011 around 22:08

# ? Jun 21, 2011 22:03
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!

trickybiscuits posted:

Chord chord chord chord chord chord other chord, chord chord other chord.

Jazz, jazz, generic jazz...

# ? Jun 21, 2011 22:31
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Savage Rasputin
Dec 16, 2005



 ...tequila

# ? Jun 21, 2011 23:32
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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

Savage Rasputin posted:

...tequila

She ran out of liquor, so she's drinking her Jean Nate.

# ? Jun 22, 2011 00:58
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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

You must torment people with your artistic delight, scaring mother and grandmother in the middle of the night.


 It takes a man to wear Farrah Fawcett hair.

# ? Jun 22, 2011 01:04
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!


 I've been jerked!

# ? Jun 22, 2011 01:21
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

 Rose Kennedy Celebrates Jubilee!

# ? Jun 22, 2011 02:38
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Zamboni_Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.


 I got pudding in the big white place.

# ? Jun 22, 2011 02:42
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I got pudding in the big white place.

PUDDING!!

# ? Jun 22, 2011 02:49
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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

Mister Kingdom posted:

Jazz, jazz, generic jazz...

Root a-toot toot

# ? Jun 22, 2011 02:54
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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


 Guys who play the muted trumpet love movies like this -- it's the only time they get work.

# ? Jun 22, 2011 02:56
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

 Jackie Gleason's "Music for Lovers Only".

# ? Jun 22, 2011 03:03
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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein Führer.

 "We're really really white, we're really really white, we're really really really really whiiiiite..."

# ? Jun 22, 2011 03:10
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Dr_Strangelove posted:

"We're really really white, we're really really white, we're really really really really whiiiiite..."

Hey, if ya get near a tune, play it!

# ? Jun 22, 2011 03:22
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Practical Demon
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!


 Here's how far I've gotten: La.

# ? Jun 22, 2011 04:02
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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Practical Demon posted:

Here's how far I've gotten: La.

Every....body...was....kung-fu.... fight...ting...

# ? Jun 22, 2011 04:05
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Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

I don't always shut out teams,
but when I do,
I do it handsomely.

Practical Demon posted:

Here's how far I've gotten: La.

La la la laa la la...

...crow...

la la la la lalalal lal la...

....crow

# ? Jun 22, 2011 04:32
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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out


 "Honey, there's a gay man on the Johnson's roof!"

# ? Jun 22, 2011 04:38
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LP97S
Apr 25, 2008


 Now I'll see what Tad and Bryce are up to.

# ? Jun 22, 2011 04:48
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

 Mickey Rourke came by to help!

# ? Jun 22, 2011 05:13
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Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

I don't always shut out teams,
but when I do,
I do it handsomely.


 She really was on top of Old Smokey.

# ? Jun 22, 2011 05:39
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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

VectorSigma posted:

"Honey, there's a gay man on the Johnson's roof!"

"Should we get a gay man for our roof too? "

# ? Jun 22, 2011 05:41
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Monster w21 Faces
May 11, 2006

"What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is this?!"

Dr_Strangelove posted:

"We're really really white, we're really really white, we're really really really really whiiiiite..."

Mmm. Good hearty white bread for white white people!

# ? Jun 22, 2011 05:48
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ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

trickybiscuits posted:

She ran out of liquor, so she's drinking her Jean Nate.

I don't think that's what the doctor meant when he said "get plenty of fluids".

# ? Jun 22, 2011 05:59
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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


 So Queen Caucus, are we gonna see anymore drawings?

# ? Jun 22, 2011 06:28
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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

JAZZ HANDS

Monster w21 Faces posted:

Mmm. Good hearty white bread for white white people!

Oh boy, crackers and milk! Maybe later we can have some white rice!

# ? Jun 22, 2011 07:03
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Practical Demon
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!


 Two of my classmates died in the kiln today, mother!

# ? Jun 22, 2011 08:06
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LP97S
Apr 25, 2008


 So is Gumbo a matador or something?

# ? Jun 22, 2011 08:16
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muscles like this?
Jan 17, 2005

BOGGLE?

VectorSigma posted:

"Honey, there's a gay man on the Johnson's roof!"

Now, what would Liberace do? Whoah, better not do that.

# ? Jun 22, 2011 10:34
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Futhark
Apr 3, 2009

muscles like this? posted:

Now, what would Liberace do? Whoah, better not do that.

Maybe if I pull hard enough I can snap my head off...

# ? Jun 22, 2011 12:34
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

LP97S posted:

So is Gumbo a matador or something?

So he just goes to work starkers?

# ? Jun 22, 2011 13:46
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Practical Demon
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!


 I'll take the company car.

# ? Jun 22, 2011 18:35
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The Selling Wizard
Apr 10, 2009

CAN I BUM A SMOKE
OFF YA, SPACE MAN

 Thank goodness for the internal genitalia!

# ? Jun 22, 2011 20:52
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Futhark
Apr 3, 2009


 When did Gumby get a Class-F license?

# ? Jun 22, 2011 22:25
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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Futhark posted:

When did Gumby get a Class-F license?

Ohhh that just squares my breast!

# ? Jun 23, 2011 01:10
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