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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > The TV IV > MST3K Quote Thread: I regret nothing!
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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!

Dr_Strangelove posted:

Just a quick peek at porn . . .

Grandpa Pap posted:

Got my porn bill...

I am learning a lot about porn!

# ? Mar 28, 2012 03:16
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# ? May 25, 2013 00:35
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Der Shovel
Dec 26, 2003

Keep on dancing, Moomin

RandolphCarter posted:

I'm partial to EXTRA! EXTRA! AMERICA INVADED!

What was the deal with that guy? Was it the director's buddy or something because it looked like a terrible friend walk on.

# ? Mar 28, 2012 05:13
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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein Führer.

RandolphCarter posted:

I'm partial to EXTRA! EXTRA! AMERICA INVADED!

Now, that's a walk-on.

# ? Mar 28, 2012 05:26
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

I am learning a lot about porn!

You know, the porn industry seems warm and inviting.

# ? Mar 28, 2012 06:32
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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

 Even the bartender's famous!

# ? Mar 29, 2012 04:44
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Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


 I killed that fat barkeep!

# ? Mar 29, 2012 05:16
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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

In exchange for a wish
You took my soul
And you put it inside
A Faberge Egg?!


 The McLaughlin Group, FROM THE SKIES!

# ? Mar 29, 2012 06:47
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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

 The fog cruises in on little cat feet!

# ? Mar 29, 2012 09:27
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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


 Richard Carpenter's The Fog.

# ? Mar 29, 2012 13:34
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Zeether
Aug 26, 2011


 While she's dancing, the Japanese are making good cars.

# ? Mar 29, 2012 13:47
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TL
Jan 16, 2006

Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

Bowties are cool.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Richard Carpenter's The Fog.

You know, the movie The Fog didn't have this much fog.

# ? Mar 29, 2012 15:52
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Zeether posted:

While she's dancing, the Japanese are making good cars.

♫ "I want a Corvette!" ♫
♪ I don't give a tin -- ♪

# ? Mar 29, 2012 16:28
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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

Grandpa Pap posted:

♫ "I want a Corvette!" ♫
♪ I don't give a tin -- ♪

That's why I entered your head!

# ? Mar 29, 2012 16:31
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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Grandpa Pap posted:

♫ "I want a Corvette!" ♫
♪ I don't give a tin -- ♪

Honey is dinner ready ye.... OH MY GOD!

# ? Mar 29, 2012 16:36
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Zeether
Aug 26, 2011


 The Schick Electric Razor Car!

# ? Mar 29, 2012 16:47
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Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!

Grandpa Pap posted:

♫ "I want a Corvette!" ♫
♪ I don't give a tin -- ♪

No wonder they need a car, he has to carry her everywhere!

# ? Mar 29, 2012 17:30
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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

In exchange for a wish
You took my soul
And you put it inside
A Faberge Egg?!


 "I clutched the invitation to my boo-soms!"

# ? Mar 29, 2012 17:43
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penis sandwich
Aug 28, 2004

have some pudding :)

 Ah, her mother's little helpers are kicking in!

# ? Mar 29, 2012 18:48
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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

penis sandwich posted:

Ah, her mother's little helpers are kicking in!

Poppies...

# ? Mar 29, 2012 18:55
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!


 It's a salute to Mr. B Natural!

# ? Mar 29, 2012 23:20
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Zeether
Aug 26, 2011


 "My cake is ready."

I call no way!

# ? Mar 30, 2012 00:01
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BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Zeether posted:

"My cake is ready."

I call no way!

With candles and everything...

# ? Mar 30, 2012 01:59
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

 That's where President Barbi Benton lives, with Prime Minister Jm. J. Bullock.

# ? Mar 30, 2012 02:29
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Zamboni_Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.

TL posted:

You know, the movie The Fog didn't have this much fog.

Rope had more Hawaiian locations than this movie!

# ? Mar 30, 2012 03:49
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RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005




 I gotta buy a can of tampons for my girlfriend.

# ? Mar 30, 2012 03:53
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

 Grooming is between you and the Lord God.

# ? Mar 30, 2012 08:00
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Futhark
Apr 3, 2009

Grandpa Pap posted:

Grooming is between you and the Lord God.

Just keep scrubbing and scrubbing and saying the name of our lord and saviour!

# ? Mar 30, 2012 08:35
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Bitchtits McGee
Jul 1, 2011

Hey McGee, you're back! You get that depression all cleared up?

 Don Was? The producer?

# ? Mar 30, 2012 09:00
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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


 And he ... heads right for ... the liquor. Of course.

# ? Mar 30, 2012 13:50
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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein Führer.

 Uh-oh, dad's vomit . . .

# ? Mar 30, 2012 14:45
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Bulgaroktonos
Aug 24, 2010


 The yanquis will pay highly for you, Señor Francis.

# ? Mar 31, 2012 15:16
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Zeether
Aug 26, 2011


 Look, dead raccoon of tomorrow.

# ? Mar 31, 2012 15:57
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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


 Woah, BUTTCRACK! LOOK OUT! WOAH!

# ? Mar 31, 2012 23:39
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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!


 I'd pay $11,000 to be there right now.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 01:23
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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

 Oh, sorry, I'm projecting my fantasies onto the screen again!

# ? Apr 1, 2012 02:11
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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

In exchange for a wish
You took my soul
And you put it inside
A Faberge Egg?!

OH, INCOMING!!!

# ? Apr 1, 2012 02:34
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Evanauto
Jul 27, 2007

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God.

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed among cocktails.
Pray for me now, and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.
Amen.

Command Ant posted:



OH, INCOMING!!!

Hey guys! I hung one out back there!

# ? Apr 1, 2012 02:41
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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein Führer.

 I hung one out for fun.

e: go to the 49 second mark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9oED6w1IAc

Dr_Strangelove fucked around with this message at Apr 1, 2012 around 03:38

# ? Apr 1, 2012 03:35
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Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


 DRAAAAAAAWIIIIIIIIIIIING SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!


quote:

Also known as "The Trollenberg Terror" or "Eye-rene R-eye-an" to friends The crawling eye is a mountain dwelling species of monster surrounding the Swiss alps.

The eye uses mist and frost based abilities to debuff her opponents and harass them at range. Close quarters combat, as well as heat/fire based damage are a problem, though she can sunder the mountainside with reverberating quake attacks that stunlock.


quote:

Born in the small Tuscan village of Vinchi, Leonardo was a wandering charlatan who did a lot of loitering in bars. A secret agent for the order of the Delta Knights, Leo whiled away his hours doodling proto-webcomics and striking out with serving wenches.

Obsessed with pre-renaissance renaissance man Archimedes, Leonardo was a hack who stole all his ideas. Skulking into Archimedes' lost storehouse he pilfered discoveries in anatomy, civil engineering, optics, and hydrodynamics, claiming to have developed them himself. Though most of the artifacts in the storehouse were annihilated, Leo managed to slip out with one mystical object: the korgon quill.

Fueled by the fabric of space (?) This magic pen allows Leo to plagiarize anything, including the special moves of his opponents. Leo has no attacks of his own, but with continued exposure to his enemies techniques he can unleash their own fury back upon them.
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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

Ensign_Ricky posted:

DRAAAAAAAWIIIIIIIIIIIING SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!

I seriously can't get enough of these - they're so well done, and do a great job of capturing the characters. Need some prints to hang on my wall.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 05:18
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