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Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008; You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

W.O.I. scientsts are all known to be a bit zealous in their study of the sea and genetics.
Dr.Davis_Davis_Davis however is downright loopy. After the devilfish debacle, Davis lurched away, wounded but determined. The combination of shark and octopus was marginally successful, but perhaps not the PERFECT combination of good and beautiful.
Using Dr.Z's abandoned science lab, the Italian marine biologist has fused himself with an octopus, increasing his power 4 fold! He can also shoot ink but I really don't want to go into the details of how and where he shoots it from. Suffice to say, he blinds you with science.
Davis is a mid-range opponent specializing in throws, grappling moves, dating coworkers, and long death monologues.

Sargassum...the weed of deciet!

# ? Jun 30, 2011 11:23

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# ? May 21, 2013 20:31

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Futhark posted:

Oh, this isn't orange juice, oh darn...

What if you were out devil fishing, and they had beer? Really crappy American beer...

# ? Jun 30, 2011 12:56

joneswt: Feb 22, 2011

I tried to unclog my lawnmower with my feet!!

# ? Jun 30, 2011 16:03

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Sllloooowww daaayyy, huuhhhh...

# ? Jun 30, 2011 16:23

Zamboni_Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.

Grandpa Pap posted:

What if you were out devil fishing, and they had beer? Really crappy American beer...

You know, after this beer, we should go have a beer sometime.

# ? Jun 30, 2011 22:28

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

You know, after this beer, we should go have a beer sometime.

I wonder if there's beer on the sun...

# ? Jun 30, 2011 22:50

BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

You know, after this beer, we should go have a beer sometime.

I made a recording!

(can opening) glug glug glug glug *burp* (can opening) glug glug glug glug...

# ? Jun 30, 2011 22:58

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

BooDoug187 posted:

I made a recording!

(can opening) glug glug glug glug *burp* (can opening) glug glug glug glug...

I'm sorry about earlier. My father was killed by an electrician.

# ? Jun 30, 2011 23:01

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein F�hrer.

Bob (from Devil Fish), Rowsdower, and Mitchell should have a Beery Guy Summit.

# ? Jun 30, 2011 23:58

TotalHell: Feb 21, 2005; You're welcome.

Dr_Strangelove posted:

Bob (from Devil Fish), Rowsdower, and Mitchell should have a Beery Guy Summit.

They can listen to "Awaken the Beer Drinker Within."

# ? Jul 1, 2011 00:26

Practical Demon: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

Beery Guy's Theme...

# ? Jul 1, 2011 01:32

Futhark: Apr 3, 2009

Dr_Strangelove posted:

Bob (from Devil Fish), Rowsdower, and Mitchell should have a Beery Guy Summit.

You know, after this beer we should have a beer sometime...

# ? Jul 1, 2011 01:46

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; The runiation of the "Pictures of Women" thread was a collective effort, Mein F�hrer.

I like to top off my beer drinking with another beer. It's like dessert.

# ? Jul 1, 2011 04:02

From Earth: Oct 21, 2005; Good moaning.

BooDoug187 posted:

I made a recording!

(can opening) glug glug glug glug *burp* (can opening) glug glug glug glug...

This isn't orange juice? Oh darn!

# ? Jul 1, 2011 06:17

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; JACKASSERY!

Dr_Strangelove posted:

I like to top off my beer drinking with another beer. It's like dessert.

Brought to you by the Booze Council.

B-double O-Z-E!

# ? Jul 1, 2011 08:00

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Perhaps booze would alleviate this situation!

# ? Jul 1, 2011 13:37

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

Harry Blatz: Tonight, I shall get good and drunk!
Mike: Well...it's good to have dreams, I guess.

# ? Jul 1, 2011 13:44

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man.

Grandpa Pap posted:

Perhaps booze would alleviate this situation!

Booze takes a bad party and makes it better!

# ? Jul 1, 2011 13:44

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; JACKASSERY!

Well, time for booze.

# ? Jul 1, 2011 13:55

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

I wonder if there's beer on the sun?

# ? Jul 1, 2011 14:21

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

I'll have a screwdriver, with out that nasty, bitter orange juice.

# ? Jul 1, 2011 20:36

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Beer, turkey legs...strip down to my underwear, watch some porn...I'm all set!

# ? Jul 1, 2011 20:52

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

Grandpa Pap posted:

Beer, turkey legs...strip down to my underwear, watch some porn...I'm all set!

Man, that was a long day...time for a 'Frisco Burger in front of The X-Files.

# ? Jul 1, 2011 20:54

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

JethroMcB posted:

Man, that was a long day...time for a 'Frisco Burger in front of The X-Files.

I'm gonna strip down to my shorts and watch golf.

# ? Jul 1, 2011 21:02

Practical Demon: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

Ish there any vodka cheaper than Popov...

# ? Jul 1, 2011 21:24

LP97S: Apr 25, 2008

Practical Demon posted:

Ish there any vodka cheaper than Popov...

I think I'll have a vodka sandwich.

# ? Jul 1, 2011 21:35

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008; You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

Grandpa Pap posted:

Beer, turkey legs...strip down to my underwear, watch some porn...I'm all set!

Grandpa Pap posted:

I'm gonna strip down to my shorts and watch golf.

Hey Marv, it's me and I'm nude!

# ? Jul 1, 2011 21:47

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.

Grandpa Pap posted:

I'm gonna strip down to my shorts and watch golf.

Did you know that Nick here went on to play...

Pong, in his underwear, while drinking beer?

# ? Jul 1, 2011 23:42

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

JethroMcB posted:

Did you know that Nick here went on to play...

Pong, in his underwear, while drinking beer?

Don't say "underwear"! <

# ? Jul 2, 2011 00:16

Practical Demon: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

Hey, you can't say "lubricate"!

# ? Jul 2, 2011 00:36

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!

Practical Demon posted:

Hey, you can't say "lubricate"!

DON'T SAY UNDERTHINGS!

# ? Jul 2, 2011 00:36

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Slip, bra, teddy, panties, penoir, slip...

# ? Jul 2, 2011 00:41

Zamboni_Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.

She took off her dress and now she's less nude than she was before.

# ? Jul 2, 2011 00:55

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

...so they put her in MORE clothes than she's EVER had on in her LIFE!

# ? Jul 2, 2011 01:27

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; I got the wim-wams
somethin' terrible!

Grandpa Pap posted:

...so they put her in MORE clothes than she's EVER had on in her LIFE!

I wonder what weird rear end getup she'll be wearing this time.

# ? Jul 2, 2011 01:35

Futhark: Apr 3, 2009

♫ There's a thick yellow stain on my back-brace! ♫

# ? Jul 2, 2011 01:49

BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

JethroMcB posted:

Did you know that Nick here went on to play...

Pong, in his underwear, while drinking beer?

This can't be our hero... now he is going into the house and we are going to meet the real hero... DO'H No, this can't be our hero movie I demand to see your manager!

# ? Jul 2, 2011 01:55

Practical Demon: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

Mister Kingdom posted:

I wonder what weird rear end getup she'll be wearing this time.

That is a power bra. Underwires, overwires...

# ? Jul 2, 2011 02:01

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Now what was I doing, again? Oh, titillating the audience, that's right...

# ? Jul 2, 2011 02:16

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# ? May 21, 2013 20:31

Zamboni_Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; The Canadians heard us
making fun of them, and got all
fucked up on hockey.

Futhark posted:

♫ There's a thick yellow stain on my back-brace! ♫

♫ There's a black greasy smudge on my pillow! ♫

# ? Jul 2, 2011 02:18

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